Q's Replacement

[Applause] excuse me I'm here to pick up my weapons and hardware for my next mission good evening mr. blonde who are you I was expecting Q I'm s I'm Q's replacement he's on assignment with P and T pity hmm well you won't feel that way once you've seen what I've cooked up for you very well let's get started I have a mission in five minutes certainly first do we have your gun look standard issue to me you are mistaken a sensor was put into the handle that can recognize your fingerprint so only you can shoot it remarkable even better can distinguish your emotions so it can only be fired when you are feeling calm pardon you must be feeling calm and collected to fire it why would you make that for a spy who's under constant pressure in danger I'm never calm well I assumed you wouldn't want to shoot anyone when you're feeling across that's the perfect time to shoot someone well aren't you the stabbings fine oh just foot press on then yes minor oversight I'm sure this is a fascinating little gadget if you click that button there it can detect the mobile phone service of your enemies if you click it again it'll send them a text that says Jim blonde is coming get out your guns in hide nice flare right I'm confused as that also detect their location so that I can find them no it just sends the text what let's keep moving what does this do oh yes that one is good if you press that button there and put it in your pocket it makes you give off very foul odor why would I work your enemies will hate it they'll be wretchedly uncomfortable I don't want to make them uncomfortable I want to kill them oh yes then you'll love this this is a simple poison three drops of this in your opponent will be filled with a murderous rage and then they'll die so they're filled with murderous rage but I have to remain entirely calm to be able to shoot them yes that made more sense on paper let's just keep moving what do you have the Queen's face mask so you can impersonate her at any moment but I'm a man I'm a formula that makes your entire body glow in the dark our water remain hidden okay an iphone that explodes what it's near your face good glory just a here a simple dagger something I know will come in handy actually that's candy okay yes just one useful item would be lovely okay fine just hold your jets um let me see what else I have aha that's an orange what is it yes it is impossible expectations I think you're being a bit of a dandy prat I'm not being little you know what just give me the parachute what pear-shaped yes I meant to jump out of a plane in two minutes oh yes instead of a parachute I made you these never been tested on humans yet but the arms fair just fine are you mental actually the orange exploded I don't know why I said that just give it to me thank you this is agent 9 to base the threat has been neutralized with faulty hardware mr. blonde will be dead within the hour you know I still haven't left the room yet right never mind I failed [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,447,571

Rating: 4.9593458 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, James Blond, James Bond, Bond, Spy, Tech, Gadgets, BYU, DC, Divine Comedy, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Funny, Comedy, Humor, College Humor, SNL, Sketch

Id: vRBprADcUZM

Length: 3min 59sec (239 seconds)

Published: Mon May 13 2013