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part of a COVID-secure shoot. (upbeat music) - Welcome ladies and gentlemen. I am Count Blackula. - He's not even a vampire. - Today, we are going to play a game. (laughing) You're in my dungeon. I wonder how you got here. I teleported you here. - What? - I have powers. (laughing) - He can teleport anyone anywhere? - Shut up, anyway, today
we're going to play a game of hide and seek, ooh. - [Sidemen] Ooh. - How reliable. - You guys scared? I'm going to find you, but I'm going to give
you five minutes, yes. That's more than that KSI guy gave. So, without further ado, hide away. - [Sidemen] Ooh. - Don't let me get you because I'm going to
whip you hard, real hard. - Hey, hey chill man. Chill chill chill. - Are you doing the L-dogs? You taking a piss? Okay, we'll see. Straight up your ass. - Yeah, no one's hiding here. Would you try look at that. Vikk in a box. (crosstalk) - Vikk in a box. - Whoa. - Can you get your legs up? - Can you even do that? - No way. - No, he can't do that - No, I can't do that. - And Harry almost killed himself again. - That's a few traps, a few random things to get in the way. A little bit of fun. Hopefully my minions don't scare me. - It looks very bright here. That's why we have torches off. Wait until we turn the lights off. - It's this dark by the way. It's this and then it's this. This is what JJ was saying. This is what he's going to say. - It's dark. - Oh, hey, hey. Harry let's go. Harry went wild. - That was insane. - Harry you went scary. - Look at Vikk, Vikk's having
heart palpitations, bro. - One minute has passed. Why did I say five minutes? - Come through there, come through there. - This is not, not through there though, not through there. - This one? - [Sidemen] Ah. - We got a friend in the hangers first. - I don't like these things. - She's got a penis around her neck. - What's that? - I'm going through, I'm going through. - Oh, all the way through. Oh God, how do we get through? - We've been locked here. - Lovely weather we're having. - We're half way through
and we haven't hid. - None of us has hid yet. - Simon said we go hide,
we go hide, we go hide. - No, one's hidden yet. - Where's your door? - Where's my what? - Your door? My Donny. - My door? - The door you were gonna hide behind. - Oh, yeah, where is it? - I think it's by the
back, that whole line. - Why are you walking into me though? (Sidemen get surprised) - I'm trying to get a hiding spot. - Yo, where did she go? - Two and a half minutes have passed. Wow, this is taking a long time. - You can go back through that door. - Who wants to hide
behind this little sack? - Oh, this is the pies. Ah, I think this is
where to hiding starts. - Do I smell, who is small? - Me. - Vikk's small. Vikk is small. - Like in there. In there maybe. - Wait, everyone turn their light off. - Lights off, lights off. - It's quite light. Yeah, that's quiet light. - No, no, no. Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving. - Guys, guys, none of us are hiding. - You saying that but you
aint hidden either bro. - No, cause I'm about to hide. - Have you ever farted in someone's face while they're sleeping? It's hilarious. Obviously they don't react, but you know what you've done to them. - Oh, I got first hand. - Stay, stay, stay, stay. - I want to hide. - We'll see you in a bit. - I'm so gonna get found here, man. The men stuck me at this hiding spot. - Someone's got to hide here. And that room is lit. - I'm down. - You will hide in the chair room. And someone to sit under there. - I might just hide, over
that corner obvious thought, isn't it? - Can I get? - Who barked? - There's a dog. - Is there a dog? (Sidemen get surprised) - Hello doggy. What are you doing there? - This hiding spot is
not good enough, man. They made me lower my standards. - I'm hiding behind
electric chairs right now. I feel like there's no
way he doesn't see me. Actually, it's hallowed. Look at that. You can't see. - I want to look at the pub. I want to look at the pub. - I fell like the further we
go, we might be able to win. - Yes. - Which is why I'm keeping it walking. I haven't hidden yet. - Keep it moving, keep it moving. - All right, then there were four. - Harry, that's your spot. You said four, right? - With the prostitute? - You do love them frosty, right? - Oh, well I wouldn't that. Wait, hold up, I could be under the sheet. - You could. - Come on mate. - Lie next to her. - Wait, Harry what? You want to lie under a prostitute bro. - You want to lie under a prostitute. - Wait hold on. - You can fit under there
bro, I swear to God. - [Random Person] Ready to play? - I love it bro, I love it man. I love it. - They're gonna get me. - I like that. - What was that, he just walked past me. He didn't even see me. - It's time to play. Ready or not, here I come. Oh. Whery whery art thou? - Bro, when you pay for an hour. Vikk, I swear, yeah Vikk. Nice bro. Get her my guy. - This is goals, this is goals. Wait, does this work? - Yes bro. That works. - That's so good. - All right, yeah. That works, yeah. - When I do it with my camera though, you have it under here with me. - Yeah, I think so. - So this is me. - Don't come from under
there until you hear him. Yeah, Vikk, it looks great man. - Who wants to play? Are you in here? It doesn't open, I knew that. - The good thing about JJ seeking is usually you can
hear him from a mile off. - Let's see if you've entered here. - Oh, these are just the toilets. I knew that. - Oh, get out of my pub. Get out of my pub. - The cheeky poop. Okay, we're in the pub. - It's lightening, Harry it's fine. J. - Oh yes, chains. I used to enslave all my men and women. I'm non binary. Inclusive. - Yeah, I'm just gonna get
in here, let's do it fellas. (scary music) - You hear a thing. (scary music) - You think you can hide from me? Is this someone? You think you can hide, ah? It's just my dummy, that I still shake every day. - There's like material here. - Is there actually any alcohol here? - Oh my God, its alcohol. Oh my God, oh my God Ethan. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't break it, right? Yes. - Lads, there's space next
to me, by the way here. - I don't want you, you fart too much bro. - Everyone's gone now. - I'm gonna hide in the
trap doors behind you. - All right, do it. - [Random Person] Come alone. - Come back and find me. - We will. (Josh laughing) - It's you turn? Are you sure its your turn? - Are you sure? - I feel like someone was in here. God man, what's up with these people trying to scare me, man. Hey, yo, I'm about to
knock one of them out. I swear to God. - Let me show you where Harry is. Okay, go in there, close it. Oh, I can't see. Harry's in there. And then if you want
him to, come out Harry. - Tadaa. - Lovely. I want to sit in there though. I'm sitting here. - There is a lot of commotion in here. - [Random Person] Hi my puppet. - That's a trap door though. I mean that's another door. I can just hide on there, here with you for it'd be more fun. - That's why I love Josh. Come on. - It's not very comfy and its dusty. - Well, oh well. Sweeney, Todd bubba. Oh, it's dark in here. Oh, it's surely there's someone in here. Surely. Yes. I can smell your fear. - He's right there. - Yes, even the random person
thought that was funny. - [Random Person] He's not in here. - What? Are you not automated? Talk to me random voice. before you all chat and
now you want to be quiet. Yeah. Watch when I find you fam. - I'm not going to lie, I
think this is a winning spot. - Harry's in there. Okay. (frightening sounds) Hey. (Josh laughing) - Off. - Hmm, it seems these guys
are very good at hiding. One will we found and when I do, straight off the bum. - He already went past me. He went right past me. I could go back to the store and chill. I won't lie, boys, I'm quite bored. But do I want to risk going
back and JJ spotting me? I think what I'm gonna
do, I'm gonna go back and if I see him coming, I'll run back to this spot cause he's not gonna find
this spot, I think anyway. - [Random Person] Told
you he's not in there. - Nice. - Jesus Christ. Hello, is Josh not here? I'm trying to find Josh. Ethan, are you still there? Where did my friends go? Oh no, there was a boy
that was a boy in here. Is he still here? - He is still here. - I'm going back. I thought I'd come and find you guys, but evidently it was never
be, there's no room in here. - I'm free. I was on shitting on
that hiding spot as well. - Any one here? (random person scares JJ) Okay. Nice, nice. That was good, you know what? He got me. - Well, I found my friends. However, there was no room
for me to hide with them. So instead, I am here again. Ooh, Jesus Christ. - Okay, I don't think anyone's there. - I've got a pie, I just want a pie, I just want a pie. Can I interest you in the pies though? Meat pies for sale, all the pies. Finger pies. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - A mirror place, great, my favourite. I love mirrored places. Okay. Nope. - Hi friend. - What's good? - What's good bro? - Were you hiding in there the whole time? - Yeah. - Pretty sure that door
just moved by itself. There must be someone behind it. Yep, I knew it, yeah. Thank you for that. - I was there and I heard him check. I heard him check all of the, like each at that far corner, he checked over there and
one of the Donny's was like, he's not in here. I was like, that's my
cheat, that's my cheat. - I don't know what to do. - If we sneak. - Yeah, let's fool around. - All right, we are gonna sneak. - We can't lose now, we've won. - Maybe he might get scared and come back. - Anyone here? (scary music) - [Ethan] Hey. - Okay. (scary music) Really? Come on. All right, is that the best you got? All right. I'm gonna, okay. - I cannot believe what just happened. - Bro, bro. He was poking me with a stick. - Where were you? - I was under the sheet
with the prostitute. He was poking me with a stick. - Let me just continue
sticking my thing in this. Okay. Okay. It's taken my, okay. - Where are you going? - I don't really know. - I say we follow him. - But the thing is, is
he gonna turn back soon? - He will. Yeah, I think he will. If we can't find another hiding spot. - Yeah, that's what I'm doing. - Give me your phone. - [Ethan] Get out of my pub. - What? - [Ethan] Get out of my pub. - Get out of your pub? I just want some beer. - I prefer the cruise ship
hide and seek I won't lie. I also prefer the, even the prison one was all right. I'm genuinely scared on this one. - Can I have some beer? - [Ethan] We're out of stock. Go to the next room. - You are out of stock? - [Ethan] Go to the next room. - All right, how about pina colada? - [Josh] Sorry puppet,
it's not in here today. - Man, I'm scared of the actors. - Yeah. - One walked up to me and
just said, I smell fresh meat. - Vikk meat. - I was behind the thing
and one of them goes, I know there's a puppet in here. I was like, you don't know nothing. - Oh, I just get off mate. - Okay. What is that? - It's a drink. - One more drink. One more drink. Are you gonna come out here? Oh, perfect, thank you. Okay. - We should have just chilled. We should have just
chilled in the backstage. - This is no, we can't do this. This is too unfair. He sucks anyways. - He stinks bro. - Great. That was fantastic. (Ethan mumbling) (Josh and Ethan laughing) - Oh, you found them. - Well, I think I thought one of them. - What you found, what do you mean? - I think I found one. - Who? - Only one puppet. - You. - You found me? - Yes. - I really hope it pains JJ, that he can't find any
of us and three of us are just wandering around
together, not even hiding. - Can I have my stick back? - I don't know where your stick is bro. - I'm pretty sure you took my stick. - Did I take your stick? Let me even look. There's your stick. There's your stick. - You with the stick. - There's your stick, bro. - What did you do to it? Did you eat it? - It's probably it's just stick. - Boys, I found another
uncomfortable hiding spot. - That's where I was gonna lie. I used to fit into hiding spots like this. - My chest is too wide
bro, my chest won't fit. - It looks like your face won't fit. - Why are you looking at me like that? - Do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I'll support this? - What are you talking about? - Let me just randomly, let me just put this stick in here because there's no one else. - Well, I took it last time. Who's taking it this time? - Go on Tobi, lips in. - Lips in? - Yeah. - Mouth to mouth resuscitation thing? - No, no, no, just your lips. - Just lips? I aint got any lips. - He needs the kiss of life. - He needs the kiss of life. - Bro, he's got no lips. - Bro, he needs more
than the kiss of life. - Bro, I took the stick. - The stick is gone now. I have no stick. I have no stick. I put it in the hole and
now the stick is gone. Great. Mystery man, do you
want to reveal yourself? The stick, I got the stick back. I got the stick back, goodbye. - Wallahi, that light just turned on. Did you push a button? - No, I think, I think the, the whoever's in this room
with us, he's trolling us. - No, get me out. - I know they're there. Who's this, bro? - They have super powers bro. - Who's this? - We're not alone. - No one's there. - Well, which way do we go? - Who did we see, who did we see? - No worry. Try the double doors. - Well, hello. (Sidemen get surprised) - Can I get a fist bump? Can I get a fist bump? No, no, no, on second
thought, you know what? It's cool. - You're welcome to come to
chill in the curtain with us. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Come on, yo, come chill. - That light wasn't on before. - We just chilling in here. This is where we have our meetings. Right, should we go continue
find us somewhere to hide? - Oh well, hello there? Stick eater. - We got lost, so now we're backstage. - Did we come through here? - No. - No, this is just gonna take us back to, that way it goes back
to where we just were. - Right, we've got to be
able to work this out. - What the? Three of the smarter Sidemen. - Oh. - Oh, you've missed the whole section. You missed like three rooms there. - Oh, well. - How the did he get all the way to us? You got us and you by-passed three rooms. We're at the end. - This is the end? - There's one more room. We were the last two. - Yeah, we did come through here. Yeah, we did. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, so this is the start. - We're back at the start. - All right. - Okay, so now what? It's like that scene in "Finding Nemo". - The others must be hidden well. - Bro, we weren't hidden well. - All right. Very guilty, yeah? - Let me guess, someone's in here. - Whoa! Whoa! - This is my guide. - Oh my God bro, I just my pants. Oh, I just my pants. - You know what? I'm all right. - Oh, I just my pants. - These are his parts though. He told you it's his parts. - We should follow him. - Can you see that I'm on cams? - No, it's the next one. - Tobi's on cams. He's the imposter. - No, one's dead and you're on cams. Don't sweat bro. Don't sweat. - Why does this feel weird, this section? Okay. Are we getting judged right now? - That was in the other room. That was a cold house. I think that's, there's stuff in here. - Okay. Well, I definitely heard the noise. - I think that was the speaker lad. Get out, get out bro. - My God, I escaped. My God, I escaped, I escaped, I escaped, I escaped, I escaped I escaped, I escaped, I escaped. - Freedom. - Yeah, that's the exit. So look, that's to show
you how far you got. - Bro, you got to the end. - We got to the end. Sorry guys. - This is why me and
Ethan were under the bar thinking we're fine. - Bro, you bypassed us all. - I escaped him. I escaped, I escaped,
I escaped, I escaped. That was me, bro, I just got scared by me. Can I find a friend? - Harry's gone away. - Wait, JJ. - Yes. - I swear this door wasn't open last time so someone must've been
in that secret room cause the door's open. - We're in a cell. - Yeah. What? Josh run, Josh go. Josh go, Josh go. Josh go. Josh run. - How did he actually just run off. - Can I get one of the, - Little one. - The finger pie specials please? - Cream pie? - No finger pie. - Oh, this one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. What kind of fingers do you want, sir? - Can I get an exotic please? - Who is there? - So where is everyone? It's Harry. Hello, hello boys. Boys, boys, boys, I was hiding in this little cupboard thing and I hear him like walk
in the room, him even Josh walking to where I was, I
opened the back of the room, boom, just hit the door. He's got Josh and Ethan. - Which way was he? - Right there past the bar. We can go. - I mean there's not much that way. There isn't much. We've got to get away from that. - We got time. He's all the way at the end. - Hey. - You thought I'd run. I won't run. - He thought I'd run. - What are we gonna do? Where are we gonna hide? - I don't know, there's
nowhere to hide this way, bro. - Yo. How are we here? - You're too scared. - Shut up. - You're scared. You scaredy cat. - It's dark. - Should I just sit in the corner? - Tobi hides behind the double door. - If it works, man you're a legend. - Let me try. - See the whole block next
to it, yeah, hit that. - You've been judged. - Yeah? What have I been judged for? - Watching porn. - Is he guilty or not guilty? - Guilty. - Oh wait, that's a crime? - I'm gonna stay like this. There's no way this works. If this works, I'm the
king of hide and seek. - Get that door, mate. - I just don't want to be in here anymore. I won't lie to you, it feels
as if I'm in a nightmare. - I told you, I told you
I heard the door, bro. - Where can we hide? Where can we hide? - [Random Person] Where can you hide? - Oomps, oomps, oomps. - Come on. - Oomps, oomps, oomps. - Lyrics, lyrics. - I got a big dick. And I'm called lucky though. - Come on. - I'm gonna shake your mom, then I'm gonna suck it out. - I'm gonna sit here by the pumpkins. - Oh my goodness. Just stop and hide there. - I keep hiding in the loudest rooms which is good cause I can make noise and I can talk to you
about under the volume. But its bad because I
can't hear them coming. - Shut up. - Chill out. - Well, its dark in here. Where have they gone? Where have they gone? - Shut up. - It's the pumpkin, not me bro. - Shut up. Pumpkin. - Oh they fully just, great. Yeah. Okay. All right, it's this way. I'm getting trolled, ain't it? - I think we can go meet him. Confused the out of him. - Okay. Nice. Every time. Like, what were you doing over there? Why were you there? There's literally nothing here. Are you reading this? Why was he here? - Don't break it. You can do your, mute the sound wave, your favourite, you're dancing move, your favourite dance moves. - This is a bit offensive. I'm gonna stop this. - Why is it so dark in here? - I'ma swear, he just walked past me. I'ma swear, he just walked past me. - We got to go backwards. Let's go to the start. - The start? - Here, come, come, come, come, come. Come hurry, hurry. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. - This cave is quite annoying. Which way did I come from? Okay. Okay. Where did you two go? (Ethan and Josh running) - I've just see Ethan and Josh. I think Ethan and Josh escaped. Like either, I've won,
I don't care, I've won. (Ethan and Josh and Tobi laughing) - We had fun. - Did you enjoy yourself? - I had a great time. - Wait. That's a new person. - Bro, have you not found anyone else? - It's just you three. - Are you taking a piss? - I think Ethan's run away again. - Hey, let me show you where I was. Let me show you, come,
come, come, come, come. - I thought you were done
and that's why I hid there. - Oh wow. - Word. - All right, let me
show you my hiding spot. Simon was hidden there. - Oh, for God's sake. Simon was here? - Yep. Tobi was hidden here. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - Tell me when you
passed sort of everyone. - You've gone past Vikk and Harry as well. - I think we follow them. - Okay. - They'll protect us. - For now. - What? - I've been hiding in
hindsight for the last like 20 minutes. - Oh, you poked Vikk with a stick. - I poked Vikk? - You poked Vikk with a stick. - Oh my God. - He was under the sheet
with the prostitute. - No. I honestly poked him so many times. Why'd he move? No. - You just get to the good
stuff, is that what it is? - A little bit, right? - Tobi, we were hid under the bar and he didn't open it
at all he just poked. He just poked it until we
started pissing ourselves, get out of my pub. - Yeah, there's someone here. - We can just chat. We can get to chat again? - We could but you wouldn't find me. - Yeah, I think people if they knew it. - Where are you going? Where are you going? - Is Vikk is hiding in the back area. - Hey you good. - In here, is anyone in here? Hey Simon. - Keep going, keep going, hide. - Where'd he go? - So you come through before? - Yes. - Yeah, all right. So you can short cut in and out rooms. See? - Oh, hi Josh. - I found one. - There he is. - It's too bad. - Hell. - You. - Did you go back roads? - I used it once. - And you might've missed
two people run that way. - Just now? - Harry's like Harry's kind of diet. He was like, I'm gonna stay here. - That's why I sat in it. - They just had enough
dissecting the venues 10 hours. - Come here fam. - What's going on? - Oh my God. - You just left the punk. (Ethan laughing) - You just let him go. He's that way. He's not very good at seeking. - Shut up. - So you'll check every single corner. Someone could be in there,
a prostitute you know? Someone could be under the sheets. - Oh my God. That's actually, oh my God. - Oh wait, he's gone. - I literally poked this so many times. No. - I'm staying here. Just don't look at me, all right? - Well, he's just gonna stay
there like that as well. - Come on fam, where are you? - [Random Person] It's getting warmer. - Shut up. - Did they find you in the spot? You sit behind the door. - No, I sat in the corner
and everyone walked past me. - Me and Josh were running away again. - Hello there my G. - Hello brother. - Oh Vikk saw me and Josh and went, I'm just winning bro. - Who's been found? - I got found. - Has he not been found? - I have not been found either. - How many times have I gone through here? Jesus Christ. (Simon humming) - That's your favourite old
school like church tune. - I know I saw tik-tok about
top 10 primary school songs. - Well then, there you are. Oh you. Found him. Piece of shit. Sake. That's it. Simon, oh there he is. (Sidemen laughing) I wanna die. I hate this. - You know when you found out. - I was literally right there. - Oh my God. This is a hour. I hate this. - So I guess, well done, you won JJ. You know, you poked Vikk with a stick? - Yeah. I caught him anyway, I literally was poking you with the stick. - You didn't know it was me? - I dint know it was you. - You were poking me. Okay, so you were hitting
me here, here, here, here. I'm like, no balls, anything, but you so nearly round by my balls. You didn't know? - Bro, I didn't know you were there. - I thought you were like tormenting me. - No, I was just like, I was poking hard cause I was like, oh, surely like if there was someone here
they would make a noise or something. - Bro, you so nearly hit my in my head and hit my balls, so nearly. That was hilarious. - This is an L for me. I didn't feel like I won. - Yeah you didn't. You didn't. (upbeat music)
