SML Movie: The Pink Couch!

junior your mac and cheese is ready oh man chef pee pee i love mac and cheese thank you so much yo junior get off of me thank you where do you think you're going with that the couch no junior you're not supposed to eat on the couch why not because you're gonna make a big mess with that cheese i'm not gonna make a mess with the cheese chef peepee look if i see one drop of cheese on the couch you're gonna lick up everything you got me okay fine wait where do you think you're going with the doritos i want doritos too look now you're being greedy junior you're gonna make a mess well you heard what i said oh man i'm so full hey junior can you take out that what is with this mess i thought you were gonna make a mess why did you make a mess it's not that big of a mess chef pee pee it's still a mess all you had to do was eat your stupid food and you just had to make crumbs everywhere junior well you know i'm a messy eater that's why you're not supposed to eat on the couch oh look at you you're the one banging like a maniac making a bigger mess you know a vacuum go get a vacuum no i'm not cleaning it up you eat up every single crumb lick it up right now junior if i lick it up it's gonna taste like couch to be couch flavored yeah tell my dad that you're not getting a vacuum and cleaning it up that's a job oh man i can't wait to watch charlie and frizz it's my favorite show ever charlie and friends was filmed in front of a live audience [Applause] oh hi guys i'm charlie wait is this a pool stick or am i happy to see you look guys i'm gonna show you my pool skills today look i'm a pro at pool and i can get all these balls in the hole in one shot ask your mother did it charlie that's not how you do it that's cheating buzz about the buzzer come quick julia just made a mess on the couch we'll clean it up isn't that your job no bowser look i want you to come in there and tell them not to do it again no i don't want to i'm watching charlie and friends wow bowser i can't believe you you got soft what song yeah remember when you used to punish your child actually be a father now look at you pathetic punish a child i'll show you how to but it's a child i ain't pathetic junior did you make this mess well actually chef pee pee made it a lot worse cause he started head-banging and screaming like he was in a rock band so do i look pathetic to you junior a little bit do i look like i don't know how to punish a child anymore well you used to punish me a lot worse wow really i guess i am losing it you know what uh uh since if you don't clean up this mess uh oh i'm gonna make you stand in the corner ooh all alone in the darkness no friends what you gonna do then for how long uh 10 minutes well dad you could do better than that oh really really i i uh if you don't clean up this mess right now no more video games for a week only a week yeah two weeks two weeks come on dad there's not even good games out right now shut up junior if you don't clear up this mess right now oh i'm gonna take all your toys set them on fire they'll set you up for adoption i mean those two things don't correlate but they're two of those bad things yeah that's awful dad it's horrible yeah does that make me a bad person really bad yeah exactly so clean this up i want to see it spotless i don't want to see a drop on this freaking couch oh i want it to be bright red i want it to look brand new okay junior okay okay i'll clean it up dad i'll clean it up it'll be brand new no i don't think you're gonna clean it up so i'll be back in here in a couple minutes to come spank you oh no i gotta start cleaning oh come on get all the stains out get all the stains out yo what's that dude oh hey joseph i'm trying to clean my couch my dad said there's a single stain on this couch he's gonna growl me so do you know how to get stains out of the couch oh yeah dude i think you just need bleach what bleach what's that oh it's some type of cleaning product that gets stains out wait wait so if i pour bleach on this you think this thing will come out oh yeah dude just go and see if you have something in your kitchen okay let me go see all right joseph i had some bleach all right dude get the pouring okay so i only poured on the stain right oh no no no dude pour it on the entire couch you don't want it to look uneven oh yeah you don't want one part of the couch to look cleaner than the rest of the couch exactly okay we're gonna make this thing look brand new okay so i just pour it everywhere yeah yeah get the pouring dude there we go that's what i've done oh yeah yeah yeah all right joseph i just poured bleach all over the whole couch all right dude let it sit for five minutes and it'll look brand new all right oh oh joseph yeah dude why is the couch pink oh what oh dude you're gonna laugh about this what but they use bleach to clean white clothes what's that mean they use bleach to clean white clothes they make clothes whiter then why do we pour it on a red couch look i knew it was a cleaning product i just didn't know what it was used to clean look i knew they used it on toilets my couch is not a toilet but but look i didn't know that you were going to use it on your couch yesterday you told me to use it on my couch i just knew i was going to clean something okay dude okay look look what do we do now like like like well when my dad sees this he's gonna ground me he wants it to be red dude your dad is so old he probably has alzheimer's she probably thinks the couch is blue oh no no he knows his couch is red and if this couch isn't red by the time he comes back he's going to burn all my toys and put me up for adoption dude being an orphan's not that bad look at me i don't want to be poor okay look okay i'm going to call a doctor wait wait what is his doctor going do well well the couch looks sick right it's pale right uh i guess so yes and you call the doctor when you're pale and sick so i'm gonna call a doctor all right hopefully you could fix it hey there you call a doctor oh i like this nice new pink couch looks very clean anyway why'd you call me well doctor my couch is pink yeah i know i said i liked it so what's up what'd you call my couch is pink uh-huh yeah and that's that's why i like it because it's pink it looks really nice so what's up what'd you call me my couch is pink yeah i know did you just call me over here to brag about your new pink couch i mean that'd be pretty annoying if i invited you over to my house every time i got new furniture and just rubbed in what color it was you know so why did you call me here because my couch is pink oh i think i see what's going on you have brain damage and all you can say is that your couch is pink no i can say other things i'm calling you over because my couch is pink okay i i mean yeah i can see that it's pink i i don't know what else you want from me oh i want my couch to be red well then just go get your red couch back well no no this is the red couch no this is a pink couch no this is my red couch oh okay i think you see what's going on here is it is that you have color blindness and this looks pink to you when it's actually red okay i think i see what's going on no no no no no this is my old red couch what no this is this is a new pink couch i want my red couch back well then just go get your red couch where is it it should be around here somewhere oh no because this is the red couch what no what no no i bought bleach and i poured it on this couch and made it pink oh this is the same cow it's the same kelp okay i see well what did you need i need you to help me turn it red again well i don't really know how to do that it'd be easy to just buy a new red couch well so there's no way to turn this couch back red no i mean you could try die oh joseph he said i should die why would he say that because if i die my dad can't ground me no no no no no not like that like like you should you should try to try to die the couch oh kill the couch actually we should kill the couch if we kill the couch the couch will bleed and then the couch will turn red what no get the knife no no no no no that's not what i mean i mean die with a y die with a y die with a reason why die cause the reason i want to die is because my dad's gonna grab me so i so i have a reason to die no no no haven't you heard like you die something you die something you kill something we should kill my dad if my dad's dead he can't ground me he's a doctor why is he suggesting no no i'm not saying that haven't you ever heard of like you know like die don't you know what die is yeah when you die you never come back no no it's a different kind of die oh like you go to heaven or you go to hell no and we can say hell because the new pixar movie said hell and i guess that's kid friendly oh my god no no no haven't you ever heard of like like hair dye yeah when you shave your head you kill all your hair no oh my god no you're such an idiot oh okay okay i'm confused what you're saying die no i'm saying which what you should do is that you in order to fix this couch is you should diet i should lose weight no oh my god he's confused yeah so i should go on a diet and my couch will go back to being red look i thought your dad had alzheimer's yeah no no d-y-e die he doesn't know how to spell die he must have lost like a spelling bee when he was like in middle school and he's still crying about it it's d-i-e that's how you spell die jesus christ no okay you know what no no there's no way to fix this couch it's stuck like this forever i'm sorry but what if i go on a diet will that make it red no it doesn't matter that's not nothing no you're the one who talked about dying you said we should die someone which means kill my dad you should you said i you said i should die you wanted me to get a knife yeah i don't want any of that i i you know what i'm sorry i can't help you your couch is just going to be so explain die explain what you're talking about i'm saying that this couch needs to be dyed you know how to talk no he doesn't even know how to talk he could have said the couch needs to be dead this couch needs to be dying oh my god your grandma needs to be died [Applause] what an idiot right and you have a doctorate oh my god don't criticize me about my education you little idiot you don't understand what dye is you don't even know how to use the word die in the correct sentence okay kid i i don't know i don't know how i could be any more clear so i can't help you okay no explain what you mean by die i mean like like a dye like you use to die things i used to die used we should use death oh we should fake my death no no no we tell my dad i'm dying we use death to get what i want so i tell my dad i'm dying and doctor you can tell my dad that i'm dying and then my dad won't growl me when he sees the couch like junior you destroyed the couch and you're like well hold on sir your son's dying and he's gonna feel bad and he's gonna buy me more toys you know what sure yeah let's do that because that'd be easier than trying to explain die to you how does he not understand that he's a doctor he deals with death every day he deals with people he doesn't see it every day dude like when he tells parents like oh you can't do it like he doesn't have to tell him that just call your dad okay oh my god dad julian this cat's gonna be spotless trey why is this guy big well doctor tell them your son's dying no not junior not a baby boy he's doing it yeah dad i was cleaning the couch and i started getting lightheaded so i called the doctor and he diagnosed me with tell him doctor he has uh idioted titus means he's so stupid it's killing him not idiot the titus i knew he was dumb but not that dumb doctor well dad the doctor also got diagnosed or something he's sick too oh really yeah he got diagnosed with can't spell three-letter words of titus like he can't even spell the word cat he probably spells it with a k yeah yeah well your son also has another disease he has can't understand basic words that titus dad dad use the word died in a sentence uh your grandma nancy died three years ago yeah but dad would you say uh grandma nancy is about to die no no that's not how i said it okay how about this this couch needs to be dyed who is your english teacher my dad you feel bad for him he just doesn't know what he's talking about okay you know what your son poured bleach all over the couch is that why they got to speak well stick to the plan oh i'm so stupid i can't i don't know things remember dad he also got diagnosed with can't stick to the plan to lie to you and say that i didn't believe the couch and i'm dying titus okay you know what screw you kid dad look i i did bleach the couch but i was trying to get the stain out and i know how to fix it all we have to do is dye it junior this salad is good but how is it supposed to fix the couch i don't know dad the doctor said the only way we can fix the couch is if we go on a diet so i don't know what he's talking about no no it's not what i meant oh he's back dad he must have forgotten how to turn his car on oh that's sad he has forgotten how to turn on my car titus no look i just i just really need you to understand what i'm talking about i need to know what dye means i know what dye means dye means you go to sleep and never come back no no no look diet diet is a thing yes dye is a thing but your shirt is a thing this salad is a thing it's food you eat food to survive yummy no no oh my god die you don't like die like die you're obsessed with dye like you you just want everything to die like what a sad world you live in no i want you to explain to me that how going on a diet and eating salad is going to make my couch go back to red it's not then why would you tell me to go on a diet like am i on the wrong diet don't you go on the keto diet the weight watchers which diet do i need to go on no no when i said diet i meant you should dye it and by it i meant the couch oh we should go on a couch diet we need to eat the couch get the munchies yeah start eating the couch dad you know what no no we're ending this [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 18,384,438

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, the pink couch, pink, couch, bowser junior, junior, friends, bowser, comedy, skit, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, chef, puppet, nintendo, video game, super mario, mario, bowser jr, jr, king koopa

Id: SKR2Hjb28Gs

Length: 13min 40sec (820 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 20 2021