>>> SO I'M JUST SHOVING MY KEY
IN THE CAR DOOR. AND THIS LADY WALKS UP AND SHE'S
LIKE, THAT'S MY SUBARU. >> OH, NO.
>> THAT IS HILARIOUS. >> SHE'S LYING, THAT ALL
SO HAPPENED TO HER FRIEND. SO WHERE'S MICHAEL?
HE'S STILL COMING, RIGHT? >> I HOPE SO, THIS WHOLE PARTY
WAS TO MEET HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND. >> I HOPE SHE'S BETTER THAN
JESSICA. >> I KNOW, SHE'S THE WORST.
[ DOORBELL ] >> I'M VERY VERY SORRY WE'RE
LATE, BUT HERE SHE IS, ISN'T IS GREAT?
>> THANKS FOR HAVING US, I'M REGINE.
>> COME, SIT DOWN, WE'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
>> IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. >> IT'S NICE OF WHO TO MEET ME.
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT? >> ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL, NO
PLASTIC SURGERY, THIS IS ALL GOD.
>> GOD. >> YES, REGINE'S A POLLY THEIST.
ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HER.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME A NECK KISS?
>> WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I KISS HER NECK.
WATCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> DID YOU SEE THAT? >> I SAW SOMETHING.
>> SO WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT BEFORE WE GOT HERE?
THE ECONOMIC BREAKDOWN IN VENEZUELA?
>> NOT EXACTLY. OH, WHY NOT?
>> REGINE IS VERY GLOBALLY CONSCIENCE, SHE'S TAUGHT ME A
LOT. WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I BLOW
IN HER EAR. >> DON'T.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU GUYS NOTICE ANYTHING THAT
TIME? >> I NOTICE HOW TENSE MY
SHOULDERS ARE RIGHT NOW. >> WE'RE BEING RUDE, PLEASE HAVE
SOME CHAMPAGNE. WE'RE CELEBRATING TONIGHT.
>> MOET, WOW! WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING,
AVERAGENESS? >> NO, SHE'S JOKING.
REGINE HAS A VERY REFINED PALLET.
AS WELL AS SENSE OF HUMOR. WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TICKLE
HER BEHIND HER KNEE. COME HERE, YOU.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> IS SHE OKAY?
>> OH, YEAH. SHE'S OKAY.
SHE'S MORE THAN OKAY. HER BODY IS LIKE A HARP THAT
ONLY I KNOW HOW TO PLAY. AND ONLY MY TOUCH IS WHAT SHE
REPONDS TO. >> THERE IT IS.
>> YOU KNOW, HER FOOT IS IN THE GUACAMOLE.
>> DOESN'T MATTER, DOESN'T MATTER, MAKES IT BETTER.
I'M FINE WITH THAT. DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
>> CAN I ORDER A DRINK, PLEASE? >> ORDER.
>> I'LL HAVE A MANHATTAN, STRAIGHT UP.
>> OH, I LOVE THOSE. >> OH, THEN NEVER MIND YOU
RUINED IT. A FRENCHLY CORE OF ANY KIND?
>> WE DON'T HAVE THAT. >> THEN YOU'RE NOT READY FOR
GUESTS. >> EVERYONE, I WOULD LOVE TO
MAKE A -- PROPOSE A TOAST TO REGINE.
HONEY, YOU WANT TO SIT ON MY LAP DURING THIS?
NO, NO, NO, LET'S DO, REVERSE COWGIRL, THERE WE GO.
DO YOU MIND IF I SCRATCH YOUR HEAD, YOUR SCALP WHILE I DO IT.
>> OH, DON'T. HERE WE GO.
>> MY DEAR REGINE, YOU HAVE SPOKEN MY MIND.
I HOPE YOU DO THE SAME TO MY FRIENDS.
YOU ARE LIKE A HOT MONA LISA IS SHE WAS DRAWN OR PAINTED WITH
HER MOUTH WIDE OPEN. THAT SMIRK THAT ALL US HUMAN
BEINGS HATE, RIGHT? >> TO REGINE.
>> OKAY, IS THERE ANY MORE FOOD? I NEED TO GET SOMETHING DOWN MY
THROAT TO FIGHT WHAT IS COMING UP.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO. HERE, TRY THE FLAT BREAD PIZZA.
>> PLATT BREAD PIZZA, WHAT ARE WE, IN LINE AT LEGOLAND, NO
THANK YOU. >> REGINE, IF YOU ARE HAVING
SUCH A BAD TIME, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GO.
>> HEY! NO.
LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE, YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU.
YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE OF APPRECIATING HOW SPECIAL AND
REMARKABLE REGINE IS? MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
THIS NIGHT IS GOING TO BE LONG. AND WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
FILMS AND BOOKS AND OUTSIDER ART, BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH
THIS MAN. SO NOW I'M IN YOUR LIFE.
NOW, WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I REST MY HAND ON HIS UPPER BUTT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
[ LAUGHTER ] .
Mirror for us non americans?
Did snl get new writers or something, the quality of these sketches have been getting better. Or did the writers finally got their heads out of their asses.
How many people were waiting for "No capes!" ?