SML Movie: The Cookie Jar!

[Music] oh i hate the night shift [Music] access denied access granted [Music] man getting too old for this all right susan i'm here what do you get for me a bunch of cookies missing from the cookie jar sir hmm how many cookies approximately 30. damn somebody must add a sweet tooth did god see anything he was found tranquilized at the south entrance would you like to speak with him nah he'll be no good till tomorrow morning what about fingerprints he was wearing gloves a professional these cameras work they are just for show sir of course they are nothing's ever that easy all right what about milk was there any excessive milk buying in the area the usual milk sales in the area sir okay what about the usual suspects what's the cookie monster been up to cookie monsters in paris france huh what about the pillsbury doughboy honeymooning in fiji oh i didn't know he got married good for him i guess now we have to call him the pillsbury married man permission to laugh sir granted okay what about the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man i don't know about the muffin man the one who lives on drury lane oh no he only likes muffins sir not cookies that you know of all right sir the cookie jar is in there but forensic says no one's allowed in there i didn't get to where i am today by being a coward i'm going in did you find anything in there sir no the jaw's clean we did have one casualty show me the body it's quite gruesome sir i've seen a lot of things in this line of work i can take it one time i even saw my ex-wife come out of the shower that was gross all right here it is sir jesus christ this is the most brutal murder i've ever seen took a bite out of him like a wild animal jeffrey dahmer would be jealous it is truly shocking chocolate chip more like chocolate chip any witnesses we do have one but he ain't talking take me to him all right sir here he is huh he looks pretty shaken up i don't blame him he's been through a lot excuse me sir i know you've just been through a very traumatic experience but i need your help who did this to you he's still in shock that's okay take him to the hospital he's had a rough day oh sir forensics just turned in this piece of evidence and bingo was his name-o ah marvin i'm so tired i just want to lay down relax and watch a movie yeah me too what jeffy what are you doing i'm just trying to get my ducks in a row balloon tits what well daddy you know how after he joked the drums go balloon tips no they go badoons balloon tips jeffy stop saying that let's just get rid of all the ducks but daddy each one of my duckies has a joke well we don't have time for that that's a lot of ducks and a lot of jokes well i better get started no oh marvin come on i want to hear the ducky jokes just make it quick jeffy all right daddy why did this ducky get arrested why he got caught selling quack balloon tips shitty stuff that's the inappropriate joke daddy why did this ducky cross the road why to get to his quad dealer which was this ducky balloon test jeffy stop saying that after every joke daddy what did this ducky say to his quack dealer i don't want to know put it on my bill balloon tits are you laughing at the joke or the the ending part yes all right daddy what does this ducky wipe when you go to the bathroom what his butt quack balloon tips it was funny until you said that at the end daddy what is this ducky's favorite ballet what is it the nut quacker balloon tits okay we're done with the jokes we know that why couldn't the ducky sleep why because his parents were ducking all night replace the d with an f that isn't jeffy that's the last joke we're done here balloon tip no okay where do ducks go when they're sick i don't want to know the doctor okay that's a clean joke balloon tits hey until you say it like that what do ducks carry their school supplies in what they're bat quack balloon tits these are clean jokes until they get bad all right this is the last one what do you call a duck that breaks into other people's houses what a robber ducky okay balloon tits that was my favorite he said below tits oh there's someone at the door just just clean up these duckies jeffy i want to hear the ducky jokes again all right mommy why did this ducky get arrested why he got caught shell and quack balloon tip oh hello don't hello me what the cops what are you doing here is your son home wait what is that this nerf bullet was used in the most brutal crime of this generation wait what crime somebody stole cookies from the cookie jar the cookie jar the cookie jar no no no that's impossible they said the cookie jar is the most protected cookie jar in the world it's like guarded by a guard and a steel door yeah well someone did it anyway and this is the only clue i've got what makes you think my son did it because your son is a kid and kids play with nerf guns and if he's a kid then he must have a nerf gun and this bullet goes to a nerf gun so this might be the bullet for your kid's nerf gun no no i promised my son wouldn't do that yeah i'd cover for my son too if he did such a heinous crime no no no my son's been upstairs rearranging his ducks i don't know what kind of weird sick lingo that is but i'm coming in and i'm talking to a robber ducky balloon tits i need to talk to you marvin why are the cops here he thinks jeffy did a crime what jeffy you wouldn't i did it oh yeah recognize this no all right well how about now no i thought you'd only recognize it if it was going inside of an officer's face like you did at the cookie vault i didn't do that oh yeah you got a nerf gun of course i do i gotta stay strapped in case someone wants to run up on the quack dealer let me see that uh yeah the bullet wouldn't fit okay he's clean i told you my son wouldn't do this ah man the trail's going cold you wouldn't happen to know anyone who likes cookies would you cookie monster no i already checked that he's clean he's in france well we have a chef downstairs that sometimes bakes cookies a chef who sometimes bakes cookies what if he decided he didn't want to bake cookies anymore what if he thought his cookies didn't taste good enough so he decided to steal the cookies from the cookie jar that bastard i love eating chocolate chill cookies with my creamy nut milk no homo you son of a biscuit-eating bulldog what the french toast what are you doing here oh you know why i'm here you know what you did admit it i didn't do anything what are you talking about oh you know exactly what you did and i want to hear you say it i didn't do anything oh yes you did you have guilty written all over your face oh my god he knows all right i'm sorry i'm sorry look i clogged the toilet i had to use the bathroom i had to poop and i ate a lot of cheese look the roll fell in the toilet i tried to flush it i'm sorry what no no no no you you stole the cookies from the cookie jar what no not these cookies i got these for just ahoy oh damn you chips ahoy the trail's gone cold again you wouldn't happen to know anyone else who likes cookies would you yeah this annoying stupid brat named junior who's junior oh he's just a stupid bride that eats cookies and leaves crumbs in his room eat him in his room why would he eat cookies in his room unless he didn't want people seeing him eat the cookies but why wouldn't he want him seen meat in the cookies unless the cookies were stolen that bastard oh man i love eating cookies in chef pee pee's bed you thought you could get away didn't you kid what are you talking about oh don't try to make excuses i caught you cookie-handed no no well i don't understand what's going on oh come on kid don't play dumb we could do this the easy way or the hard way and they're both pretty similar to be honest well i'm just eating cookies in chef's bed why are you eating cookies in bed because it's chef's bed and i like it when he yells at me and goes junior why'd you eat cookies in my bed and i gotta lay on crumbs okay nice try but where'd you get the cookies um chips ahoy look under the covers you you're wearing pants right yeah okay oh damn you chips ahoy ah trail's going cold again you wouldn't happen to know anybody else who also likes cookies would you i mean i like cookies but i didn't do whatever you think i did um nope i don't know anyone all right well i guess the trail's going cold well guy i guess this is just one case you're not gonna solve let's get out of here wait a minute i feel like the ants is right under my nose or in my ass poobie how could you i'm sorry guy you know i like cookies but but why didn't you just go to the store and buy some chips ahoy yourself come on guy you know the best type of cookies or stolen cookies you know i'm gonna have to turn you in for this or you could share the cookies i could lose my job for this but okay let's eat those damn cookies let's get some milk [Music] you

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, laugh, the cookie jar, cookie jar, cookie, stolen cookie, who stole the cookie, puppet, puppets, hilarious, joke, superluigilogan, superbowserlogan, sll, sbl, logan, lance, lovell, chef, duck, ducky, duck jokes, entertainment, show, friends, brooklyn guy, detective

Id: -S3KmpUYGrY

Length: 9min 53sec (593 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 11 2021