- Welcome to The Sidemen Try
and Burn 70,000 Calories. Whoa. - Another bloody calorie challenge. So today, like you know, we're supposed to be
burning 10,000 calories. Well, that's the aim. - Ask me if I've got
10,000 calories to burn. Look at me. No. I'm jetlagged to shit. (man knocking) - [Simon] Rise and grind, gamer! (JJ sighing) - So you might think, oh Ethan goes to the gym. He can enjoy this challenge. I would enjoy this challenge, if I wasn't horrendously
ill at the minute. I've been coughing up
like green goo for ages, it's not great. - Now, I tried this on my
own channel and I got 6000. So today, I'm just trying to
beat myself, realistically. But as it's the Sidemen Channel, I'm gonna put in a lot
more effort than my own. (upbeat music) (man farting) - I have burnt 594 calories. Oh my God, so I've got
to burn 9,500 calories. Whoa. - Whose fuckin' idea was this? Whose idea was this? - The premise of today's challenge is it starts at midnight. From midnight, we have
until midnight tonight to burn 10,000 calories each. What I'm gonna do now is get
myself a good breakfast in, and head to the gym. We have a maximum allowance
of two hours in the gym. (upbeat music) - I think I've shaked this
because it is currently, it's 3:06 A.M., I need to go to sleep. Chris M.D. is arriving
in about five hours time, I need to let him in. Yeah, I need to get some sleep. I got a long day tomorrow. I've currently burned, I don't know, I haven't even checked. I don't really know how many calories. Maybe like 150, 200? But I think I burn a lot in my sleep, because I sweat like hell in my sleep, and I have really intense dreams. - [JJ] It is 9:13 at the moment. And I have 815 calories at
the time of me waking up. - Okay, 9:20 in the morning and I am on 762 calories. Me and JJ, we're headed to the gym. I've chosen the ugliest
shirt I could choose. JJ, do you like my T-shirt? Do you like my T-shirt? (crickets chirping) I'm part of the big dick football club. (man sighing) Look, big dick club FC. - [JJ] Fuck off. - [Simon] Shout out Kyle Freezy. Let's go! Come on, bro! And for anyone wanting to know what my breakfast looks like
each morning, that's it. It is literally an oats
packet with peanut butter. Pow. - I've been up for literally
just about an hour. And I've done fuck all. Meanwhile, all the other
guys are at the gym. But I have burned 800 calories
in the time I was asleep. - Where we're at. So it's currently mid-day, and we are going to
football in 20 minutes. Now I've had a bit of
a slow start to my day, so it's not ideal. But what I've done basically is done a bit of the
cleaning 'round the house, which doesn't sound like much, but again Hooverin',
it gets you worked up. So I'm currently on a grand total of 1073 calories at midday. Before we head to football,
before I do anything, 1073, so that includes sleep as well, you burn calories in your sleep. And so who knows how much
I was at when I woke up. - Okay it is midday, I'm
finally joining the race. I've dragged myself out of bed. I'm sure the other guys are
far ahead of me in calories, so I'm gonna have to
quite literally catch up. We're playing football, shortly, so I'm gonna run all the way to the place we're playing at. And I've managed to burn 869 calories. So I'm 8% of the way there. Hey, even more. - Ah. - All right, your boys into the gym. I'm here with Simon, what's up?
- What is this place? (men laughing) I don't know what's goin' on. - I'm too tired for this. It's weird seeing you up at this time. - Yeah, look how red I look. - Oh my God. - You've dirtied me here.
- No. (men laughing)
- You've done me a dirty. Look! - All right, I'm gonna go
do some treadmill stuff, I think--
- I'm goin' on the bike. - Oh, you are. - We're playing' football later, so I'm trying' not to use body weight, even though there isn't any. - Oh, you're being tactical with it. - I'm bein' tactical.
- He's bringing smarts. Okay, I see you bro.
- I like how you say that and then you're still
going to the treadmill. (men laughing) - I've ran half the journey and now we're gonna
lineback to the gym, lovely. Pow, we've done it. We're up at the gym. So as you can see, we have reached 1047. 9000 left to go or just
under 9000 left to go. It's getting there. I'm gonna try a different type of training that I don't usually do. The two-hour time already started. We're gonna do slum balls, kettle bells, rope, and skipper. That's the aim. Now let's try it out. (relaxed music) Six minutes in, 60 calories down. - Oh, it's like 11:30. I've done nothing. (casual music) - [Simon] All right, I am done. We did 30 minutes each, 16k. I am done. He's still running. You almost done? - About 4.28 km down and still going. - [Simon] All right. - Three or four minutes. - To help me burn calories today, I'll take the stairs. Great. (casual music) How the fuck are there
still 30 floors to go, man. - Oh, my God (coughing). All right, so I had a shower, took the FitBit off to go in the shower and now I can't find my FitBit. I've torn my room upside down, there's no sign of the fucker. Oh, I gotta leave for football in like five minutes as well (yelling). - I've burnt 223 calories, my heart rate's at 160 and I'm just about to be here for 20 more minutes. I had a meal so I will
be eating two of these. - [Harry] Yes, come on. - [JJ] Whoa! Okay, done. Those are the statistics. You hungry?
- I'm starving. - [JJ] Yeah, let's get some food. What are you saying calorie wise, bro? Ohh.
- All right, what have you done? - All right, you ready, bro? (men yelling) - I'm running little
bit late for football, which is great. Which means I have to rush around, which also means that
I've burned my calories. Which also means I'm
gonna run there probably. So I'll probably see you at football or I'll be running. Who knows? - I'm going now, I'm a little bit late because I realised I was
wearing the same T-shirt that I wore in the last Sidemen video, which was recorded like
two and a half weeks ago, three weeks ago. But here's how we're going. We are currently, we're at 970. 970 calories, it's gonna get
to 1000 before we get there. I actually burned 50 calories
running up the staircase in my apartment building
when I forgot my T-shirt. Got a bunch of weird looks but hey. - I'm very, very ill, very ill. Oh, look, my hair looks like a beggar and I usually follow
a push-pull leg split, which is more bodybuilder based. And I think that once I
reach an hour of this, I might just do a leg session for the last hour. My main thought behind
doing a lot of circuit and then a leg session is that hopefully I'll pre-exhaust my legs for football, which will mean that they'll work harder during the football, which means burning more calories. Anything that will help today. Any little bit helps. (inspirational music) Squats are one way to
get your heart rate up. Oh boy, 895 calories burned. If you're wondering what I'm doing, I'm doing 60 kg squats for like six or five. Just really because that
circuit took a big toll on my legs as well. - [Simon] We're on our way
to play football in a second. But we're gonna eat first. - Yeah, I got chef. She's already made me food, isn't it. - [Simon] You know I've
got G-Fuel though isn't it? No, that was my fuel yesterday. (men laughing)
This is fuel. That's my fuel.
- Pizza Express, huh. - For fuck's sake (laughing). - All right, this is what I'm eating. We got a fruit bowl, yoghourt, and honey. Ohh. Aw, getting that fuel for the day. Aw, this challenge is gonna suck. (relaxing music) (forceful exhale) - Gotta smash of protein bar down me greedily 'cause I get on the bike, get home, freshen up,
ready to meet the boys for football. - Ethan has done 13,000 steps. He's done 2.9k calories.
- What? - But surely he's gonna get tired earlier. - Yeah, yeah-
- He's done two hours in the gym already. - He's gonna do fuck all. - He said he woke up at 8:30. - Man, what a try on. - Vikk just woke up. (men laughing) Josh has done 1080 and Harry just doesn't
wanna put his amount. (men laughing) - All right, boys. Do you wanna know how badly I fucked this? The challenge stated at midnight. I went to bed at 3 AM. - What did you do in those three hours? - Nothing, I was charging my FitBit. I forgot to charge it.
- All right. - And then woke up at 8 AM to let Chris in and to go to the gym all morning. Instead I went back to bed. Ethan's been in the gym all morning. I've currently burned 1000 calories and we're halfway though the day. - It sounds like you're fucked. - [Simon] I am fucked there. I'm in the bin. - Oh, come on Bazinga. He's ill but he can do it. All right, so it's almost
time to leave for football. I've got the Sidemen FC kit on that you can get from SidemenClothing.com (hand hitting) too. I've just thought of
an elite tactic, okay. So what I've done is I've packed three pairs of pants, two pairs of socks, as well as the ones I'm wearing, and three tops, and three pairs of shorts in a bag so that I don't
have to come back home today and I can punt off of
other people's showers. So therefore, I'm out for longer and have more of a chance
of burning calories. - Hey, yo, you guys
done the 5k before this? - Yeah, I did a 20k.
- Nah, bullshit. - 20k pal.
- You ain't done shit. - Free the football triple Ds. - Where my queen? What, what the fuck is that? - Free the football beards. - So Dwight does your football? - [Man] Yeah, baby. - Fam, what's wrong with you? How is that a fumble? Ah, fam, he's taking a piss. - I've made it to football. Hello, pussy ass. - Wait, how many calories
did you just burn? - No, really, what do you mean? - [Josh] How many calories is it now? - [Tobi] No real adrenalines,
what do you mean? - Hey, yo, I forgot my Sidemen clothing. - Go ahead and give us a plug. - This is just hella dark. Wait, it's dark, it's dark. Come back. - All right, discount code is football (laughing). - Creative. - Woo. - All right, so what's everyone on? - Not much. - I haven't heard what you're on. What are you on? - 1k, mate? - Why have you got a banana on there? (men laughing) - Wait, what, blimey, he
actually has a banana. Bro, why do you have a banana on there? - [Tobi] It wasn't there before. - [JJ] Bro (laughing). - [Harry] I haven't got a banana. - Hey, yeah, I ain't got no banana. What the-
- You don't have your bitmoji pack on. - All right, well I'm on 1727. - I'm on 2021. - [Tobi] I'm gonna catch all of you. - I'm on 1240.
- I'm 1398. I just sprinted here (chuckling). - This is-
- What are you on? - [Tobi] This is from running
down the stairs, 1039. - 1.1. - And Ethan?
- 3.120. - 3.1.
- What have you done today? - Woke up.
- Woke up. (men laughing) - Bro, I've been filming it all. I'm 3.120. - Vikk's on less than him and he's run. - I'm at 1.1 'cause I train here. - When'd you wake up? - Like 11:30, mate.
- Oh. - All right, well we're playing football. This video's gonna be
over on the second channel and we're gonna show some
of the highlights now. Where we're gonna run. I'm gonna enjoy being on the fitness team. - [Tobi] Fitness team,
fitness team, come on. (guys yelling)
(electronic music) - What's happening then?
- Have I got the foul? - What's happening?
- Have I got the foul? - [Tobi] No one's making a fuss. - [Man] Man drop a foul. - I didn't get fouled for that? - [Tobi] Well, what do you expect when you fly cocks to the pitch? (men yelling) (electronic music) - Best football to grace the UK. Scout me. (men yelling) - How's that going today? - All right, halftime. We're losing 10-7. But that's not what's important. - Yeah, obviously, yeah. We actually-
- We only care about the calories. - Yeah, we're just playing badly. We're just running.
- Calorie time. - What are you on?
- 1.485. - Oh, Jesus.
- How? - 1648.
- Hey, how did he, he's gone up like 400. - 3641.
- 2100. - 1.848.
- 2420. - 1357. - Let me get-
- Hey, I'm ahead of you by 300.
- Look, I'm last. - You've got 10 hours 40 left. (men yelling) - Look what you did, lad.
(sad violin music) - Shit, mate.
- What happened? - Wow.
- Just the crutch and providing me supports.
(men laughing) - He's rolled his ankle. - You know when you step off a curb and you roll your ankle. He kicked the ball into
that part of my foot, so it just went all the way. - Wow, did you hear that? You kicked the ball.
(sad violin music) - Hey, don't do that to me, man. - Can you stop hurting people? - Shit. Well, be sure to subscribe to him. Officialcalyx.
(sad violin music) (men playing) - No, stop, you're helping him get his heart rate up. He's getting his heart rate up, we're burning calories here. - Well, has it gone up? No, get back over here.
(laughing) (men yelling) - 10,000 calories, yay! - [Josh] Simon in the middle. (men yelling) - He was well inside. (upbeat music) - That's for saying it
was out of the bounds. That's better than a goal. That's better than a goal. - Can I get, can I get, can I get five minutes, maybe? - His soul has left his body. - We're taking another injury. There'll be none left soon. - Ow.
- You little liar. You're an amazing end goal. - [Josh] Are you okay, beautiful? Deep breaths. - That's all it is, just
a couple deep breaths. (men yelling) - Hey, if that one's in and
you're getting a penalty, mine's definitely in bounds. - No, those two pins. No, no, no, I mean mine is a goal 'cause that punt you threw was here. - I was here, bang. Turn on the camera. - Your leg is on. (victorious music) Goal, another goal. Screamer, screamer. - What's the score? What's the score? I don't know what it is. What's the score?
- 10 minutes. - Fuck, no one's fucking answering me. I got no respect. - [Cameraman] What's the score? No one knows. - We're already in so we can do anything, I don't know, well, as far as the score. - [Simon] You're not
winning, I give you that. - I think we're winning, right? - [Cameraman] Last time I
checked, you were a bit behind. - That's why I get the premier pro in the lead with two of their goals, we're still winning. - The score is 12-9. - What, no.
- 12-9. - He's getting old. That's not (laughing). - 12-9. The score-
(men laughing) - Unreal. Unbelievable stretch in the second pass as usual in the world. - You sound so salty 'cause you're slow. - (laughing) I'm very
slow, bro, look at me. - And I thought it's
only you but that's fine. - Would you look at that. Wait, where's the shadow at? (heavy exhaling) More crutches. Crutches, crutches, crutches. I'm on crutches. Is that a word? Aw, man, this is going terribly. I'm on crutches, can barely walk. Foot's fractured, sprained ankle, liked sprained the side of my foot. Thank you, JJ. Really, really appreciate it. Thank you, thank you. - Calorie update. How's everyone feeling after football? Not good.
- I can't do this all day. - So, what are you on? - I am on 2660. I'm a quarter of the ways. - I'm on 4330.
- You're a hope. - 1.9.
- I'm on 2.1. - I'm on 1.7, man. - I'm 2.4. - I'm 2.8.
- Yeah, but you're done. - He's ready for a nap.
- Yeah, he's done. - Ethan is our hope rat. - So some of you all are
going rock climbing now. - [Josh] Yes. - And then me, Harry, and
Tobi are going go-carting. - But we're gonna refuel first. - We're gonna eat at Nando's - We need food.
- No breaks. - But you look bad if you don't eat. - I don't wanna take a break. - Bye.
- Good luck. - I don't wanna take a break, I can't afford do. All right, I need to catch Harry. I'm 200 behind. I reckon rock climbing
is where I get Harry, that's where I clench it. I'm gonna do big rock climbs. Or I might jog on the spot all day. - Peace out, camera. Peace out, you. - [Josh] Lovely Nando's and
then we've got Vikkster. I'm on 4.4.
- Really. - [Josh] Yeah. - Oh, you've been to the gym then. - [Josh] Yeah, I've done
my two hours in the gym. (relaxed music) - [JJ] Ready to burn some calories? - Huh?
(JJ laughing) [JJ] I think I've scared him. Look at him, he's tired already. I'm good, that's it. - I need a nap. - [Josh] It's good for you, I know that. Heart rate, heart rate. - When I wake up from a nap though. - [JJ] You're gonna have a nap? You can't have a nap on a calorie day. - I'm not, I'm telling you, I've ever run. We're going go-carting-
- You have a nap. - There's no nap today. You gotta do everything to get up. - Say, are we driving
like two-handed people. Who are you (laughing)? The Plum Bunkos, that's your new name. All right, the boys are here. - [Josh] What did you just do? You just walked across
Tower Bridge, didn't you? - So yeah, as we can see back there, that's the first time
I've walked on London, is it London?
- Tower Bridge. - Tower Bridge. First time I walked on Tower Bridge. - [Vikk] 'Cause he doesn't walk. - But I don't walk, I just cart it. Man-
- So tourists. - Hey, let's see how many
calories we're all on. All right, right now we're
off to do some rock climbing, get a bit more calories in there. - Use the upper body. The whole body hurting. - I'm super excited to see
you guys rock climbing. It's gonna be good. - Well, I've never rock climbed in my life so this should be a big mad (laughing). - [Harry] What are you doing? - Not sweating from me glands. - [Harry] Are you
enjoying that one, Chris? - I enjoy my pack too. (men laughing) - [Harry] Star jump, burn some calories. Give me 20. - [Simon] All right,
we're here, we've made it. - We are a couple of climby boys. - [Simon] None of us have done it before. - Shh. He touched the top of it. He's that GW. (Simon laughing) Okay, you can show 'em what you can do. - [JJ] Is that lovely? Oh, my God, look at that. - [Simon] You're a show off, mate, you're a show off. - [JJ] Hello, come on, come on. Show us what you got.
- Please. - Yeah, I ain't doing that. If I make it, I ain't doing that. Remember you got next. He's got limbs, he's got limbs. - [Simon] Logan is
laughing himself to sleep. Man he's tired. (laughing) It's hard, isn't it. - [JJ] Hey, yo. Hey, it's the Indian Spiderman. - [Simon] Yes now, yes now. This is impressive, lad. Yes, this is very impressive, lad. Yeah, little G, I like that. Nice.
- Oh, go on, Vikk. - Yeah, you got it.
- Or should I say ♪ Spiderman ♪ ♪ Spiderman ♪ ♪ Does whatever he- ♪ - [JJ] Go, you gotta grab it. - Go on.
- Go on, straight. (men yelling) - [Ethan] Three, two, one, go. Super long. He's up the wall. He's up the wall, bang. - [Vikk] About three seconds. - Out here, out here. - Out here, out here. - Naruda students, what do you mean? - Gang shit. - He actually is doing that. - [Josh] He did do that. He did do that, yeah. - What's happening? - Say gang shit. - I'm not doing that. - He's a Jersey boy (laughing) (upbeat music) - [Simon] Oi, go on. Now set on that one. - [JJ] Oh, keep your feet up there. Nice. That was a legit pin, good shit. - [Harry] KSI, the good star, climbing his way to the championship. - [JJ] Piece of shit. Oh, my stomach. - You climbed the charts. It was a struggle but
you actually got there. - [Josh] I made it in
top times for the week. No. - [Harry] Yeah, oh crud. - [Josh] Do you see that, 46.7? Harry's at what?
- 47.6. - [Man] Hey, Harry
couldn't breathe, come on. - [Josh] Look, I made it to
the top times of the month and it's the 31st of the
month, just to let you know. I mean I'm down there. I lost the Spiderman, but still. Top times of the month, go bugger. And shit as far as the newer times, so the race is on my
friend, the race is on. - [Simon] Ethan's out here, still ready to climb another one. Are you okay? Is this the end of the road for you, lad? How many calories you are? Have you hit 5k yet? - [Ethan] Oh yeah, we
have to say calories. Let's have an update. - [Vikk] Come on, JJ. - 3854.
- 2536. - 5305.
- 2.8. Oh wait, what's the other ones? 3.4-
- 3.8. I've finished go-carting and I'm at calorie number 3326. - [Tobi] How am I gonna catch you? I'm on 3.5. - [Harry] You can do it. That's how you get 46 seconds at go-cart. Let's see, let's see. [Tobi] That's fucked. - [Harry] That's viral. - [Josh] That's a blood blister. That's disgusting. Who wants to pluck it? - [Tobi] Hey, Harry, what are you on? You on 3k yet?
- 904. - Look at this guy.
- He's begging it, he's begging it. - You've got seven hours
to get 7k more calories. - [Harry] No, mate, I've
got this in the bag. I haven't even been to the gym yet. - You're in for nap. - See, I messed up by driving. - [Josh] I mean, it
shouldn't do as much good if you sat down. - Yeah, okay, maybe I didn't mess up as much as I thought. - Oh, now get it, get it, get it. And then-
- I knew he was gonna do it. - Yay!
- I knew he was gonna do that. - The squad are done at the gym. When we say done, we mean done. - And when we say gym,
we mean rock climbing. (men laughing) - That's not a good time. I think I fell and hit
my head when I fell. My body's leaning. - I'm shoving protein bars in my mouth. - Honestly, I feel like
I've been finessed, 'cause the way my body is hurting does not equate to about the
15 calories I burned there. I'm breaking 3k, just. - What are you on?
- 3k, just. - I'm approaching 5.5.
- 5.5. - 3.7.
- 3.7. - 3.9. - [Simon] I'm catching you, bitch. - I'm a little surprised
you didn't stop him on the mat after. - Honestly, I'm just
holding my camera hard. It's getting lower and lower and lower. Anyway, d low time. Go for a little swim, a little puddle. I hope it tracks well 'cause I'm not about to swim for an hour for it to say you've done 100 calories. - So you finished and it
just gives you 10 calories. - I might drown myself. You might think Ethan is
cause playing crog pits but he's just really
struggling to walk right now. - This ain't the one. This ain't it, you.
- That ain't it, you. - Look who we bumped into. It's a dishevelled looking road to shore. - Wait, then you caught me here. - I don't know. - All right, Harry, what are you on? - I'm on 3088.
- Huh? - 3008.
- Huh? No way. We're on the exact same calories. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. Oh Josh is coming back out. There he is. - Where are you at?
- 3.4. - [Vikk] 3.4? Why are you going fast? I'm coming for you, Josh.
- You ain't doing shit. - I'm coming for you.
- Oh, smoke. You expecting the smoke. - Back home on a measly 2.7k calories. So I'm gonna take the
stairs up to my flat. I'm not gonna tell you like
how many there are to go but it's a lot. Man, 'cause I know
there's gonna be a comment like oh, the number of
likes is how many steps Tobi walked up. I know you've already commented it. And if you haven't,
well there's definitely like 200 comments like that now. - I've just arrived back at my flat. It is currently nearly 6 PM. I'm on 5.7k calories burned for the day, which is, I think it's
pretty good going, so far. I've just agreed with JJ that I'm gonna go to his boxing session later just so we can hop in and out of training, it'll be quite good. Hopefully burn a few calories there. What am I doing now, though? I'm gonna show you what I'm doing now, mother (speech warping). I'm about to have a hot salt bath. No, not having a bath, a hot salt bath. - I know there's gonna be a comment like oh, this is how many people commented about how many steps Tobi climbed. Shut up, shut up. I'm gonna pass out. Oh, my God. - The plan is, I'm
gonna give Vikk my band. - I'm trying to beat you. You are my competition. We're neck and neck. - Exactly, so we'll go out
together the same time. - You think I'm cheap. Oh, I don't walk. No, no, no. (laughing) - What's your price, your price? - 50. - Here's the deal, I
will be a good companion and I'll be helpful when
it's my opportunity. - Oh, that's a good one.
- No, I'll just kill you instead.
- Oh, God. - 50, 50's my price. I didn't even go, I wanted to eat. - All right, 50, 50, 50. - [Josh] And you just want one? - What, for free?
- Yeah. - Vikk has got 50 quid. - [Josh] What do you want? - I think I'm going harder than
him, so I want at least 60. - [Josh] 55. - 55 and a handjob. - [Josh] What? No, 60, 60, 60.
- Good. - Okay, I've got a blood
blister, so (laughing). You absolute you, mate. - Surely, I'll pay you
the money back later 'til I do 10 hard
minutes in the gym, mate. - [Simon] We'll cross that
bridge when we come to it. - [Ethan] Just say yes and don't do it. - [Simon] All right, okay, yes. (men laughing) - I'm a get on Josh's text. You still get pan a time texts. - Yeah.
- Wait, you can get texts onto these things? - Yeah. Not to your FitBit. You get it sent to your phone. You get texts to your phone and it goes to him. - [Tobi] I'm just zooming in on your face at this point.
- Why? - [Tobi] Why? I don't know why, I'm just doing it. - All right, well, I was going
to get a massage right now but the guy just came 20 minutes late and still didn't arrive so
I had to cancel the booking 'cause I wasn't gonna make it in time for my session with Leon. I guess now I just gotta sit in the sofa, my dick in my hand, and just wait 'til I head off, I guess. Bullshit. - I been telling you all day
my FitBit's broken, right. - Okay.
- That's Harry's and that's mine. I'm telling you, mine is frauding. - [Simon] Nah, this one's dropping, this one's dropping. - [Vikk] No, it isn't. - Yeah, it is, look.
- Yeah, okay. - [Simon] 83. Okay, nah, yeah, you're
frauded, you're frauded. - I've been working hard. - [Simon] Wait, let me check
mine, let me check mine. So 101. Oh!
- You're nice and balanced. I've been given a dodgy FitBit. (Simon laughing) Whoa, that's mine and that's Harry's. (Simon laughing) What's going on? - [Simon] Yeah, you're just gonna have to accept you're done. - But I've done more
calories than him, look. Harry has done 3.2. Ah, shit.
(man laughing) Ah, shit. - We're running.
- Let's go for a jog. - Oh, no, my body is so tired. - Stop and stare. They think I'm moving
but I'm going nowhere. (forceful exhaling) I need a break, man. Will I get copyrighted for that? I don't know. (Tobi making rhythmic mouth noises) Not a bad effort from the young Tob-jizzle. That's how you say it, by the way. Not Tob-jizzle, not Tobi Jizzle, Tob-jizzle. Just call me Tobi. Just call me Tobi. - Okay, we are absolute
mugs for doing this with Josh and Harry's band but I just wanna prove how de-synchronized my FitBit is. - And why am I doing this? - I don't, you're just
part of the programme. - Right, so I've had my bath and showered up and everything and the life hack of
having a skipping rope at hand at all times is that you can work out anywhere. So I'm about to go to my terrace and have a little skip for
about 45, maybe 50 minutes before I have to leave for boxing. I have boxing with JJ at 8 PM. If I don't win this, I'll
stop flexing in every video. If I do win this, I'm
gonna have to flex forever. How about that (laughing). - [Simon] All right, so we've been running for about five minutes. This one's yours.
- This is me. - 145.
- This is Harry. - [Simon] - 1.67. - I'm getting Harry more
calories than I'm getting myself. Look, he's clearing, he's escaping and it's because of me. He's not gonna pay me. - [Simon] Yeah, he's not gonna pay you. And he hasn't uploaded in awhile. - Honestly, I don't care. I'm so annoyed about the FitBit. Harry thinks my honour is worth 50 pounds. No, no calories for you, boy. - [Simon] Meanwhile, I like Josh. - See, the thing is, Harry did not want to say how many calories
he had when I left. - That's a really good point. - Neither did Josh. - Nah, it's Josh. Josh will know.
- Yeah, Josh will know. - At all points, Josh will know. - The thing is, I think
Harry is gonna compare. He's gonna compare with my calories and be like, but weren't we the same and now you're ahead. I'm just gonna say look,
yours was reading wrong. This is a secret between me and you guys, and Harry when this video comes out. But by then it doesn't matter. - [Simon] You're fine,
you're fine, you're fine. - Oh, no, what's happened? - [Simon] No, it's good
for you (laughing). - Tell him, you're not,
he needs to hear about it 'cause you was doubting me. You was doubting me at my low point. I told you.
- Get to the point. What'd I tell you? Speak up. What'd I tell you? - You'll catch up with me.
- Huh? - You'll catch up with me.
- No. - That you're slow.
- No. - That you're comfortable. - True, but no. - About my being ahead. - It could never happen. - What did he say? I wasn't listening. - My BPM. I said it's lower, right, it's lower. - [Man] Harry, Harry, no your BPM. - Your BPM runs 20 higher
than mine at all times. I switched wrists, I switched
wrists, the same thing. I did a run, the same thing. Let's see if it's the same. Now watch, I guarantee now
it's high, I guarantee it. This is mine. We were at 86. - 84 (laughing). - [Simon] I don't know. Hey guys, I don't know
what he's talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. - Okay, so we finished food
and it's not going well. If you've got any further
calories, I'll take that. - I got you 300. - I think it's about 200 further calories. So I'm happy to take that. I can actually eat food and burn calories at the same time. But now we're headed home and we're gonna try and
burn some more calories. - I hit 4000.
- And I'm at 3.8 so I'm not far behind. But it's the, what time is it? - It is 6:41. - Yeah, ropes. Ropes, ropes, ropes. I'm gonna try and get 6k,
that's my aim, I think. 10k is impossible. The point here is 10k
is actually impossible. Not impossible but you have to be, have to hit like, basically. - It is very dark when you
get out to places like this. I'm very, very blessed to be here. Look at this. I'm allowed to skip with
that in the background. I'm chaffed. I've been going 28 minutes and I've burned 318 calories. There you go, you can see here. I think I'm gonna carry
on another 15 minutes, just to give me about
10 minutes to get ready before I leave to head over to boxing. Ethan, Ethan Bazinga, you
used to weigh 110 kilos. 110 blooming kilos. You can do this, you can persevere. You've faced tough troubles in your life and there's no fear. 10,000 calories (mouth
spitting), it's breakfast to me. Breakfast. Let's fucking go. (guitar music) 467 calories in 42 minutes. Not too bad going. So I'm literally gonna head downstairs, and grab my stuff, get changed, and head over to go and box. - All righty then. I have decided to go for a nap. Yeah, I think that I've, I don't think it burns off calories but I can not be asked. - Home sweet home. Oh my, okay, let's check some stats. 27,000 steps, 70 floors, 21.8 kilometres, 3700 calories, 317 minutes of activity. So that's five hours. I've only been awake seven hours. Geez, done a half marathon today, so far. Still more calories where I haven't even hit my gym sesh yet. (guitar music) - There you have it,
no rest for the wicked. We are leaving the building again. Time to get over to boxing and let's see if I've still
got any moves in the tank. Let's say that, yeah. Don't know what I'm saying, to be honest. - Hey, I've arrived. Baz, you know you're making me jealous hearing that sweat drip. I had a nice, cold shower. - But I had a hot bath.
- Really. - And a hot salt bath. - And JJ, I do not envy this man. Watch out, watch out right there. ♪ No one ever sees me, sees me ♪ ♪ I'm losing every battle ♪ ♪ No one ever sees me, sees me ♪ ♪ I'm losing every battle ♪ ♪ No one ever sees me, sees me ♪ ♪ I'm losing every battle ♪ - I can't move. My left calf is completely dust. Bro, it won't uncramp. It won't uncramp, bro. - You need some salt in your body. - Bud, you need to rest. - Doing this again. No rest today. Every time take the stairs to get my calories up. (upbeat music) Next day of challenger
games, I'm coming for you. - I have arisen from my nap and I'm now heading to the gym. (upbeat music) Look, Tobi. (JJ grunting) (violin music) ♪ No one ever sees me, sees me ♪ - Me and Tobi came up with a plan. Just a little bit of giggles and jokes. I can't stop here. - [Tobi] I was thinking, lad, you're slowly sliding off. - Anyway, so yeah, I'm
gonna text in the group chat and say, whoever loses, it was a forfeit by the way. I'm telling this until
now, but I'm gonna forfeit. We've got Ethan on board
so you can tell the guys who also, they're at the gym so they're at the gym somewhere, who are at the gym to get himself ready to forfeit and gloat with them because Ethan's winning right now. - [Tobi] He's already won. - And hopefully they will react and go, whoa, whoa, wait, what, what and they're keen to get here and they'll stress out for no reason. And when we get to midnight, we'll be up a bit and
then I'll go my fault. - Well, Vikk and Harry are neck and neck with their scores right now so both of them, they're
working out together, I think. - That's true, yeah. - So they're gonna both be
there trying to sabotage. - Okay, I could not
believe what I've just seen but Josh has put in the chat that whoever loses this challenge has to do a forfeit. He failed to mention this
at the start of the day, which I would've had a
completely different day. I would not have gone bloody go-carting, I would have fucking run the whole day. And I actually think he's put this in now 'cause he's confident he's not gonna lose, the little bastard. So, what's the word, in protest of this
outrageous whatever it is, I'm going home, I'm going back to bed, and I'll just take whatever
forfeit they have for me because fuck 'em, this is ridiculous. Yeah, I'm going home. Son-of-a-bitch. - [Ethan] Josh just text the group, by the way, I didn't mention this yet, but there's a forfeit
for the person who burns the least calories. Have fun. - No, way. - Well I'm glad that I'm,
it's not gonna be me. I'm safe.
- I'm good, I'm good. Bro, I'm out here training.
- Bro, we're training. - Oh, man. - [Leon] Now you better be good, bro. - Harry's put, it's gonna be me. I'll just take it. (men laughing) - Look at the drips. And I'm currently on October the 2nd. I'm 4937 so I'm closing in on 5000. I'm on hour two at the gym, so I can pause, as I'm
not gonna be training for the next five minutes. I'm gonna recover 'cause as my heart rate
will soon be going, I'm hitting the same
point I hit last time. So when I did my own channel, I hit this point already. There's no point any more
so I'm not gonna hit 10k. - [Harry] Listen here, I'm at 5086. - I'm just going for
the glory of not losing and I think I'm just gonna
try and beat my own score and that's it. - [Harry] What'd you get last time? - 86,000 but I'm not, I need to check it. - I'm done out here. I'm called Mr. Cramp from now on. My whole leg's done, whole leg's done. I'm at 43,000 steps, that's decent, and 7100 calories. I'm gonna say I've won. I think I've won. - You definitely won.
- I think I've won. - [JJ] You definitely won. - Yeah, gym chart obviously
chose the right athlete. (men laughing) - All right, I'm done
with my second half hour. 15k, I'm sweating my ass off. And was it worth it? 4810. Doing this again. (bingeing) - My luck, I'm finished. So that's awful ridiculous. - That is my two hours in the gym done. I've cycled 42k or something. Josh still has awhile left here. - Right, so we're back at Casa de Baz and I've just hit 45,615 steps
with 7372 calories burned. I need some salt in my body
because I keep cramping. So I've got myself some hula-hoops and I'm saving myself 'cause I think we're gonna hit McDonald's
when we get to Vikk's. Fill me up, baby, 'cause I am hungry. I've been doing this
whilst I'm ill as well. You can still hear it a bit. I'm still a little bit burned up. I reckon if I was fresh and I woke up at maybe 7:00, you might
have got 10k, Ethan, you might have done it. But I think it's an impossible
feat for the rest of the day. - Okay, me and JJ are
just about surviving. The time is five to 11. We have one hour left of
the challenge 'til midnight. I've been playing catchup game. I went into the gym on 3.7k calories, I've come out on 5.4k,
so that's 1.7k calories- - That's ridiculous.
- Inside two hours. - And 6142 calories, man. - That's, I'm hoping, well,
I'm hoping that's not the case. - Yeah, I'm hoping that second- - I don't know if Josh, we don't really know what Josh is doing. We don't Josh's movement. - I don't know if Josh went ham. I don't know if Simon went ham. - Josh might've went psycho. - Ah, it's all mad.
- Josh might've gone psycho. Ethan will just be in the clear. - It's all mad in the Dunya. - Okay, I'm done with the gym. I feel like I had more time. I feel like I could've run more. Ended up walking a lot 'cause my legs are dying. It's now time to head to Vikk's 'cause I've got 20
minutes to get to Vikk's to meet the rest of the guys and we can finally announce
our scores to each other. And I'm gonna try to order
us a nice big ole feast, 'cause I think we all deserve it 'cause this is the worst day ever. Well actually it was quite fun. Football and go-cart was fun but this part's the last bit. - The sweat is from
running back from the gym and walking up the stairs, again. My legs are finished. I'm actually in a lot of pain right now. But food's on the way, that's a positive. - Okay, the final 30 minutes. Me and JJ have made it to another gym. That's about the only place we can go. - I'm about to die. - JJ's about to begin the rap-a-thon. This is just about the only place we can actually exercise now without getting stabbed on
the streets of Central London. (JJ laughing) So, there we go. I want 40 reps, 40 reps. What weight you doing? - It's pretty light, to be honest. - Yeah, there we go, easy. Get that heart rate pumping. All right, well, my legs don't work like they used to before. We've gotta do this.
- Hey. - How many reps do you want?
- Yo. - How many you want? - Spider, Vikk. Indian Spiderman. Give me 10 from now. One, two, three, come on, bro (laughing). - I mean, you could take worser walks, I suppose, couldn't you? It's nice, very nice. Update, I'm just walking. I'm on like 46 point something k steps. I kind of just wanna hit 50k steps and then see what other
calories I can actually get to. But I'm enjoying this. Whew, I've never felt
anything like this before. Trying to burn 10k calories in a day? Warning, disclaimer, don't do it. - I need 50,000 steps. Baz has got 50,000.
- Geez. (Vikk breathing) - Yo, follow us here.
- (laughing) Oh, shit. Oh, look at him go. - I need 50,000 steps. ♪ We love you, Vikk, we do. ♪ ♪ We love you Vikk. ♪ - [JJ] Why didn't I just say Vikk-star? ♪ We love you Vikk-star ♪ ♪ We do ♪ (JJ laughing) My man hit 50,000 steps. Hey, there we go. - 50 thou. - I've got a minute and a half left. (Simon humming) I'll write the dedication. - Time! - [Simon] Oh, we did it. - Okay, so Harry has asked me to confirm and write the forfeit in
notes before reading it. - There's a forfeit for what? - Did you not read the chat? - No, I haven't read it. I've been running, I haven't stopped. - [Harry] Whoever's loss, it's a forfeit. - [Simon] Okay, write
it, write it, write it. - Yeah, so he thinks I will change it based on who-
- Josh wouldn't change it. - It's true, mate. - I say it should just be
punches to the stomach. - We've all finished. We're extremely proud of
or effort, except Tobi. I'm kidding. I'm proud of you for other reasons. - You were the second fastest in sales. - So we think Ethan won. We know Ethan won.
- We know Ethan won. - Go on, Ethan. - My final score is 51.6000
steps, 16 miles covered, and a whopping 8085 calories burned. (men clapping) So 667 minutes, which
equals 11 active hours. 8085.
- You'll be slim soon. (men laughing) - Your boy, K to the S to
the I got 6482 calories. (men clapping)
- No, you've done something. - No (laughing). - He's done something. He's on 47k steps as well.
- You are? - You are unfit (laughing). - What do you mean?
- You did 1000 calories in like two days. - His weight- - Yeah, yeah, I lighted the tap. - Mine, guys 6491. (men yelling) - Oh, shit. Boy, you went nuts. Damn! - He just beat you. - I did the same as him. - I'm down with the active minutes, bro. - It's just that little bit.
- Yeah, yeah. No way. - Two hours on the treadmill nonstop and then when we got back here, I ran in circles in the
gym here for half an hour. - Wait, so you did two hours
on the treadmill non-stop and then did weights in the gym? Is that what-
- No, no, I ran, I ran. I ran in circles. - You said in the chat, I'm
doing weights in the gym. And you said two hours.
(men whooping) - He broke the rules.
- You broke the rules. - He's cheating, man. - 6447 calories. - What'd you do?
- 6.2. - [JJ] - 6.2. - Bro, that's outrageous. - [JJ] Damn. - Wait, I'm actually 40 away but I did more steps, I think. - You did 1.8? - Yeah, I did more steps. - If only we were doing
the step challenge. - I know. - I was 100 ahead of
Josh with an hour left. I got 6037.
(JJ laughing) I did the same as him. - So, Toby, did you get
more than 3000 calories? - Yes. - Oh, oh, 3500?
- Yes. - Oh, smaller, smaller. CPR, CPR. - Did you do more than 4000?
- Yes. - 4100?
- Yes. - 4200? 4300?
- Yes. - 4400?
- Yes. - 4500?
- Yes. - 4600?
- No. (men cheering) - I want to win. Yes. - [Vikk] Oh, a good thing
you weren't extremely unfit. - Now you can read out the forfeit. - Read out. Don't read it first, just read it. - Okay.
- Oh, no. - You fuckin' bastard.
- What did I just say? Read it out. - There is no forfeit. (men laughing) Son-of-a-gun. - Oh, it's like that. Son-of-a-gun. - We've already done. We've done the forfeit. The forfeit was today. - If you lost-
- Go team. - I've got hope but I'm not gonna fucking lose my head over it. (men laughing) - [Simon] The feast has arrived. The feast is everywhere. Everyone's feasting, enjoying their foods. - [Tobi] Happy Meal. - [Simon] So are you happy? You've got a little cupboard
for the winner, yeah. - Winner's cupboard. Fuck you, man. - [Simon] What? That's a bit aggressive. - [Harry] I thought we were a team. - [Josh] No, that was yesterday. Well, we actually were a team because you did 300 calories for me. Well, yeah. Thank you guys for watching and... What?
- Hi. - Oh, fuck off. I hope you like the video and yeah, see you next week. Bye. (rap music)
