DISCORD SHARK TANK

good morning little willie's today we're going to do something a little bit different than what you'd expect from me big william carp tank it's like shark tank but carp tank a discord format that i shamelessly stall quackity discord's got talent i saw it and i liked it and we're gonna do it if you want to support this video and help support the channel you can buy a t-shirt over at catwarehouse.com we have a new one coming very soon let me slip into something a little bit more appropriate for a game show and then we'll start ladies and gentlemen boys and girls welcome to the first episode of carp tank the discord game show where you present your really good robot and invention ideas today's special guests are kevin the backdoor scientist wait failed mythbuster is that oh yeah they fired me i'm not allowed back anywhere near adam savage or within a thousand feet of schools and our content curator ian of idubbbz i'm the nick cannon of this operation headset on microphone right now idubbbz is priming our first content it looks like stan oh hello stan hi how are you doing today i'm doing pretty good are you nervous yeah a little bit you should be don't waste any of our time right now please explain what you're doing tell us hey let me share my screen all right i see eggs see old people you've heard of deviled eggs right think about how much your family likes deviled eggs yeah the old people all right all right you have a whole bunch of family members right you know you're at a family event you know you don't know what to feed them you know they're starving couldn't have made our families a little more ethnically diverse it's been like a minute and i already don't know what you're getting you really you have a lot of family members you got to feed them all somehow family loves deviled eggs you think about a deviled egg conveyor belt right you have a thing that makes like deviled eggs for you it squirts them out onto the eggs and then it just goes onto the plate via the conveyor belt and you have like thousands upon thousands of deviled eggs to feed your thousands of hungry family members so the robot is a machine that makes deviled eggs yes all right instead of a plate at the end can it just be a mouth can we just put our mouths yeah sure okay shoot it at family members that works too just it doesn't does everything it makes them and feeds them exactly all right that's enough from stan all right thank you man just drag him out stan your invention sucks uh deviled eggs no carp no carp car what did i join in oh hey i have no idea what [Laughter] pam we are very very busy people we don't have a lot of time so give us your best presentation yeah big problem in the world tall people are very mean to short people you know look at this tall person making fun of this short person with an incredible ass right here wow doesn't even realize she was too short my solution that's right is that an ass rocket no these are um these are stilts whoa tall people i just realized they're red short people i'm kind of disappointed with how good that drawing is oh i might be my bad the idea is you put linear actuators on your feet and it'd be controlled using ultrasonic sensors so it would rise up right above their shoulders so you're just slightly taller than them and you can rub it in i think some other great ideas would be very large pants to walk around stores and just you know casually grow without people notice i can't believe someone actually had a good idea i'm i'm amazed yeah i'm actually a little scared my question to you ham is uh as a tall person could i wear something like this and become even more threatening to small people what about a version that makes people sure i hate to break up this nerdgasm but your two minutes is up i'm gonna have to take them to the dry dock i don't like it i don't think we can have short people thinking they're equal i think this is a great idea yeah i feel like ham is gonna be very useful to us in the future when we extract ideas out of him for free for our youtube channels that we profit off immensely that was professional who's the mean one yeah he was prepared i give tall machine i agree uh yes carp on tall machine i'm gonna say no cup because i worked hard for these jeans and i i don't think it's fair that people gain a height advantage i'm pro carp okay shut up everybody welcome to the carp tank we are very busy our time is incredibly valuable do not waste it uh all right so my idea is a vibe check it sounds simple and yeah i have two options i'm going to run through those quickly i have the sweet option wait wait where are your visuals uh i can pm oh god this is unprofessional sharing your screen an option uh no i'm on my phone oh all right that was incredible he was so scared of course hello hey all right be quiet tell us what your invention is do not disappoint the carps um so this one what this is it's basically and it just wipes her butt a robot that wipes her butt okay so here's how it works right so once you're done taking your fat dumpy you you press the button to activate it and then what happens is that it deploys this thing that swings out and what it does it just violently just rubs your butt and it cleans up the mess in this scenario why am i not just using my hand because i mean you'd get [ __ ] on your hand okay okay that that is one uh another one is let's say you're playing some minecraft okay you gotta you gotta get that thing built down minecraft mobile uh you're too you're too occupied to wipe your own butt so you just press it and it does it for you oh so this is like a gamer chair somewhat yeah does this mean you don't have to wash your hands no you do not i like that actually all right carp carp or no carp well i got a i got ask question first you said that it rubs violently on your butt cheeks how about is there a chance that i can get a toilet paper in my butt in your butt no it only moves um up and down it just maybe a little bit just this elevates a i've got a question first is the brush hand shaped or what what shape is the brush it's um it's just a metal thing okay i'm down with that then yeah i'm gonna give it a cough oh you can kick him out of here whenever you want i'm gonna go in i'm gonna give that a card normally i just get [ __ ] on my hands this would be kind of a new experience our next contestant is shrug shrug welcome to the carp tank oh wow a video presentation this is a first please explain you've got about two minutes so imagine you're walking down the park and out of nowhere you see a dog just sprinting across and being happy and then you sit back and reflect what am i doing with my life i haven't heard any invention then you start to feel something in your tummy in reality scientists have come prove that this is the small big cell and this can trigger the big cell yeah but what's the intention the dogs are having fun and you are bored and that's unfair because we live in a society okay i'm gonna drag you to the dry dog and you're gonna get 15 second time out no come on i was excited i wanted to hear his ideas all right have you learned your lesson start your stream back up and be concise ladies and gentlemen and attack helicopters i present to you the dockable thingy in nato 3000 a fast big tennis ball that every living being will be scared of this can be done by tributes or a already existing throwing ball machine this video was sponsored by kiwiko okay we're gonna get a little bit of overhead camera action should have been doing this ages ago get me out get me out get me out of the screen get me out of the screen who makes apps these days kiwico is a fantastic resource for learning and inspiring yourself or other people this is the balista kit it is a bunch of laser-cut wood look at that you haven't seen this in a long time every kit comes with all the parts you need to assemble the project flip it over this is great i like science no the way you peep over that table is kind of horrifying check this out you stick the ball in the ballista you pull the ballista down and then you shoot yeah we made a ballista in only 20 minutes kiwico has kits for all different ages this is sort of right in the middle they have more advanced stuff they have simpler stuff for younger kids and you can use my link kiwico.com williamosman50 to get 50 off your first order which is actually a steal like i think at that point they're losing money so if you want to help me help kiwico lose money get a 50 off all right back to the disaster that is carp tank i don't see people being motivated enough to just throw balls and girls oh i put you on timeout for exactly this reason just get to the point motivate people to beat my problems i will use pain like caldwell thanksgiving right ian he's wasting our time on purpose i give him a car you really yeah somehow you have gotten an obscene number of carps man he did not care he was just talking he didn't even have an original drawing it was all just stuck images he stole actually no i want to bring it back in wait just really quick how many of those drawings were yours and how many of them did you just steal from the internet rug has just dominated the carps i like it uh hello hi hello i skye please show us your invention hi my name is cameron and today i will be presenting the banshee bot are you tired of relaxation happiness insanity do you crave excitement do you want something that will haunt you every hour of the day then you need the banshee bot this little adorable monster is essentially a tiny robot that plays loud very loud sounds out of this speaker right here and will actively run away with you from you using these two wheels unless you push this button then you will have a time frame that will be randomly selected anywhere from two to twenty minutes uh where uh you will have complete silence but then it will turn itself back on once again begins screaming kind of sounds like you've just made a robotic baby yeah yeah kind of so it's more mobile than that don't they already sell this as an alarm clock um i actually didn't know that there was an alarm clock if you if you had googled it before you might have been through your product research well personally i think that this does have at least some uh unique features you see the alarm clock just goes off and runs away and you hit the button and then the alarm stops okay this one will randomly turn itself on and off repeatedly it doesn't go away how durable is it like if can you get angry at it and chuck it across the room will it break depending on the materials it could be built to be incredibly durable i could go onto amazon and just buy this right now second of all i could also just make a baby by having reproduction someone you can't do that now that you mentioned it allen you definitely can't do that we're out of time carpe carper no car no car no car i'm that's one carp out of four carbs just because it's an idea doesn't mean it's a good idea yeah i'm attracting my calp welcome back synth day earlier you were in here and you didn't have any visual materials to present to us apparently that was a technical difficulty yep okay so basically uh if the camera reads your face if you have a bad vibe uh you pistol with them if it has good vibe then it will drop a twisty roll from the handle i don't know i thought of the tootsie roll thing last moment and yeah if you're just pistol whipping parties have to be a gun can it not be like a bat yeah if it's a gun why doesn't just that that's weird that's where the bottom one comes in you see the part right that's it carp or no car can i give a half a car no no car i give it a car you give it a car well the biggest problem with this is if you point a gun at someone their vibe is always going to be bad right how are you detecting vibes because i i have i have an idea to make a gun that only shoots white people and it's very similar so i give it a card all right you're out i'm the booty goodbye hello br88c hello uh just because your name is stupid i'm gonna give you a five second timeout in the dry dock let me just preface this by saying we've seen a lot of really horrible ideas and will is he's really had it up to here with this idea feeling ruthless that's fair so this is my invention pigeons are a very well-known animal they can fly they can walk they can run they can eat and they can float all these things and people have shown that you can train these pigeons to do many things right yeah observations pigeons cannot operate armor piercing this lawn this is a problem because if you think about it how many people are risking their lives every day trying to do these kinds of things well we could just sacrifice the pigeons so i have come up with this i feel like if you attach some strings or something and like kind of like a prosthetic thing because all the pigeon needs to do is just pull like that little lever thing and it fires right it can now control this right and our dreams are accomplished lives will be saved well this is probably the best idea i've ever come up with is the pigeon controlling the missile or is it shooting the missile it is controlling it are you aware that there is military equipment that was devised in like world war ii where pigeons would tap on a screen controlling a missile is this idea the second time somebody might plagiarize something else holy cow did you look it up 70 or 80 years too late with this pigeon guided missiles already well i mean i gotta look this i mean look at all these citation needed okay i i did a little research but i obviously i'm gonna you get you get you get zero tarps for plagiarism if it was an original idea that's a solid carp and i believe the other carbs would give you a carp as well however hold on no no well i was gonna rate it but i'm getting a text message right now and oh my god oh it's the army the army would like to know your location because this is brilliant it's a good idea but you stole it the most epicest i hope that you live up to your name because you're in the carp tank toilet coaster alright so my idea is the toilet coaster or just toaster for short so basically it's just a toilet that simulates a roller coaster and it does this using vr and a gimbal in order to create the illusion of being on a roller coaster okay this is a functioning toilet uh perhaps uh and now for a demonstration you're gonna jump on your toilet and show you we have to blur the screen right now all right so basically we have this uh toilets on a gimbal right you can rotate all three axes and so a person uh goes here and they sit on the toilet they put on this headset once they're on the toilet it starts rotating and they're watching this vr video of the roller coaster right okay okay and then towards the end just like any other roller coaster you got to get the camera of the picture are they wearing pants or not pants because i think one of the things i'm stuck on right now is i can't quite figure out if this is like an actual functioning toilet or this is just like we ran out of chairs it could be functioning if you want to it makes the experience a whole lot better if you know what you would have to do it on a like a splash mountain because everything would get wet oh yeah it could be a composting toilet it could be a dry toilet yeah oh yeah has anyone ever told you you sound like dax flame uh no okay [Laughter] this has got to be the only idea i've seen so far that actually is a good idea i'm going to get my biggest baddest car i'm going to give it a grip as well oh dude kevin no carbs oh careful with things foggers they might deduct carbs for that i i think that you're on to something most epicus epicest and by on something i mean drugs you're on trucks hello cheese welcome to the carp tank i feel like i have created the best thing that i have ever created okay go on so as you can see this is a pregnant pregnancy condom inflator bus seat dealer okay this is one of those ideas that i think none of the other ideas that have been presented will match this revolutionizes one of the greatest problems with transportation technology not being able to find a seat on a bus or a train or a plane if you sneak onto a train with this bad boy in 20 seconds you'll be pregnant and everyone will want to give you their seat i like this this is good this is brilliant this is absolutely brilliant actually brilliant honestly that's the best pitch we've gotten and i already want to give it a card and you did it in like 30 seconds honestly cheese if i were you i would shut your mouth right now because you can only make this worse from where you are right now yeah it's got some flaws though like no matter what william did even if he inflated his stomach to the largest size possible no one would believe that he's pregnant my thought is that jesus playing on the social commentary of like you don't want to ask somebody if they're pregnant and plus honestly you would most likely give your seat up to a morbidly obese person because their knees are maybe on the verge of exploding and the chairs and they're wheezing on you right especially if you only inflate in real time you're not gonna sit next to that person i feel like i have peaked as a human being this is how you pitch an idea you come up with a really well done drawing you showcase it immediately you don't put it at the end of your 300 slide power point brilliant will work oh wow very cool cheese i'm going to throw you back into the dry dock that's it tell me which invention you want to see me build in a future video i want you guys to give me all your good ideas and if you want to be on a future episode of carp tank if this does well if this does well we're gonna do more carp tanks there's a discord link in the description below

Channel: William Osman

Views: 60,016

Rating: 4.9270267 out of 5

Keywords: laser cutter, william osman, crappy science, peter sripol, simone giertz, allen pan, colin furze, thehacksmith, michael reeves

Id: oRk2x06dRZo

Length: 18min 46sec (1126 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 28 2020