>>> UH-OH.
DORKY DAD ON THE LOOSE. YOU GIRLS WANT SOME SNACKS?
I'VE GOT PITA CHIPS, RAISINS, AND SALT.
>> OKAY, BYE, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET OUT OF
YOUR HAIR. JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ANY
OF THOSE THINGS. >> SORRY 'MY DAD.
BUT HEY, I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING SCARY WE CAN DO.
>> OOH, COOL. OUIJA BOARD.
>> LET'S GET SPOOKY. SPIRITS, WE CALL UPON YOU TO
ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS. IF YOU ARE HERE, GIVE US A SIGN.
>> HA HA HA HA! I AM BEALTHOR, MISTRESS OF THE
NINE HELL. >> HOLY SMOKES, WE SUMMONED A
DEMON. >> ASK YOUR QUESTION, MORTALS.
>> OKAY. I'LL GO.
DEMON, WHICH ONE OF US WILL GET MARRIED FIRST?
>> AH, THE WHISPERS OF THE DAMNED FLOW THROUGH MY HEAD.
THEY SAY SAMANTHA SHALL BE FIRST TO WED.
>> SAMANTHA! >> DEMON, THANK YOU.
>> DO YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD CELEBRATE, YOU GUYS.
>> PIZZA! >> PIZZA GIRLS, AT IT AGAIN.
>> I MEAN, I LIKE PIZZA. >> OH, I THINK WE'RE KIND OF
DONE WITH THE OUIJA STUFF. >> OH, SAME HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD GET ON OUR PIZZA?
PINEAPPLE! >> EW, THAT SOUNDS GROSS.
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, PINEAPPLE IS SO GROSS.
I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT THAT. HEY, LET'S WATCH A MOVIE.
MOVIE GIRLS AT IT AGAIN. >> I DON'T KNOW, BEALTHOR, IT'S
KIND OF LATE TO START A MOVIE. >> YEAH, I WAS THINKING THAT
TOO, AS SOON AS I SAID IT, I WAS LIKE, IT'S TOO LATE, I'M SO
STUPID. >> GIRLS, WHY DOES THE WHOLE
HOUSE SMELL LIKE BRIMSTONE? OH, HEY, ASHLEY, RIGHT?
>> NO, DAD, THIS IS BEALTHOR. >> IS THAT GREEK?
MAZELTOV. ANYWAY, IT TURNS OUT WE RAN OUT
OF PITA CHIPS. I THINK I DO SEE SOMETHING
BEHIND YOUR EAR. OH, IT'S A GO-GURT.
IT'S THE LAST ONE SO TAKE A SQUIRT AND PASS IT AROUND.
I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS, WORKING THAT SWIFFER.
>> DADS. >> TOTALLY.
MY DAD IS ALL, I'M SATAN, GOD CAST ME OUT OF HEAVEN, WHAT A
LOSER. >> WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING
ABOUT? >> MY BAD.
SORRY FOR BEING WEIRD. I'M JUST REALLY STRUGGLING WITH
MY HOME LIFE RIGHT NOW. AND I GUESS I'VE BEEN FEELING
REALLY UGLY LATELY. >> DON'T OR SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE.
>> I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>> GUESS WHO ORDERED THAI FOOD. SO IF YOU GUYS COULD JUST THROW
IN FIVE BUCKS THAT WOULD BE -- WHERE'S THE GOTH KID?
>> HI, SATAN? CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP?
THESE GIRLS ARE BEING SUPER FAKE.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING.
WERE YOU GIRLS BULLYING BEALTHOR?
>> DAD, SHE'S LEAVING. >> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT,
CHRISTINE. SO SHE HAS HORNS, BIG WHOOP.
MAYBE HER DIFFERENCES ARE WHAT MAKE HER COOL.
>> YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. SANDERSON.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'LL BE NICE.
>> HEY, SO MY DAD SAYS THAT I CAN'T SPEND THE NIGHT.
ANYWAY, I'M SORRY FOR RUINING YOUR PARTY.
>> BEALTHOR, WAIT. THESE GIRLS HAVE SOMETHING THEY
WOULD LIKE TO SAY. GIRLS?
>> BEALTHOR, WE'RE SORRY. >> YEAH, WE THINK IT WOULD BE
PRETTY ILL IF YOU SPENT THE NIGHT.
>> REALLY? >> YES!
>> YAY. HEY, WHO WANTS TO KNOW HOW
THEY'RE GOING TO DIE? >> ME!
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