SML Movie: Jeffy's Homework!

marvin can we please have a star wars movie marathon where we watch all 11 movies there's 11 star wars movies yeah marvin you have to start with phantom menace attack of the clones revenge of the sith solo rogue one a new hope empire strikes back return of the jedi force awakens last jedi rise of skywalker okay fine we can try to watch all those movies but i can't guarantee i'll stay awake during all of them yes yeah stop it jeffy yeah stop it we're trying to watch a movie yeah stop it knock it off i wonder what's gonna happen next i can tell you what's gonna happen next we've seen this movie like 50 times i can tell you what's gonna happen the darth vader guy is like the dad or something yeah yeah yeah don't you dare do the diaper thing i don't want to see you stop it jeffy that is it you are grounded why because we're trying to watch a movie come on because we want to watch it whoa because we we can do that why stop it why who's at the door okay i ain't you this dorm jeffy ain't you in the door no jeffy can't answer the door just stay here and keep being on your cat piano hello hello sir is your name marvin uh yeah why well my name is mr goodman and i'm the superintendent of your local school district and i was coming by to congratulate you on the adoption of your new son jeff no no no i did not adopt jeffy he's just staying here until we find his parents the cops are looking for him but are you his legal guardian no i'm not no he just lives here and i watch over him until they find his parents so legal guardian and by law since you are a jeffy's legal guardian you're responsible that jeffy knows every single subject on this piece of paper and i'll be coming by tomorrow to test him on it well what if i refuse to teach him all that stuff well if you refuse to teach him all this stuff and he fails the exam then you go to jail go to jail i don't want to do all that well tough here i'll be back tomorrow what's that for marvin i want you to shoot me in the head what why because this guy showed up at the door and said i have to homeschool jeffy or i'm gonna go to jail and he says we have to teach him all this stuff his abcs count to ten math english art color and at least one sport well what's so hard about that yeah yeah meow meow meow oh just shoot me in the head it'll be easier marvin it'll be fine let's start with the abcs jeffy are you ready to learn your abcs i know my annual motion my favorite animal your carrot oh just shoot me a bed please marvin it'll be fine come on jeffy let's learn your abcs all right jeffy are you ready to learn your abcs amy shane yes jeffy you have to learn your abcs by tomorrow or daddy goes to jail why because god hates me oh all right jeffy a is for apple oh very good jeffy a is for apple b jeffy are you okay scary bear on your corn jeffy it's not a real it's not a real bear it's on the card no i put it away okay okay c is for cupcake go good very good jeffy see us we're coming this might be easy it's a dog jeffy dogs aren't scared put it away that's an elephant what a fish what that's a goose a horse come on no more cards just get the white board and just ride out the alphabet maybe that won't scare them okay okay you're being ridiculous jeffy all right jeffy you're gonna learn your abcs using this white board instead of the animal cards why not the animal calls no you did it you screamed every time you saw an animal all right baby you can teach them okay jeffy repeat after me a a b b c c d d e e that's gonna take forever how about we sing the abc song hey jeffy you want to learn a song i like josh listen to this abc song that'll teach you the abcs a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y yes y and z see now you know your abcs right yeah okay wait can you say your abc's on your own yeah i'm in jail okay okay baby get rid of the board i don't want them cheating okay jeffy say your abcs okay g-y-h-w-v s u-t-s-r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a jeffy you just said your abc's backwards that's incredible that that's more impressive than saying your abc's just normally how did you do that okay i'm gonna count that as he knows abc's because that's really impressive to say it backwards so now we have to teach them how to count a 10. that's easy uh go get the cue cards for the one to ten okay okay now jeffy you're gonna learn to count all right jeffy are you ready to learn your numbers numbers yes jeffy all you have to do is learn how to count to ten one two three four five six seven eight nine ten see how easy that was one look just read the card try this one jeffy train i won what no jeffy that's not the letter i that's the number one look there's one train that's the number one and that's the number one spelled out try again train one one yes jeffy but you don't have to say everything on the car you can just say the number try this one jeffy trunk trunk two two you could have just said two you don't have to say everything else just say the number duck duck duck goose three three just say the number jeffy funk flog flog flong44 he's doing so well marvin but he doesn't have to say literally what's on the card you just have to say the number i know but he's doing really well here jeffy try this one yeah yeah meow meow meow by five good job jeffy no more cat piano put that away you have to pay attention oh all right jeffy try this one next flower flower flower flower flower flower shake jeffy just say the number balloon balloon balloon balloon balloon balloon balloon shaving jamming jeffy you don't have to read everything just just the number please crayon crayon crayon crayon crayon crayon crayon crayon eight eight jeffy just the number ooh try this one cheesecake cupcake cupcake cupcake cupcake cupcake cupcake cupcake cupcake9 last one tractor tractor tractor tractor tractor tractor tractor tractor tractor tractor 10 10. all right we're done we're done no more no more marvin i think he could do one more no i don't want your no no we're done okay one more here you go bunny rabbit bunny rabbit bunny rabbit bunny rabbit bunny rabbit bunny rabbit bunny rabbit bunny rabbit strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry oh please kill me strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberries strawberry strawberry 50 50. okay we're done was that the last one yeah i think it was marvin oh no more hell oh okay okay all right jeffy now that you learn to count to 50 count to 10. that's your alphabets i know somewhere in that stupid head you know how to count the 10. the lights are on no one's home but the security cameras at least picked up some of it okay so let's move on to the next thing okay let's move on to math and english he doesn't need to learn english because he already speaks english every day so we just have to go on to math math yes math let's go learn some math yeah all right jeffy now it's time to learn math and we're gonna start with addition and i know math is really hard it's gonna be really tricky but i promise if you just pay attention you'll get it all right baby get the first card okay jeffy here you go all right jeffy what is two plus two um 74. what how'd you get 74. i pulled it out of my ass jeffy where did you hear such language danny taught me marvin don't say marvin like on his dad i didn't teach him that look jeffy i really need you to try what is two plus two baby two what do you mean baby two well you got a mommy two and a daddy two and they love each other very much and they had a baby too i would understand you if you thought those two twos had a baby it would be two but but numbers don't have genders jeffy so they can't have babies so look two plus two equals four how does it equal four the four looks nothing like the two unless the two two is adopted in a four or if this two is cheating on this two with a four and then maybe that would be three jeffy look numbers cannot cheat on each other numbers can't get married numbers can't have babies the answer is four two plus two is four let's move on to a different card here you go all right jeffy what is zero plus zero two what how is it two because they don't love each other on that card jeffy no no no no listen listen why is two plus two baby two but zero plus zero is it baby zero because actually in this weird world that you live in if zero plus zero equals baby zero that would actually be the right answer because zero plus zero is zero okay i'm so confused because you're telling me zero point zero equals zero but two plus two doesn't equal baby two i don't understand okay zero plus zero equals zero but two plus two equals four daddy i am so confused i guess next you're going to tell me that 8 plus 8 equals 16 or something that's right it does equal 16. daddy you're talking crazy i don't understand any of this oh go go have all this help with this okay just explain this to me how come two plus two equals baby two but zero plus zero equals two because they love each other on this card but they don't love each other on that card how can you tell the zeros don't love each other because there's not a heart on that card there's no heart on this card well dang if you take this two and flip it around and put it next to this two it'll be a heart with a line underneath it he's a genius he's actually making sense he's a cheese all right we're done with addition let's move on to subtraction maybe you're better with taking things away all right jeffy now we're going to learn subtraction subtraction is when you take things away like how you're taking years off my life with all this stress okay all right baby get the first card all right jeffy here it is all right jeffy what is eight minus four eight what how's it eight well because you have an eight up here and you take away your four so the eight is left so the answer is eight oh i see the confusion yeah i understand how that makes sense that if you take away the four would be eight but no the answer's four how is it four the four's already taking off the card right there so all that's left is the eighth well no jeffy could look like two fours making eight we're not talking about two fours we already have one four right here and it's already subtracted so the answer is eight he has a point marvin i understand he has a point but eight minus four is four because it takes two fours to make an eight you remove one of the four is eight stop bringing up two fours it's bad enough we got one right here and that one's already taken off so stop bringing up the four the four's gone so eight is left the answer is four eight minus four is four it's not eight you have a four right here you take the four off the card so what's left eight eight exactly am i wrong yes how because eight minus four is four no it's not the four is gone you don't have another four to add to it stop bringing up the four you have a four it's gone you subtracted four it's gone a is yes you guess eight is left but no it's it's fuller jeffy eight minus four is four screwed his helmet screwed his pencil screw this diaper screw einstein and screw newton the answer is eight you take the four off the card and answer that okay give me five right the answer a minus four is eight you got your weight you know what you're right the science is wrong all the scientists are wrong all those people are wrong for years and years and years everyone's been wrong eight minus four is eight okay that is the official answer okay yep all right let's move on he knows math he's a genius at math he's a math genius so let's move on to art or something marvin we need to go over english with him we don't have to go over english you just heard him yell at us in perfect english right marvin we're working on english next oh he just all right jeffy now you're gonna learn english and i know you already know how to speak english because you've been yelling at me all day in english but now you're gonna learn phonics how to pronounce your words better all right bring me the card all right jeffy say frog flog no see jeffy you're saying it wrong you're saying fog you gotta say frog flog no there's no w you're saying flog you gotta say frog for rog for wonga for wanga no that's not that's not you say frog well you know what i'm saying forewalker frog you say frog frog there's no w you're saying forward if you know what i'm saying why make me change it draw me a picture of warm change for wonga frog okay let's try another one okay whatever get another one all right say giraffe g giraffe no it's not gina rath it's giraffe g raph there's no d where's the d show me the d that's what she said where's the d it's giraffe g da raph no it's giraffe g da raph stop saying g to rap it's giraffe that's how i say it giraffe okay fine whatever just put it down you know you got that one whatever oh you'll like this one jeffy why why no it's yo-yo why why no no no no don't read the top read the bottom yo yo why why no jeffy say yo yo why why no act like a cool gangster yo yo why why marvin don't teach him that oh okay you know what fine you know you already know english i told you he knows english he's a genius let's move on to the next thing here we go uh we got um uh art and coloring he loves the color he loves good at that yeah let's go call him with some crayons uh-oh look what we got here we got that next picasso look at him go a card a bug yes you did and what's that did you stay inside the lines yay jeffy yeah jeffy did a good boy yeah jeffy did a good voice so we can knock off coloring off that so all we have to do is teach him at least one sport that's it hmm what about baseball no no no baseball is too dangerous how about t-ball t-balls yeah t-ball is really easy and no one will get hurt i like game ball i i know you will you love t-ball let's go learn t-ball all right jeffy this is t-ball it's literally the easiest sport in the world anybody can play it see unlike baseball where someone throws the ball at you really fast this ball is just sitting on a tee and no one's moving it so all you have to do is hit this ball with your bat team ball yeah yeah just hit this ball with that bat go close jeffy jeffy get him a bigger bat okay i think if you have a bigger bat it might be easier if you'd hit the ball here you go jeffy careful there slugger that's a big bat now try to hit the ball you gotta hit the ball jeffy you hit it the wrong way you gotta hit that way all right jeffy hit the ball oh marvin i'm so sorry has the swelling gone down at all the doctor said my brain might hemorrhage and you know what that would be just fine i'll get it i'll get it no no let's let the injured guy go answer the door the guy the guy you know who got hit in the face with the baseball bat hello hey marvin what the hell happened to you t-ball i didn't know t-ball was a contact sport it's not huh well anyway i'm here to administer jeffy knock it off good boy anyway i'm here to administer jeffy's exam well he's gonna fail it anyway so come inside well baby these are the last few minutes we get to spend together before i go to jail do you think he's going to pass marvin no no i don't i don't think he's going to pass at all i don't think there's any chance he's going to pass he looks like he's concentrating over there oh he's concentrating well in that marvin case it nope he did this while we were watching the movie marvin you know better than that nope he does this all the time okay fine he just does that all the time marvin uh yes your son has finished testing now oh man can you give me a few minutes to say goodbye to my girlfriend i know i'm going to jail well i would like to say that your son passed with flying colors he did i would like to say that but unfortunately over 90 of his exam was wrong oh i'm going to jail would you mind explaining this to me oh not this again yeah eight minus four what is it marvin it's four no it's not it's eight you see because you have an eight up here minus the four you take the four off the paper what is it eight eight eight is left so look jeffy taught me this earlier eight minus whatever number you have down here is always eight so if you're subtracting something from the bigger number up top it's always gonna be that bigger number down below and we're gonna give him an honorary harvard degree absolutely and we're going to be calling it jeffy's law of subtraction what if it doesn't make any sense 8 minus 4 is 4. no it's not you have 8 up here take the 4 off the paper what's left eight eight exactly it is just like that with any other equation but earlier it was eight minus four was four i don't care what it was earlier now it's eight minus four equals eight you take the four off the paper always you always take the number that you're subtracting off the paper and it's going to be the bigger number that doesn't make any that's stupid i don't care if it's stupid or not we're calling it jeffy's law of subtraction and we're giving your son your genius son a honorary harvard degree can you can you do me a favor can can you shoot me in the head with this gun [Music] sure [Music]

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Length: 18min 17sec (1097 seconds)

Published: Sat May 08 2021