SML Movie: Joseph The Millionaire!

so guys what do you want to do today i don't know junior whatever you want to do i don't know dude i think i just want to go home why i don't feel too good you can go lay in my room nah i think i just want to go and lay in the grass get bit by ants cody that was weird wait like he's homeless like why would he want to go home like he has no home to go to well we went to his house that one time yeah would you want to go there no no i never want to go there again yeah that's just really weird that joseph wants to go home like he loves staying here there's air conditioning food like that's just really weird that he wanted to go home like really bad yeah it's a good point he has nowhere to go i i think i'm gonna go follow him okay yeah you wanna come with me no no junior that's weird i i think i'll just stay here in your house while you're not here okay i'm gonna go follow him i'll let you know what happens okay [Music] what's in here where am i trash where's my towel here's your towel sir oh it took so long wait this towel isn't even heated all right sir i'm sorry i'll fetch you in that role oh don't even worry about it times i'll just air dry like a poor person what god joseph wait don't you what are you doing here dude i followed you and i went inside the bush and i came out that slide what joseph what is this place uh it's all an imagination dude you're dreaming wake up i'm not dreaming joseph i followed you i jump in the same bush you did and i showed up here in this pool what is this place why did you follow me dude i want to know where you always went because why would you want to go home if you're poor but it looks like you're not poor what's going on oh i guess you found me out look just follow me to one of my rooms and i'll explain okay all right dude this is one of my favorite rooms whoa you have a pac-man room yeah dude it's not that big of a deal calm down jersey you said you were poor what's going on yeah remember how i told you my mom won the lottery and abandoned me yeah what she did kinda she won a hundred million dollars then bought me a house with a private butler well then where's your mom i don't know i don't keep up with that woman every time i call her she just saves me money she's probably traveling the world at fiji or maybe in france you know show me some love right well joseph why would you lie to me and say you're poor you could've told us you were rich because you guys would look at me as the cool friend and then will only like me for my money and then will come to my house and touch my stuff i don't like it when people touch my stuff and i'm pretty humble here's your water sir ew aquafina times oh that's gas station water get me smart water i like smart water very well sir come on times for the fifth one you're expendable here's your smart water sir ah that's more like it road temperature road temperature but that's how you like it so that's not what i wanted oh i wanted boiling water boiling water sauce yes but boiling water would burn your mouth sir don't worry about my boiling water don't ask me about what i need oh very well sir boiling water it is i'm gonna call my mom and get you fire ties he's getting old dude joseph can i see the rest of your house it's so cool oh i guess so dude just don't get a heart on all right dude this is my game room and this is my pool table whoa you have a pool table yeah no no no it what's wrong joseph i had it perfectly aligned and you just had to touch it now it's ruined and i have a sentence you're the seller i do you got your germs on it i'm a general phobia so i didn't want you coming here i'm sorry joseph oh it's fine but it's not fine but it's fine here's your boiling water sir oh thank you chives i told you it would do that sir you're supposed to stop me for doing that stuff i tried sir did you yeah he tried to stop you oh just give me a bad day then ty i'm sorry sir but what will a band-aid do for the inside of your mouth don't question me just give me a band-aid and meet me in the operations room you literally just told me to stop you from doing dumb stuff sir just give me a band-aid and don't talk bad times kill me operation room all right dude this is the operation room i come in here every time i get a boo boo whoa this is so cool joseph yeah all right i'm gonna try to get the wishbone out oh man i hate it every time i hit the shy here's your band-aid sir it's not open times stupid oh sir get it together times very well sir joseph you should be nicer to your butler maybe he should be more smart here's your open band-aid sir thank you chives now try to get the frog out of the guy's throat and if you hit the sides you're gonna get punished do i absolutely have to sir yes you do very well almost almost there almost suck my butt sir oh guess who's getting punished that's not fair sir oh it is it's time for bowling times i hate bowling chives what's bowling charles all right dude every time chives makes me mad i put him in this ball to see if he can knock down the pins i hate my life you should learn to listen next time what joseph this is really mean do you want to get in the ball junior no all right help me push it [Music] that's so cool we should go check on chives why to make sure he's okay oh i guess are you okay ty i threw up sir you better clean up my ball very well so now did you learn your lesson i don't quite understand what i did wrong sir well go and get me some oreos and think about what you did wrong while we play basketball very well so all right let's go and play pig dude all right dude over there is my basketball court and this is my even bigger pool table oh you have an even bigger pool table no no no no no what god had it perfectly aligned you just had to ruin it now i had to sell it i'm sorry joseph you don't have to keep selling them don't worry about it dude let's just go and play basketball let's just play basketball okay all right dude we're gonna play pig we're gonna play cody's mom yeah yeah i bet you i can make it you can't make it from back here dude watch me yeah i got you dude try to copy that off the backboard off of my stupid baller's face and then in but we should check on your butler no dude try to copy it okay wow dude you suck you gotta pee well uh yeah i guess i gotta pee what charge where's my oreos we not charged up with the basketball sleeping on the time times pitiful i'ma call my mom what i don't think he's doing okay dude let's go inside it's getting dark okay all right dude this is my movie theater you have a movie theater yeah coming here to play video games and watch movies that's so cool i know right i think i have a concussion sir whose fault is that look who's the butler me or you me sir so deal with it all right is there anything i can get you before i die hmm how about donuts very well so jose can we watch a movie no i don't want you touching my chairs dude okay oh i wanted to show you the world's biggest word shirts come here dude okay boom it's a certificate from the guinness book of world records it's the largest word search puzzle and it has sixty two thousand five hundred letters over ten thousand words the only word that's not on here is poor cause i'm not it it's so cool jose it's so big i know use your donuts sir wait i didn't ask for donuts you literally just asked for doughnuts sir well you must be getting alzheimer's cause you're obviously forgetting i asked for a whopper from burger king my bad my ears must just not work anymore from all the yelling you do it to me well get a so what do you want to do now joseph you want to see another room dude yeah sure follow me all right dude this is my monopoly room whoa that's so cool you have a monopoly room that's awesome yeah and the gel is over there i throw chives in it whenever he makes me mad here you are sir here is your whopper from the king of burgers wow really times really wow what's wrong with you i can't even begin to fathom what could possibly be wrong now sir i'll give you a hint where's the french fries fries so yes you can't eat a burger without fries you didn't ask for any fries so wait what was that see it in my good ear because it sounds like you're talking bad you didn't ask for any fries sir jail you know what go to jail i'm not going in there oh yes you are for talking back to me time now going to jail for 30 minutes you want to know how i feel about you sir explain how you feel this show me how you feel oh no you've done it now times now go into there for an hour i would like to quit sir oh you're gonna quit then how are you gonna feed your family huh huh at this point i would rather than stop sir going to jail you're going to starve the day show me another room jordan yeah come on all right dude this is the laser tag room that's so cool you have a laser tag room i know dude i sleep in here sometimes and if i ever get a girl in here we're gonna try to do stuff without touching the lasers that's so awesome i wanna try to touch the laser really don't do it i told you not to touch the lasers dude i'm sorry i didn't know oh i want a fruit by the foot choice chives where's george you standing in jail remember oh gosh let's go get them out cause i got locked up they won't let me out are you singing acon again times yes sir i called your name so many times and you didn't answer because you sent me to jail for an hour so well get your bald 80 year old butt out of there and get me some fruit by the foot very well so all right dude this is my vegas room i come here to gamble all my money on me that's so cool i love how red it is oh yeah me too dude here's your fruit by the meter sir i took the liberty of unwrapping it for you now would you like me to eat it for you as well sir no i think you're just trying to be a smart butt nelsa i'm just trying to cover all my bases before i wind up in closet prison again give me my candy it's so good dude i love it i'm choking i'm joking i hope you choked to death you disgusting little turd i was faking it i wasn't really choking i wanted to see if you would save me and you didn't so you're fired i'm free i'm finally free but you really just fire chives yeah i can get another one like tomorrow dude i'm gonna call my mom okay joseph are you really calling your mom yeah she answers hello joseph mommy's getting her nose job right now oh hey mommy i had to fire chives why joseph because he doesn't listen well you can't keep firing your butlers joseph they're very hard to find well maybe if you came home and took care of your son like a real mom i wouldn't have to hire a butler okay joseph how much money do you want fifty thousand okay baby i transferred to your account okay fine all right mommy's gotta go cause the anesthesia is kicking in love you bye whatever what you say i don't know i hate that woman well i really love your house joseph yeah but it's not an easy life to live dude i think you should go home okay look i promise i won't tell cody i won't tell chef pee pee i won't tell anyone about this oh don't worry about it dude look into this for me okay so guys what do you want to do today i don't know junior whatever you want to do you know what guys i am so poor i am the poorest person here and no one would ever be as poor as me we understand joseph we understand you're poor yeah we get it stop bragging yeah yeah you're poor we get it just making sure everything's back to normal [Music] you

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes

Id: g0rSR8kZUjM

Length: 12min 45sec (765 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 05 2020