SML Parody: New Year, New Jeffy!

new year new Jeffy new year new Jeffy new year new Jeffy all right what's new Jeffy new year new Jeffy wait what new Jeffy it's a new year okay what what's new about you I'm a new Jeffy it's different about you yeah you look the exact same well it's a new year so it's I'm new Jeffy what new Jeffy Jeffy what's new about you new Jeffy there's nothing to do about you new Jeffy oh my God I hate people every year they're like new year new me you're the exact same person noon Jeffy no there's literally nothing different about you noon jumping no yo what's up new year new Jeffy wait what the heck it's different differently stupider what the heck is this now Daddy I'm dripped down look at this where are you supposed to be stylish Jeffy new year new Jeffy stylist Jeffy yup bro you're wearing a ripped up shirt that's definitely not a real gold chain and it looks like you got a pile of sugar on top of your head first of all this is real gold second of all this is my beanie that's a beanie yup no it's definitely just a pile of crap nope it's my beanie you no no no I'll just keep that away from me oh I'm coming here you look goofy as hell no I don't get out of here shut up bro you're not new stomping you're the same old same old crap why hello father new year new Jeffy what Mario chill I got I gotta know what is this what is going on here new here new Jeffy who are you supposed to be I am royalty Jeffy I am the king of Ohio what the what is this Jeffy Jeffy no no this isn't new Jeffy this is new crappy Jeffy why [ __ ] that is absolutely Preposterous how dare you good day what the what is happening what happened I don't even know New Jeffy I am new year it is I don't even have the slightest clue of what you're supposed to be I'm Center Yoda Santa Yoda why like just just why like just what just just let him have his moment let him have his moment yeah what kind of moment is this I shook my parents no no you're done you're done you're done Jeffy you're done Jeffy you're a God stomach you're done you're so done Daddy why won't you take me seriously let me be a new person this year D why would I take you seriously yeah maybe I'll take you seriously once you start Simon stop dressing up like ridiculous people and actually do something with your life first of all always being ridiculous and what do you want me to do with my life do you want to become like a rapper or like a singer I'll be like Tupac and get shot okay I didn't say that but like yeah I'd rather you actually put your money where your mouth is and actually do something Danny oh you know I'm gonna be Kanye West but I'm gonna be a miracle genius IQ of 189 I'm the smartest person on earth I'm gonna drop a new album in like this whole like thing that's going on right now that's me okay I guess you could be the old Kanye not the new Kanye I'm gonna be new Kanye what if I died I don't like I can't find four just please like actually stop doing this dress-up crap dangerous let me be a new person I'm sick of you okay then do it what's he doing Joseph dude let him cook let him cook yeah let him cook dude oh yeah he's cooking now dude what does that mean Joseph I mean she's cooking up he's cooking up some beach dude he's about to make some fire everywhere oh yeah now he's really cooking he's cooking now all right what the hell he didn't cook [ __ ] yeah what the heck was that don't you think you're being too hard on Jeffy too hard on Jeffy yeah I mean he dressed up as a baby Yoda Santa Claus I don't think I'm being hard enough on him I guess yo oh no what's up dog you ready to hear my number one hit wait actually yep let's hear it all right you wrote a song hold on why isn't playing there we go listen yes listen to that okay [Music] Daddy can you do something for me what can you please start respecting me next thing you know I'm gonna bang your hoe can you stop being a [ __ ] oh yeah I'm freestyling [Music] so what do y'all think of my fire beat Jeffy that was trash man what are you talking about I was like Kanye West no you weren't that that was so bad I was spitting Flames like everywhere Jeffrey please you cannot be a musician rapper artist you can't be any of that okay but what about what about the beat I made that myself JP on Spotify you think I'd be like a producer no it was perfect though Daddy no no it was the whole thing was trash it was amazing no Jeffy you gotta be something else you just have bad taste in music no I I I I don't then what do you want me to be Daddy I just want to be someone else it's new year new Jeffy okay there'd be someone else but just not that I think I'm gonna get like like really healthy I'm gonna become jacked I'm gonna be like Superman I want to be able to like run two and a half miles like without stopping and dying yeah do that okay but there's no way you're gonna make that Jeffy you have to eat healthy and there's no way you're gonna eat healthy you hate green beans and all that I'm gonna eat healthy I'm gonna be like Tom Brady so what are you gonna do I'm gonna be like Gronk okay then to prove it fine I'm gonna prove it right now I'm gonna go and start eating healthy right now I'm done okay let's see it [ __ ] Jeffy why would you do this why would I do one spend all my Christmas money on gummies yes Jeffy why would you buy all these gummies well because I'm being healthy now and these are the super fruit gummies so that means I don't have to eat any vegetables or even fruits anymore because look that's that's super fruit in the name it's all fruits Jeffy I don't think that's how it works yeah it is and then like for desserts I have all these little like they're like healthy candies now it's only three grams of sugar daddy look at that I got like the Sour Patch Kids I got the peach rings I got the Swedish Fish I got them all Jeffy first of all you're supposed to add vitamins to your diet and let's see what you're adding to your diet uh your diet is just gummies candy well I'm adding these to my current diet and I'm just eating these like it's just food it's just healthy so you're gonna eat nothing but this stuff right yeah along I don't know like till next year you're gonna die this isn't right I'm gonna die Jiffy just because this is healthy candy doesn't mean it's gonna make you healthy run that back run that back say it again say that again you know what I said just trust me no just just say that again real quick ah just because it's healthy candy doesn't mean it's gonna make you healthy so it's healthy candy so over here on this hand it is healthy for my diet since it is healthy no this doesn't work like I tell him he's right he's right Jeffy yeah it wasn't a hard question this isn't right Jeffy daddy it is healthy only three grams of sugar these got the super fruits and it's going to be tasty as [ __ ] no you wasted all your money you're never gonna be healthy I didn't wait in my [Music] a few moments later oh my God smart sweets suck they taste nothing like Sour Patch Kids oh these are trash Danny new year new Jeffy again yep I'm gonna be a magician a what a magician a magician but chippy that's nothing you could do or nothing you could say like I know nothing you do nothing you say absolutely nothing is gonna change my mind about being a magician oh okay put your face okay okay you can be images I don't care yeah what are you gonna do well you know like that one magic trick where you like put you in like the wooden box and the guy starts stabbing you and like shoving swords down your throat and cutting you in half yeah that's what I'm gonna do okay I mean I just think it's kind of silly all right daddy do what you want um well I got my first show in like five minutes and it's like an hour away so I should probably get going see you guys bye wait what more moments later uh hello who are you my name is Mystical magician Madeline but you can call me mystical magician man for sure okay mystical magician mad I'm a magician yeah you told us that I have magical cards you do oh I I see them that that's that's very awesome go ahead go ahead hey car do I have to yes yes fine fine okay those cars are fake cards That's The Power of magic oh my God why the hell are you here why do you have this box why do you have a house well you see Jeffy was my magical assistant and he doesn't know much about magic okay and I stuck swords through the box you know the usual that's part of the things part of the thing okay well he's in the Box what okay why are you watching a box why is he in a box he's in the Box oh my God just give me this goddamn box I'm like get out of here whoa oh I don't know Now's the Time to do one of my best magic tricks dipping the hell out of here why are you here yes what the hell indeed it is available are you gonna take champions he's meant to be by a time I didn't expect this what am I on oh my god oh you're on the plane I'm not a fresh lady this precious leg oh your boy gave me is all twisty about boy did it just go away I'll move my dead son now bad you'll say I can fix my tissue I can bring him back from the life but not death and he will be alive again no you could fix Jeffy fix something this is all my fault Mario what but he is the devil so would it be our Jeffy really through yeah you're gonna pull a trick and make it a different Jeffy you know what I don't care this is all my fault it's all my fault if I never would have told Jeffy to be someone else be someone new you would have never been in this situation and he wouldn't be alive right now let's just bring him back bring it back any way you can are you sure man yeah sure all right boys spell one though my like this boy but I know get unlimited breadsticks and normally but it's open unlimited boss man oh my god do you recognize me Jeffy Hot Wheels beat That oh my lordy Lord no yeah no me I mean this is the best cooking I've ever done in my life only great cooking for 2023 I need a picture of this I'll go famous on Instagram oh yeah dad stop oh my God oh my God what she's such a menace Jeffy is crazy oh no what's wrong with him well you got what you wanted what do you mean you wanted a new Jeffy Daddy Let Me Go not like this though oh my God I guess new year new Jeffy for real in a bad way oh my God Jeffy are you gonna be chill uh yeah Daddy I'll be chill you promise yeah fine there be chill then I'll drink all three of my energy drinks oh yeah that will be me Jeffy you drank like three energy drinks when we weren't looking oh god well maybe that'll explain why he's been such a wild [ __ ] animal lately yeah literally hey maybe when he's not all ramped up on energy drinks he's like chill like the old Jeffy Maybe Daddy what do you mean oh yappy no Jeffy wait you you don't know what we're talking about here no do you remember your little like magical recital the little oopsie that went on Daddy are you high I'm not a magician God he's clueless I know this is weird well maybe he is like the old Jeffy let me ask him some questions yeah yeah do that okay Jeffy what do you think about green beans uh I hate green beans Daddy okay that checks out yeah ah Jeffy who are your best friends that would be junior Joseph and maybe Cody okay yeah something else uh that's a candy okay Jeffy what's your favorite candy Reese's Pieces them Lifesaver gummies can you get me a bag of them they're gone oh okay okay um one more question let's get this over with all right uh what's your favorite video game that will be Roblox Minecraft fortnite Five Nights at Freddy's Among Us and Poppy's play time all right hold the bangers okay well I guess he is just like the old Jeffy yeah just like a new voice and it's still stupid all right well Jeffy I'm glad to have you here for the new year me too Daddy all right but I will say I'm gonna miss that slightly different Jeffy me too we had some good times [Music]

Channel: SMLYTP

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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, jeffy, funny, kable10, tom bomb, glider, sbl, sll, sml movie, parody, sml parody, movie, humor, jokes, bowser junior, mario, 2021

Id: uS4WAPz1ytU

Length: 16min 21sec (981 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 31 2022