SML Movie: Jeffy The Pirate!

jeffy come get your dinosaur booger it's time for dinner booker have a skittle let go anything somebody call a doctor yes doctor i called you a skittle and a green one too those are my favorite dips uh but hold on i eat like a bird so just bear with me see i just like to suck on it because i can't chew it because i don't have teeth oh that runs out of flavor fast though it's like juicy fruit okay what's up my son lost his hand yes yes but i'm sorry i know this is a serious situation but it's not every day somebody loses their hand okay i got jokes all right first the name calling luke skywalker anakin skywalker mace windu count dooku hold on who else lost can you help my son uh a guy from 127 hours with james franco come on help my son i'm trying to think of somebody else who lost a hand uh princess jasmine from from aladdin almost okay i'm done all right what do you need a hand with my son got his hand bit off by his pet dinosaur oh i mean yeah it's gonna happen i mean the first thing i'd prescribe is not having a pet dinosaur anymore yeah well i mean i didn't know he's gonna bite his hand off why would you not think that it's a pet dinosaur okay look what can we do can you like give my son a new hand well uh yeah i mean i guess i could give him one of those cool robot hands like in star wars really no no you little idiot because that's a movie you're an idiot yeah no i can't really do that that's not real i do have this little hook hand that i bought at a dollar store though so you could you could wear that you look like a pirate wouldn't you like that would you like to look like a pirate i bet you would little idiot yeah you wouldn't want to be a pirate can you just put it on his hand all right fine but uh first we should shake on it just do it all right there you go got yourself a nice old hook hand oh that's so awesome yeah yeah now you look like captain hook from peter pan you know they called him captain hook because he had a hook for her hand which is kind of stupid i mean what they call him when he didn't have a hook hand captain normal hand dumb so is there any rules that jeffy should know about having a hook hand yes a lot actually you probably shouldn't scratch your eye with that hand uh or your balls unless you want to give yourself a vasectomy i probably can't play basketball anymore uh i can't give anybody a high five uh don't wipe with that hand for sure uh don't pet any more cats um yeah if you're dating a girl you probably no no okay okay he understands he understands all right whatever well i guess i'll just go home to my ugly wife oh hey can i take those skittles with me yeah here you go oh shoot shoot those damn pigeons all right where's rosalina all right jeffy get ready for school you're gonna make me go to school with this hook hand yeah jeffy i'm not gonna let you play hooky from school mario don't make fun of jeffy's hook yeah low blow daddy low blow i wish rosalina did that to me boys are gross all right jeffy get ready for school all right daddy but if someone makes fun of my hook hand i'm beating bottom alright crafts today we're going to be learning about the oceans there are five main oceans in the world the arctic ocean the atlantic ocean the indian ocean the pacific ocean and in the southern ocean any questions cross hey cody i didn't know your mom had five places to live she doesn't yes she does there's five different oceans and she's a whale a big fat whale so she lives in all five oceans oh i get it oh man i hope no one knows she's my hook hand hey what's that oh um nothing hey what is that nothing wait what's on your hand nothing leave me alone no show me no no it's my waiter it's not your waiter yes it is it's my waiter hey everybody this kid wants to see my wiener not your wiener shut up no it's why wait let me allow it oh yeah i i hurt my hand and it came off and you know i have a hook for a hand what are you like a pirate you pirate freak i really look like a pirate yeah yeah what are you doing at school shouldn't you be at home getting hooked on phonics hey hey hey captain hook where's peter pan jeffy bori stop making noise you're interrupting the crash but teacher this pirate freak has a hook hand hey hey everybody look at his hook hand [Laughter] i wonder how jeffy's day at school went guess who got your spending what what your boy jefferoni and cheese jeffy why'd you get suspended for beating bottom why'd you beat bottom because i told you that if someone made fun of my hook hand that i was gonna beat bottom so bottom was beaten jeffy why'd you beat bottom though because he called me a pirate mario that's not funny oh you think it's funny that he called me a pirate i'll show you a pirate jeffy what's that noise coming from what hold on what are you doing building a pirate ship building a pirate ship yeah take a look at it how much does this cost 50 grand 50 grand mario this is so cool it's not 50 grand cool who told you to build this him jeffy what are you doing my name's not jeffy anymore it's captain jeff sparrow well captain jeff sparrow your ship's coming down break it break it break it okay and captain always goes down with his ship jeffy you're grounded no i'm not yes you are how about we have a short duel instead and whoever loses has to walk the plane no yes you can't turn down a sword duel that's in the pirate code you turn down a sword duel that's how you get scurvy okay fine we'll get a stupid sword duel and when i win you're grounded for a month all right daddy let me get the shorts all right daddy let's short fight our you lose daddy now you gotta walk your plank no walk the plank all right daddy walk the plank i am what are you gonna do jump off no i'm gonna break my legs jump off no stop jump off game [Applause] how did you break your leg anyway were you in a play and someone told you to break a leg no i fell off a pirate ship wait what you were there yeah i know i just wanted to make the joke how long do you think my legs can be broken for i don't know probably till the next video oh oh oh sorry i had a long day i had w son with his hook hand and then i had to build him an entire pirate ship which he still hasn't paid me for by the way they had to come here and help you with your broken leg anyway stay gold pony battle oh what's wrong just remembered my wife's making chicken tenders i don't like good chicken tenders i'm probably going to stop by kfc on the right home wow mario are you okay i broke my leg because of jeffy jeffy get in here let me yell at you oh shiver me timbers daddy jeffy why are you dressed like a pirate so i can get free movies no jeffy seriously why you just like a pirate because you thought it was funny that kids at school were calling me a pirate because i had a hook hand jeffy that's stupid take off that costume i will but first daddy i have to tell you my pirate jokes no no pirate jokes yes pirate jokes no yes how much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced how much a buccaneer that's dumb why did the pirate cross the road why because it started with r oh that's so stupid you could literally do that with any word that starts with r hey daddy you want to hear a pirate tell you the alphabet no a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p what's the joke q r s t u v that was the joke w x y and z that's so dark now i know my stop next time won't you sing with me so the joke was for you to say the whole alphabet and just emphasize r because you're a pirate daddy why did you take pirates so long to learn the alphabet you told me you just took you forever to say it because they can spend years at sea jeffy please stop danny why did the pirate buy an eye patch why because he couldn't afford an ipad that's so dumb an ipad is electronic and eye patch is just clogged why would he why would he settle for that what did the pirates see down in the toilet what the captain's log you get it there's like a big poop in there the captain went in the bathroom and you pooped left it in there it was your big log that's gross jeffy stop it stop it go to your room take that off daddy why don't pirates go to the strip clubs why because they already have all the booties that's inappropriate leave did you know that 3.14 percent of all sailors are pirates get it like pie three points okay jeffy no no no more pirate jokes leave we're done is it's getting old go leave yes more pirate joe no more pirates what's the pirates favorite part of a song what the hook it's dumb leave why couldn't the pirates play cards why because the captain was standing on the deck jumping okay that's it okay please please no no hold on i got a couple more why did i take the boat's wheel out of my pants why jeffy because it was driving me nuts that's not even that funny stop it what is a pirate's favorite food what barbecue stop it i mean that was pretty funny but no stop it when the pirate gets lonely and once your girlfriend he goes and buys a hook jeffy stop it all right go to your room right now mario what's that what look mario let's do that right now hurry okay okay hey there somebody call a doctor why are you looking your fingers oh i just ate a whole bunch of kfc and it's finger looking good don't touch me with your greasy fingers have fun with your pimples you know dr pimple papa i'm the opposite of that dr pimple giver okay wait look we found my son's hand and we want you to put it back on oh good all right i'll just get some super glue and plop that right back on uh but first i need my hook let me just what what you have a hand jeffy explain why do you have a hand well because i thought that you wouldn't make me go to school if i got my hand cut off so i faked it how'd you fake it well i went to the halloween store and i got this fake arm and the hand comes off oh well that's cool is anybody gonna pay me for that pirate ship i built [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 13,165,619

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, pirate jeffy, jeffy the pirate, pirate, captain, ship, pirate ship, brooklyn guy, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, logan, puppet, show, jackie chu, friends, junior, cody, hook hand, dinosaur, hilarious, comedy, skit, entertainment, joke, prank

Id: 4uNvA8QuBFw

Length: 11min 22sec (682 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 10 2021