SML Movie: The Competition

warning this video contains mild inappropriate jokes in reference to race mild inappropriate jokes in reference to toilet humor moderate sexual jokes and/or references and cross-dressing vir discretion is advised thank you Oh die I'm done coloring look what chubby why's that giraffe purple create the purple giraffe Danny Jeffy there's no such thing as a purple giraffe yo J get your purple giraffe there's no such thing as a purple giraffe chubby everybody doing I'm starting over daddy unless you try to tell me there's no change the purple elephant fine Jeffy there such thing as a purple elephant give me yours I'm not gonna give you the batteries out of my remote why because then my remote won't work well at least give me one of them Beltre did these remotes need two batteries to work so I give you one of my batteries they both won't work see now you just be a selfish Mario Beltre why don't you go to the store and buy new batteries why don't you just teach your son over there out of color inside the lies look at me stupid wait he's trying no I'm not well belt I want to go take care of your son you never take care of your son hey hey at least my son's not adopted hey he's worth a lot of money what are you trying to say yourselves more valuable than mine I mean yes he's worth millions what my son's more talented oh yeah yeah yeah he can play any musical instrument he can play basketball in origami - oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so what can your son do well Jeffy what can you do I can Akane my abc backwards over them do it CBA put my son's better than your son oh really oh yeah says Ribbon mom yeah see this downstairs and let's see who's really better okay y'all do it give Sunday oh yeah come on come on I'm saying she a gold digger but she ain't messing with no broke Jimmy what are you doing just playing this you're a man right yeah well it's time for you to prove it breathe a little silence all singing come here okay all right Bowser my son Jeff you play the cat piano when you see him play whatever Jeffy show them what you got all right daddy finger get my butt bud shake them in my mouth that's it the fingers in this but you couldn't play a better song no oh well do you so what you got Oh what song you got me to play dad do the peepee one okay uh me Chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coat suck my another skateboard see it's way better than your son no no Jeffy was better look at what he did they made an old song out of pp let's go well I would say about bigger than this but I don't want to hear that well I don't want to look how about we call it a draw because I know my son could beat you at basketball okay let's do back Rob this Jiffy all right Mario now it's time for my son in the store your son in basketball see my son's never even missed the shot oh yeah well my son has never even missed the shot because he's never taken a shot but I promise you're not gonna miss okay all right Jimmy can you please do this favor for me oh I'd go oh yeah all you gonna do is shoot that ball into that hoop that's all you got to do can you do it okay please do it yeah I'm a carpenter later Danny he's ridiculous so let me get the ball all right junior let's show these losers how to shoot a basketball dudes that's what I got you here if you miss the shot i'ma run over your hands with a lawnmower what does that hurt probably okay make me like Mike yeah yeah what I got I better get along okay so the reason why jr. missed the shot is because his hands was Sophie his handler Sophie no they weren't yes yes they were because he's the germaphobe yeah you know you got to keep the hands clean okay so what are we doing now oh we're doing origami we're gonna see which one of our sons can make the best Oregon and I know Julie you can because he's done before okay all right Jeffrey yeah yeah I'm gonna give his favorite ever okay look I just need you to make something out of this piece of paper what I need you to make like a bird out of this piece of paper Jeffy oh well it's called Oregon and you gotta fold it and make it into an animal or something I don't know Jeffy people people do it all the time you just fold it into something and make a do like a swan or like like a dog or something it's a piece of paper Danny oh I just make something just make something chubby yeah all right you you make some origami go dad with origami origami you know come here is that the noodle stuff that Chevy B makes you know you just folded the paper and make a animal or something an animal well I don't know how to make a an amount of paper I can make an airplane no make that make that oh okay I'll make an airplane jumpy what is that it's a snowball Maddy a snowball hey Mario he's done look ye may is the airplane oh come on bells is a paper airplane anybody can make that this is a professional origami look look at all the bows look it capsized origami now what did your son made he made a snowball snowball a snow I mean he made a paper ball okay yeah look obviously you know my son one who's not wet he made a paper airplane I can make a paper but anybody can be a paper airplane you're selling a paper airplane do you want to make a snowball kids more original I'm dead talking I'm gonna go back and watch TV you don't walk away from me Mario we gotta settle this there's nothing a subtle belt or my son's better just admit my son is way better there's no way to prove whose son is better I mean how do we prove it I don't know we gotta find a way to prove it hey you are you and an evil turtle arguing over whose daughter is better and you've already tried origami basketball and music well just come on down to the my daughter is better than your daughter beauty pageant and see whose daughter is better that situation would be perfect for us but we don't have daughters what do you mean my son could be the sexiest girl in the world unlike your ugly son oh yeah well well my son could be sexier than your son oh really you wanna bet on me y'all wanna bet well how about we Interpol to my son's into the beauty contest and we'll see who's the sexiest son okay yeah we'll find out yeah let's do it then Julia come on Jeffy I gotta make you into a girl it's me I'm a wet kitty daddy Pam daddy why am I dressed like a girl because Geoffrey you have to win this beauty pageant so you can be the best son ever around flat-chested Danny I don't have any boobies wait what yeah y'all have rockin tits but you don't need those Jeffy yes I do gave me big belty kitties like belches you did princess I don't have any kids yeah I noticed you Tommy Danny big bouncy titties yeah yeah yeah that would help yeah see I told you daddy no just cut just calm down we'll go get him you older oh hey there Mario I didn't know you had a daughter oh yeah I do i yep oh all right well what's the name Jeffy Oh Ginny her name is Ginny no it's not dang it Jeffy no Jeff me what's the name of your brother who died yesterday in the motorcycle accident he died yeah your name's Jenny wow I'm really sorry to hear that yeah it's a hard time so we would really like to window to get over that okay death yeah yeah yeah well like I hope you win but I say that's all the contestants dad why am I just like a girl because we're trying to prove a point Junior don't you want to win this beauty but the beauty pageants for girls only look it's 2018 gender doesn't matter you could be a male a female email who knows okay look you look pretty okay I mean so pretty that uh I might kiss you on the mouth like Tom Brady cos his son hey oh dear God yeah she's beautiful right yeah yeah let's yes my beautiful little princess what's the name Julia Julia that's it yeah Julia mm-hmm isn't that a fat name uh-oh what Hey she's she's sensitive about the fat stuff hey they just Julia seems like kind of a fat name you know like for fat people it's chubby to you okay and all right whatever I thought it was a cool name hey what can we do to make sure that my daughter wins this beauty pageant uh you know I could disqualify you for trying to cheat right come on come on I've got a $20 bill right here do some strange more piece of change money yeah okay well uh we'll see how far this gets yeah I'm talking about hey there princess what's your name Kenzie with two Z's uh wow you you have a good chance of wedding I'll tell you that hello and welcome to the my daughter is better than your daughter beauty pageant today we have three contestants and then nobody nobody watched my commercial the turnout is pretty lousy but that's okay we're still gonna have a good time so our first contest is the hair pulling contest where I come around and pull each contestants here to make sure that they're not a boy in a wig what here I come oh no jiffy all right let's see what we got here joint oh look a boy let's do bad get out of here all right they're going on swing so oh look another boy what a shame scram kid Oh see oh that's on there pretty good yeah could you put a little hide here looks like you win since there's no other contestants oh my god I'm a princess chuffing I can't believe you got this qualified look Danny I told you I need a big bounce of tit Julie I can't believe you lost now how are we gonna find out who's got the best son well I mean I think there's one way to find out hell I mean my son does get more views you Ryu right yeah [Music] oh it's me Super Mario with super Logan yeah number one the games is so cool thank you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

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Length: 11min 9sec (669 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 28 2018