SML Movie: Junior's iPad!

oh man i can't wait to eat this pink frosted sprinkle donut oh it looks so delicious and it's so fresh wait hmm okay okay oh i think it's time oh yes hey chef pee pee what are you doing in here uh wondering what you're doing why are you out of your room uh what were you going to do this donut oh i was about to eat it until you interrupted me why are you taking your clothes off because i eat my donuts naked you don't eat your thoughts naked no hey everybody look at this weird kid he doesn't eat his donut naked he he uses donuts with clothes on yeah weirdo chef people you're weird wait no i'm not look just answer the door okay and take about 30 seconds to two minutes depending on if i can think of margot robbie oh yeah hello ups i got a package for you i need you to sign for it okay hey don't drop my pen that's my favorite pen i'm sorry do you know how many lavender pens there are not that many i'm sorry yeah you better be sorry you know who almost touched that pen who eddie murphy eddie murphy yeah eddie murphy you know the voice of donkey from shrek see i was at a basketball game this one time and then i saw eddie murphy there and i saw him get up to go to the bathroom so i followed him into the bathroom and then i started peeing at the urinal next to him and then i looked over and i said hey eddie murphy can i get your autograph and he said no we're in a bathroom but he almost did it he could have done it i'm sorry yeah yeah okay so you just go ahead and sign just be honored that i'm letting you use my eddie murphy pen that's your signature yeah what it's crappy i hope you're never famous and you have to sign something in a bathroom like eddie murphy almost did oh here's your pen back oh come on i just got through telling you how expensive that pen is here take it disrespect anymore i didn't order a package i wonder what this is oh my god an ipad this is so crazy why would somebody send me a free ipad i didn't order one there's no way i could afford one of these huh maybe i want a contest i have no idea but somebody really loves me i'm gonna call my friends hey jenny what's up yeah what's going on dude i want a contest i want an ipad dude an ipad oh that's like a thousand books junior what kind of contest did you win to win an ipad i don't know what do you mean you don't know a random package came to my door and it had an ipad in it well then you didn't win a contest how do you know because you have to enter a contest to win a contest maybe i won the most not entered contest contest if you didn't enter a contest then how would they know who to send the ipad to they checked the database and they said ooh he's never entered a contest he wins dude i wish i never entered a contest right junior i don't think this package was meant for you how do you know well junior look right here it says it's for somebody named olivier well that's my name my name's oliver dude when did you change your name to oliver yesterday no junior this is for somebody named oliver klosoff that's me i i identify as all of her clothes off no junior junior this wasn't even supposed to come here it's supposed to go to california we live in florida well i identify as the state that i live in as california and i i identify as oliver and if you say otherwise i'm offended and you're canceled yeah yeah he's 20 21 he can be whatever he wants cody yeah and mr potato head should not have a gender his name should be potato head or her name and also also i hate the pillsbury doughboy all the little girls can never grow up to be a pillsbury doughboy so we should change it to the pillsbury dough person yeah you tell them bro junior junior listen to me you open somebody else's mail that's a felony no no it was sent to my address and i had to sign for it so obviously they wanted me to have it no they don't want you to have it juni just put this back in the box and tell you ps they made a mistake but i really want an ipad how about we do the seven second rule i wait seven seconds if they don't come back i get to keep it junior no that's a rule for food that you drop on the ground not not packages you're not supposed to receive well there's seven second rules for food and this is an apple product apple's a food junior okay you know what fine you have fun playing angry birds and candy crush or whatever but i'm not helping what who's that it's probably ups telling you that they made a mistake oh no it's not i bet it's apple sending me more free stuff because apple likes me hello are you here to give me more free ipads no no no no listen i made a big mistake what is it giving you my eddie murphy pee pen because you scuffed it when you dropped it on the ground and then i made another mistake after that see that package i gave you wasn't for you it's for somebody else so i need it back uh what package oh don't you do this to me the package that i just gave you a minute ago i need it back um you didn't leave a package here yes i did look look look this is your signature right here you signed for it remember it's a crappy signature oh no no i don't know kid come on look if you don't give me that package back i could lose my job take that l i'm not gonna take that l get wrecked i'm not gonna get rekt stop using your xbox terminology i just really need that package back listen i don't know what package you're talking about so just take that l get rekt whatever you gotta do but you didn't leave a package here so leave kid okay all right all right listen listen do you know who that package was meant for who is this kid okay and he's really sick he was born with no legs in one arm okay he has no lungs he has to breathe through a machine his life is terrible okay the one thing he wanted before he died was that ipad because he only has a few days left to live so he just wants to have a few days to entertain himself before he dies so please give that ipad back you'd be doing a lot for someone who doesn't have a lot sucks to suck you i mean that story was made up but you are heartless okay listen here i'm gonna come back with my cop outfit and i'm gonna go in there and i'm gonna get that package myself yeah good luck come back with a warrant guys guys we need to hide this ipad who wants to take it back to their house for a few days who was at the door junior uh the ups guy and what did he say he said we have to get the package back i told you junior you received somebody else's package your mom received someone else's package yes i know my mom cheats on my dad a lot but we're not talking about that right now look i don't want to get his ipad back because i already accepted in my mind that i have an ipad junior it's not too late if you just put it back in the box we can pretend this never happened or or what or we can open it and play video games oh dude i like that let's do it yeah no junior whoa you opened it cody look how angry these birds are yeah i see them junior they're very angry birds almost as angry as the cops are gonna be when they find out what you did cody if the cops show up i just won't answer the door fine have fun in jail cody i'm gonna backhand you don't backhand me junior daddy who's that it's probably the cops oh well i'm not gonna answer it more angry birds hello what do you want you know i was busy right okay sorry why why are you naked can a man enjoy his donut in peace wait you like to eat donuts naked too wait you do too yeah do you have any more donuts no oh then i'll just put my clothes back on then i i do need to search your house though look search or do whatever you need to i got some business to handle oh okay awesome dude i smell bacon bacon yeah i smell pigs the cops oh yeah dude the angry birds hate pigs and we hate them too oh why are the cops doing here they're trying to take my ipad cody hide your ipad where cut anyway i don't know just to hide it okay and and the box all right kid where is it where's what the warrant you're supposed to have i have a warrant show me it's in the car go get it i i can't get it cause somebody stole my car i'll go after them i can't go after them cause i don't have a car anymore use my dad's car well i'm not insured to drive other people's cars you don't have a warrant i don't okay you're right the judge said it was stupid and he wouldn't give it to me but i'm still a cop you gotta do what i say get out of my house i didn't give you the right to search my house hmm give me the right to help say what what ha you just gave me the right to switch your house darn it yeah it's an old cop trick we use it to poop in people's cars so like we pull them over and we say hey can i poop in your car and they say no i'm going to let you do that then i said give me the right to poop in the car say what and they say what then they take a big old stinky poop right in the driver's seat of their car so they got to sit in on the right home and make them watch while i do it i love being a cop uh well no longer have the right to search my house say what nice try you can't kid a kid a kid well peter piper picked a pail of pickled peppers no no that's all wrong it's peter piper picked a pekka pickled peppers a peck yeah peck is like a collection of peppers pickled or otherwise well i like picked a pail of pickled peppers i mean you could pick a pail of pickled peppers but it's picked a peck of pickled peppers oh well anyway even if you search my house you're not gonna find anything because i already shipped the package back to the guy wait really yeah the guy was originally supposed to go to i shipped the package to that guy so you have to worry about it huh okay then pinky promise oh what pinky promised that you sent the package back to the guy oh dude you can't lie on pinky promise yeah if you lie about a pinky promise go straight to hell that's in the bible thou shalt not lieth on the pinky promise corinthians 4 15. i know joseph pinky promise don't do it dude don't do it dude i can't do it i knew it you know we sent people to the electric chair that way i know look how about this if you don't find the ipad in two minutes i get to keep it okay deal damn it why am i so competitive okay okay the time starts now [Music] you're never gonna find it i hope cody hit it somewhere good yeah you better dude oh baby you were the best donut i ever had but you know what to do clean yourself up and call it uber uh where do i put it where do i put it oh it doesn't okay that's taken care of but hey a donut is anybody gonna eat this doughnut i'll take it where [Music] pen joseph throw it no no dude it's a pretty good piece [Applause] oh no which one do i choose the ipad or the eddie murphy pee pen yeah yes yes no the ipad darn it all right kid how's the ipad i'm afraid to look well flip it over oh yeah that thing's done oh it's broken well this should be a lesson to you for trying to steal mr klosof's ipad i mean he'll get another one because he had package insurance if he had insurance why didn't you just let me keep it because you needed to be taught a lesson that it's wrong to steal people's packages oh i really want to play angry birds too i love having an ipad well it's too bad about the ipad junior but i just ate a really delicious donut it had a hair in it though a hair yeah [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 14,523,987

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, junior, ipad, juniors ipad, package, delivery, brooklyn guy, ups, shipping, stolen package, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, cody, joseph, friends, friend, hilarious, comedy, skit, fun, puppet, show, chef, entertainment, prank, logan

Id: HaLCoBNT5xY

Length: 10min 57sec (657 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 14 2021