SML Parody: Jeffy's Trust Fund!

oh my god all this stupid birthday crap it's not even jeffy's birthday anymore birthday to me happy birthday to you happy what it's not even your birthday it was like three days ago so what we still got to celebrate no we don't we celebrated enough you know what we got y'all brave more what do you mean celebrate more how could we possibly celebrate it's already a huge mess over here kevin you really had to add to it hey daddy cowabunga terry stop okay okay just stop no more it's more like pretty over here let's check out each other even more hey daddy look oh my god look what i sound like this is silly tell me what the hell holy crap i sound like a chipmunk you just did a drug you just sucked up helium i'm 18 now daddy i'm legal oh my god you're right what the hell i know this is pretty cool i wanna do it more oh no that's so annoying can you like go play in traffic or something all right dang wait wait what you know what forget it forget it it's fine i don't care i don't care what what's that oh boy i'm sure this is gonna make my day a lot better mario i have some life-changing news for you wait what i need to come in right now and share it with you oh okay life-changing okay okay all right goodman what is it better be important it is very important what is that boom take a look at that jeffy's trust [ __ ] what kind of stupid prank is this not a prank i'm afraid mario this has to be a prank i mean it's a mean one too what's wrong with you not a prank but but but how i saw you on the news and jeffy's dad was there and he's still alive so why would this exist well what if i told you that wasn't jeffy's dad but that was jeffy's dad it looked exactly like him he was a paid actor what doppelganger if you will seriously got paid three figures to be on that show but why would you do that so so i could get the money i mean i've never lied on television before mario not a day in my life of course i lied about it mario i would lie about anything do you know why why why would you do that money everything but that's my money that's my money but i'm gonna make more money than that measly check mario do you know why how wow jeffy's dad is a famous painter mario yeah i know i know and his paintings aren't worth [ __ ] if he's alive aren't worth [ __ ] if he's alive okay i get out i lied to the media and i bought every single one of his paintings every one every single one i'm gonna make so much money off those paintings but the house they were [ __ ] he's dead mario once i confirmed to the media that he's dead those paintings skyrocket each millions there are dozens of them that's genius oh i know mario i am a genius wait let me take a step back oh yeah that's real it is real and look at all this party you got going on why is it all here you're gonna have to throw a massive party mario because you just won the lottery [Music] [Applause] i don't care justin wait it was pretty cold i got some news for you jeffy what get out what do you mean i mean get out of my house go play cross your own again no yeah forever never come back what what do you mean you're kicked out of the house jeffy what you can't do that and guess what your mom isn't here to say otherwise you're gone for good jeffy mommy wouldn't allow it well it's too bad she isn't here you see this jeffy this is your trust fund and guess who it's going to jeffy's dead and guess what i deserve it anyway because i had to deal with you for six goddamn years and this is my payment i'm getting paid but daddy i love you you can't do it well guess what i'm sick of you i'm gonna have this dumbass house of myself now i have all this crap everywhere and it's gonna be perfect yeah jeffy get out never go back you can't do this to me i'm doing it jeffy you're out you can't where am i supposed to go anywhere anywhere other than here there's nowhere else to go i never want to see you again jeffy daddy i hate you you're dead to me god i never want to see you and take your stupid cat piano and also your stupid dog guitar and also stupid frog piano not making fun of last but not least you are poor nice dog you're talking too far leave i hate you bye oh where am i whoa where am i this place is beautiful jeffy jeffy do you remember me it's me gilman's forgotten son billy what's up billy haven't seen you in forever bro what's good where are my brothers please join me and jeffy hello monkey man you're alive yes i am i am immortal it turns out he got resurrected yep damn that's pretty cool yes i am the light of the world he who follows me shall not walk in the darkness but have the light of life okay monkey man all right well there's youtube who's this creepy dude behind me oh that's chris don't worry about him he's just a loser he never says crap hey be nice i know we're all losers here jeffrey we're just misfits this is the island of misfit people ah that makes sense we're just a couple of misfits so jeffy uh how about you join us join i mean maybe i guess i mean why are you here anyway i got kicked out daddy left me so you're you're dead yeah well we both have sucky dads yeah ain't that the truth whoa how about you join us then we're just a bunch of misfits all right i mean monkey man he doesn't seem that into it why don't we explain it to him the song well i am the way and the truth and the life no one comes through the father except for me but i said a song monkey man i'm sorry i i forgot the mint chris hit it [Music] hey bro i forgot to tell you we have a new guy you want to start off the song ah i'm kind of nervous do you want to start it off oh i'm pretty nervous too welcome to the land of the misfit people yeah it's a steeple for all kind of people don't matter if you're red black blue or white we accept people of every mother freaking this is late because we haven't had a little boy joined for a while shut up you goddamn freaking pedophile hey but if you join this island it's a crazy ride it's always a great time we got water and my children i am the heavenly father so do you get what we're trying to say to you jeffy i mean i kind of get it but you want me to stay out here in the wilderness and live with you yeah i mean i'm just not that gonna explain it we love you jeffy stay with us jeffy it'll be so much better than what you had before yeah yeah so jeffy what do you say you want to live on the island and miss with people with us uh nope the one time i talk oh come on that's a real boy wow what a [ __ ] [ __ ] but jesse why not well don't get me wrong guys you guys are really nice and it's a pretty cool place but i just don't think i can live out in the wilderness like this i mean look at the water and the grass i you i just can't do it i understand it's not for everybody yeah so you need a place to stay and some money yeah pretty much well my dad does owe me one so i could call him and maybe he could help you out i mean he got tons of money so why not hmm that's a pretty good idea actually all right i think you should be right over i'll give him a call all right hey j-man what's up yo what's up mr government oh nothing much how about you jeffy well it's everything time [ __ ] ass right now oh why is that where's daddy kicked me at your house wow what a terrible thing to do oh my god i'm so sorry to hear that jeffy i'm yeah i was pretty cheeks oh it's almost like there's a way i can fix this what's this that is a contract for me to adopt you i don't why would you want to adopt me because i see the good in you jeffy imagine this anything you want mansion big booty tender juicy ass latinas like the biggest ever yes those latinas they're gonna be awesome jeffy they're gonna be fan fantastic oh my guess what else what 19 fortnite card no 19 000 fortnight dollar v-buck card holy [ __ ] let me sign this right now god damn that's what i'm talking about boy and done that's yes g money that is the worst handwriting i've ever seen in a human being i'm only 18. don't expect much from me oh my god this is gonna suck oh how about we take this document back and rub it in your old man's face how about that all right i guess that's gonna be a great time rubbing this document in his fat [ __ ] face yeah mario yeah that's the spirit let's go yeah i'll hold on to this oh my god roxanne you're so much better than rosalina i know baby oh yeah oh yeah well i gotta go now okay now me i got an appointment all right my god but you'll be back tonight right oh don't you worry baby okay i'll be back tonight that is if you have five thousand dollars five thousand dollars oh my god that's pennies to me baby i got five mil all right off you go maybe this could become a reoccurring thing it is you're my new wife screw rosalina oh nice yo what's up daddy jeffy what are you doing back here i don't want to be your daddy anymore i'm not talking about you skittle biscuit i'm talking about him what oh wait what's going on well i adopted jeffy what yup he's my new daddy my god what in l oh my god that's great yeah i don't have to worry about him that sucks for you though why would he ever do that oh i can tell you why but he's got to get out of here first huh oh my god you really got them trained already oh yeah it only took four hours mario okay so explain yourself oh that check right there yeah fake what jeffy's dead still alive no no no no not money huh my what but well you you adopted him so now it is that actually dies you get the money well five mills five mil mario god damn it you're a bajillionaire you really care about five mil that much well you seem to really care about five mil mario that's cause i'm not a bajillionaire oh five mil is five mil i don't know what you want me to say all right forget it but can i have jeffy back jeffy jenny what mario i'm sorry i'm the money's fake do you want to come back and live with me because i'm really lonely without you and i thought i was gonna have hopes and like sexy girls to make up for it but now if i don't have that i want you hmm nope but jeffy please oh why not because you should not really mean things to me daddy i i did why i can't call you daddy anymore you're mario oh my god oh my god jeffy i'm sorry jeffy it's all coming back to me now jeffy i i know i'm such a dick parrot coming back to you i remember it was my own dad when i was young hey daddy what doing i'm super mario shut up god oh my lord you're so annoying you're such a dumb brat i'm trying to watch tv over here in black and white color the good way all right i'm i'm sorry dad i just want to know what you're doing shut up okay why don't you go eat some goddamn green beans or some other type of dumbass vegetable i don't give a [ __ ] but but then i don't like green beans too [ __ ] bad eat that [ __ ] right now but but daddy why you so mean to me i wish i never had you that's why you're annoying so goddamn annoyed every word that comes out of your mouth makes me want to die god i wish i never had you daddy why that's why that's why i've been such a dick parrot this whole time and i'm so sorry because i i made a promise to myself if i ever had a kid i wouldn't treat him the same way my father did oh look at me i forgot all about that promise all this time jeffy i'm so so sorry and i understand if you'll never forgive me i deserve it jeffy daddy it's okay okay well mario nice flashback and reunion with your kid but you gotta know i still own him and when his father dies that check it's gonna be mine what's gonna be my money mario you still own jeffy yeah you can take them all you want i don't care but just remember it said so in the contract that what jeffy then you just ate the contract well i did eat the contract oh my god no that's my boy i'm [ __ ] yeah i'm thought of your morning you know what that's a good ending jeffy right there bring good ending oh that's a contract it's everywhere hey kind of camouflages with the rest of the stuff jeffy i'm so sorry jeffy do you forgive me i forgive him die ah that's my boy jeffy ah but can we just keep one thing you know between us uh just don't tell rosalina about any of this please donny i'm gonna blackmail the [ __ ] out of you the rest of your life that's my boy yeah [Music]

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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, funny, kable10, tom bomb, glider, sbl, sll, sml jeffy, parody, movie, humor, jokes, bowser junior, mario, 2021

Id: koz2MHMBJVM

Length: 16min 37sec (997 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 23 2022