SML Movie: Jeffy's Santa Freak Out!

Jeffy come look all the presents are under the Christmas tree are all these presents for me they sure are buddy look how many all that um 36 56 was last year I got 57. I want two new peasants but Jeffy these presents are already so big they are listen this is what we'll do when we go out we'll buy you two new presents present can you guys please stop quoting Harry Potter sorry Marvin so you guys got me all these presents yes we did Jeffy so you can win Santa Claus comes he's gonna bring me even more presents of course Jeffy yay best Christmas ever no Jeffy you're 18 years old it's time for you to know Marvin what baby we gotta rip this Band-Aid off it's 18 years old no Marvin stop it what are you guys talking about um what he was saying was that we got a letter from Santa and he told us that you're on the nice list he did can I see the letter um uh when you when you read the letter the words disappear has invisible ink on it well then can I see your piece of paper no the paper blows up after you read it what Danny how does Santa Claus know what I want for Christmas because I never went and told him what I wanted oh Santa knows what you want he can hear what you're thinking he knows when you're sleeping you know the song Why did you know that if I didn't tell him I need you to take me so I can tell Santa Claus for Christmas right now no Santa Claus is busy it's Christmas Eve he's getting his sleigh ready and he's yelling at his elves he has a lot to do today well he's had the most you can take me there right now and I can tell him no no the mall is so packed on Christmas Eve how about you write a letter and say what you want and we'll ship it to him well if I Rhino later it won't get there in time okay how about you just tell us what you want and we'll tell him we have his phone number no I dude take me to them all right now so I could just handle goes what I want for Christmas oh come on Marvin let's just go okay fine we'll go to the mall get in the car hurry up okay Jeffy we made it hey you here for pictures yes we are here for pictures all right just have a seat say cheese no no we want pictures with Santa Claus Santa Claus yeah Santa Claus oh we stopped doing that weeks ago man weeks ago I don't get what are we talking about well it's the day before Christmas man all the Santas are at home with their family you gotta have a Santa Claus around here somewhere sorry man all you have is me in this chair and don't make fun of my costume it's a child's large legs isn't that fun I can dance I just need you to like call up a Santa Claus please there's something you gotta do listen Jeffy really wants to talk to Santa Claus I mean listen man I can listen yeah unless you have money what money yeah if you pay me maybe I can find you a Santa Claus oh all I have is 100 okay yeah that'll that'll work uh let me just call my buddy Tim you guys just go hang out at Cinnabon or something oh Jeffy come on they're getting Santa Claus we have to wait over here okay you better page be good yeah I'm sorry Tim I'm sorry it's so last minute oh sitting on my couch eating potato chips yeah I know I know how much you love your chips I'm sorry it'll be real quick that sounds great just put your beard on get ready okay we're ready for the next kid okay Jeffy there's Santa Claus Santa Claus oh Lord what's your name young man Jeffy Tom your name Oh Come here boy take a seat okay and what do you want for Christmas I have to whisper it to you okay don't don't yell at Santa please Jeffy whisper it okay oh no oh Lord how about how about we just give you a candy cane are you gonna get it for me Santa will do his best I want your beer no Santa's just shaved so he couldn't get his beard in time that's the real said he just what did you do with the real Santa Claus you impossible the real Santa Claus oh what a nightmare Daddy what did they do with the real Santa Claus you always a fake Santa Claus now Santa Claus smell like Pepto Bismol and bad decisions and Jeffy listen look that that Santa Claus was a messenger Santa so all the malls Across America they hire messenger Santas to find out what kids want and then they tell the real Santa right well I want you to call Santa Claus because you said you ain't Santa going his phone number so call him well he's busy Santa Claus isn't real what are you talking about you [ __ ] does that mean Santa Claus he's not real you're 18 years old it's time for you to know how are you gonna break everything in the kitchen we can eat 18 years old he's screaming at me I don't know what to say to him anymore oh come on guys [ __ ] Jimmy [Music] oh let me call someone hey there somebody call an elf yes I need your help because you caused a problem in my life but what did I do well you had that stupid fake Santa Claus at the mall and then when my son pulled his beard off my son freaked out and cried and then I told him Santa wasn't real because I didn't want him to cry anymore well it sounds like it's your fault for telling him Santa's not real no it's your fault for hiring a crappy Santa well I'm sorry I didn't have the real Santa at the mall on Christmas Eve what can you call the real Santa no baby because Santa's not real is way too busy today what well yes Hannah's very busy it's Christmas Eve he has to load up his sleigh and then deliver presence to the Republic of teary body or some [ __ ] that that's where the day first starts I like your Jingle Bell thank you okay so you're telling me that you could actually get a hold of Santa Claus no I'm saying I can't because he's too busy well then you have to find a way to get a hold of me you're an elf you can find a way to talk to him you know I'm not really an elf right I just work at the mall and take pictures listen can you please help me my son's breaking the plate and screaming and crying please get a hold of Santa what do you think we could do well the only thing I can think of is we kidnap the Tooth Fairy what the Tooth Fairy yeah the Tooth Fairy is Santa Claus's daughter not a lot of people know that but she is oh yeah yeah Santa and Mrs Claus had a daughter and they named a tooth so her name was tooth Claws and that was kind of scary especially because she collected teeth and she collected claws like whenever cats got declawed she would collect their claws and give them money but their cats so they didn't need the money so she stopped doing that but anyway they decided tooth claws was too scary so they named her the Tooth Fairy because that's a lot cuter okay so you just created another problem how do we get the Tooth Fairy here no that's easy we just got to put somebody's tooth under a pillow okay well I don't have any teeth me neither oh I got one in my pocket hold on there you go whose tooth is that I don't know some kid why do you have some kid's tooth in your pocket oh well I work at the mall right as an elf so there's a lot of kids around so this one kid ran up to me and he was like elf boy Elf boy and he kept throwing candy canes at me and I was like listen here little [ __ ] if you don't knock it off I'm gonna punch you in the mouth and knock your teeth out and then he stomped on my foot so I popped him in the mouth and knocked his tooth out and he ran away crying and I was like now you're useless and Toothless you little [ __ ] so then I kept the tooth to warn anybody else who wants to mess with me that this used to be in someone's mouth until they met me I'm him I'm Timothy Jimmy John's oh okay so how do we get the Tooth Fairy here oh that's easy where's your comfiest bed just put it under the pillow and I'll take a nap come on okay all right here's the bed okay so let's just take this tooth and then put it under the pillow and I can just tuck myself in do you have any warm milk no okay well I don't know how I'm gonna sleep without any warm milk listen we have to catch the Tooth Fairy okay then hi bro oh I'm asleep I sure am sleeping I could for the tooth get a Marvin only a quarter for that tooth you know what I had to do I had to punch you and now we're gonna kidnap you yeah oh [ __ ] where'd you go I forgot she can poop well she can poop we had to kidnap her yeah hey but look we have a quarter and we still have the tooth so we win she's dumb haha okay how are we gonna get Santa Claus to come here then I don't know let's just go back on the couch Marvin where's the Tooth Fairy we tried kidnapping her but she poofed away yeah but we got one of a quarters though so we robbed the Tooth Fairy yeah we robbed the Tooth Fairy you did what Santa Claus how long you've been standing there long enough how dare you try to kidnap my daughter on the eve of Christmas no no no no we weren't trying to kidnap your daughter we were just trying to uh uh take one of her quarters yeah yeah cause she she has the best quarters like this one's 1972 that that's rare I think you can't like to be I'm Santa Claus all annoying I know when you're sleeping I know when you're awake I know what's even bad or good it'll be good for goodness sake Santa just tried to smash you he did this match he did the sun to smash he did the smash it was a North Pole but he did the smash he came in a Flash nothing it was his idea get him fine go back to the North Pole I I work at JCPenney okay I'm going on excuse me please don't give me work something out oh no you're dead what you're so dead why yeah what does that even mean come here and find out I sucked this candy cane so it was sharp maybe you can use like as a weapon or something holy throw it to me uh you know what maybe I'll just stab myself what did I do I feel so bad I was out of here I'm out of here said are you okay of course I'm not okay I got stabbed in the neck I'll die this should have been you yeah it's really Santa Claus uh yeah and he's dying oh Santa Claus is dying can I get you anything Santa Claus boy yes for my wish for my dying wish I would like some milk and cookies okay it's a cookie Santa Claus yeah I'm a lie it is all things to you how can I ever repay you well there is something I want for Christmas maybe whatever it is done [Applause] this pole smells like a Captain D's hush puppy Jeffy I can't believe you wasted your wish on a stripper well she's a free stripper because I don't have to pay her and daddy guess what there's something wrong with her underwear what's wrong with it or not in my mouth oh my God you're so funny well Jeffy at least you're having a good Christmas who wants a lap dance right here oh Danny I'm gonna need you to leave so she can give me the second part of my Christmas gift I'm out of here well I'm just glad I didn't kill Santa oh man I don't think I could have lived with myself you know and I was really worried that I would become Santa like Tim Allen did in that movie I'm not ready for that kind of responsibility that's a lot of work anyway thanks for watching everybody Merry Christmas I hope you got what you wanted and if you didn't that's that's life that just happened sometimes at least we all have each other yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 5,234,302

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Id: morgvKWtaoo

Length: 11min 25sec (685 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 26 2022