SML Movie: Jeffy's Yard Sale!

hey die I'm gonna ask you a question and you better not say the n-word what daddy they're just new tall I want and it costs $500 ll want you to buy it for me no see daddy there you go screaming in we're luck it's nothing Jackie I'm not gonna spend $500 on a toy what Dad you haven't even seen a commercial yet she's not watch moving robot bang moving robot bang go buy the hottest toy of the year for $500 are you a little wimpy kid cool you've ever seen its PP Jeff yes it's a really cool toy but I'm not gonna spend $500 on that toy geppi why Jeff you look like you already have a bunch of toys look if you want that toy why don't you have a yard sale and sell your old toys and using the money from your old toys you'll make a lot of money selling your old toys there's a lot of kid to it they would like those toys so just sell them your Jail I need to make my own cuz my Danny hates me and he's making me live on the street Oh a yard sale I do love a good deal hello sure welcome to the Jeffrey's shop if you have any questions just let me know wait is that $15 per crayon yep sure is these babies come in all different colors red blue green you name it but but it's a box of 120 crayons I'll tell you what if you buy right now I'll show you the whole box of crayons for a thousand bucks no I'm not spending $1,000 on crayons and what is this $25 per cup of play-doh yeah but that's because just plain always dry now if you want the good stuff fifty bucks per cup down there that's only slightly drying out what these prices are ridiculous no one's gonna pay $50 for a cup of play-doh all of these prices are way too expensive just look at mr. Potato Head over there he's a hundred and fifty dollars and his tongue is 30 why was because his tongue gave me strong just ask mrs. Potato Head there's a reason they've been married for 50 years and what about Patrick he's 75 dollars look the look in his face says that he knows how expensive he is $1 a look on my face when you decline my thousand dollar offer huh that's lightsabers pretty cool though yeah 100 yeah I'm not paying a hundred bucks for a plastic lightsaber it whose toothbrushes this oh that's mine it's only slightly used what yeah I'm not buying any of that what wait wait a minute is that lego Darth Maul yep hundred bucks oh my god I I really really want that um we'll eat will you take well you take five dollars for him no come on well I was really hoping you'd go down to five dollars well aren't you hope in one hand and pooping the other and see which one fills out faster well what can I get for $5.00 um what I can take one of these crayons and break it into three pieces and give you on two pieces yeah yeah that I want that all right what color you want blue all right pick which piece you want sure but they're all different sizes all right well they picked a smallish piece of air and complain about it all right fine I guess I'll just take the drawing part all right thank you for your business sure come back soon oh yeah I'm gonna come back hey jumpy how's the yard sale going brain Danny my shelves are up and my syndrome is down Chevy look at these prices are ridiculous what these are my toys Danny I didn't want to show them so I just marked them out of price that'd be willing to let him go for me no one's gonna big these prices watch this for my hand daddy just didn't grow on trees okay there's nothing here for five dollars what they buy well they bought one third of a crayon daddy well you found a sucker then Jeffy no one's gonna pay these prices and look if you don't want to sell these toys then sell stuff that you don't care about oh okay no no sell stuff I don't care about yeah do that sell stuff you don't care about an insult at a cheap price a cheap price to make quick money all right wouldn't Chevy where'd you get this money from daddy I've been getting cash taking names I'm not taking names cuz I'm too busy getting cabs where'd you get all this money from daddy asked me if I'm poor are you poor straight in word damn talking no look at all this paint with paper yeah I'm talking paper like pee pee but with cash daddy Oh Jeff you simply how'd you know this money there's no way people pay that much money for toys well I sold all this stuff I didn't want daddy what would you sell everything in the house what yeah come take a look at these sales dang Oh what change see Danny look at all these shame Jeffie I don't see any of your toys missing what you sell my sold to count what happened my couch for five bucks yeah and this one for sale too if you want to buy it tell me you cannot sell our furniture five bucks is way too cheap hard couch and this table is $3 $4 for these chairs Jeff you cannot sell our furniture is that a cloud Chevy you cannot sell our stuff hey I found this iron in a closet how much do you want for it um two bucks oh okay no no that's her are now banished Effie you're supposed to sell your toys not my stuff well daddy you told me to show the stuff I care about and I didn't care about the couch I found this razor how much do you want for it um Bob Bob oh okay there you go my razor jumping you can't get my stuff get all these people out of my house no customer needs me Herbert back what what's the problem sure oh yeah I was wondering is it four dollars for each knife a foot a whole set oh it's for a whole set okay Jeffy why the usual of paper towels more expensive than I'll couch supply-and-demand daddy people need those paper towels it's kind of a big coin yeah wants hot rich oh you're selling everything way to cheat the toast I like five dollars it's a blender to the stove ten the microwave three exactly why are you selling this drawer for two dollars nobody gotta buy a drawer I guess so one for $2 what Tyrel look I bought it drove for two dollars Oh baby that's my joke give it back no I paid for this get your own draw don't let it lie hey boss man boss man yeah what's up I think I'm gonna get these knives real and I'm gonna get this toaster - okay that'll be 9 bucks Oh come down baby okay show me your plate just keeps on oh dang another customer is calling what hi right my god are you scram go don't [ __ ] to my customers like that oh yeah hold on I don't be sure oh yeah how much of these cheese balls Oh two bucks can I get a free sample what you know he's a homeless guy you guys want a free sample you just gotta steal it Danny we do not discriminate you can have a free sample sir oh I think you're showing a t-table boss are you interested in sure well I saved up a whole bunch of my toys family buddy and y'all I want to buy a cool toy oh you want to buy toys yeah yeah Jesse saw one of your toys okay um which toy do you want no no no there's so many oh my god is it a bit man lightsaber it's a Power Ranger toy I don't know there's so many toys well we got [ __ ] see toys my mommy doesn't let me play with his toys well 200 bucks change yours okay you got a deal something to sell your toys doesn't it jumpy well you bought no sugar strong rolling care about knows you upstairs then fine gang come on let's go home here's the deal let me stop you right there the deals are downstairs making us all this cash Jeffy the only reason why you're selling stuff because you're selling it extremely cheap it's like they're stealing it no dad you're buying it because I'm a good salesman oh yeah I didn't know y'all had it upstairs area Oh what is toilet paper going for mom for box oh I've got two dolls I want my boat with two bucks how about three dollars okay okay look here's that he was gonna happen you either get me all my stuff back I'll put you up for adoption Danny why'd you hang on your paper chasin well what this boombox go it plays music and it's not for sale I'm [ __ ] but you're selling all my stuff get all my stuff back by the end of the night I grab putting up red dots and never seeing you again whose cell phone this is that's my cell phone was going footballs man Oh Kim bugs get all my stuff back right now okay I'm selling it we're making clam Lily I found these hotdogs in a refrigerator yeah because of my food and you're just taking stuff out of my refrigerator you ain't gonna eat it what is going footballs man six bucks Singh says no it's kind of expensive but I can do that wait what you can say this remote no we need to promote to watch TV I'm gonna show you how you like it okay i'ma show you how you like it whoo I'm a teacher lesson he told me a poop in my hand and I did it but now I did Darth Maul I'm gonna get a lot of kids with these toys that's how he wants to play excuse me everybody in the house everything well Jimmy we sold the house for a dollar how does that feel well day at least I still got my toy what Jeffie that stupid toy is not worth selling the house and everything in it has a stupid totally jumpy but daddy I can shoot malls I guess you bought we sold the health of our dollar for that stupid toy wall dang you should never send in word what did you just say sold you can't sell this house why not because you still owe me money on it you cannot sell a house are you still owe money on Oh we'll see my son jumped me he wanted this toy so he sold everything in the house in the house and we were just selling everything so we got out of hand you know this toy yeah I'm that toy this toy belongs to y'all yeah well not yea we use the money from the house to buy it oh not anymore this is my toy now what what yeah cuz it's my toy and who did you sell this house to oh my guy oh you're so done Mario you are so done oh oh you and everyone else in this house get out but we bought this house for a dollar I don't care if this house was give it to you for free you're gonna get are you if you ever try to sell your house again you're getting a spanking now where's your son because he needs a spanking [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 40,417,119

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, yard, sale, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, logan, puppet, jeffry, jeff, comedy, skit, laugh, jokes, video game, hilarious, goodman, clown, plush, adventure, money

Id: d4V1X_rAd_8

Length: 11min 50sec (710 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 13 2019