Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)

hey guys it's me gus here just sitting all alone by myself in my room at my desk i'm a complete yeah i'm coming oh yeah get out of the way what is he doing mom said i have you have mom said you have to share youtube with me no it's my turn for youtube here i am mom said mom said take it up with her okay well mom can take it up with both my butt cheeks for all like stop stop stop hey everybody i'm joined today by my brother sven johnson hey you said hello now you said now you this is me and this his name is sven we're doing some more small town reviews back in january sven and i looked at some small town strip club reviews and we got so much positive feedback from that that's our most popular episode of small town reviews so today i figured i would go back into the small town rural strip clubs sort by new find some new clubs and pull some of the cream of the crop public google reviews for some fine rural strip club establishments we're pulling the cream out of the strips that's how it is that's what you just said though it's what you just said clubs guy really quick you folks at home i'm sitting in front of my pc here and i think sven is too i don't know what's in his room i'm not as g dang dad kind of right there firing up this bad boy regularly and so is sven because we're streaming at twitch.tv slash gus johnson and twitch.tv slash svenjohnson7 we are just memen and screaming and streaming over there so go ahead toss us a follow come hang out with your boys on the weeknights every once in a while i don't know get to know us i'm flirting i know i'm flirting with them can you give a little flirt thing don't do that you have a girlfriend you have a girlfriend i'll never tell sabrina all right so without further ado let's go ahead and pull up some of these public reviews so the first review comes to us from a user named dun dun and dun dun says two stars really need experience didn't get laid you know this guy is a dad yeah when he uses words like meat you you know he's a midwest dad an experience wow what a special little trip out here guys wow and i'm also noticing too this guy has 77 reviews i wonder how many of those reviews are strip clubs or if this is the one black sheep in the world i think we can assume at least half dave says not a fan of linda you would rank your entire strip club review based on one person linda and he still gave it four stars so pretty good all right so uh no sir gave it five stars and said hariable place to go one dancer had her boyfriend there and then he put down the boyfriend's full name and caps i just left one dancer had her boyfriend there tim just shameful to see another man cry when his girl's rubbing and grinding on someone else why would they why would she do his her man tim like that him and he pulled that's so sad not only is tim so emasculated to be seen weeping in the strip club but this son of a gun comes along and just puts his full name in all caps in the public page oh my god hey you want to see tim weeping won't you go check out the strip club he's there first of all obviously why would tim come along why would tim tag along the strip club but then also what did he expect i mean his his girlfriend works at the strip club why is he that sad like he can't have been surprised here i thought you were the janitor the chick is slapped t says letting a 16 year old slide through it's a clutch move oh [ __ ] okay it's concerning because this is this this was initially alarming but then it's alarming for a different reason now what are they doing we're there's no carding what do you have to be 21 usually to get into a strip club this is a 16 year old kid it's a clutch movement it's a clutch move though all right so uh jackson here said five stars what the hell it's good for kids i recommend what the what are they doing with all these kids in the strip club listen yeah i don't know okay this is the midwest what's going on over here just somebody maybe check in over here these are two different strip clubs i want to mention this is not the same joint so the wild wild midwest exactly ethan says three stars good sand witches but the ladies weren't doing for night dances imagine going to a strip club and the ladies doing the orange justice on the pole with like a breath sound oh my god this is another kid too probably no 21 or up year old is going in and leaving these reviews exactly what is happening in the midwest can can somebody check in on the midwest i can't be there right now somebody fix it so this one is not a review sven but i felt it necessary to capture it and put it there uh i just want to point out uh that i saw this person with this username leaving uh reviews on multiple strip clubs in the entire state area with this username first corinthians 15 1-4 king james bible this is the type of stuff that you would see in the midwest though somebody with this username attending the strip clubs as well multiple strip clubs across the entire state i'd be scrolling i'd be like oh there's uh first corinthians chapter 15 again i guess winter which is fascinating stephanie gives it five stars stephanie says i used to dance here back in 2001 to 2003. i loved this place made great money loved the customers and the laid-back atmosphere worked here up until the police raided the club one night and we all went to jail what the hell stephanie was involved in some nightclub bust it's just like everyone went to jail is she still in jail since 2001. this one is not an actual text review but i have to include it and i just want to say the viewer should be warned at home this is a very very cursed image you're about to see but this was one of i think three photos at one of the local strip clubs here was this photograph what the hell no what no that's not real that's not the strip club is it i don't know i mean it looks like that crab is alive that is alive it's that's like a live crab in some shitty [ __ ] oh my god this is cursed all right so coffee face said five stars and said kitty changed my life i think we're probably gonna get married soon oh good for coffee fa you go get him girl he do be in love with the stripper jim writes a memoir with one star says my kid was wanting to do a bonfire with his friends tonight so i picked them all up and went to get some wood for it and when i walked through the door feel the door with the children i was appalled by the attire of the workers and one of them also tried to group my child whoa worst establishment supposed to be a different word yeah but one of them tried to grope my child worst establishment ever i wish i could give zero stats but elektra was a nice girl and gave one dance for free to my friends and son lamar what this isn't real i have to assume this is satire this dad was taking his kid and his friends to the strip club what was he expecting so i must say i cannot approve of the attire so without outing the actual name of the clubs because i do like protecting the business's identities in these the name of the club would suggest that perhaps this is an establishment where one might go to acquire lumber i will only say so perhaps he went in and just stuck around so jerry a local guide mind you said one star i'm from new york city stopping by tomorrow i will let y'all know what it's like all right dude i scrolled down the entire list of reviews jerry never came back oh no dude um guys i think this was somewhere near north or south dakota somebody could just check on jerry let me know i'd really appreciate it benjamin gives it five stars benjamin says hands down the most fun i've had helping our future doctors pay off student loans well that was her story does it matter if it's true not at all what's not i like to imagine oh yeah not at all eve says three stars i just remember wondering all night who pooted so max says one star craziest place i've ever been don't go there you may bring something home that don't go away and i'm not talking about what what no no no as you would you go to a strip club and bring home humans that won't go away matthew left a paragraph rating it one star saying three dancers one never left her seat from the video poker game she was playing one was rude to the customers and stared at herself in the mirror for four songs and the third was grinding out a guy in sweatpants while puffing an e-cig like it was her last condoms for sale in the men's room so greasy stuff probably happens in the back who would poop again on the 18-inch elevated toilet complete with velvety curtains for your modesty the one star had to go to the toilet experience of this strip club obviously it had to i mean you go for the stripper you stay for the [ __ ] i think that goes hayden says one star got a titty hair in my mouth too and some and some of them had some hairier stomachs than me where is this is the midwest isn't it can i just say perhaps i'm ignorant but i am not aware of any tiddy hairs quote unquote that are large enough to be noticed [Laughter] why would he suspect that that's where it came from oh my god titty hair in here bradley gives it one star and says yeah i don't go there they'll rip you off learn my lesson 600 later hard-earned 600 stay away from the red-headed bartender that's all i got to say about that would you just rob him blind all right israel says one star her tongue was like a paper was she licking him like a cat you know like how a cat licks you for so long and like the same spot on your arm it feels like it starts to hurt like ow stop that knock it off get out get out of here yeah it was just kitty hair tea hair in my mouth austin says ooh five stars was just informed of this fine establishment by my good friend thomas i have not yet been to this club but i am sure to be excited and tiddle-ized by the atmosphere and community more to come yours truly dad you you what is this it's a train wreck of review i hate that i hate it so diamond says one star and diamond says they need to let me work back there take it up with the manager bro don't air your grievances in public is this just somebody that's just like you could maybe call and schedule an interview maybe scott gives it two stars saying dancers were persistent and hard to elude two for one dance from a girl and her unborn pregnant lady working at a strip club dancers were hard to elude you go to a strip club and you have strippers approaching you and you're just like ma'am ma'am i'm trying to have a craft beer with my boys i'm trying to have a crab sandwich here oh it's just kitty hair in my center brandon gives it down the middle three stars and brandon says my co-worker brian h got the clap for one of the girls but just days earlier he won a trip to vegas so it didn't hardly faze him ew nobody has referred to it as the clap since the truman administration i just love that he used that that name for it craig another five-star review says all these positive reviewers must be dares you'd be lucky to walk out of this place without an std but then he gives it five stars so maybe he wanted he must be one of them he's one of them he's living on the edge so mason here gives it a good old two stars and says save your money and go to the red river zoo to see some hippos mason rude so mason is saying one of two things he's either saying all the girls at this strip club are fat in my opinion so if you want to see some hippos go to the zoo or mason just has no problem with the strip club and is just really into hippos at the zoo will with 1l gives it one star says the dancers were we're all at least 400 pounds that number is just low enough where it's not too highly exaggerated but just high enough where it's obscene enough to be funny so chuck says five stars i think i was here before all right stephen with the five star review says five out of five for being ground zero for covet 19 definitely wasn't china ew 10 reviews a week this is a week ago dude i'm telling you all of the ones that i just gathered now except for maybe one or two from a strip club that we didn't cover before are from the pandemic so keep in mind yeah i'm looking at all the majority of these are like from a couple weeks or a couple months ago you know what i found to be so laughably stupid is i found a significant amount of comments when i was looking through these public reviews that were giving like really legitimate like covet concerned complaints about these establishments and i had to constantly remind myself whenever i'd be like oh that person seems rational i would remind myself hey they're going to the strip club and writing a review about it publicly what are you doing what are you doing mike says one star no good brother where is my boy and all the pretty girl i can't even decipher that so the next one here is daniel who says two stars and he says the guy at the table next to me is sleeping very entertaining punish the business yeah seriously and last but not least we got this beautiful review kevin l says five stars here before gus johnson makes a video about this okay this guy this guy knows what's up this guy knows what to see you dude imagine this guy like one just strip club in the middle of nowhere he puts his money on this one and look at it paid off paid off baby hell yeah i love the response from the owner right under kevin's comment they said very confused about this kevin did not clarify all right everyone so that's what we've got for today's small town reviews if you have some businesses in mind not specifics but perhaps industries let me know in the comments for the next episode be sure you go subscribe to sven johnson's channel or else's friends gonna do what punch and punt kick punch and kick we shouldn't me well they'll subscribe no the viewers hey well sorry about my dumb bro i will punch and kick my brother as well this is enough of a farce with a attitude like that okay i hate you go watch an ad leave my room oh hey i didn't notice that you were in 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Channel: Gus Johnson

Views: 308,135

Rating: 4.972084 out of 5

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Id: 6vYUsM0mOrs

Length: 17min 4sec (1024 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2020

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[u/Macismyname]

That crab was from KillianXP's video right?