the guy who makes truck bumper stickers

hey how y'all doing my name is stanley bates my friends call me sticky stanley and i am a truck bumper sticker artists you'll notice i said artich instead of artiste that should give you a pretty good indication of what we'll be doing today come on i'll show you my workshop so this is where the magic happens so this is where the magic happens in my little artist studio right here that's where i uh practice drawing my titties you can see right now i'm getting pretty good at drawing them i've made a lot of progress i'm very proud of myself for that you know one day i had a bit of an artistic revelation i said hold on i'm just drawing them regular sized tits what if i started making even bigger tits and i mean the rest is history it's pretty much the best idea i've ever had i like making little rhymes and jokes and stuff just stuff to roll off the tongue here's a project that i've been working on for about four months now trying to figure out all the words that rhyme with truck i mean i think i got pretty much all of them i might be missing one or two but that seems like most of them you know language and learning are some of the most difficult tricky things in this world so sometimes i just work on a project like that and i just get stuck stuck i'm gonna write that down god damn it we gotta clean this [ __ ] up i am an enormous fan of the brand cummins you know that brand i mean they got the word come right in the name i mean that's half the heavy lifting right there you just take it on hold remember the kid on the playground that would wear the same faded black wwe t-shirt to school every day and he'd push you down spit in your eye and insult your sexuality well that's pretty much the energy that i'm trying to go for with these truck bumper stickers now listen up i got an insider tip for you one of the most valuable and versatile tools in your bumper sticker arsenal is the word [ __ ] it can be used as an insult as an object a sexual desire really anything i mean move over [ __ ] i got [ __ ] on the brain so stay out my lane i [ __ ] you [ __ ] he she they [ __ ] i mean it really is a language in and of itself now you really want your truck bumper sticker to convey a sense of absolute desperation when it comes to proving your masculinity to other people now everybody that drives a big truck knows this fact every single person that you encounter on those u.s roadways is just begging to question your rural identity your toughness and your heterosexuality at a moment's notice it's best to just get ahead of the whole situation right away and let everybody know up front hey guy i ain't gay i don't like penises i'm not a fan of the scrotum i don't like butts unless they're on a lady just get that whole vast difference seminal ejaculate get that out of my face and mouth i need you all to understand how tough and how strong i am by making it painfully clear to y'all that i am not into men and that i am not into the arts and that any suggestion otherwise is going to [ __ ] me emotionally where to hook my pen there it is under the tits so stop it that ain't me only thing i want is a big steaming bowl of vagina that's it don't stray from the path stamp that [ __ ] i also like god and jesus they're pretty much just rad as hell and nothing says come to christ like a crooked piece of plastic just haphazardly slapped to the back of a chevy silverado trying to come up with a inspirational christian bumper sticker see god and jesus take it take a take a risk on christ you got god you got jesus just get in there and take the lord and christ and the father and the holy spirit and just cram them up there stanley just ram them up there hard if you don't lack jesus christ then [ __ ] yourself to death that's the sticker right that no i bet i can get [ __ ] in there somewhere let me try [Music] again [Applause] [Music] do

Channel: Gus Johnson

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Rating: 4.9597979 out of 5

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Id: k1UCgoKvAvg

Length: 3min 44sec (224 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 10 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Mallee78]

Gus's aesthetic makes him one of the few YouTubers who can fully pull off this bit

[u/WillPlay4Food]

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[u/swordstoo]

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