SML Movie: The Hitman [REUPLOADED]

[Music] [Music] Jeffie stop that I won't go anymore Pinos yeah Japanese for you to eat your green what um my stop 1pp and a jury old ball but the Cheerios in the pantry mm-hmm I'll deal with that later different but for now you gotta eat your green beans Jeffy you can have jello after you finish your green bean fine don't Jeffy eat your green beans and then you can have dessert my green beans yeah here's a fork and you're gonna eat them with the full razor pick up the fork and eat them now go get Jeffy no Jeffy do not slip you through it on purpose don't get the fork no you don't know sugar face in the Grebe's I eat them whoops what what what my green beans are going down oh my god y'all you go Jeffy you may be all that jello to fee if you hit your diaper a brand new box of Cheerios just ruined oh my god I really want to kill Jeffy I don't want to go to jail for the rest of my life do I hire a hitman yeah a hit man to kill Jeffy yeah okay there has to be a number two a hit man in this phone book no one uses phone books anymore so hey what's this need money someone Oh you money call the lone dolphin well I don't need a loan but I mean maybe I love dolphin what will kill someone for money maybe he's a hit man - I'll give him a call 1-800 I okay oh come on answer come on answer but who's that at the door [Music] hey uh what was up no that was just my badass intro you like it yeah where was the music coming from no I got a boom box out there set up on the motorcycle how'd you know when I was gonna answer the door I didn't that's how much of a badass I am oh whoa are you here to kill the kid let's just go inside all right shut uh why don't we talk inside because the cops might be bugging to place oh wait I didn't think of that yeah well you're the loan shark right no I'm the loan dolphin cuz I'm a dolphin oh you still kill people right oh yeah I could do that sure because I I don't need a loan I just need you to kill a kid for me oh yeah I could kill a kid I don't care unless you want my buddy ray you didn't kill a kid but he killed a guy named Steve you probably heard about it he was all over the news well no no I'll use you I just never hired a hitman before but so so how much it's gonna cost for you to kill one kid how about I killed a kid and then we figure out the price afterward okay what's your happy with the death okay sounds good okay so how do we do this - I just go grab the kid in this you know man we gotta make it look like an accident oh yeah how do we do that we make a death like an accident um tell you what how about you take the kid to the park you buy him an ice cream cone and then you just wait okay well how would he die I mean my friends like I kill him I'm gonna shoot the kid with the ice-cream cone oh that's awesome but but wait they're gonna know that someone shot uh no no no it's like a stray bullet you know like JFK they're not gonna who know who's done it was that shot the bullet oh I didn't think of that yet that would work and then once I see him like his head explode I'll start screaming like a parrot right yeah yeah yeah and it won't be near your fault right exactly yeah so just take your kid to the park buy him an ice cream right okay okay all right Danny why went in the park well Jeffy I just want to give you an ice-cream cone why not well Jeff yeah I want to congratulate you for uh throwing your green beans all over the couch I'm going job day yeah you sure you sure did Jeffy don't take the ice cream cone all right and I want you to lick it I want you to lick it and just and just eat it and until you get full I can't talk it in vanilla blue eyes go with the blue cop why you poof Oh anyway so crazy hey did you get any paint Felipe oh don't go see your I sure wish I could afford yet uh I sure hope there's no dolphin looking for a kid with an ice-cream cone alright looking for the kid with the ice-cream cone see ya Mike it doesn't have an ice cream cone he's just smacking his diaper yeah no that's about okay let's see oh that's him that's my kid he looks annoying - yeah was shot in the head at a local court today just enjoy your ice cream cone police are investigating this now you shot the wrong kid I shot the kid with the ice-cream cone Cheviot an ice-cream cone well there was only one kid there with an ice cream cone and he's sleeping with the fishes okay just not all borkus wow that's that's great good joke get in here yes Daddy okay look that's Jeffy that's the kid you're supposed to kill hey Jeffy none Jeffy go to your room oh okay well for one thing the shot wouldn't have work because he's wearing a helmet okay whatever what are we gonna do I want to be dead today what are we gonna do go back to the park no no it's cops all over the place we can't do that again so what are we gonna do I wasn't dead okay I get an idea I got an idea um just take Jeffy go to McDonald's around 5:00 and get the chicken nuggets get the chicken just do it okay Jeffy you want some McDonald's okay Jeff we're at McDonald did you ready for some chicken nuggets yeah daddy-o I want 20 toys okay I'll get you 20 times talking 1 gently say 20 toys I'll say it Jeffy okay there's 19 toys in there you're gonna see my people okay Jeffy I'm gonna pull out thank you for judging baby I don't check it out of you yes can I get the chicken nuggets got you okay and 20 toys warning tone all right honey up all right Jedi Order let's go I'm talking 20 : okay gotta get these chicken nuggets hello thank thank you thank you thank you okay Jeffy eat your chicken nuggets daddy there's not 20 boys in here well how many are there there's only one boy Jeffy well it doesn't matter you don't need 20 toys that's ridiculous your chicken nuggets honey I'm not gonna hear Jeffy eat your damn chicken nuggets Jeffy what are you doing hey get the car yeah the court right now no daddy I asked for 20 doors how many times on get I got one thorn so as a kid did no well why not well you see after we left McDonald's Jeffy realized he didn't have 20 toys in his Happy Meal so he threw the chicken nuggets out the window 20 toys do you have any idea how hard this was to set up well I mean how hard was it well first I had to kill Tim who works at the drive-thru then I had to submit an application to McDonald's then I had to go through a very short and very awkward interview process then I had to beg to work the drive-through then I had to poison the chicken nuggets but my supervisor Debbie was watching so that was extremely difficult to do and then I had to give your stupid kid the chicken nuggets well you know who really wanted 20 toys how was I gonna have time to give him 20 toys well I I don't know I just he just threw the chicken burgers out the window I'm sorry great well you know see the first time I could admit that was my mistake but this this is on you okay and I think it's probably time we started talking about prices look I just want to be dead you just kill him please I guess yeah just when you go to bed tonight leave the front door unlocked and then I'll just come in and kill your kid well that's that isn't a good accident well it'll look like I don't know what sales breaking and entering or something I don't know okay well what about your fingerprints look how many times do I have to explain it either than I'm a dolphin oh you don't have fingerprints no and you you can just turn the lights off it doesn't matter wait well how are you gonna see well I can see in the dark what you can see in the dark alone and then I have sonar I can see sounds I'm pretty dumped right now man okay Jeff Dale you ready for bed oh boy on my day she iced up my peepee in the Cheerios I got my giraffe and bagged up a big boy pants on I got my diaper on I'm going buddy okay Jackie I hope you have a good sleep oh no I forgot to lock the front door darn it hold on let me go walk it Jeffy all right okay I just have to unlock the front door and I just gotta turn off all the lights okay Jeffy I just locked the front door you ready to go to bed oh yeah but get off the giraffe Jeffy whatever just good night Jackie I'm going to sleep I'll see you in the morning yeah [Applause] [Applause] someone doesn't door what someone to the door yep I left it unlocked I stay out here jiffy I let the door unlock for a reason hi officer what seems to be the problem yeah I got a report about somebody trying to steal the kids but so that that sounds like rape no no there's no rape happening here you haven't seen a dolphin around here have you know what why would I see now oh I was just wondering that I didn't know if there was a dolphin all slider mom hey hey you drugs no no I just didn't know if you saw a dolphin with a leather jacket yeah well I'm still obligated to search your apartment so if you'll just move out so you don't have a warrant yeah yeah when I respond to a rape call and you asked me if I've seen a dolphin that's probable cause well you know I there's no dolphins in here but but if you see a dolphin come through that door I had nothing to do with it you know I would have believed that before you said it but now I'm kind of suspicious so just gonna have look around hmm is that a brand-new box of Cheerios in the garbage uh I guess my son stuck his peepee in it so I had to throw it away you know the rape things really not looking too good for you we get that all the time you got with all the cereals it's just this thing right okay yeah hmm okay just check in the bathroom and anything seems to be okay okay we can go now yeah so set it both wearing a leather jacket that punk yep okay we finally got your loan dolphin after all these years after all these years what are you talking about oh we've been looking for him forever he's one of America's most wanted we're really what gave it away well I mean you're you're in dolphin in the leather jacket on land and also you can talk which is not normal hey they only help that'll be my payment oh okay payment for what I ain't no snitch oh man poor thing I guess there's only purpose in life was to kill people [Music] [Music] why not

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Length: 13min 49sec (829 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 27 2019