SML Movie: Jeffy's Drivers License [REUPLOADED]

[Music] jeffy where are you activate school starts at five minutes if you're late again they're gonna kick you out of school hey daughter jeffy what are you doing on the ceiling fan jeffy hiding so i don't have to go to school well you're going to school jeffy get down right now why because i said so what you're gonna be late to school jeffy they're gonna kick you out oh you're coming down you're coming down uh daddy what doing well jeffy you don't want to get down so i'm gonna make you get down all right jeffy enough games come on you're going to school but i hate school daddy i don't care come on you're going to school but daddy i need my pencil i can't go to school without my pencil all right i'll get your stupid pencil jeffy all right jeffy here's your pizza put it back in your nose all right you are absolutely ridiculous jeffy you're going to be late for school and they're going to kick you out you don't care about that nope not gonna speed hold on jeffy jeffy please tell me i hit a squirrel um well if i squirrels bright red and catch lamborghini on it give me your [ __ ] driver's license my driver's license why because you don't know how to [ __ ] drive well i'm sorry i was in a rush i was taking my son to school taking your skit you need to go to school driving school because you don't know how to [ __ ] drive i'm sorry i was in a rush i'm really sorry i what am i gonna do with it i'm sorry mario i'm sorry doesn't fix my [ __ ] lamborghini you give me your driver's license and your insurance because my neck hurts ah ah [ __ ] oh i can't move i'm paralyzed what is this mario my driver's license wrong it's my driver's license now and i'm having a hard time figuring out what i want to do with it i thought about cutting it up but that would be too simple i also thought about lighting it on fire but then again that would be too simple so you know what i'm gonna do with it mario oh what i'm gonna go to nasa and i'm gonna buy a rocket ship for three billion dollars and i'm gonna go to the very tippity top top of that rocket ship and i'm gonna duct tape your driver's license to the tip then i'm gonna personally hit that launch button and blast that [ __ ] right into the middle of the goddamn sun and i won't sleep a second mario until i have a direct [ __ ] hit in the middle of the goddamn sun oh but you you can't do that yes i can well what if i call the cops i already did hey there i heard you backed your car into this billionaire's lamborghini uh yes i did officer and he's trying to take my driver's license tell him he can't do that no no he can't yes i can oh yes he can well you can't do that uh mr benjamin franklin here says i can isn't that right mr franklin do whatever you want see money talks well i'm just gonna get a new driver's license uh yeah i guess you could do that no he can't no you cannot mr franklin's friend here mr jackson says you can well you can't accept money in bribes uh yes i can mario you know why what am i wha i don't know i'm a crooked cop i love money well how am i supposed to get around and take my son to squat i have to be able to drive to get food what am i gonna do mario i don't give two shits i took two shits this morning in my louis vuitton gold toilet now i don't have any more shits to get now if you excuse me i have to tape this [ __ ] to the tip of a rocket ship oh oh come on officer you can't take my license the way i need it look man the best i can do is give you your license back in 30 days and you gotta be hush about it okay oh okay what am i gonna do for 30 days don't you have any friends that could drive you around what about your son he's 14. well okay look i'm a cop all right i can do whatever i want oh oh like last night i walked into my apartment and there was a random guy there so i got scared and i shot him and then it turns out it wasn't even my apartment oops silly me now anybody else had done that they would have gone to jail but me i get off scot-free okay so what were you trying to offer me uh oh yeah i could give your son a driver's license test and give him his driver's license if he passes and then he could drive you around for 30 days and then i could take away his license give you yours back um okay but here's the problem i don't even trust my son eating with a fork so i'm gonna trust him with a car okay look man i'm trying to help you out you want it or not okay fine but you you better make sure that jeffy does the test right and he's a safe driver all right fine let's do it okay jeffy are you ready to take your driving test yeah all right jeffy be really careful okay just be really careful take it nice and slow hey hey i don't want you being a distraction you get back there and you shut your trap okay okay jeffy now what's the first thing you do when you get in the car um honk the horn no why would you honk the horn don't let the hose know i'm coming what hose no what's the next thing you do when you get in the car um make sure there's a balloon for my pp in a glove compartment what no i i mean in the car the next thing what do you do um all right no how about you push that button over there and you start the car fine so we can go why so we can take the test why you don't want to take the damn test all right i'll press a button good what's going on calm down you just turned it on which which is something i could never do for my ex-wife okay what's the next thing you do um oh no how about you check your mirrors and buckle your seatbelt so we can be safe just buckle your seatbelt i don't want to buckle my sheet belt i i guess you're wearing a helmet so i guess you'll be fine just okay so for our first test you're going to drive up to those cones up there and you're going to stop before you hit them all right do not hit the cones don't hate the cones that's right do not hit the cones just just pretend i'm my ex-wife boom yeah take that you [ __ ] jeffy hit the cones uh yeah and he passed i i told him the cones were my ex-wives you know what to do it was a trick question all right jeffy park over there for our next test okay okay jeffy so for our next test we're gonna do a police simulation test where i'm going to pretend that i pull you over for speeding and then you just act like you would during a normal routine traffic stop okay all right all right oh [ __ ] damn it it's okay jeffy just keep your cool just keep your cool all the way come on what's wrong with you you know how to follow directions boy all right do you know why i pulled you over no well it seems like you were going a little fast back there what's your hurry oh i smelled bacon so i had to speed up oh you got quite a mouth on you don't you boy all right let me see your license of registration i don't have a license oh you don't have a license all right step out of the car for me officer you know he doesn't have a license hey i'm not talking to you all right you step out of the car come on get your hands off me you stupid pig i didn't do nothing all right you got any mary j on you huh you're packing the only thing i'm packing is two-inch pee-pee oh yeah they're gonna love that in prison all right i gotta do a cavity search make sure you don't have anything hidden up your butt oh you're gonna find something cause i've been constipated for two weeks all right officer obviously look you don't have to do that it's just a test come on hey you wanna hand up your butt too what no sir but look come on let's cut with the test he passed right all right yeah i guess he he acted like most drivers do whatever next test all right all right jeffy so our next test is the designated driver test i'm gonna pretend that i'm extremely drunk and then whatever you do you have to not give me the car keys okay do not give me those keys no matter what i do or what i say you got it okay all right now let's switch seats hey hey i i i i i'm [ __ ] up i i had two two three three three beers and i i i can't wait where are those keys oh no hey hey well you you you you give me keys give me keys hey you you you see you see me i i'm a policeman yeah you do what i say i said give me keys give me oh wait where is that drink that that is a tasty beverage uh what is that sprite oh no huh how i'm talking to you is that sprite i i i oh god i i need those keys man i i i i i gotta pick up my kids from work they're gonna get fired if i don't they're gonna get fired [Music] fired oh here's your king ah [ __ ] you i got the keys now all right all right let's do this oh yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh yeah all right all right uh yeah you weren't supposed to give me the keys but you passed i i got to hit my wife so you passed though how did you get you gave you the key you were drunk well look it's fine okay i still got the hit debbers it's no big deal okay so just take next test all right jeffy you see those scones up there yeah they're separated just like me and my wife now i want you to imagine that you're in traffic and it's an emergency and you gotta go really fast but there's a lot of traffic in the way so you gotta weave in and out of the cars right i want you to do that with those cones pretend those cones are cars right don't hit the cones because if you hit a cone you hit a car okay okay just weave in and out between them all right you think you can do that yeah i got it all right let's go all right okay okay easy easy all right that's good that's good all right all right keep going keep going i don't think you hit it all right all right good oh wow okay oh wow jeffy you did it you didn't actually hit any cones that's awesome all right now i want you to pretend that those cones are my ex-wife good good good yes take that you [ __ ] how about that deborah man jeffy you are good at this okay look all you've made him do is hit cones can you give him a real driving test hey i said shut your trap he is passing all he has done is hit cones all day get back there all right jeffy so now i want you to go to mcdonald's mcdonald's yes just take me to mcdonald's why just do it jeffy come on take me to mcdonald's okay all right jeffy here we are at mcdonald's now we're gonna do the happy meal test that's where i act like a spoiled little kid who wants a happy meal and then you tell me that i have to eat something healthy and then i start crying and screaming like a little girl and then you give me a happy meal anyway okay what's up to do with driving um everybody goes through this when they start driving and besides i really just want a happy meal all right now let's go through the drive-through okay happy meal happy meal happy meal happy meal happy meal happy meal happy meal thank you for choosing me i can't help you just one second i want a happy meal you're getting a salad i want a happy meal you're getting a salad i want a happy meal hey happy meal please chicken nuggets a chicken nugget happy meal barbecue sauce with barbecue sauce and apple juice and apple juice what side apple slices go get an extra fries oh extra fries you're getting apple slices i hate you can i get apple slices with that you always do this you're the worst dad ever oh not yet 397 out the window thank you 397 at the window all right jeffy here's your driver's license you passed yeah i got my driver's license he actually passed yeah the last part of the test was to get a happy meal and he did it well that's so awesome jv i can't believe you actually passed no i didn't think you were gonna pass but now you can drive me around for the next 30 days and still go to school get my fries here and uh got my chicken nuggets nice and oh got my barbecue sauce and uh i am my apple slices ick wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute uh jeffy can i have your license back please oh why uh thanks uh yeah you actually failed what he failed why he failed you just said he passed uh there's no toy in the happy meal and that's what makes it a happy meal and so uh just look at my face do i look happy to you oh no no not one bit see now this is not a happy meal it's a sad meal it's a frowny meal because of my frowny face see that look there's no toy oh well you know we could just drive you back and get another toy nope see you in 30 days for your license mario i'm good that's not fair come on mario mario i can't wait for you to see this watch mario do you know what that is a rocket ship it's a three billion dollar rocket ship and you want to know what's duct tape to the top of that rocket ship my driver your driver's license that's right mario and you wanna know what this is uh a button yeah and you wanna know what happens when i press this button what my hand is that rocket ship blast the [ __ ] off right into the goddamn sun so say bye to your license mario what say bye bye to your license bye i've never seen something so goddamn beautiful in my entire [ __ ] life direct [ __ ] hit in the middle of the goddamn sun worth every [ __ ] penny you

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Length: 14min 21sec (861 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021