SML Movie: Shrek's Crappy Wish [REUPLOADED]

[Music] thank you oh damn oh oh Jesus oh this one is going to be a whip oh it's going to be a winner oh [Music] oh oh oh geez oh that is a master place right there oh I need to take a picture of that for donkey no well here we go oh oh there we go yeah unless tag donkey in this LOL look at my poop hashtag donkey needs to see it hashtag Yolo hashtags things really bad oh oh damn oh no I need to wipe oh man donkey donkey I need toilet paper oh I just don't care what they toilet paper here oh my god oh what Shrek donkey you use all the toilet paper last time you already know taking the crap and why why do you think it is okay to not put toilet paper back I did not use the toilet paper I don't even use this bathroom you used it up you're the only one that used this bathroom okay don't lie to me because when I got in here to take a crap there was a turtle floating in here that resembled the one on your face so don't try to tell me that you do not use this bathroom I don't use this bathroom Trucking shut your mouth I need toilet paper so give me toilet paper right now donkey okay look fine I'll get you toilet paper if you call me by my real name I hate it when you call me donkey that's not my real name okay donkey will you please go get me some toilet paper donkey is not my real name you've been calling me donkey for the last six years my name is Mario Duncan I've I ran your driver's license and I've seen your birth certificate it says donkey know what difference it says Mario I I you're lying just give me a tall paper because the poop is starting to crust split I will only get you the toilet paper if you call me Mario Just Once okay come on here we go I will say it just for you okay say it okay give it toilet paper you know I'm not getting it I I might get your toilet paper I'm not getting your toilet paper he'll come back he'll come back [Music] well I'm starting to think he's not coming back let's see here oh well I guess I guess a little taller people will have to do oh here we go oh oh oh oh the oh my finger broke through oh that was weird oh anyway I'm all right oh oh is that a penny oh I always heard that if you after you take massive [ __ ] you get one wish from the [ __ ] fairy so here goes nothing oh I got to make a wish first I wish donkey was a real donkey [ __ ] I dropped it redo I could already do oh here we go I wish donkey was a real donkey all right guys time to go eat some cheesecake oh Shrek makes me so mad I don't look like a donkey why does he keep calling me donkey I'm gonna go see what he's doing oh yeah oh these look delicious these were some hard [ __ ] kids last night oh here we go well it's gonna be delicious sandwich delicious oh love me some fruit hey what's up Woody oh nothing Mario I'm just uh making me a fruit bowl save me you want one uh no I don't want one of those suit yourself uh but you're missing out boy these are delicious it looks looks pretty gross no but they're locked you see I caught these in the wild bushes of Africa do we boy yes I did oh well um I have a problem Woody and I want to talk to you about it oh well I'm all here tomorrow yo go ahead okay well for like the past six years Shrek keeps calling me donkey and it's really getting on my nerves and I just want to know uh do I look like a donkey because because Shrek thinks that I look like a donkey that's why he keeps calling me donkey so so do I look like a donkey be serious Woody uh I'm sorry Mario what were you saying you were supposed to be listening I I was I was just I I saw the sandwich can you please listen I need your opinion on what Mario okay listen okay oh oh so Woody do I look like a donkey uh um what's wrong Woody uh no no Mar just go ahead what were you saying okay so Shrek keeps calling me donkey and I don't understand why why does he keep calling me donkey do I even look like a donkey what nothing Mario have you looked in the mirror yes I've looked in a mirror multiple times I don't look like a donkey but when was the last time you looked into Miramar because I don't I look in the mirror this morning well I think you need to look in the mirror again why I don't know no reason Mario I just just look in the mirror again well do I look like a donkey I'm not saying you don't look like a donkey I'm just saying you look like an ass that's all I'm saying what I'm gonna go look in the mirror why is Woody tell me to look in the mirror oh it's not my face am I a donkey what what's up what what's going on yo that can't be real what but [ __ ] it in my face what Shrek Shrek oh that was a good cap I'm ready for some cheesecake always strawberries and blueberries it can't be oh I said oh don't get oh yes Shrek I'm a real donkey oh my my wish it came through oh what what wish you look so cute stop petting me Shrek what wish oh you'll see when I was taking a clap and you didn't give me any toilet paper I found a penny on the ground and I pick it up and I make a wish that you will change into a real donkey so I flip it up it landed in my poop and I was like I wish don't care it was a real donkey and boom you're a real donkey so can I ride you that doesn't make any sense Shrek and no you can't ride me change me back I I can't okay I really can't I just need to ride you no you're not gonna ride me until you change me back well give me give me one ride then I'll change you back what so you'll change me back yes if I give you one ride yes you promise I I promise let me write okay all right Shrek one ride and then you have to change me back okay all right okay all right jump on all right oh God [Applause] you weigh so much hurry up just give me a second give me a second one hurry up [Applause] all right Shrek I give your stupid ride now please change me back well in order to change your back I'm gonna need a hundred dollars what a hundred dollars for what well because originally I made the wish for the penny so now I just need to hold it off I'll get it all right Shrek here's your 100 oh thank you donkey all right now we got to see how to change your back um well use the hundred dollars oh the hundred dollars was because I need cheesecake what it's not gonna change me back no you silly donkeys don't okay calm down yo yo yo you're funny you chase me back oh calm your britches donkey the the only way to change your back is if you uh how is it you you eat my crap eat your poop I'm not gonna eat your poop that's disgusting well then good luck getting changed back into a human so uh you might as well let me ride you again no there has to be another way [Music] um no that's not uh it's uh just stupid crap well um well yeah I know you're full pride and everything but a little poops never hurt anybody so you just got to eat the poop I could eat your poop um do you have to go to the bathroom no not yet but uh I do need to eat some cheesecake first well then go buy something hurry up all right I'll buy a hole Smorgasbord of Cheesecake whatever makes you poop faster all right Shrek you got your cheesecake now hurry up and eat it so you can take a crab oh don't cry um this is good okay it's good but hurry up but don't don't get you can't sorry you can't rush perfection okay it is so good and oh you gotta know that this diarrhea is gonna be like Nesquik all right hold on you are going to need the straw what that's gross don't make it diarrhea all right I can't help it cheesecake runs right through me so you're gonna you're gonna need the straw donkey oh this is so gross I don't know if I can do this oh um are you done yet no oh I have to eat the whole thing oh that's gonna take oh yeah no it's not I devour it I'm like a [ __ ] you cleaner oh that's so good wait one minute it'll all be gone okay oh oh that right there oh well some quality juice cracks all right Shrek so when does the poop happen well don't care you you can't rush perfection okay but if you want I can shake it out for you no oh stop track stop stop twerking stop oh smell it stop Shrek so stop oh how long is this Gonna Take It honestly don't know oh there's a rumbly oh is it happening oh all right oh no that was that was just about oh hurry up please I don't want to be a donkey anymore oh there's a rumbly in my tummy oh God go here it comes grab your straw donkey grab it oh donkey is coming what's up what's happening Shrek oh don't give a cop is coming I'm feeling in my lower bowels okay well just try to make it a little bit because this is definitely we're not going to be a little bit okay oh you got a buffet coming oh that's so gross oh listen do it oh hurry up let's take a look oh damn oh my god oh why the cheese balls I don't know I don't care I had those cheese balls about uh about a week ago so it's a mystery to me this is too gross I don't think I can do it oh here's your straw it gets a little bit I need you to get one of those cheese balls in there hilarious [ __ ] it up oh there's a cupcake now get it suck it up [Music] my life oh you dropped your straw you better start licking the toilet bowl edges okay Shrek I ate it all I thought it's all gone why am I still a donkey well uh I hate to tell you donkey but you don't have to eat my [ __ ] what all I had to do was just clap my hands so so I edit your [ __ ] for nothing well uh yeah you did and then you wanna know why why that's because you didn't bring me any toilet paper he made me eat your [ __ ] yeah it's payback Karma this donkey just let me clap my hands yeah I'm finally me again why do I still taste your poop in my mouth I can still taste it well I'm so sorry though okay I'll see you later what oh my God I hate today I hate my life try to come back here there's no Shrek you think that you could just make me eat your poop and you get away with it well uh you didn't bring me toilet paper I don't care you can make me so mad why am I still doing it I'm not a dog anymore oh yeah maybe you're a true donkey at heart and you're bald oh really [Music]

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Length: 15min 27sec (927 seconds)

Published: Tue May 04 2021