SML Movie: Junior's World Record!

oh man i can't wait to play video games all summer no sir no video games for you why dad you're not gonna sit in the house and play video games all summer you're gonna do something healthy like go outside and play or uh read a book read a book do books even exist anymore of course they exist what kind of question is that i got the perfect book for you right here it's the guinness book of world records 2015 that was six years ago hey hey it's a classic i think it's about a kid who becomes a wizard you know somebody bangs a wolf or something and uh oh they got fat people right here fat people yeah all types of stuff you can learn a lot of stuff in here okay i'll read the book yeah yeah what are you about to go do oh i'm about to go and watch tv why do you get to watch tv hey i'm old i've given up on life look you're still young you can learn so get the reading okay tell me what you learned okay stupid these are world records what fattest person in the world have they seen cody's mom yet tallest person in the world whoa he's a really cool way so if i set a world record i could get in this book i want to set a world record yeah i'm going to set a world record this summer chef baby oh man so many dishes that's where i watch the most dishes in the world hey chef pee pee what do you want junior well my dad got me this book called the guinness book of world records book and i decided i'm going to set a world record you set a world record yeah you can't set a world record it takes talent to set a world record and you don't have it well i have talent like what well i can pick my buzz eyes picking your nose uh i could dance dance dance for me oh wow yeah you might actually get in there really no junior that was sarcasm you don't have talent well i can sing you what we'll sing for me hit a note uh the wheels on the bus go round and round and round how do you ruin the nursery rhyme my ears are about to bleed well look jeffy i have talent i'm going to set a world record the day you actually set a world record is the day i'll admit i'm gay wait so you are gay you just haven't admitted it yet no no no no look you're gay no no no i was just going to say the day that i i you break a record it's the day i say i'm gay no you said it man you know what chef pee pee i'll go break a world record just so you can finally come out okay i like women junior you just missed you heard me got kicked stupid chef pee pee saying i can't set a world record i can set a world record all the records in this book are dumb like look at this guy all he did was open his mouth see i'm a dinosaur it looks like you saw a dinosaur and look at this guy he all he did was look open his eyes all he did was open his eyes stupid and look at this guy all he did was stick his tongue out and he put me in the book these are dumb i could easily get in this book you know what i'm going to call a guy from the guinness book world records to come over to my house and he's gonna witness me break a hundred records i'm gonna break a hundred records in front of the guy yes what i'm gonna do oh man that must be the guy from the guinness book of world records i'm gonna set a hundred records today hello hey you the kid who said he's gonna break 100 records today i sure am wow you must have a lot of talent yeah talent is my first and last name wow that's a lot to live up to and also kind of a weird name talent talent huh yeah so you want to come inside watch me break 100 records i'd love to no one's ever done that before yeah come on yeah all right i call this the record-breaking couch cause i'm gonna break all those records on this couch okay oh i see you get the book you've been doing research yeah the book is what inspired me to want to break a world record okay show me what you got mr talent mr talent who's that well it's you right because your name is talent talent oh yeah i missed your talent yeah so show me what you got oh okay record number one what are you doing i'm doing what he did he opened his mouth no his mouth is way bigger than you no no i'm opening them bigger oh it's just like a normal mouth i can do that look ah you just beat him yeah yeah you should be in the book yeah maybe okay you got that record but uh i got this one what's that i'm taking my tongue out no no no no no come on look his tongue is way bigger than you no i thought it on my mouth it's not even coming out of your mouth oh okay okay um i got this one what what i'm doing i know what she did with her eyes you look like you're trying to read my mind my eyes are coming out my head no they're not they're like the most two dimensional eyes ever they're not sticking out at all i thought this was gonna be easy if it was easy then it wouldn't be in the book well look all this guy did was have an afro yeah you're right i feel like i've seen people with more hair than that yeah so this is dumb well if you're not going to break a record i'm going to go home no no no is it your job to like wait around until i break a world record no i'm not just going to sit around all day and wait for you to do something cool well that's what you have to do what if i break a world record on on accident if you accidentally break a world record i'd be very impressed just give me some more time okay i'll give you 10 minutes and if you don't break a record i'm going home okay uh what can i do um uh oh what's an easy world record to break well uh people usually try to eat a lot of food you know that joey chestnut guy he ate like 73 hot dogs in 10 minutes 73 hot dogs in 10 minutes yeah i could easily break that i could eat like a hundred hot dogs in two minutes god damn all right give it a shot kid all right come on yeah i can eat those oh man thank god i'm finally done washing dishes chef pee pee chef pee pee chef pee pee what i need you to make me a hundred hot dogs 100 jesus christ for what i want to set the world record eat the most hot dogs oh my god we already established this you're not going to break any world records today but the hot dog record is easy what's the record oh okay so this guy ate 73 hot dogs in 10 minutes i'm gonna eat a hundred hot dogs in two minutes are you crazy junior you're not gonna eat that many hot dogs and we only got like two in the refrigerator we only have two yeah okay make the two hot dogs cause then i'm gonna eat those two hot dogs in like three seconds there's no way you're gonna do that junior yes i am you just don't want to come out of the closet hey i'm gonna make your stupid hot dogs because i'm not coming out the closet i mean oh man i can't believe i'm about to set a world record chef baby where's the hot dogs hold on hold on and bring your stupid hot dogs now break the world record that is not 100 hot dogs not even close i know we don't have a hundred hot dogs we only had two what record are you gonna break with those well i was thinking i could eat two hot dogs in three seconds wow okay that sounds cool yeah so i'll eat these in three seconds all right i'd love to see that all right and go well i'm not ready yet okay okay okay um okay i think i'm ready go i'm not i'm not ready yet wait all right hold on i'm ready i'm uh i'm ready go hold on hold on come on okay okay okay okay count me down from three okay three no no no like one what you said okay one two three go oh god i'm so full hey mister how long has it been it's been 45 wait 46 minutes oh did i break the record no absolutely not you took one bite of one hot dog and you spent the rest of the time complaining about your stomach hurting oh okay so i clearly didn't get that record no okay but i have one hot dog left what if i eat one hot dog in half a second no no no no we're not gonna do that because we just proved that you can't do it how about how about this what was that it was uh the hardest throwing of a plate of hot dogs in a kitchen okay that was really specific i don't think that's a thing although i got that record you have to give that one to me okay i'll tell you what i'll ask them about that one okay so i have one record right now okay so let's try to break another one how about loudest burp oh okay yeah that's a real one oh wait because i just got on eating so i could burp really loud sure okay so get your earplugs ready i'm ready i don't want to rupture your eardrums i'm good okay are you ready to listen to the loudest burp you ever heard yes i am all right watch this what was that it was like hold on i i that wasn't a burp there's just kind of like a squeak oh okay okay how about loudest fart is that is that is that a record yeah i guess okay a lot is fart ew was that loud no it was just gross oh okay okay how about fastest uh fastest thing abcs is that is that a record yeah yeah that's a real one okay fastest time saying abc's okay listen listen a b c d d m z no no no no no you're just saying a b c d of z no abc abc dfc no you're skipping like three a b c d f z no no you're just skating abcd no no no you're saying abcd that's not that's not like you could say your abc's fast too no i'm not doing it i'm just like speeding through it okay so me and you both have that record we're tied with that one oh wait how about fastest time counting to a hundred yeah if you think you could okay i can count to a hundred really fast you ready okay one to three hundred no you're saying one two three hundred what are the hundred no you just say you're just speeding through one two three one hundred you're missing most of the numbers one two hundred that's what you said you're just saying one hundred you're saying one hundred now it's nothing although we how about fastest saying a hundred no hundred no you whatever it's you know you've been saying it that fast hi hi try to break a record in here somewhere okay just look around okay uh oh chef pee pee left the bread out how about fastest time putting the bread back in the pantry what no you're just doing chores at this point this isn't a record how fast was that i didn't time it because it's not a record okay so i have that record so i have like three records now what no how about loudest cabinet slam what what are you talking about what that was loud yeah it was it was just annoying okay so i got that record no how about longest time sitting in the microwave oh yeah watch this get out of there no i'm breaking the record no this isn't a record is it in the book no see look i'm the first one to do it so i just had another record it doesn't it's not the book because it doesn't matter oh okay watch this watch this loudest microwave door slam no you can't just that was loud you're just slamming things and calling it a record most paper towels wasted well now my kids already got that one i'm doing it more that's a lot of paper towels wasted yeah okay so put that in the record book i'm not doing it how about biggest brain freeze i don't even know how to measure that let me look at the ice cream all right mister i got a big old bowl of ice cream yeah that's a bowl of ice cream is it the world's biggest bowl of ice cream no definitely not okay well look i'm gonna get the world's biggest brain freeze i'm gonna break that record how am i gonna tell how big your brain freezes based on how loud i scream because of how much pain i'm in from the brain freeze i'm going to scream really loud and that's how you're going to measure it and you're also going to give me the record for the loudest scream okay and i'm also going to eat ice cream with a fork so i get the world record for the first person to eat ice cream with a fork okay you're definitely not the first person to do this and then i have this big bag of gummy bears so look look watch this most gummy bears on an ice cream no you're just making a gummy bear mask that's a lot of that's a lot of gummy bears yeah it is yeah yeah and also um uh fastest time counting all the gummy bears on my ice cream one two three hundred just stop it you are not gonna break any world records okay you're too young and you're really stupid okay i don't think this is gonna happen am i the stupidest person in the world is that a world record no no you're just stupid okay you rock stupid maybe when you're older and you're more mature and you're less stupid maybe you could break a world record but for now it's not happening sorry [Music] i guess chef pee pee was right i'll never break a world record wait a minute oh i got an idea mister wait wasting my damn time hey mr bishop please don't leave yet no no you just wasted my entire day trying to break world record no no no i promise i have one more world record i know i can break it you have to give me two minutes you have two minutes no more no less come on come on okay okay mister just stand right here and give me two minutes i'm gonna break the world's biggest record okay you have two minutes okay all the gummy bears okay yes i'm gonna make the coolest thing ever you only have like a minute now and all you're doing is picking up gummy bears well just turn around stop watching fine okay that should do chef pee pee does this all the time and i'm gonna make the coolest thing ever okay mister just 30 more seconds okay you have 30 seconds one mississippi two mississippi or would you prefer one two thirty come on come on hurry up bring up hurry up it's done hey mister it's done all right what'd you do all right check this out no no no no no not loudest oven door slam wait that's not good move it move it out i'm so sorry ouch check this out i made the world's biggest gummy bear whoa kid you made that damn thing yeah i did the world's biggest gummy bear right wow how did you do this i smashed together a bunch of little gummy bears and i made the world's biggest gummy bear i don't really see how that's possible but kid you did it this is a world record i said a world record yeah i set a world record so i'm going to be in the book you're going to be in the book oh really do i get my picture and everything yeah yeah i'll take your picture oh okay take my picture with it okay got it great oh i guess i'm gonna be in the book yeah yeah i'll get you the book real soon oh my god rubbing chef in his face oh man i can finally relax hey chef pee pee what do you want they're trying to relax turn to page 57 57 for what i want you to see something wait is that you yeah i'm in the guinness book of world records you did this you actually cooked this yeah i said it one record i made the world's biggest gummy bear well you must get your cookie skills from me i just smashed a bunch of gummy bears it had nothing to do with you oh wow well you actually did it you proved me wrong junior yeah i set a world record so hold up you're into the deal huh admit you're gay i'm not gay junior [Music]

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Id: 9kmSohqsJT0

Length: 14min 0sec (840 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 19 2021