I no longer care for sports

[Music] [Music] if you're anything like me you don't like sports i go get the ball you just threw it you go get it i feel like if i was better at sports i'd like them more but i am not good at sports if you're to look at my history with sports you will see that my performance it is bad yo catch i don't really like watching sports either but i do understand there's a little crossover with what constitutes as a good time snacks hanging with the boys balls i can see the appeal it's just not my thing for me personally i do other stuff for fun oh ice give it a good stir i did it he likes it you want a sip you want taste [Music] you like it you like it oh yeah yeah you want it you want it go get it the other thing i like to do for fun is learn things online indiscriminately well there's no easy way to say this so i am sponsored by skillshare again skillshare is an online learning community for creatives where millions come together to take their next step in their creative journey have you looked at my youtube videos and thought hmm well if you'd like to make your own youtube channel you can learn from the man the myth the legend himself and kbhd writing your script shooting your videos growing your channel is really good maybe i should take this class skillshare is specifically made for learning so there's no ads which is great and there's new premium classes always being added which is also great it's great skillshare costs less than ten dollars a month for an annual subscription but if you'd like to try it for free then there's a link in the description that will give you a free trial of premium membership for the first 1000 people that click on it thank you skillshare for sponsoring this video okay so the first sport i ever went out for was basketball my parents signed me up to the local ymca and every practice session was everybody just throwing basketballs at the hoop for like an hour and i was really not good at it in fact the entire time i played basketball i never made a single shot except for one time we were playing some game against a much better team who continuously scored on us i hardly ever got the ball because everybody knew that i could not handle that but in this game i was in a really advantageous position and someone tossed the ball to me and there was my shot wide open and i took it and i made it i was so happy for my first score and then we lost the game i have made no significant difference on the outcome and then i got a medal i do not know how that works out but it was fun i got so much dopamine in that moment that it seared a memory into my brain i can't remember what i had for breakfast but i'll always remember that moment i don't know how i feel about giving kids medals for losing i don't know if it's really good for mental development but it does feel good after a certain amount of time i stopped playing basketball and started playing baseball instead at this point i was a little older and i had marginally improved on my hand-eye coordination so i could take baseball a little bit more seriously and this time i was on a team with my friends which was awesome it made playing the game way more fun there was a snack bar at the place that we played games at so we could always go and get like big league chew and this is not interesting at all but the nostalgia i get while looking at this product is palpable it's potent it's pungent big league shoe is so good actually hold on amazon bigly chew there it is i can get a pack of five for eight bucks there's a bucket but yeah baseball i was also very bad at this game i might have been older i might have had better hand-eye coordination but i was still bad at throwing pitching hitting you could just generalize it and said that i was bad at the whole game and you'd be right i remember playing this one game where the ball landed right next to me all i needed to do was pick up the ball and toss it but while i was trying to pick it up i wasn't looking at my hands i was looking at the runner just rounding the bases and i kept missing while i was picking it up so i was just looking at the dude taking all the bases while i was crouching over looking like a dumb idiot and then i looked down and saw that i was missing it picked it up and tossed it but the runner got a home run by the time i threw it guess who was mad at me for that one the whole team if that doesn't sound that bad trust me when i say it looked way worse if you watched it play out tough inning i'm going to go get some more bigly chu i'm out of the old chew gotta all right i was bad and everybody knew it including me they even yelled at me to not throw the ball when i got it because it usually meant someone was going to get another base if not an entire home run because i would just miss all of the time except for there was one time when i shut everybody up we were playing a game and we needed one more out to win i was short stop at the time which is right here and the ball was hit right to me i picked it up and everybody was telling me don't throw it just we'll get him out on the next hit but i didn't listen instinct seeped into my brain i was all animal i got the out the whole team was shocked including myself and it was the complete opposite of the basketball game because that throw won the game for us i mean it wasn't a really impressive throw but when you take the worst player of the game and you get an out it's a little bit cool everybody was freaking out and they everybody did that thing where they came up to me and they hit me in the head because they're like good job i don't get that in sports where they just hit you and spank you but it is a form of endearment so it felt very good to be congratulated that was the coolest play in baseball that i've ever made and i'll always remember it because all my other memories playing baseball were really embarrassing so i guess i get why people like sports it's exciting when things go good it's just that things don't go good for me a lot when it comes to that this is kind of irrelevant but i was thinking about when i was playing baseball i remember this time that there was this kid that we were playing against who was pitching and he had been hitting every person that went up to bat and then i went up to bat i could see that he was really upset and then he threw the ball and he hit me i was like hey i don't have to walk i can just he can pitch again i didn't think that hurt at all and then the ref was like nope you have to go and i was like okay then i walked to first base and i saw them crying i just felt really bad cause i know what it's like to suck i hope that kid's doing okay today if by some random chance of luck that you're out there watching this right now just know that you're not alone it's okay to suck i suck every day and then after a certain amount of time baseball was done and then i moved on to track and field which was really fun because it's easy you have to do one thing right i like track and field because i consider myself at the time to be pretty quick i am speed i definitely wasn't the fastest but i still prided myself on my ability to run there's no missing the ball on the ground or throwing a ball at a hoop it's just run and that i could do it nothing really interesting happened when i played track and field just because it is very simple look at him run yeah that one's fast but it was one of the sports i did there was one day that i became really dehydrated that all i could see was white hey does it seem really bright out here to you guys but that's less about the sport more about me being dehydrated i'm surprised i'm alive these days anyway and then i tried cross-country skiing but that one was the worst because despite everybody's best efforts i couldn't do it every practice after school we would go out to ski everybody will be shimmying around and then there would be me shuffling in place for hours you got this andy yes thank you i don't know what wasn't clicking but i couldn't do it after about a month i ended up quitting breaking up with your girlfriend that's hard beating pogo stuck is really hard cross-country skiing it's impossible sometimes i play golf but never in a serious kind of way there was one time when i tried to play golf with a bunch of friends and it did not go well at all it wasn't supposed to go well because we were just like yeah it's golf we'll just hit it around and if we don't get the ball whatever but the way golf courses work is that they want to very efficiently have everybody moving along from one hole to the next so there's not a lot of people waiting because a bunch of goofballs want to have a good time so they took me and another friend and they paired us up with some random people that we just didn't know they were really nice and they were like it's your first time coughing we're like yeah i mean we've golf before but we don't you know we're not too good and we proceeded to hit every shot into the rough and they're being really nice and say oh it's okay you know you can you can try again and eventually they just stopped talking to us because we were so bad it kind of ruined the vibe it was really embarrassing to be that bad but in the end we met up with our other friends that already finished the course and we got a couple golf carts that just raced around to them which is not allowed i think it made it worth it it was a good memory of mine so i've had my fill of sports not my thing totally understand why people like it but i draw a cartoon not to play sport artists don't want to move they just want to sit and draw i have carpal tunnel so that's on playing sports for watching them you know you don't have to be good you could just watch it right not for me oh my god the amount of things that people have to remember i'm amazed at people's ability to just know who's who the rules how well they've been performing how do you keep up with all of that information oh billy bobby jimmy johnny got three kikis into the goal just last round he's been doing pretty good this season what who is this guy and then they changed teams they were just like swapping them around that's so much data i forgot what i ate for breakfast or if i even ate breakfast ugh it's just way too much i don't really watch sports or go out to games i do like going to the stadium sometimes because the food is yummy you can just sit in the sun and enjoy a hot dog it's like a comfortable thing being there to watch the game take me out of the ball game more like take me home and stop at five guys on the way i'm hungry so in the end uh sports are good just not for me thank you for watching [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Ice Cream Sandwich

Views: 4,482,699

Rating: 4.9793315 out of 5

Keywords: icecreamsandwich, ice cream sandwich, sports, baseball, football, skiing, running, animation, cartoon

Id: 8AlihXsl7Rs

Length: 11min 12sec (672 seconds)

Published: Mon May 10 2021

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