>>> HEY, HEY, HEY, GIRLS.
I'M TO INTERRUPT. LAME ASS DAD IS INTERRUPTING THE
SLEEP OVER. JUST KIDDING, IT IS ME AND I'M
SORRY I CURSED. OKAY, NOW I WANTED TO TALK TO
YOU GIRLS, PLEASE. >> IS EVERYTHING OKAY, DAD?
>> ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE ANYBODY
FEEL BAD, BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED UPSTAIRS, AND IT IS A LITTLE
EMBARRASSING TO TALK ABOUT AS A DAD, BUT IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL SO
WE'RE GOING THE TALK IT OUT, OKAY?
>> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT.
SO, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS LEFT A -- A -- A MENSTRUAL PERIOD
STAIN, KIND OF BIG, ON ONE OF THE COUCH CUSHIONS.
IT'S SORT OF BIG. >> OH, NO.
WILL IT COME OUT? >> WELL, THEY TRIED TO PUT THE
WHOLE CUSHION IN THE WASHING MACHINE.
>> DID THAT BREAK IT? >> IT DID BREAK IT.
IT BROKE IT PRETTY BAD. IT OVERFLOWED.
AND I THINK THIS PERSON HAS PANICKED AND HAS TRIED TO HIDE
ALL THE SUDS IN YOUR BACKPACKS. THEN THEY PUT THE CUSHION IN THE
DRIER, WHICH REALLY BAKED IT IN.
>> OH, NO. >> YEAH.
THEY THEN FOUND SOME SCISSORS, THEY CUT A HOLE IN THE CUSHION,
WHICH MADE THE FEATHERS EXPLODE. AND WHERE'S MEGAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW. SHE WENT UPSTAIRS A LONG TIME
AGO. >> OKAY.
THERE SHE IS. MEGAN, CAN YOU PLEASE JOIN US
HERE ON THE COUCH? WE'RE JUST HAVING A LITTLE CHAT
BECAUSE, WELL, SOMEBODY HAD THEIR PERIOD ON A CUSHION AND
PUT A REAL BIG PART OF THE COUCH IN THE WASH.
>> WOW. >> YEAH.
>> YOU'RE KIDDING ME. >> NO, I'M NOT KIDDING AT ALL.
>> MAN, ONE OF YOU HAVE GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING HEAD OUT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> NO, NO, LOVE YOU TO STICK AROUND.
WE'RE JUST TALKING WITH YOUR GAL PALS TRYING TO DO A LITTLE
FIGURING OUT OF A MYSTERY AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT
HAPPENED. >> YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD.
THERE IS A SICKO AMONG US. BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT ME
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WEAR MONSTER TAMPS.
I JUST LIKE THE WAY IT FEELS, YOU KNOW?
A BIG TAMP IN THERE. YOU TAKE THE APPLICATOR, PUT IT
IN, AND THEN YOU POOP IT OUT, YEP.
>> I'D LOVE LESS DETAILS. >> ALSO, SIR, I WEAR BIG LEATHER
UNDERWEAR, MOTORCYCLE STYLE. I'M KINK FOR SURE, YES.
>> EVEN LESS WOULD BE DYNAMITE. >> HONESTLY, HONESTLY, IT WAS
PROBABLY STACY. SHE RIDES HORSES, PROBABLY
STRETCHED HERSELF OUT. THE GATE IS OPEN IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN. >> OH, MAN, DON'T TALK ABOUT MY
GATE. >> I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP
GOING WITH WHAT HAPPENED, OKAY? THEY TOOK ONE OF THE PILLOWS
FROM OUR BED AND PUT THAT TO REPLACE THE COUCH CUSHION, BUT I
GUESS THAT THEY BLED ON THAT, TOO.
>> HONESTLY, DEPRAVED. >> THEN THEY SAT ON THE FLOOR,
SO THERE'S A PART OF THE CARPET THAT'S BEEN CUT OUT NOW.
>> THAT'S JUST QUICK THINKING. >> THAT'S A LOT OF STAIN.
>> LOOK, WHOEVER DID IT JUST COME FORWARD.
WE ALL GET THE SAME PERIOD, GUYS.
JAUNDICE, EIGHT DAYS ON IT, HOMICIDAL IDEATIONS,
SPEAKING IN TONGUES. >> I DON'T KNOW THAT WE SHARE
THAT. >> WE'RE ALL PUT ON THE PILL AND
OUR BODIES ALL FOUGHT IT OFF. WE ALL GOT AN IUD, AND IT RUSTED
AND PASSED. >> GIRLS, THAT'S ENOUGH, OKAY?
HERE'S THE DEAL -- THE HOUSE IS A RENTAL, OKAY, AND I'M GOING TO
NEED TO GET MY DEPOSIT BACK, SO UNLESS I CAN GET THEM SOME
ANSWERS -- >> COME ON, YOU GUYS, IT IS NOT
A BIG DEAL. JUST TELL THE HOT DAD THAT YOU
KILL BILLED HIS LIVING ROOM. >> MEGAN I'D SURE LOVE TO TALK
TO YOU OVER HERE. CAN WE HAVE A SIDE BAR?
>> AYE AYE, CAPTAIN. >> I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE
WAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO
TELL ME? >> I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE LOVE TO
BOTH YOU AND YOUR WIFE. >> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU
WOULD LIKE -- >> YOU SEE RIGHT NOW IT'S 50/50
WHETHER I GROW UP TO BE GUY. I PROPOSE WE SETTLE THE QUESTION
WITH A GAME OF SPIN THE BOTTLE -- YOU, ME, YOUR WIFE.
>>I GIVE UP. >> I HAVE TO CONFESS SOMETHING.
I GOT A STAIN ON A CUSHION, AND I PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE.
I'M SORRY. >> WAIT, I ALSO GOT A STAIN ON A
CUSHION AND PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE.
>> ACTUALLY, SO DID I. >> AND I GOT A STAIN ON A
CUSHION, A SLEEPING BAG, MY TRAINING BRA, AND THE COCKATIEL.
AND I PUT THEM ALL IN THE WASHING MACHINE.
>> GIRLS, THANK YOU. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR
HONESTY. MEGAN, IS THERE ANYTHING HONEST
YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO ME? >> NO, THERE IS NOT.
>> OKIE DOKE. PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR
SLEEPOVER. I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS GOING TO
BE OKAY. >> THANKS!
Every time I hear Jason Bateman in anything I automatically visualize Nick saying it.
It made Ozarks pretty much unwatchable, lol.
Is this zootopia releated?