SML Movie: Jeffy's Bike [REUPLOADED]

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[Music] hey donny what do you want jeffy we got a report card today at school you got your report card yeah is it bad well it's not good let me see it jeffy all right daddy hey god daddy what you got an f in math jimmy you got an f in english science history an f in attendance yeah what are you doing when i drop you off at school not [ __ ] jeffy we you got an f in behavior but f in listening and f and listening what oh jeffy chubby you got a d you got a d to me is that good yes jeffy that's amazing you didn't get all f's i knew this day would happen i knew it would oh my god here you go jeffy you got a d oh yeah yay yeah congratulations jeffy i didn't think you'd ever get anything other than f but you got a d congratulations jeffy i love you you're getting smarter you're getting smarter a dm breathing i don't know how you didn't get an a but you got a d so you know what jeffy i'm gonna i'm gonna reward you you know i'm gonna start trying to do that so i'm gonna let you get any toy you want what type of toy do you want um any point i want any toy you want oh i want a bike a bike all right jeffy i'll get you a bike and you start being good in school because the more you better you get your grades the more i'll get you okay so let's go get you a bike oh i love my son all right jeffy here's your brand new bike thanks daddy i'm gonna get so many fat homes with this see daddy that's the whole horn when i blow that all the hoes come running okay jeffy well don't say that just have fun riding your bike see when you do good things you get rewarded so keep getting good grades all right jeffy but dad i don't know how to ride my bike you don't know how to ride it no well you want me to give you a push yeah okay all right jeffy i'm gonna give you a push okay donny jeffy are you okay you did that on purpose daddy well i didn't do that on purpose yeah you did you said go check them out [ __ ] and you push me into the mailbar oh i didn't say that jeffy yes you did dang i don't want to ride my bike no more no jeffy everybody needs to learn how to ride a bike let's try it again i promise i won't push you into the mailbox okay okay come let's try again all right jeffy are you ready to try again yeah all right hold on tight [Applause] [Music] okay he's gonna have fun this bike is so much fun hey there princess nice bike oh thanks you like it yeah yeah it's a real nice bike be a real shame if someone took it it would be a shame but that's not gonna [ __ ] happen now with my [ __ ] film diaper sitting on it oh yeah yeah see you later loser for me man i can't believe that kid tried to take my bike where the hose at my speed is sleeping well i'm gonna see what my daddy's doing stay right here mr bike hey donny hey jeffy why aren't you riding your bike cause some kid tried to steal it someone tried to steal it yeah but i beat his ass and he changed his mind well jeffy you're not supposed to beat up kids why don't you come get me because you wouldn't do [ __ ] i mean i i guess you're right but where's the bike at now it's outside well go get it jeffy so i might try to steal it again daddy no one's gonna try and steal it again because if they do i'm gonna beat them up so good they'll be drinking drinks through a straw what jeffy don't you mean eating through a straw no how would you do that dang well but they say that if you beat up someone that they'll have to like puree their food and they'll be eating through a straw diet doesn't make any sense they're gonna be drinking drinks during strong oh okay whatever jeffy oh speaking of food daddy can you make me a happy meal no jeffy i can't make you a happy meal that's only at mcdonald's well can you buy me a happy meal no you're gonna eat something in the kitchen look i already got you a bike for getting a d so you look i'll make you somebody in the kitchen a happy meal all right jeffy here's a bowl of lucky charms i want ketchup ketchup yeah jeffy you don't eat lucky charms with ketchup daddy i always eat ketchup with my lucky charm you've never had lucky charms fine jeffy i'll get you ketchup and you better eat all of it if you're gonna put that on the cereal oh i'm well dang okay yeah i want to see you do it there's no way you can eat all that jeffy oh i am daddy you know what jeffy when i get back that better all be gone all right daddy jeffy it better all be gone come on i said when i got back it better all be gone why did you eat it because i didn't realize i don't like ketchup daddy oh i'm gonna go ride my bike hey i can't wait to blow my ho horn where's mr mike i left him right here mr bike where are you where'd you go jeffy what's wrong someone stole my bike when someone stole your bike how do you know it's stolen because i left it in the road it's not there anymore of course jeffy if you left in the road it's gone it's nighttime someone probably did steal it you guys are calling the police call the police jeffy i thought you said i thought you said you'd beat up whoever stole it because you said you'd make them drink through a straw oh dad i don't know who took it so i can't beat him up you have to go to the police day jeffy this is stu i'm not going to call the police over your bicycle oh no please god don't believe me okay i'm fine i'll call him uh hello hey there did you call the cops uh yeah my son's bike got stolen oh well that sucks um do you know who took it no we don't know who took it okay so what do you want me to do well we want you to find it okay how am i gonna find a bike you don't have a suspect or evidence anything i don't know what to start well you're a cop you usually find stuff oh yeah you know what you're right i'll just check my crystal ball let's see where did i put that crystal ball oh oh i don't have one okay let me just let me just consult the magic mirror hey mirror mirror on the wall who stole this kid's [ __ ] bike huh what's that i'm i'm sorry i can't really hear you oh it's cause you don't exist because i don't have one of those so you can't help us find it no i can't help you find it it's a bike just buy a new one you cheap bastard jeffy i don't even know what we're gonna do jeffy the cops don't want to help us find it are you sure you don't know anyone that could have stole it no well what about that kid that tried to steal it earlier oh daddy he wouldn't try that again not only for that ass beating oh jeffy let's just say that he tried to steal it again do you know where he lives oh yeah daddy i poop in his mailbox every morning that's why you have an f in attendance jeffy take me where he lives all right all right daddy this is where he lives this is where he lives yep all right knock all right hello oh hey mr bill um there's a situation going on with your son is there any way we can come in and talk yeah sure come on in just take your shoes off oh i don't think i can take them off so what do you want well uh my son seems to think that your son uh stole his bike oh really yeah son get him shotgun did you take that kiss bike what did you check that kiss bike uh oh well you see i i uh thank you i'm so proud of you you're not bad but you're i didn't steal his bike what i i didn't steal the bike your butt daddy get out of here you're grounded you loser garbage um did get out of here oh okay thank you for taking off your shoes so jeffy if that kid didn't take your bike then i don't know who did oh it looks like we're never gonna find my bike dang let's go home jeffy what that's the whole horn the what the whole horn oh my god okay jeffy look your bike my bike why'd you take my son's bike hey cheeseburger man what no no cheeseburger man why'd you take my son's bike i need the whole horn when i blow it the hoes come um daddy why is this man living in a box because he's homeless jeffy he made bad decisions and he steals bikes so get my son's bike this man is homeless and he doesn't have anything he can have the bike and the hose jeffy you're not gonna give him your bike he doesn't have anything done thanks bicycle man wait but jeffy are you sure you want to give your bike to this homeless man yeah daddy he can have the bike and the hose and the whole horn well i mean that's really nice of you jeffy all right i guess you can keep the bike you know jeffy what you just did was a really nice thing you know that homeless guy didn't have much but you gave him your only bike and now he has fat hose daddy he can blow that whole horn like [Music] do you
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Channel: SML Reuploaded
Views: 1,505,185
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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, movie, jeffy, jeffy's, bike
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Length: 10min 21sec (621 seconds)
Published: Wed May 12 2021
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