SML Parody: Jeffy's Nut November!

hey Mario so now that uh Rosalina is not here how about you feel Lona November November oh no what happened to Jeffy look like a potato oh no oh God I I think I've been sending into the heavier today oh what happened where's Mommy I want Mommy oh my mommy's on like a business trip yeah so you got San juata for today yeah she's keeping me company did you like eat something bad what happened to you what have you been eating Jeffy oh I've just been eating cinnamon cereal popcorn yeah it's like cereal pop oh God I mean okay I mean it's not that bad but like still I mean how long you've been eating this Jeffy like what did you eat yesterday uh cereal popcorn what did you eat the day before that oh you cereal popcorn what did you use the day before that uh cereal popcorn Jeffy how long have you been eating cereal popcorn when did Obama enter office what yeah that was like years ago Jimmy it was it yes Jimmy yeah this is what you get for making me creamy tonight Jeffy oh my God I knew I need to look this up it's probably like a disease or something I'm gonna get my laptop vitamins over there young boy you need a big Flintstone gummy what happens if you only eat cereal popcorn for a long time oh God Jeffy you are nutrient deficiency you got no nutrients in your body oh my God oh my God [Music] Mario Edition oh my God that is the worst thing that I've ever had in my entire life that was so bad no wonder he is nutrient deficiency says he he this this tastes like raw sewage Mario oh God I'm gonna try the Cinnamon Toast Crunch ones better no to do not try the cinnamon toast Crush what do you gotta do about this oh you took me to a webpage okay eight health benefits of eating nuts okay what do you got here a great source of many nutrients oh my God nuts have the most nutrients out of any type of food oh my gosh miss you would never believe what I always keep on hand just in case I don't want to fail no not November wait what I always keep a bag of planted slightly salted peanuts on hands Debbie you're just gonna have to oh wow oh God what's even happening right now oh man this is not how I expect him to lose 9 in November I expected it to be in my bedroom with some red LED lights and a 60-inch 4K TV with a Mia Khalifa Johnny Sins video playing that's how I expect to lose it but no your sign hoe here dying nutty on me hey okay you can't be mad if you also nutted all over my computer so let's not talk about it that sucks 1999 in my mouth Jeffy you need more nut come on you can knock it off this not that you need more or not I don't want you to go back to where you were I guess but where am I gonna get more nuts listen I'm gonna go to the store probably Walmart and buy you some nuts what do you mean no I'm not uh we have the Henry Danger Marathon to watch Jeffy we're gonna send you to Walmart you you can drive right there's my credit card yeah it's all right take the cards what is my life don't ever pull like that again do you understand what are we going to go do Henry Danger Marathon yes all right let's go watch the Henry Danger let's go hey Junior what doing hey what's up Jeffy I'm hiding it remember with me I mean Jeffy that's a little sussy but I'm gonna take you up on that offer all right I mean come on come with me I'll come with you let's go all right come on juniors go get in the car wait we're gonna do it in the car what do what in the car we're like we're just you've never been in a car before we're gonna like do do the thing in the car I mean I you gotta try everything at least once right I mean I've never done in the car before but I'll give it a shot what do you mean we're just going to Walmart we're gonna do it in Walmart what do you mean it what do you we're going to get like peanuts and like pistachios and like almonds what what yeah what do you what are you thinking of and referring to uh nothing let's just go to Walmart all right peanuts and almonds come on Junior let's go to Walmart and get some nuts all right let's go hold on naked yo what's up monkey man now why would you go to Walmart for nuts when the Sam's Club is right over there Sam's Club has not you know buttons in such high quality you have no idea how many nuts there are over there you can get so many Planters you like the plantless peanuts you can get so many planted peanuts and big bulk massive quantity so instead of going to Walmart go to awesome sauce of Sam's Club well I mean you're doing a lot of nuts right that sounds like a good idea let's go to Sam's Club let's go boys see you all around see a monkey man goodbye whoa whoa dude he was right there is so much bulk here there is there's so much food wait should we get Honey Nut Cheerios I mean it has nut in the name so if something tells me there's not actual nuts in those oh what's the nut and the Cheerios then I don't want to know let's go find some real nuts Jeffy come on we're the nuts at Junior I don't know Jeffy peanuts oh I get some Japanese pizza that's good whoa that's a lot it's a lot oh yeah monkey man was right let's go praline pecans I don't really know what these are but it's still a nut right I mean they look good all right we're nuts whoa dry roasted peanuts I mean you already got those peanuts but might as well get more okay let's dry roasted dry roasted all right extra large Virginia peanuts virgin nuts virgin nuts oh that's like meat yeah get some yo they just keep coming almonds yeah I mean I might just pick them apart I mean it's still a nut unsalted mixed nuts do you think we need the unsalted ones we need all them Jeffy that's true I gotta watch my diet though so I can be insulted nuts these ones are Deluxe it's like deluxe let's go uh do not mixed nuts with sea salt with sea salt let's go even more cashew ham sandwich that's a nut yeah it's a nut put her in unsalted whole cashews all right looking good whole cashews lightly salted all right then let's go honey Sesame cashews all right then do it all right looks more flavorful everything season cashews what it's like a mango oh my little cashews with sea salt yum I I think that's it oh my God we got all the nuts what about these ones that's not nut yeah they suck oh my God yum all right I think we got all self-checked out good how much What's the total oh oh you got your Dad's credit card right yeah I do okay so how do we check out now I think we just like I don't know how do we check out what happened where do I put it it's her cash for select payment type where bro all right this couch is finally free of nuts oh what how did you not get hit well would you look at that hey what's your chances oh my God Jeffy this is a lot of nuts I I hope you didn't spend that much money um oh yeah here's a receipt okay the receipts yeah so you said you know my nuts Danny oh my God you probably maxed out my credit card buy nuts probably even look it's not all the damn nuts daddy like I could sit do you have a problem I want to watch Henry Danger I don't want to watch Henry Danger I want to watch Henry Danger oh my God what are you seven yeah 70. 79 I'm watching Henry Danger screw you good well yeah I'll let you deal with that I'm gonna I'm gonna grab one of these praline pecan I'm gonna eat my first nut jar okay good luck Jeffy I see you daddy oh man are you gonna watch it with me all right day one eating only nuts got some pecans man this this spoon thing's not too hard day two all right uh second day of eating own nuts today we got like mixed nuts all right I guess it's pretty good the almonds are kind of bad there's a lot of them but hanging up with it they flee all right it's mine huh I think third day I've eaten only nuts so we got like everything season like a bagel or some cashew I don't even know what they are let's get crunchy they taste better than normal nuts but he's still nuts day four yeah it's the fourth day we going nuts for a while that's uh take a bite I guess oh it it's like still it's just oh that was absolutely awesome get this yeah I need Chef PeePee I need some help oh my God oh my God I was supposed to have dinner done like right freaking now oh my God what am I gonna do with making cookies come on Chef PeePee I'm starving where's dinner dinner time dinner time I mean no rest I'm just glad to be here for dinner I haven't had dinner in so long what the hell come on where's dinner at I'm missing the heavy danger Marathon for this so it better be good what the cook what the cook hey Chef not now Jeffy I'm trying to cook something right now hey use me I mean nothing but nuts for the past four days down my throat slobbering on them and just like just choking on nuts I need you to help me make my nuts taste better what yeah what do you come here okay can you make these taste better there's some pistachios there's some like walnuts and there's some almonds I cannot believe I'm saying this but I need something to cook for dinner like right now so maybe I could do something with this all right I mean you think so I could try I mean like these are almonds right so I could like take the skin off them and it's all white inside and I can like make mashed potato almonds or maybe you like maybe like a almond soup it'll be always delicious that's true all right I'm trying to Chef PeePee I'll leave you two minutes ah this is great it'll be like a epic new invention when it comes to cooking okay I need to get right to work right now oh boy Chef peepees almond soup is looking uh a little questionable but what should I call this boy oh I know Chef peepees nothing surprise ah yeah where's he not Chef PeePee I want to see how it turned out come on baby we're hungry feed me come on baby yo I'm just really excited to be joining y'all for dinner I really don't even care that it's taking a long time come right now okay okay fine let me just turn it all the way up so it Cooks even faster fine you like that there you go put that boy in there put it on now I'm gonna go to the bathroom while it's finished cooking up eight 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Channel: SMLYTP

Views: 187,249

Keywords: sml, supermariologan, jeffy, funny, kable10, tom bomb, glider, sbl, sll, sml movie, parody, sml parody, movie, humor, jokes, bowser junior, mario, 2021

Id: a8RG3ra-OB8

Length: 13min 45sec (825 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 17 2022