SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Christmas Problem!

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yeah i'm just gonna lay back watch some tv and enjoy my drink hey pointy can we put up christmas lights tonight please put up christmas lights it's the day before christmas eve putting up christmas lights would be totally pointless at this point we're just gonna take him down in three days but boyney we're the only house in the neighborhood that doesn't have christmas lights that's because we're the only house in the neighborhood that's smart enough not to raise our electric bill it wouldn't raise it that much oh that's easy for you to say because you don't have a job i pay the bills but pointy how will santa claus see our house without christmas lights nobody in this house believes in santa claus what about your daughter oh come on penelope's way too smart to believe in santa claus watch penelope get in here what dad do you believe in santa claus yeah see she doesn't believe wait what you believe in santa claus how old are you you don't know how old i am yeah of course i know how old you are i know how old my own daughter is hold on don't tell me uh when did me and your mom get divorced wait okay what month is your birthday oh my god i hate you oh come on say she doesn't believe in santa claus pointy who's gonna help me put lights up please help me it's not gonna be me because i'm not having a good day i'm tired my shirt has a stain on it and this is my favorite shirt okay i'm not in the mood to do it tonight find somebody what who else that be hello hey production guy mom wants to know if you're coming to our house for christmas hell no boingy who is that on the phone it's just my brother jonathan oh is that your wife tell her that daddy says hi she don't know who it is i'm not telling her that boiny ask him if he's ever hung christmas lights i'm not gonna ask him if he's hung up your wife asked me if i'm hung tell her i'm hung like a horse you jonathan boiny since you won't hang christmas lights for me maybe he will is your wife asking if i can hang her christmas lights i'm on my way jonathan look what you did now i have to see my brother but boyney that's good family time no not with him it's not no no no that can't possibly be him hello cover your eyes you shove your eyes oh shoot your eyes why it's a surprise what is it just stretch me and cover your eyes i'm not coming outside until you give me a hint let's just say santa came a little early this year that doesn't sound good just come on okay okay don't peek don't peek only open your eyes when i tell you to you better not have your wiener out again jonathan that was one time i swear okay open them i don't see anything you have to turn around oh my god jonathan you put lights on our house jonathan you're so amazing thank you jonathan are you here jetbreaking guy you're like screaming my name jonathan you didn't even stick with a theme it's just a mess you've got a manger and you got santa in a speedboat pointy it's the thought that counts he did something nice for me something that you wouldn't do oh you hear a jetbroken guy i please your wife i did something that you can't do i just didn't feel like doing it jonathan jonathan you should come inside oh you're here yeah guy jesus christ jonathan this couch is so comfy do you mind if i stay the night no leave i believe your wife asked me to come inside not the first time asked me to do that jonathan i'm so glad that you came how would you know is your sting oh and she'll embarrass you jonathan just go fine but before i go i'm making my list to santa do you want me to write anything on there for you you're writing a letter to santa claus jonathan you're 30 years old santa isn't real you don't believe in santa no jonathan we have this conversation every year there is no such thing as santa claus but i have proof jonathan the the movie the santa claus with tim allen is not proof well fine i'll leave but before i go i'll make sure that you believe no matter what i do okay great just leave fine nonsense believer all right baby i'm out if you need me you got my number no she doesn't man i'm so glad he's gone did you hear the door close i'm gonna go make sure he left what he left my door open well at least he left i need to get a restraining order on him jonathan what are you doing in my tree i i just lost in the way out no you did it get out of here you're fine go go get get out of my house i'm gonna make him believe in santa jesus christ did you see that see that's why he's not allowed over here he's annoying but pointy he's so nice though nice you think him making inappropriate jokes every two seconds is nice boyney he's your brother you love him no no i don't love him i don't even believe he's related to me he doesn't look like me i'm just really stressed out and i want to go to bed pointy you should go say goodnight to your daughter she doesn't like me of course she does pointy you're her father you only get to see her one night the whole year go spend time with her tell her you love her and that she means a lot to you and you work really hard to take care of her yeah yeah you know what karen you're right i do work hard i'm gonna go upstairs and tell her how much i love her okay i'm just gonna go in there and talk to my daughter yeah i'm gonna be like hey penelope ah now i gotta give her like a cute nickname like i'm a cool dad like like hey penny no i don't like that um hey hey lopey hopey that's a fat name i'm just gonna wing it hey there beanie weenie beanie weenie what the hell does that mean no i've never called her that my entire life that doesn't even make sense okay listen penelope i'm i'm not really good at this whole talking thing or even really being a dad for that matter i mean you were an accident i mean not like a bad accident like a like a good accident like like when you get rear-ended and then the person hits you really hard and you think that your car is going to be totaled but then you get out and look at it and it's really not that bad it's just a little dent in the back and you can probably buff it out you know it's that's like you and then you you learn to love the dent because it's it's your dent you know it's what makes that car your car it's it's just a little dent in your car that helps you tell it apart from other cars that's that's you you're my dent you know like when i'm in the walmart parking lot there's two cars right next to each other look identical i know which one's mine because it's the one with the big dent in the back and and that's you you're my nice little den it could be a nickname denty that that kind of sucks listen penelope i what i'm trying to say is i love you and i i probably shouldn't i'm probably not around as much as i should be and it's because i'm working you know i want to take care of you i mean what would you rather would you rather that i was around all the time and we'd be poor or i'm not around as much because i'm working and we'd be not as poor but i mean i can still afford to buy you things like like fortnight and those nice headphones you have that you you can't hear me can you you're not even listening penelope penelope what what dad what are you doing here i just i wanted to i i i don't i don't know so boingy what did she say oh she said she loves me so much and i'm the best dad ever oh that's so sweet party yeah so boy needy wanna fool around no there's been plenty of fooling around already tonight come on boingy get me some sugar no i'm not the moo your brother john it that would give me attention oh oh i'm sorry so you want me to be like jonathan huh well jonathan pees the bed do you want me to pee the bed okay i'll be the bed no that's not what i meant no it's too late i'll be in the bed boy you better not i just cleaned your sheets i'm joking i don't even have to go okay so i'm gonna break into his house leave a bunch of presents and the broken guy is gonna have to believe is real now to get this door open and just nice roasting on an open fire jack frost sniffing us your nose we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year yeah once broken guy sees all these prisons he's gonna have to believe in santa well it's time to get out of here no one of the ornaments fell santa would not let that happen time to put it back wow it's really high up there silent night holy night oh i hope broken guy didn't hear that i tried to pick up this tree so he doesn't notice picking up your christmas tree because i dropped it on the ground brooklyn guy would be so mad at me if he found out i wasn't santa claus okay what was that noise what if it's a robber party i'm gonna go check it out what the hell is going on what ah you can't guy somebody get this damn tree off me so brooklyn guy do you believe in santa claus now jonathan what are you doing in my house i'm not jonathan i'm santa claus santa claus oh hey baby lucky for you this santa comes more than once a year what jonathan get out of here it's not before i get my milk and cookies don't you dare touch my damn milk and cookies porsche milk milk chocolate chip cookies in my sami day so yummy hope guys doesn't kill me what's all that noise santa what are you doing here you came early not again jonathan i'm gonna kill you dad santa's here that's not santa claus that's that that's uh that that's uh that's saint nicholas is who that is that's his full name oh my god dad you're always so technical santa's here your father called me and asked me to come over and see what you wanted for christmas oh my god dad you know santa yeah yeah we're we're real tight we're like brothers yeah wish your type your dad said i could even eat all of his cookies and i don't know about that i think i said you could have one or two no you definitely said every single one dad oh my god this is the coolest thing ever you're the coolest dad ever but really okay well you better get to bed because me and santa need to talk oh okay okay jonathan that was a very nice thing you did so i'm not gonna call the police but you are the police i know i know but i'm not gonna press charges for all the destruction you did in my living room and for breaking into my house that was not me jonathan just get out of my house okay okay i'm just gonna take these and be on my way no no no you leave the cookies oh come on with your christmas spirit what a ridiculous night but that was so nice of jonathan oh yeah it was really nice how he broke into our house destroyed our christmas tree and ate all our cookies very nice oh but he made penelope so happy you know whatever uh good night point a good night cameron oh boingy karen i told you i'm not in the mood then what are you poking me with that's my candy cane jonathan what the hell are you doing in here get out of here [Music] you
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Channel: SML
Views: 7,581,509
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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, brooklyn guy, puppet, puppet show, puppets, show, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, logan, laugh, joke, adventure, christmas, christmas eve, merry christmas, problem, jonathan, hilarious, fun, christmas lights, junior, joseph, cody, entertainment
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Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)
Published: Thu Dec 23 2021
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