SML Movie: Jeffy's Piggy Bank [REUPLOADED]

[Music] hey um danny i got a question what is it jeffy how do blind people know when to stop wiping their butt i i don't know jeffy that's a good question well i think that they oh jeffy where'd you get all that money wait jeffy where did you get all that money i just got paid for my new song that was released on itunes you should go buy it hey daddy i smacked these homes mario i don't think it's safe for jeffy to be walking around with all that money yeah you're right it's not safe jeffy you need to put that money somewhere safe because you might get robbed well daddy it is somewhere safe it's right in my diaper right next to my pee pee so if anybody reaches into my diaper to take my money they're gonna get a handful of jeffy's nuts mario we should get him a piggy bank that's a good idea a piggy bank jeffy do you want a piggy bank [Music] i don't know what that is donny jeffy you'll love it it's like a little pig that you put your money you'll love it i promise okay where do we get a piggy bank well i have one at home that i'm not using anymore well can you give it to jeffy yeah of course i'll be right back all right thank you all right jeffy i promise you're gonna love this it's a safe place for your money okay mario here's the piggy bank big guy look it's a piggy i know jeffy it's a pig this doesn't look like a piggy bank it looks like a stuffed animal look mario oh all right jeffy this is a piggy bank you give it all your money oh showing it's a [ __ ] no jeffy no it's not a [ __ ] it's a piggy bank you put your money inside it and it protects your money oh daddy how's your piggy supposed to protect my money i like it right here next to my ball shack well jeffy when you put your money inside this pig it disguises your money as a pig and no one's gonna look inside a pig daddy i'll get it all right do you have a quarter no all right jeffy do you have a quarter um oh yeah daddy i went right here in my butt hole okay wait wait your butt hole jumping i don't want it i i don't want to touch it well here you go diane was plugging up my butthole uh oh oh okay all right jeffy look you take your quarter and look you put it right here inside the pig okay now it's inside the pig yo [ __ ] piggy you better give me my [ __ ] quarterback [ __ ] what are you doing this big ongoing [ __ ] stole my [ __ ] corner daddy he didn't steal it jeffy it's just inside him don't tell this [ __ ] to give me my [ __ ] quarterback or it's going to save my [ __ ] baby oh jeffy just stay still we'll get the quarter i'll get the quarter come on you better get the [ __ ] corner out all right jeffy look there's your quarterback right there thank you very much [ __ ] well jeffy don't be mad look you can get your money back after you put it inside it yeah jeffy look oh well i guess i can get it now daddy all right so what i want you to do is i want you to take this piggy go back to your room and put all your money in it so it's safe all right thanks daddy all right wow why is everything to be so hard with him i don't know mario who's that mario i i don't know i'll go answer just stay right here uh hello hi good evening mario i checked your mail for you but you checked my mail for me yeah it's a letter from my company to you and i wanted to personally deliver it to you just to make sure you got it okay uh okay all right have a good evening uh all right mario how did you get so far behind on your bills i don't know i guess i just forgot 500 i don't know how i'm gonna pay that well you better figure out how you're gonna pay that how'd you get inside my house because i have a key because my bank owns your [ __ ] house until you pay it off oh well i don't know how i'm going to pay this well you better find a way by midnight tonight or else i'm taking your house i'm taking your red couch i'm taking your hat and i'm even gonna take your girlfriend you wouldn't go with him would you no mario i have 10 million dollars in my lowest bank account my checking account in fact which means i am collecting [ __ ] on interest damn right who i'm the hottest person in the world in her eyes right now and you owe me a [ __ ] ton of money but you see the sentence right here bill pass do pay now that sentence makes my ball sack shrivel the [ __ ] up mario i have raisin ball sack do you think my wife likes being smacked in the face by a raisin ball sack hell no she doesn't she likes to be smacked in the face with a watermelon ball sack i'm talking knock the [ __ ] out mario right on her forehead okay so you have until midnight tonight to pay me my hundred dollars because right now you're [ __ ] me out of five hundred dollars you'll get it you'll get it damn [ __ ] right i will oh okay oh i'm gonna smack her in the face with my watermelon balls well i'll be at the front door while you think of a [ __ ] sentence and my five hundred dollars oh oh okay rosalina what am i gonna do i have to pay him 500 by midnight uh can i can i borrow it from you mario i don't have that kind of money you don't have that kind of money um well then where can i get the money from why don't you ask that one black friend that owes you all that money what you mean black yoshi yeah for all the times you helped him out he could give you a favor well i guess you're right i mean i do give him a lot of money i'll go ask black yoshi just stare right here [Music] oh man don't play me some call of duty man hey black yoshi what you want fo what's up i was wondering i mean usually it's the other way around but i was wondering if i could borrow 500 what i i was wondering if i could borrow 500 hold up what are you doing like yoshi uh i'm just looking for uh who the hell you think you talking to what you got a magnifying glass just to make that joke yeah fold me well black isn't serious i really need the money well why don't you wait till your welfare [ __ ] come in well black i don't get welfare why because i have a job i i don't get welfare checks i get a check every month every single month i'll be getting cash i'd be cashed out like hey that's why i was wondering if i could borrow 500 oh i already spent my money for me i already got some cool day i got a new controller man i cashed out this month well black yoshi i really need 500 by tonight or they're going to turn off all the power and i might even lose the house well why would you steal it what steal it yeah man what we say in the hood all the time is if you ain't goutsy then you go gets it okay so you need to go get it but your power gonna get shut off but stealing's wrong black yoshi i can't steal like you do i i just can't do it yes you can fold baby you white people are crazy as hell for me i can't do this i can't do that yeah you can if you put your mind to it you can do anything folks i mean so put your mind to it and go get that money folk go get it i do know someone who has the money in all right black yoshi i think you're onto something oh my god baby it's amazing it's amazing what mario did you get the 500 no even better i found a way to get the 500 oh how okay you know how jeffy had all that money in his diaper yeah mario are you gonna ask to borrow some no i'm gonna steal it mario you can't steal that from jeffy why not because i'm sure if you asked to borrow some he would let you that's embarrassing to have to ask to my own son to borrow money i'm not gonna ask him for money and stealing isn't embarrassing well see look i'm not gonna get caught i'm wearing gloves see you know mario this is not a good idea it's a great idea this is what i'm gonna do i'm gonna go into his crib while he's sleeping i'm gonna take 500 from his piggy bank and look i'll return it before he even knows look i'm borrowing it without even asking like it's not stealing it's just borrowing it with without asking you know mario i don't agree with this it's a great idea look baby it's gonna work just i'm gonna get the 500 and there won't be watermelon balls on your face tonight okay so that's what i'm gonna do so i'm gonna go see if jeffy's sleeping okay hey okay okay i can do this oh where's your place hold baby baby look maybe look i got the 500 i got it mario he didn't wake up no he didn't even wake up he was just fast asleep well go pick good [ __ ] no no okay i'll go pam stay right here okay uh are you out here of course i am where's my money uh it's actually right here five hundred dollars right right whose dick did you have to suck to get this i i i found it it was in my safe my piggy bank actually was in my piggy bank well great don't let this happen again next month or else you'll see my face again it won't happen again sir great now i don't have raisin ball oh that that that's nice to hear oh my god it worked it worked okay i just paid goodman and everything's fine that's good mario but what are you gonna do when jeffy realizes he's missing five hundred dollars he's not gonna notice what the [ __ ] is going on here daddy what was wrong jeffy someone stole 500 [ __ ] dollars oh my [ __ ] biggie jeffy what are you talking about this is horseshit day because you [ __ ] said that this [ __ ] piggy would keep my money safe safer than him being next to my [ __ ] ballsack daddy jeffy jeffy maybe you miscounted i did not miss [ __ ] count [ __ ] i counted this [ __ ] 42 times daddy 42 and i got 1500 oh well maybe you misplaced it no the [ __ ] i did because i made sure it was tucked away safely in the piggies puss hole so what the [ __ ] daddy this is [ __ ] up and i swear to [ __ ] i'm gonna get to the bottom of this daddy oh that's for me i'll be right [ __ ] back okay which seems to be the problem oh well mr police officer man someone stole 500 from my piggy bank whoa 500 dollars that's a lot of money see anything more than 499 dollars is a serious crime we're talking mega felony oh a mega felony yeah mega felony i mean 500 is way too much money to steal from somebody you know why don't you just get a loan i mean what if that person couldn't get a loan you know what said we just abolished the cruel and unusual punishment law today so if we find the guy we gotta torture him to torture him yeah we put it up to a big national vote and people vote on how we're gonna torture him and whoever's suggestion wins that's what we do oh well mr police officer man whenever you find who stole my 500 i want you to eat their pee pee well we'll see what the people want but if if that's what they want we're going to eat the pee pee well with the uh that sounds cruel so do you have any evidence something they left behind maybe yeah all i have is your stupid hat oh let's see there's an m on the hat what could that m stand for huh murderer we're looking for a murderer and a thief no no i don't think it stands for murderer i think it stands for the money thief it all adds up yeah this makes sense it's not money theo okay so uh we're gonna run the dna on this we're gonna we're gonna put out an amber alert this is gonna go national kid uh uh uh jeffy go to your room why go to your room jeffy oh okay what do i do what do i do you have to come clean you have to tell the truth tell the truth he says you're gonna eat my pee pee he can put my pee in his mouth he's gonna chew it up dude breaking news okay 500 has been stolen from a child's piggy bank yeah yeah 500 has been stolen from a child's piggy bank and the police are actively searching for the individual who stole it we have brooklyn t guy on the scene now thanks goodman i'm here at the scene of the crime right now where 500 was stolen from a child's piggy bank this is obviously a very serious crime and we are taking this investigation very very seriously it's going to be a real sick bastard to steal from a child so right now the only evidence we have is this red hat with an m on it we've determined that the m stands for money thief because that seems to fit the suspect pretty well if you have any information on somebody who owns this hat please call 9-1-1 and you may be given a cash reward or an end in front row seats to the torture speaking of which we have a poll going right now and how we're going to be torturing the suspect when we capture them let's take a look at that uh looks like we have 70 percent for slowly pushed into a wood chipper well uh 15 for run over by a steamroller okay uh 10 for eaten by mountain lions that's these people are getting real creative uh looks like uh four percent for paper cut on the eyeballs that that won't that won't kill him just does hurt real bad but i'm into it okay and uh one percent for eat his pee pee i i think i know who that one's from uh and uh to the money thief if you're watching this right now uh you might as well not even turn yourself in because you were pretty screwed you saw the suggestions run over by a steamroller my mad lion this has gone too far you have to confess what confess do you not see that 70 run over by a steamroller people are sick mario you have to go talk to jeffy tell them what you did before the cops find out well i mean jeffy's not going to take that lightly i i i can't tell i can't tell him mario you need to go talk to jeffy and i gotta run some errands i'll be back okay okay i'll just go talk to jeffy i'll i'll i'll just see i just see what he says i [ __ ] hate whoever stole my [ __ ] mind uh hey jeffy what are you doing all right daddy i'm just playing with this thing i don't know what it's called oh okay well uh i came here to tell you something oh you did daddy did you find out who stole my money no i i came here to to ask you well hypothetically what would you do if someone you knew uh stole the 500 oh that's easy daddy you wanna know what i would do what all right [ __ ] kill them daddy what what they would never breathe another breath on this earth again i would stab their eyes out i'd rip off their hair and rip their head off daddy just thinking about it makes me so mad that somebody would even do that to me i just want okay jeffy well that's all i had to ask bye well bring it daddy hey mario so how did telling jeffy go it it went good until he flipped the table so you didn't tell him uh i no no i didn't well i figured you wouldn't so i sold something so i could give you this what 500 yeah mario i didn't want to see you get run over by a steamroller you didn't you didn't have to do this it's not your responsibility i know mario but i want you to take this and put it back in jeffy's piggy bank before things get worse oh oh my god thank you he didn't have to do that but you know if we put it back then he he'll just think that you know someone put it back and we'll forget about all this it should be a big misunderstanding yeah mario okay we'll wait till he goes to bed tonight and i'll put it back in the piggy bank oh my god thank you no problem okay time to make this right what are you doing daddy uh i was just uh putting uh five hundred dollars in your piggy bank what would you do that daddy you ain't stealing 500 uh well actually jeffy i'm gonna tell you the truth i i took the 500 but i was just borrowing it i needed to pay bills i really needed the money so i was just going to borrow it i was going to pay it back well daddy all you had to do was ask me and i would know that you borrowed it i know jeffy i just i don't want to be embarrassed well don't be embarrassed daddy it's okay [Music] okay time to steal this kid's money hey what are you doing here uh wait a second this isn't my house so they'll silly me i'll i'll be leaving now well no no no no no no where'd you get that hat at oh uh this this is my hat uh that stands for money thief money thief oh jeffy that's a robber tackler wow can't believe you guys actually caught the money thief he's even wearing the hat too yeah yeah he crawled in right through the window yep wow you know you're going to get run over by a steamroller right no no i have a wife for kids that's too bad you should have thought about that before you stole 500 oh wait wait wait wait wait officer can you bring him back real quick uh yeah sure uh i i i need that hat uh oh okay yeah all right come on you hey daddy i smacked these homes i start my pee pee in some cheerios i got a pencil in my nose and beat my diaper everywhere i go you

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Length: 17min 33sec (1053 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021