SML Movie: Baby Shrek [REUPLOADED]

[Music] [Music] oh donkey this is the life right here eating sara lee cheesecake for breakfast lunch and dinner just living it up the life right here but oh sweet baby jesus that rumble was horrible i need coke i need it oh come here cook [Applause] i need donkey oh oh something isn't right here oh my bowels oh i need the crap oh i need the crab oh donkey i don't feel right oh there's my throne i've missed you baby oh oh i gotta close the door we're about to have a nuclear war in here oh i'm about to sit down i'm about to go where no man's ever gone before it's one small crap for shrek one giant mouse for donkey to clean up oh no this is all this is bad oh donkey i need a doctor [Music] [Applause] the devils have possessed my bowels what do you want me to do oh this is a turd from hell what do you want you want me to get your doctor please don't get okay don't get uh okay i'll get you a doctor okay oh okay oh god i'll be right back i'll be right back okay wait what okay if i'm not here when you get back the toilet has taken my soul okay okay and you can have my cheesecake okay okay well i'm gonna go to your doctor okay all right all right oh don't get oh oh oh oh oh donkey this is a this is a pain i've never felt before oh it feels like feels like all my intestines are about to exit out my butthole oh oh i've got nothing to hold on to oh i think it's over oh what is that noise is my crap trying to talk to me oh i can't be talking crap oh i gotta look oh oh oh god oh donkey what is this oh it can't be it can't be oh come come here little baby oh come here little fella you're right daddy shrek is here i can't believe i had the baby i'm gonna be a great daddy and mommy oh i'm both don't cry baby daddy mommy shrek is here doctor doctor he's in here he's in here um where's the patient shrek where where is he shrek where are you oh he's in here he's in here shrek are you okay are you okay guess what mario what i had a baby what i know i was surprised too but like that's not even that's that that's not even possible i know i was just taking the clap and i was like and then there was baby but but doctor is that even possible no it's it's not possible you are a male correct shrek yes i am a male well see there is no scientific reason why a male would have a baby well then then why do you think he why do you think he had a baby i have no clue but i will research it for you okay how are you gonna research it i um i would like to take a piece of the baby's skin or hair or maybe even a urine sample no preferably blood no doctor you will not touch my bare bear why ever not right sure what's wrong with you he just wants to touch my baby for his twisted pleasures he's a pedophile like he's a make him go he's a doc he's a doctor um sir it's just a standard medical procedure it's just a simple dna test yes it's just a test right i don't care i don't want anybody touching my baby get out both of you oh okay sir i'm terribly sorry you know it's okay i don't know what's wrong with him don't get what shrek what do you want come back here i need to talk to you what do you want shrek don't get i think it's time that you start helping out with the baby helping out you just told me to leave and plus it's not my baby i don't have to help you at all it is your baby because you're practically the father how am i the father he looks just like you donkey how does he look just like me he's short he's fat and he's going bald he looks nothing like me he looks just like you i'm not the father and that doesn't make any sense okay you know what i'm leaving i'm not helping you at all donkey you're still gonna have to pay child support what child support is not my baby yes it is donkey no no i can't believe you would sit here and badmouth the family in front of the baby he doesn't need this he's too young it's okay junior shrek the bad daddy will leave now won't you daddy fly shrek i'm just gonna leave i was gonna help you a little bit with the baby because i felt bad that you had some random baby in the toilet but no you can forget it i'm not helping you at all because you're being crazy i'm just leaving don't ever come for me for help anymore it's okay baby don't cry all this yelling's got you worked up and i bet you're hungry for some cheesecake let's go get some cheesecake with daddy whoa oh i just love cheesecake i'm on my eighth piece junior how many pieces are you on junior you have you battle to touch your first piece here let me comment for you all right junior open wide hey julia jr eat your cheesecake right now junior don't ignore me don't ignore your daddy here comes the crap express dinner eat your cheese cook junior eat your cheesecake eat your cheesecake right now or else you're not gonna get dessert which is more cheesecake junior eat it fine if you're not gonna eat your cheesecake then i will here's woody what you doing fred i just got me a new cow yep i just went down to the cow market picked up this whole vessel right here wait am i seeing double shrimp there's like a little miniature version of you right there you're seeing double with it because i had a baby oh congratulations shrek he looks just like you and um like a bit like mario in there too that's what i said but mario's like no oh well it's all right he mario come around eventually i'll play with him a little bit all right go near your booty tv where's the woody where the woody lost woody there he is oh my god where did he go where's woody there he is where's the baby there he is you did a real good job here shrek he's a cute baby there's nothing wrong with him well woody um there is something wrong with him he doesn't eat cheesecake oh well what kind of cheesecake are you feeding this right here well shrek that that's the problem it's too big he needs pureed cheesecake needs to be ground up in uh like liquid form you know what i mean yeah but i don't know how to get it stay right here shrek i'll go get you something all right this right here jello strawberry cheesecake yeah we're gonna take some of it we're gonna put it in this bottle right here and he's gonna eat it up like a big old fella yeah it's actually working woody he's eating his cheesecake bottle yeah that's right i'm a genius i should have kids of my own well if you need any more help shrek i'll be out to your home from tripod oh junior has to burp all right burp junior whoa just like your daddy speaking of being just like your daddy we must take a crap together let's go oh boom just like your daddy junior oh yes oh oh that was a that was a good one oh junior we've eaten cheesecake together we've taken a crap together you've had a long hard day we should go to sleep okay junior i made your crib all ready for you come on time to go night night tuck you in all right good night junior oh we forgot to say our prayer to the god of cheesecake put your hands together baby junior all right dear heavenly cheesecake we would like to thank you for being so creamy and delicious thank you for giving me the opportunity and blessing me with another me and thank you for allowing me the opportunity to terrorize and destroy every toilet in the world amen you're not baby junior oh so tired it's been a long exhausting day oh it's a good thing i bought those uh photon lights ah much better junior please that is trying this way be quiet junior please be quiet junior daddy's trying to sleep all right i'll get up i don't want to walk all the way over there to turn on the light let me let me try to find junior just chill [Music] that's a good thing i finally farted oh there was an odd number too if it was even we'd still be in the dark oh all right let's see what's the matter with you oh oy junior oh you're just like your daddy come here you time to go change your diaper ah yes all right baby time to change your diaper you got a big naughty i can feel it oh junior let's get this diaper off of you all right let's get the diaper off of you junior oh this is oh this is a naughty this is huge naughty oh junior look junior this is good junior just like your daddy just like your daddy all right junior i got your new diaper oh daddy stop oh don't feel daddy all right i'll just change the baby diaper he's all ready for bed oh i bet you feel better getting that 10 000 pound crap out of you oh i forgot your uh first cut diaper for your scrapbook all right you know time to go back to bed now that we got that big crab out of you you'll sleep like a baby oh you are a baby who's not going baby you are good nut junior oh time to go to sleep oh nice relaxed i forgot to turn off the light and i don't have to fart oh [Applause] oh junior hell darling i can't [ __ ] oh i've been junior or daddy daddy has it you can't fart once i fart just chill out junior oh there we go dude don't do that don't fart after daddy farts and turns off the light don't do it go to sleep junior stop it don't fight stop fighting finally okay junior swear to god if i have to give up much better junior it's time daddy and you have a little talk if you fart one more time one more time i will beat you with your cheesecake don't fight uh time to go to sleep [Music] shrek shrek shrek wake up wake up five more minutes no strike plea you gotta wake up right now why don't care just wake up you have to wake up right now what what what don't care turn on the news right now you got to you got to see it why because you just do it please don't care oh oh don't care waking me up at nine in the morning who does this oh i'm surprised you didn't wake up junior oh breaking news the cereal cheesecake factory has been cloning their cheesecake products this has led to people who have consumed the cheesecake to give birth or to poop out a clone of themselves if you do not wish to keep your clone you can give it to the sierra lee cheesecake company and they will dispose of your clone properly and humanely so it was the sara lee cheese cake that made me have junior yes shrek that's what i wanted to show you oh child support no no child support no shrek it means that you can you can give junior to the sara lee cheesecake factory and and they'll get rid of them like because there's the one that causes it no no duncan why not not hear my baby no sure but it's just a clone i mean you don't even love him it's just a clone we get rid of him and then he's annoying you don't get you don't understand we ate cheesecake together it's okay shrek i mean i'll eat cheesecake with you no it's not the same donkey it's not the same i've had i will take care of him for 18 years of his little life but shrek it's just a clone you can get rid of him he'll be off your back he'll stop annoying you it's not the same donkey he's mine he came from my crap we ate cheesecake donkey cheesecake together we ain't it i don't expect a bald-headed italian to understand just leave me alone donkey let me be with my junior but are you sure that's what you want to do shrek yes donkey it's my calling i must take care of junior he's mine okay shrek if that's what you want to do then fine but i mean if you ever want to get rid of them the sara lee cheesecake company will always take them back donkey i will never get rid of him okay okay well bye shrek bye donkey don't worry junior i'll take care of you until you're 18. [Music] i can't believe junior's finally leaving me time goes by so fast junior i got your bags ready oh thanks dad i was just taking a crack you should have seen it was huge oh that's my boy i raised your well didn't i oh yeah you did i can't believe my junior's finally going off to college oh wait let me get your bag i packed it for you and everything i put your favorite snack in there cheesecake all right thanks dad [Music] i love you dad i love you too son bye dad [Music] goodbye junior you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

Views: 673,909

Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, baby, shrek

Id: mua26MLeECQ

Length: 20min 18sec (1218 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 28 2021