SML Movie: Joseph The Hero!

all right joseph are you ready to watch tv oh yeah dude hey which one of you poor kids wants to make 20 bucks and help me look for something oh me dude me me me i need it i'm so poor i don't have a penny to my name yeah joseph's really poor okay well then he can help me yes wait what are you looking for my airpods i've lost them in the street outside why don't you just buy some new ones because my stupid dumb greedy dad grounded me and now he's only giving me a thousand dollars a day for my allowance and i used to get 50 000 a day but he grounded me because he caught me peeing in the water fountain outside our mansion and i was like well if the statue can do it why can't i do it and he grounded me and now i only get a thousand dollars a day and i've already spent my thousand dollars well why don't you just wait for tomorrow to get your other thousand dollars ew waiting is for poor people ew poor yeah i guess that is kind of poor all right joseph go help him look yeah dude come on joey wait my name's joseph ew it's whatever i tell you your name is okay oh where are my earpods at hey joey have you seen my airpods uh no i don't see him dude well keep looking okay oh where are my airpods i know i'm driving but i need to check my stocks apples made me 10 million dollars today ew poor richard oh joseph you you saved my life wait really how will i ever repay you uh money what's up dude what's up joseph oh nothing much i just saved richard's life i'm a hero he sure is how will i ever repay you oh you know what i want i want money i'm talking fat stash of cash guapo i need that bag i'm trying to run it up like an atm on payday well i don't have any money at least not until tomorrow tomorrow oh wow i guess i shouldn't have saved your life then dude it's not like you were in the middle of the road not paying attention to that car when it was coming well the only thing i have are my air pods you can have those ew air bars what is that worth 200 oh i should have saved jeff bezos life he probably would have gave me an amazon truck or something i guess i'll just try it on and see if they work wow i can't even hear the music these airpods suck you don't even have any ears well i have eyes i could see that car before it was about to flatten you like a pancake do you remember that richard yeah yes that's what i thought was there anything else i can do for you um grapes i want grapes feed me grape richard grapes yes grapes richard did i sh stutter well you did just then it was for the joke richard i wanted you to know what a stutter was okay i'll go see if i can find some grapes thank you idiot well joseph you're being really mean well i could have been way meaner and not saved his life look you know what i'm actually being pretty nice okay all right here's your grapes wow richard are you stupid dumb or stupid those are not grapes those are obviously blue tomatoes blueberries those are blue tomatoes i'm sorry i just don't know the difference oh like how you didn't know the difference between the sidewalk in the road when that car was about to steam roll over you yeah i saved your life richard remember that oh i'm sorry i'll try to do better next time oh yeah you better do better well what else can i get for you hmm how about some sombrero and uh some roller skates yeah why why are you asking why did i ask why you were in the middle of the road richard when i saved your life huh huh no that's what i thought now get my sombrero in roller skates yes sir i'm having fun richard i'm rolling kind of like the car would have rolled over you if i would have saved your life remember that yeah have i paid back my debts uh no record scratch you thought you were gonna pay back your debt by getting me roller skates a sombrero air position some blue tomatoes oh come on respect yourself richard is your life worth that no exactly now go and put on a dress and uh give me a burger king crown i want to feel like a king yes sir are you happy now joseph i'm the king of tacos wait don't call me joseph anymore that was my poor name call me joseph christ as i almost died for the stupid decisions you made okay joseph christ nah call me god since i'm the reason you're living i gave you life well at this point i would have almost rather the car just hit me i mean you can go back in the road i will be there to save your life i am joseph christ well i thought you were gone i could be whatever i want to be you know what i want to be a pharaoh go and make me a pyramid well how about i just go get cash out of my dad's safe even better all right well how much cash do you want uh i don't know uh can you put a price on your life think about that when you're getting the cash hmm okay joseph you need to calm down calm down oh the driver didn't calm down when he had his foot on the pedal you're right hmm what is the code to my dad safe oh yeah it's money six six six three nine i'm only gonna take five thousand dollars he won't notice five thousand dollars here you go joseph here's your five thousand dollars oh man five thousand dollars this is a lot of money i could buy anything i want wait where's your dress i thought i didn't have to wear it anymore since i paid you five thousand dollars well i thought the driver would have saw you in the middle of the road just standing there but no i had to save your life joseph joshua look calm down you got a bunch of money a lot of cool stuff like just leave richard alone he paid you back okay i guess let's let's go spend your money let's go put it in the bank put in the bank no i'm about to blow all of this then let's go leave richard alone okay all right it's time for me to go count the money in my decoy safe my real safe is underneath the house in my bunker it has billions of dollars my decoy safe only has five thousand dollars my safe someone broke into my safe and they stole my five thousand dollars you gotta be kidding me i'm gonna call the police and when they find out who stole my money i'm gonna make sure they get a license they're so done ah did somebody call officer top and by them hey hey someone stole five thousand dollars from my safe oh no looks like somebody broke in this safe and left it wide open i'll blow it open earlier ah oh now you're just begging i don't have to beg hey can you guys please stop and figure out who took the money from my safe like that then what came in your back door i came in the back door earlier hey guys there was five thousand dollars in the safe and now it's not there and i need you to find it let's start looking for some hard evidence ding ding ding i found some hair that ain't my hair i'm all flicked up shaved down you know i like my runway clear ready for takeoff guns focus there was five thousand dollars in the safe no it's not there someone stole it and i need you to figure out who did it oh it looks like there's some hand prints on this shaft look that we got the main comment hey all right we're going to take this evidence and we're going to try to find out who did it hi there young fella we're doing an investigation we're gonna give you a cavity thursday we're gonna search you top and bottom and inside and out hey an investigation for what someone has sold a bunch of daddy's money wait who's his daddy i know who my daddy i is steal any money well we found some hair not from down there it looks like it came from the top of your head we're ted the one we can see hey i wasn't even at my dad's house you don't have any proof well we found some hand prints and not where we like them looks like we have some new hand prints add that to the collection hey oh okay fine i did it is that what you wanted me to say looks like we finally broke them down want me to break you down later um hey all right i'll grab the handcuffs and we didn't have to take him to dinner mr goo man you mean mr goodman i'm mr goo man yes you are hey did you guys figure out who stole my money yes we did hey come in here little richard you don't have a little richard hey richard i can't believe with my own two eyes that my own son would steal from me i'm sorry dad i just had to pay someone with a thousand dollars a day not good enough for you i miss my 50 000 a day well all you had to do was wait three more days and you would have been ungrounded can't believe you now you're gonna go down to 500 a day 500 a day ew poor i don't want to hear it mister now you get to your arcade and you think about what you did okay dad well thank you guys for solving the case this case is closed we're gonna go open another one hey oh i don't know what arcade game to play oh i guess i'll just learn to be patient and wait for my money every day [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 13,612,157

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Id: AcIscvLnUms

Length: 9min 29sec (569 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 15 2020