Silicon Valley - Best moments of Season 6

come here stand here congratulations from Team Dinesh yeah [Music] Friday I'm going to Hawaii [Music] congratulations [Music] you licked ass what they did dance kick kick why were those your first two guesses gay what the [ __ ] you're in the game where's the cash so Dinesh thinks this is you correct he's been messaging with her all day and he has no idea it's an nei well we fold a human I guess we just passed the Turing test almost a human [ __ ] guilfoyle we're friends uh hey Dinesh yes can I get the latest tech specs from you please I've already sent them to you five times I don't really want to take through my inbox so if you send it now it'll be on top oh wait yeah sending now thank you - [Laughter] gilfs well what the [ __ ] is going on could I just texted you and you were um we've been texting back and forth all day was that not you complicated question is your shadow you what's that a bot yes so I spent all day chatting with the bots yes you made it AI guilfoyle yes and I was talking to it do you need the real me for this conversation you can't just [ __ ] people then manipulate them because you don't have the decency to want to interact with a co-worker Gabe wants no I feel need a jacket if he walks to lunch and if so can he borrow a jacket look at him [ __ ] Gabe hey could you get me an AI Dinesh I gotta say this is amazing Gabe whines and complains yeah I didn't ask just takes care of it thank you so much my aunty sent me a Hawaiian shirt yeah Dinesh must have told her about Hawaii stop why would a I Dinesh be talking to your aunt I specifically told you you could only use it with Gabe but it was going so well with Gabe that I might have given AI Dinesh access to all my contacts just to handle talking to my auntie and my parents why would you give a I deny access to your context you [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm one of your contacts so so at some point ai Dinesh is going to reach out to AI guilfoyle oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] indeed uh hey Dinesh yes Gabe I think the network is down thank you good hate Dinesh yes Gabe can you fix it over seven million emails all on our servers my servers virtually all containing racist invective and pornographic diagrams yep care to explain AI glitch human error I will rectify oh oh no don't delete a Dinesh I love him I can be more like AI Dinesh I'll learn from my mistakes I'll optimize my challenge delete it hey - can I get the tech spec from you please shucks so this morning Colin cut a new-build of gifts of glue to a staging server okay this is Balder each capital city of Gulu mia those are some google nights wearing gelatinous armor this is just a game pretty standard stuff Wow until I turn on the microphone how are you doing Richard are you hungry would you like some pizza what da [ __ ] he's using our API to run ads directly in the game engine crazy right Domino's Pizza in a fantasy medieval universe why it's enough to make you want to go on vacation and he's even using our ability to track sentiment now even if I say nonsense words it assigns them an emotional value [ __ ] me so unless we get rid of Colin which we can't he is going to put this on our network money just perverts everything at this point I could stand to be a little perverted yeah I want to be a lot perverted I want to blow money while it talks to its wife on the phone I want to Sutter honey Oh microphone Bertram while I have you you don't have me Richard's just tasked me with streamlining productivity and balancing headcount can you explain to me why you have no one working under you just seems odd considering that the agile board is showing that you have a massive backlog you're new here so I'll forgive the patronizing tone I'm more concerned with being right than being fast and I don't like dealing with people to wit are we done oh you're that guy what guy exactly the brooding arrogant guy who refuses to take orders self-taught coder who looks down on anyone who's taken a class you're probably an atheist or something more contrarian you claim to be an anarcho-capitalist but you work here and pay taxes you've probably read half of Neal Stephenson's Krypton a macaw and it's about 50/50 whether you own a snake it's golf right no it's a thing mr. Gil well yes ma'am is this your new team it is five people as you requested that man over there Ken isn't even coffee guy barista yes and Joyce was watering the plants Mona was working security Dan and George they were painting the lobby until today which reminds me they all need to change their LinkedIn status to play caters of middle management I'll be honest this is sort of a first and here you thought I was just that guy you know mr. Gilfoyle you're right you're not that guy because of the seven companies I've helped take public every other that guy accepted their limitations took on a team and managed to get their work done some of them are now billionaires none of them would have gotten into a dick-measuring contest with HR when they were two weeks behind so lucky us I guess you're unique you don't you'll pull when I first heard the phrase dick-measuring contest I thought it was a contest to see who could you measure the most dicks but it isn't is it guilfoyle what are you gonna do Gareth huh you're gonna buddy [ __ ] me cuz that's what you do to your buddies now isn't it get out war no that's too much son oh my god this is court Richard this is you're walking away for Richard do not she's your new little code girlfriend don't this don't this googly-eye no no no no okay okay okay look I'm sorry no all right I oughta knock your teeth out you [ __ ] made [ __ ] steep raised you think I'm scared to catch a case what's the [ __ ] I'm sorry Jared I I didn't mean it okay I'm sorry Court I didn't mean it who keep her name out of your skanky little mouth you little little bit oh my god don't shoot me Richard Kevin you look like [ __ ] so do you I see so until a Richard Hendricks reports an assault I technically can't turn myself in for it that is correct and what about a restraining order can i I take one out against myself on his behalf no what if I threatened you guys just hear me out [ __ ] pigs I I hope that you get cheated out of your overtime how about that [ __ ] maybe you could just try calling the guy mr. Goyal you wanted to see me before I left yes Tracy I did I wanted you to be here when I push my entire backlog of code you finished all of it in just 24 hours I did all by myself I'll take that apology now mr. guilfoyle you said that I had to choose you said I could have a fast or I could have it right but I just got it fast and right and all I had to do was threaten your manhood by assigning you other coders it worked in seven other companies and it obviously worked here we're back on schedule now why would I be sorry about that I respect your skills thank you see you in the morning thank you triathletes for being here today to support a wonderful cause hooli cares hooli cares do you take your marks he's in the water you sure I cracked in Dec Gavin's hooli watch don't ask me how I did it I've got real-time GPS location the blood pressure body temperature heart rate I can even see where he is in his menstrual cycle looks like a good day to [ __ ] him you know I really gotta consult with my wife before I make such a big financial decision you're really gonna let a woman tell you what to do so you've got some old sign W yeah and you can just countersign hold that in your form to sign in at the end there do that and we'll be out of your way fresca let's have a look-see huh to whom it may come son okay and actually the signature page I've done these things before yep no I know I know if this is a competition to find out who the shittier person is I'm not sure it's something that I can add to I can Dinesh this must be said Gavin you think you're the most faithful guy in town but you're not even the most spiteful guy in this room the truth is I am a bad person how do you think we got the money for this deal I lied to my cousin's face he is going to lose 40 million dollars give or take plus his estate in Hawaii I hope see I suck did you know that instead of breaking up with a girl that scared me I called the FBI and sent her to prison the test was right I've pressured my direct reports to buy Tesla said they could not afford because I wanted better wheels then a guy named Danny and when I was 8 years old I stole my friend Ali's jump rope and tied it to the back of a truck that drove away and then I told him I had no idea what happened to it and when he cried himself to sleep I ate his British candy and told him God took it because he hated him Jesus hi Bertram guilfoyle no I'm John okay okay here they are it's a push-to-talk hooli phone 13 - X here's a hooli phone right here and here's a hooli phone right here and she stopped talking sit in that chair do not touch or say anything okay hey John yeah could you grab my extra spudger I think it's on my desk next to my chessboard okay cthulhu limited-edition huh that's right anything else nope okay Caspian heart cracked open like one of his father's briny lobster traps he whispered he whispered I am NOT a member of the prestigious Prout's Neck Yacht Club truth be told I am but truth be told I am but a lowly man of the sea she was my mistress but now I pray that you might be as well [Applause] hey John yeah did you move the white pawn here opening move now okay [Music] I'm gonna go hit the head I actually back in about two minutes okay Bishop to e6 check me [ __ ] okay so that's 42 games for me and zero for you you want to play again I think I'll take a break okay okay [ __ ] yeah right you see the chicken the racism car I banged her in the famine truck I'm sorry what is this mr. trailer for my festival Russ fest three days of partying sucking and [ __ ] on a plot of land so far out even Nevada barely wants it I'll be serving today's comas exclusively it's gonna be like Burning Man except I'm like a [ __ ] ton of money so earning man I love you [ __ ] so we in in what Russ fest there's no internet in the middle of the desert Richard maybe that's why no one lives out there I don't know I'm not an archaeologist all I know is that telling it's gonna cost a [ __ ] fortune to get the infrastructure out there unless you guys do it for free why would we do it for free because it's cool it's good for your brand well rest we appreciate the interest I like where this is going but [ __ ] there's just no way we could do both and you would rather do Hawaii than Russ fest I would rather do my own mother than Russ fest how come whenever you guys want to do some [ __ ] I'm always like yeah but whenever I want to do some cool [ __ ] you guys piss all over it you know what you miss have fun shoving pineapples up each other's dick holes and [ __ ] holes

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Length: 20min 14sec (1214 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 15 2019