SML Movie: Shrek's Diet [REUPLOADED]

[Music] oh oh i felt the major load drop into my lower bowels what a donkey with my cheesecake monkey where's my cheesecake ah shrek here here's your stupid cheeseburger oh about time donkey i don't know why you have to eat it in the bathroom why can't you eat it in the kitchen like a normal person okay let me tell you something by the time i take a bite and it hits my taste buds it's already coming out of my butthole so it's like a slip and slide right now well why don't you start eating healthier cheesecake can't be good for you every day donkey there's milk and cheesecake there's milk and cheese so milk is good for you to build strong bones it's building strong bowels for me donkey so i it is good for me i am cleansing my bowels every day i eat cheesecake shrek i'm just saying you can't be healthy eating this every day donkey i'm perfectly fine so you can run along and play or whatever you're doing but don't judge me donkey this is my cheesecake i won't i just you're just gonna start living in the bathroom now oh yes i am okay so oh while you're out playing along bring me a tv oh and uh more toilet paper wait you don't need any more toilet paper you have a full roll after i consume this donkey i'm going to need rolls of toilet paper charming ain't gonna have anything on me all right shrek at home oh what is this pound in my chest oh it's not coming from my mouth oh oh oh oh hell donkey oh the emergency emergency all right shrek i brought your twitter where's that doctor where's the doctor oh my god doctor yeah yeah that's me okay look he's in the bathroom floor he's not responding what's wrong with him yeah i'm gonna have to go take a look but uh before we do anything else i just want you to know that doctors don't really come to houses anymore so this is going to be very expensive he weighs like 500 pounds i couldn't get him in a car just please come look fine okay okay he's in here he's right here all right i'll take a look what um is he supposed to be green like that yeah he's an ogre he's an ogre yeah an ogre how where do you even find an ogre i i don't even i don't know but i've never seen one of these he's my friend can you please just save him i i i could try i don't usually what are you doing um i'm checking his pulse uh there's i feel something wait so he's alive i don't know i don't i don't treat mythical creatures but probably what do we do he's not funny shrek look up yeah i guess drag him into the living room and we'll i don't know do cpr something help me drag him oh god oh oh crap this thing is heavy yeah my friends they eat jesus okay oh my god oh come on okay okay oh man we got him on the couch now what i don't know he's an ogre i don't know how to handle this you said cpr i'm not putting my mouth on that thing you want to no but you're a doctor you're supposed to know how to fix things ugh i guess we'll just beat him in the stomach in case you choked i don't know do it do it then oh oh you take that oh yeah you sheila you taking the kids i was a good father calm down calm down sorry i get a little carried away shrek you okay don't get help i can't see what the hell it helped yeah that's probably just because of the towel on you oh oh there you go oh it's a miracle i can't see you donkey okay shrek what happened you weren't responding what happened well i was just sitting along eating cheesecake on the toilet and then all of a sudden i black out and then i had this weird chest pain and i fell over oh chest pain it sounds like a heart attack you had a horn you had a heart attack yeah probably how will we know for sure oh i could do some blood work hang on let me get something okay he's gonna do some blood work all right donkey all right so i get this needle oh you didn't you didn't get more meals no i'm getting out of here no no you have to get your blood drawn we have to see if you had a heart attack no donkey i'm not doing needles they prick me this is your health this is your health track do you want to die yes doctor just do it i'm not distracted just hold on that's it that's it look at that he's looking away from me is this blood what this this is cheese what his veins are literally filled with cheese that's exactly what's going on how are you alive wait wait i i've never seen it it's just just smell this what that is that came out of his veins apparently but are you sure i don't think this could how are you alive if your veins are filled with cheese he doesn't have blood he does his blood is cheese well that's uh what do you eat what do you eat this isn't boy uh well i start off uh with my morning with a pretty hefty breakfast i have cheesecake okay well then i eat the very nutritious lunch which is uh cheesecake and then there comes around around 6 30 7 o'clock which is cheesecake cheesecake then boom this out is it always juice cheesecake of course then like go night night time around 10 11 o'clock and then i wake up at two in the morning boom cheesecake cheesecake he didn't start the morning yeah he eats nothing but cheesecake he's never eaten that's not normal uh cheesecake has no nutritional value i don't know how you've been surviving all these years just eating cheesecake uh correction dr donkey um i have uh nutritional value from cheesecake because cheesecake is dairy so build strong bones i'm really strong well doctor what should he do i mean i told him to stop eating cheesecake to eat you know eat it in portions but he he always eats it i i don't know i i'm amazed frankly i'm amazed that he's alive i would give him a week to live but he should have had a week to live like three years ago he should be dead he should be long dead well can you go do some blood test and see i i i will go check the blood oh i'm just talking stop me having the hankering for some [ __ ] sit down you're not leaving until we know what's wrong with your health okay that's it all right everybody i got the test results back are they good or bad they are very bad you have diabetes you have so much diabetes you are filled to the brim with diabetes but he doesn't show signs of diabetes no he doesn't because his body has somehow built up an immunity to diabetes for all the diabetes he has i don't know what to say shrek you should be scared i mean you you could die what do we do what do we do well um you see this this is pure velveeta cheese coursing through his veins he could be dead at any moment i mean it's really it's terrifying okay what can we do to make him not die well i would say i don't know maybe stop eating all the cheesecake oh that's not gonna happen you gotta dude you're gonna die well what would you what would you suggest to eat i would suggest maybe he eats like salad and maybe don't stop eating all the cheesecake altogether because your body probably relies on it at this point so you might die but at least slow it down and uh yeah work out too definitely some exercises okay so he needs to work out and eat salad yes definitely i can't work out i i lift the fork up into my mouth down up here that's not going to work anymore perfectly come on dude i don't want you to die you have to do this you have to work out look i'll work out with you i'll um i'll make you a salad i'll get chef to make you a salad all this talking is making me want the hankering for a cheesecake no see look doctor all he does is eat cheesecake all day he sits on the toilet and craps and eats cheesecake yeah i'm not surprised that this is why he's going to be dead in a couple hours why does he crap so much probably from all the cheese gig it's destroyed his digestive system it is a shambles down there with shrek come on i don't want you to die whatever donkey whatever i'm gonna go search for a snack or something doctor i don't know what to do it's pretty bad well i'm gonna get him a gym membership and i'm also going to uh make him a salad see that painting yeah i painted that get out of here you already told me that all right oh no i'll eat my cheesecake are you eating oh they're having a little snack of cheetos those aren't good for you oh they're not no oh well in that case just get this [ __ ] out shrek you're not supposed to be eating cheesecake the doctor just said not to eat it oh well do but don't get me wrong no no no no i'm taking it away and you know what you're gonna do i'm gonna get a salad i'm gonna chef people to make you a salad okay uh unless it's a little bit of basil on top of cheesecake vanilla no shrek look if you eat a salad i'll let you have a bite of cheesecake okay well why put off later what i can do now give me the treat straight no look this is for your health it's for your own good i'm gonna get chef pee pee to make you a salad okay just wait right here all right pumpkin what that were you saying vulture's cook no oh man double stuff oreo man i need a good snack for my belly chef pee pee oh what's up mario what do you need okay look i really need a favor from you a favor like what i need you to make me a salad do you think you do that uh salad sure sure i can do that wait you're not gonna argue no i'm not gonna argue with you i mean you asked nicely like see bowser he just comes and he just oh he's so aggressive he just demands stuff so you ask nicely so i might you know you just make it for you all right well thank you chef pee pee no problem [Music] why why can i not have your cheesecake oh maybe maybe just a bite don't hurt let's see if i can get it oh yeah there we go come on just kidding quick slime shrek what are you doing nothing nothing nothing at all wait were you trying to eat your cheesecake no you see donkey there was a fly on there and i was trying to swat it away no shrek i'm not believing you okay look chef pee pee is about to come with your salad and you better eat all of it well i don't like salad have you ever tried it all right mario here's your salad all right see look mmm doesn't that look good oh what is that in there that's lettuce leaves i'm nothing i'm not the thank you but here we go look see take a bite no get another way for me shrek take a bite nope take a bite nope hey i ain't not going to make it shrek we're not going to fight you well i'm not dating nope oh chef pee pee yeah yeah we might have to force feed him no voice feed him up i'm not leaving that no matter what you do i don't care i'm not eating that i don't feel like this cup eating it chef pee pee just go get some rope okay no no no i'm not leaving that no you cannot make me do it i'm not i'm not not i'm not i'm not not shrek let me quit it feels great too big for your own goods wait wait why are we doing this anyway mario because he's unhealthy oh my god he weighs so much okay look i strike shrink no you're gonna eat some salad okay nope oh my god you're gonna have to hurry up this dude is huge okay shrek one last bite you're done i hate you donkey i really i i really can't do it i i i another bite of lettuce and i'll torment hole at this i can't do it all right fine okay i mean jeffy you can take the ball okay i'll take this i mean you did eat some of your salad so i am proud of you all right does that mean like a cheesecake no no cheesecake that means right now we're going to the gym no wait no we're going to the gym i cannot go in the gym okay shrek i got you a gym membership oh well you know what donkey it's a shame because i'm already tired from eating that big salad that you prepared for me so i think we should just go home no shrek you're gonna work out you need to get healthy you need to lose weight but don't get i don't want to work out i don't you know i have a bad knee so i can't walk on the treadmill no no no no you just can't you're gonna run on the treadmill let's go run on the treadmill okay shrek this is a treadmill all you have to do is run in place okay but don't get i don't like running i don't want to you have to do it you have to get healthy oh hey i didn't know you worked out here oh hey what's up man yeah yeah do this because my veins aren't filled with cheese like that guy oh well anyway if we need you for motivation you think you can help out yeah sure why not all right okay shrek so i'm going to start you off with a little smooth run okay let's start up all right so all you gotta do is bring it i'm ready you're ready you gotta want it oh i got two seconds oh okay oh no you gotta run oh you gotta run you gotta want it this is too fast the income you've gotta kill it you gotta get healthy oh don't get i'm trying oh you get it don't you want it okay i wanna stop back run come on come here get the cheesecake come on get it oh get the cheesecake oh oh i need it oh sorry you come here [Applause] [Music] do [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] so [Music] he looks good yeah oh duncan look at me i'm sexy i'm so proud of you that you lost so much weight you look so much better oh i have no donkey i'm so sexy oh yeah you lost like what was it 350 pounds oh 450 pounds wow all right well you're just doing so great shrek i'm so proud of you you're eating healthy you lost all that weight oh yeah so you look how skimmy i i know you you don't have to brag shrek okay but anyway you want to celebrate by eating a salad with me so don't get go a round of salad for everyone okay i will get a salad all right donkey okay shrek here's your salad okay all salad yeah and here's my salad so i have to eat up all right what is this is is something wrong donkey i feel like my salad is missing something what what do you need some croutons no no donkey not croutons oh wait what are you missing uh one moment hold on okay bam what cheese hell yeah funky cheesecake shrek you just lost all that weight you can't eat cheesecake now yes i can donkey not not the whole not the whole plate of cheesecake of course but but a little tiny little tiny bowl of cheese no shrek you're not supposed to eat cheesecake anymore you just lost all that weight you're doing so good why are you eating all that cheesecake shrek come on you lost all you lost all that weight oh oh i'm so full donkey shrek you're fat again oh no i'm not okay i'm plump oh shrek oh i think i love the rose but in my other panties no shrek you just lost all that weight cheesecake is my one shrek okay oh [Music] you

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Length: 17min 43sec (1063 seconds)

Published: Tue May 04 2021