SML Movie: Jeffy's Stealing Problem!

hey Nelly what do you call a nose it's 12 inches long what a foot very funny Jeffy dang can you go in your store [Music] are you saying Rubik's Cube no Aroma Cube Jeffy it's pronounced Rubik's Cube no it's Aroma Cube Marvin you know what he means stop agitating him I want him to say it right Rubik's Cube Rubik Cube I'm not gonna buy it for you unless you say it right it's Aroma Coop go buy me a Rummikub Marvin just go to the store and get it for him okay fine Jeffy I'm gonna go buy you a Rubik's Cube okay there's the Rubik's Cube that Jeffy wanted all right Jeffy here's your Rubik's Cube guys that's not a rumaku that's not what I wanted yes it is Jeffy feed the cube you're just saying it wrong I never said I wanted a Rubik's Cube I want rubicube oh Marvin he said Rubik's cube right wait so you're not saying Rubik's Cube no I want Aroma Cube what the hell is a rumaku you don't know what Rubik Cube is no I'm gonna take you to the store so you can show me great all right Jeffy Show me show me what it is that you wanted right here Daddy Ruma Cube rumacoom I thought you were saying Rubik's Cube wrong why Daddy because I'm slow yes so Jeffy that's what you want right yep do you even know what it is yeah it's the original rumor Coupe brings people together classic okay I get this for you not get anything else okay all right Daddy all right Jeffy let's go more squishy AF dang Ding Dang what Jeffy can I have one of these no I'm already getting you the Rubik whoa whoa choose one Jeffy rumor Cube or whatever that is Ruma Cube all right come on let's go what is that Marvin Ruma Cube you mean there's something actually called rumiku I've never heard of it my entire life see I told you guys I wasn't saying Rubik's Cube Jeffy did you gain some weight he says what I know you ain't talking about my football with your ass Jeffy it does look like you're getting fatter it's called it it's what's causing me to gain weight or maybe I'm pregnant for when you screwed me in the store and said I couldn't get a second toy Jeffy language I'm sorry mother I'm just going through all these hormones as a teenager and it's making me gain weight and I'm a little bit tentative about it Jeffy do you have something in your shirt strong maybe let me see oh yeah birth Jeffy did you steal this from Target no it jumped in my shirt and ran away so you stole it no Daddy you bought me that forever ago baby did we buy this form a long time ago I don't know Marvin he has so many toys and you have a lot of toys too Mommy I heard you playing with Buzz Lightyear and Woody the other day because I kept hearing Buzz Lightyear go okay Jeffy so you promised me you didn't steal this strong maybe Jeffy um no I didn't steal it you bought me that forever ago okay are you ready to play Rummikub honestly Daddy I don't know what Ruma cube is I just heard someone talk about the other day I said I want that and now that I see it I don't want that I'm actually gonna go two on this in my room baby do you want to play rumaku okay Marvin it's so squishy and soft I'll lay on it oh this would be so amazing if I could have my entire bed covered in these oh if I could go back to the store and get enough of them to cover my entire bed that would be so baby daddy we gotta go back to the store so baby how do we play this game I don't know Marvin I just followed the pictures we have to go back to Target right now why we uh we we we don't have Cheerios yes we do downstairs no we don't yes we do come on I'll show you come on look Jeffy there's Cheerios right there that box is empty no it's not check it's barely full no Jeffy there's so many Cheerios in there well those are stale no they're not just eat them Jimmy what are you doing whoops I need to go to Target all right Duffy we'll go get your new Cheerios come on no Jeffy no we're going to the cereal out no toys all right Daddy give me one second hmm what kind of Cheerios does Jeffy like all right Daddy I'm ready to go what kind of Cheers do you like Jeffy oh it doesn't matter I'm ready to go okay I'll just grab these all right all right Jeffy there's your Cheerios go eat them oh I'm not really hungry right now Daddy I'm actually kind of full what Jeffy do you have something under your shirt again no this is my belly I just didn't shaved today oh birth Jeffy did you steal this one Daddy I am not a thief and I'm getting tired of you accusing me of stealing things you bought me this forever ago then why was it under your shirt because I like the way it feels on my nipples there I said it is that what you wanted to hear Daddy my potty mouth it just seems weird that it keeps being under your shirt well leave me be something weird's going on squishy oh this is the wife now if I could just get like one two three fifty more then that would be complete my entire collection on my bed but I can't fit 50 of them underneath my shirt I can only fit one at a time so I have to take a lot more trips back to Target hey Daddy smell my breath oh Jesus Christ Jeffy watch your breath like don't tell anyone Danny but I got a chocolate factory in my pants and just keep producing chocolate yummy you've been eating your own poop Jeffy oh my God you have to go brush your teeth Jeffy why don't we brush my teeth Daddy but I don't have any toothpaste you have toothpastes in the bathroom well I took that toothpaste and I squeezed it all in the toilet why because the toilet smelled bad and I was trying to clean it I wanted it to smell like mints you did not do that Jeffy I did Daddy I'm a stinker oh my God I'm a little chick huh you really poured all the toothpaste in the toilet yeah that or we got a Smurf in our toilets but you might want to call the police if that's the case now we're all out of toothpaste darn looks like we need to go to Target oh come on Jeffy no Jeffy no toys we're only here for toothpaste okay damn me over there in a minute hey you like squishmallows huh yep I see you lifting your shirt up you're trying to rub your weiner on it because uh between me and you it feels pretty good but anyway yeah these things are really popular I mean they sound like hotcakes we just can't keep them on the Shelf yeah okay well you have a good day all right Jeffy here's your toothpaste go brush your teeth all right I'll get right on that Jeffy what is that it's my big rainbow winner no Jeffy it's one of those stuffed animal things don't do that Daddy I might spit Jeffy Jeffy did you steal this from the store no Dave's my package I was born with it I'm a shower not a grower Jeff you keep coming up with new ones where are you getting these from these are mine that I've always had you bought all of these for me forever ago Jeffy go brush your teeth all right Daddy no you gotta grab the toothpaste Jeffy I'll use the toothpaste that's in the toilet hell yeah now we're cooking squish squish squish this is actually gonna take a while Montage time daddy we ran out of toilet paper Target daddy Target [Music] I did it my whole bed's covered in squishmallows [Music] oh man baby I'm so tired I'm sure Marvin you've been to Target like 30 times tonight well Jeffy kept asking for stuff I know Marvin just make a list before you go next time Target guy what are you doing here yeah that's me I'm mad how long were you here for long enough where's your son I need to talk to him he's in his room I think well he's about to be in jail because he's been shoplifting from my target what shop lovely what he shoplift we had an entire aisle of squishmallows and I thought there was something like hotcakes and then I go to look at the sales record and it turns out we haven't sold any at all because your son has been stuffing them in his shirt and walking out the door I knew he was doing that that's why you kept bringing him back to Target what no he was distracting me by asking for single items at a time okay yeah well your son's going to jail oh don't though you don't have to arrest them how about I just pay for them okay yeah that'll be a thousand dollars a thousand dollars for stuffed animals well look man I don't make the trends in the 80s it was beanie babies in the 90s it was Furbies now with squishmallows it's what people want I'm not gonna pay a thousand dollars for stuffed animals well we also accept ducks we accept ducks and we accept goats you can pay in livestock we use the barter system at Target I can pay with live animals yeah if you got live animals you can play with that they actually do that at Target look it up you can actually pay with live animals at Target go ahead I'll give you a second to Google it you idiot why would you actually believe that have you ever seen a duck at Target no where would they even put them come on come on do better I mean think about that that's stupid right if you fell for that subscribe if you didn't fall for it like actually you know what go ahead and do both it's it's January we're starving over here so listen how about we just return them no no no that's that's not gonna work see people do unspeakable things to squishmallows like they they rub their wiener on them not not me like I would I would never do that but like people who have done it say that it feels really good but I wouldn't know because I I haven't I haven't done that so like you can't return them though because nobody wants a wiener mellow okay listen I'm sure Jeffy hasn't done that to him yet so how about we go check them okay we can check them but I'm gonna smell them and if I smell weiner you owe me a thousand dollars okay look at all these squishmallows oh God I'm so mad I mean I knew he stole them but see them all here like this God makes me so mad why is your face look like that cause I'm mad this is my mad face I make what I'm really making Japanese are you we're here Jeffy did you steal all these squish Mellows liar I see them all right here Jeffy we know you stolen why'd you steal them because I wanted them can you smell them and make sure they don't smell like wiener oh yeah no wiener okay no wiener wiener and poo poo when I see the poo poo right here Jeffy did you wipe your butt with this oh why because you felt good on my ass crack Jeffy you're supposed to use toilet paper well this is better than toilet paper have you ever seen those toilet paper commercials they're called Charmin ain't a big bear and he has crusty crumbs on his butthole oh yeah I've seen those those are weird like the Papa Bears get a poopy butthole so the baby bear has to be like hey you idiot you Charmin instead so the papa bear can wipe his butt good it's weird okay so all the other ones don't smell like wiener right no I think they're fine they even got the tags on them so the only one I have to pay for is this one how much is this one it's like 40 bucks or one pigeon I don't have live animals to pay with all right 40 bucks it is though okay so I'll pay you the 40 bucks for this one now I just need to give this on the stern talking to about stealing hey stealing is wrong you know if you steal again we're gonna cut your hand off like they almost did an aladdin you got it yeah that's right all right now load these into my car my wiener is so itchy all right Jeffy let's start loading these in the cards you learned your lesson today um I think so what was it um don't steal and only use these to wipe your butt no [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 11,637,135

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, entertainment, jeffys stealing problem, stealing, brooklyn guy, puppet, puppets, show, laugh, joke, marvin, rose, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, target

Id: PaeAa7ILs3g

Length: 11min 28sec (688 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 26 2023