SML Movie: Bowser Junior's Bodyguard [REUPLOADED]

[Music] oh man i can't wait to watch some tv [Music] breaking news good a child has been kidnapped and the kidnapper is still on the loose make sure your kids are safe because your kid could be next keep your kids safe oh no there's a kidnapper on the loose oh my god wait what if he tries to kidnap my son oh no wait no way no one's gonna kidnap my little brat oh junior so guys i'm thinking about becoming a vegetarian a vegetarian yeah well i don't know you want to be an animal doctor cody no junior not a veterinarian a vegetarian it means i don't eat meat don't eat meat so you can't eat hot dogs nope you can dangle weiners in my face all day and i won't even give them a suck i mean a bite what about hamburgers uh no i can only eat the buns only the buns but there's nothing between the buns oh there's something between the buns junior my tongue wow only eating vegetables yep i'm a salad tosser now what about ken oh he's on an all meat diet he needs to keep those muscles he needs that protein well how's that gonna work if he's on an all meat diet aren't you gonna get jealous when you see him eating all that meat i mean yeah when i see my meat i i mean i mean meat go in his mouth i am going to be kind of jealous but it's going to feel great junior oh what's wrong dad there's a kidnapper on the loose and i need your friends to go home if they are your friends but that dad they really are my friends oh you there really are your friends look at the one in the blue he looks like he's ready to tie you up do we make it that obvious dad they're not kidnappers they're my best friends i don't want to hear it tell them to go home right now look guys you gotta go home kinda i don't even have a home dad why'd you make him go home because there's kidnappers and i'm here to protect you come on junior all right junior we're gonna sit here and watch tv and you're not allowed to leave not allowed to leave this is kidnapping no this is protection see i'm protecting you from all the kidnappers what kidnappers were inside a house look they could break it in there they could kill me and then come and kidnap you they killed you like you didn't do anything you didn't even protect me i got kidnapped still look hypothetically they could do that okay look just chill here with me we're gonna watch tv all right but but dad i'm hungry can i go to the kitchen and get something to eat i could breast feed you dad no you're you're a guy can i go to the kitchen and get something to eat the kitchen that's way downstairs it's just right there look be careful okay and don't talk to strangers okay i won't talk to strangers in the house what am i doing wrong hey chef pee pee not now junior i'm trying to cook what are you cooking i'm trying to make fried ice cream but it keeps melting well that's because when ice cream gets hot chef pee pee it melts wait are you a scientist or something which is pretty obvious that's what happened look junior i don't want to hear an explanation what do you want well my dad said there's a kidnapper on the loose and he's afraid that i'm gonna get kidnapped kidnapper trying to kidnap you i highly doubt it look if somebody really wanted to kidnap you they would bring you back okay that was what was that about junior did he try to hurt you touch you wait wait wait he had ice cream he tried to offer you ice cream didn't he you sick perverted bastard i can't believe you your dad that's chef pee pee wait chef pee pee chef pee pee i wouldn't even trust anybody with a name like that you tried to kidnap my son what are you talking about bowser he came to me oh yeah sure whatever you're saying look tell it to the judge uh hey did you call the police cause it looks like you kind of got this covered yes officer i need you to take this man to jail what did he do he tried to kidnap my son by using ice cream oh yeah what flavor vanilla oh yeah you're going to jail for a long time buddy you save against that wall but dad that's chef pee pee look i told you not to talk to strangers junior isn't that right mr officer oh yeah kid you don't want to talk to strangers that's dangerous but aren't you a stranger oh my god what am i okay freeze hands up okay whatever whatever you say all right now get up against that wall all right fine just please don't shoot me all right you have the right to remain silent look look i i i can't go back to jail okay oh he's resisting he's resisting arrest he's going for my gun don't do i i will shoot you dad what just happened i i don't know but but chef get out that takes care of one kidnapper who's so dad you're not gonna let anyone come over because you're afraid of kidnappers look junior the world is full of scary people oh anybody can be a kidnapper anybody even you even me oh drew you're staying away i could be a peter dad what are you doing i had to put myself inside this cage junior just in case i tried to kidnap you dad you're not going to kidnap who if i was inside this cage i kidnapped the [ __ ] out of you come here come here get a bite look i'm sorry i'm sorry look it's just urges i can't control myself i'm sorry dad you're not gonna kidnap me people are not trying to kidnap me so what do you think we should do then junior why don't you just i don't know hire a bodyguard or something a bodyguard when they kidnap you too no dad bodyguards can't kidnap people because they're called bodyguards they have to guard the person it's against the rules to to kidnap someone that you're guarding they're called bodyguards oh that is smart yeah well well let me out something get your ass i mean let me out so i can help you yeah yeah okay dad it's my urges oh man i love playing rocket league [Music] all right junior i got you a bodyguard meet tyrone what's up little [ __ ] wow dad you actually got me a bodyguard yeah i got you a bodyguard look i want my son protected and he's gonna do that ain't that right tyrone down straight look if there's any bloods crips terrorists or any jehovah witnesses oh boy i got your back okay really dad really yeah really i paid this man to handle that okay so i'm gonna go back and watch tv so you really gonna protect me yes i'm gonna protect you look if anybody come through these doors oh i'm gonna put my jewish foot up they jewish ass and that's on jewish god oh i'm just gonna play rocket league yeah do that what give me that controller hey what was that for what do you think look it's strangers on that game they trying to kidnap you i'm just playing online oh sure sure but do you know the people online no i don't i don't know i didn't think so see those strangers could have kidnapped you so i can't play video games no you can't play no video games not when it strangers don't know but i love playing video games they don't know my to have him addre okay so you know he won't get tempted to kidnap you all right so let's get ready for dinner where is it where is it why jesus chef pee pee what what oh your food is somewhere over there go and find it it's on display oh is it is it corn dogs oh yes it's corn dogs okay i better eat all my corn dogs should i use ketchup or mustard [ __ ] watch out what was that for that corn dog could have been a terrorist i saw her he tried to kill you i seen it with my own eye no it's made by chef pee pee no i don't care who it's made by that corn dog was a terrorist that's just a whole group right now it's al qaeda you're stupid you know i'm going to back what am i supposed to eat i don't know i don't care what you're supposed to eat but not these damn corn dogs yeah i'm going to bed all right i'm going to follow you make sure no boogeyman is enough all right i just killed the boogeyman under your bed everything is okay but if a kidnapper trespasser come through your window just yeah oh baby okay and i'll come running okay all right i'll be back all right thanks thanks a lot oh please answer please answer hello cody cody don't hang up i need your help okay what's going on i need you to come over to my house but nobody can see you come over so i need to sneak through the window okay [Music] hello cody cody hey what's up you came really fast you're going to be saying that again before the night's over i'm so glad you came you're gonna be saying that too what's up uh well come to my bed i'll explain oh you move fast don't you all right junior uh is it okay if ken watches he's into that i don't care okay all right coach this is what's going on your dad i'm dad oh i get it you want to call me daddy i have to see if it's okay with ken uh ken is it okay if he calls me daddy what are you talking about cody oh uh ken likes to call me daddy too i just i don't want to step on any toes unless you're into that what oh what oh ken says it's okay if you call me daddy as long as i get to spank you what's going on cody all right you got me ken didn't really say that that's my rule i just like spanking queen i don't think you understand your dad is trying to protect me from kidnappers oh i get it i want to protect you okay yeah uh just just lay down and let cody do all the work i'm gonna have you screaming oh baby before the night zone indianapolis wait wait sorry what are you doing here oh damn i should have known my son was a kidnapper oh my god look son i'm gonna take you home i can't believe this oh dad joey what are you doing here get away from me i might kidnap you wait wait where's your bodyguard uh he caught the kidnapper wait what yeah he caught the kid over look at the news [Music] breaking news good the kidnapper has been caught here's his photo right now the world is a little bit safer now that he's been caught thank god they finally called that kidnapper man the world is safe again so so what are we gonna do now dad uh i don't know how about you uh go outside and play or you know catch an uber or something i don't know dad yeah [Music] you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

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Id: IwYyDqSuh2E

Length: 10min 45sec (645 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021