>>HEY BOSS, YOU WANTED TO SPEAK WITH ME?
>>ALBERT? HI.
>>HEY, HEY. >>HOW ARE YOU?
>>GOOD. GOOD. ♪♪ JUST WORKING ON ♪
♪ MY LATEST JINGLE. ♪♪ JUST FLOWS OUT OF ME.
I CAN'T STOP IT. >>YEAH. THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. UM-- >>GOOD.
>>SEE, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WRITING JINGLES FOR US FOR A LONG TIME, BUT LATELY YOUR WORK HAS BEEN MORE OFF-PUTTING THAN ATTRACTIVE TO CUSTOMERS.
>>WHAT? WHAT ABOUT MY PIZZA HUT JINGLE?
THAT WAS MY BEST. ♪♪ PIZZA HUT PIZZA, A HOT AND STEAMY MESS IN A BOX, MM. ♪♪ >>YOU REALLY SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT JINGLE? >>UH, NO-- WELL WHAT ABOUT THE
♪♪ WE PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE SO EVERYONE ♪ ♪ CAN SEE YOU GLOW. ♪♪
>>YES, ALBERT, BUT THAT JINGLE WAS FOR LIVER FAILURE MEDICATION.
YOU CAN'T SAY SEE YOU GLOW TO PEOPLE WITH JAUNDICE. >>OH, OH! WHAT ABOUT MY NIKE ONE.
THAT ONE WAS MY BEST. ♪♪ NIKE SPORTSWEAR IT ONLY CHAFFS
WHEN YOU MOVE. ♪♪ I SEE, THAT ONE IS A LITTLE WEIRD.
>>YEAH. YEAH. >>STRANGE. >>HONESTLY, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO
TALK ABOUT YOUR LATEST SONG. SO-- >>WHAT?
YOU MEAN, ♪♪ IT'S THE NECTAR OF ♪ ♪ LIFE SO DRINK IT UP! ♪♪
>>ALBERT, 18 PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF THAT JINGLE.
>>WHAT? HOW?
>>THE PRODUCT WAS MOTOR OIL AND YOUR JINGLE TOLD THEM TO DRINK IT.
>>OH... >>WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?
>>SEE, I WANTED THE CARS TO HEAR THE JINGLE AND DRINK THE OIL,
NOT THE PEOPLE. >>WHAT? YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE ALBERT. AT THIS POINT, PRETTY MUCH WHENEVER ONE OF YOUR JINGLES RINGS AN ANGEL GETS SHANKED AND THROWN INTO A RIVER. >>OKAY, EVERYONE HAS HAD A COUPLE OF JINGLE BLUNDERS ALL RIGHT? BUT WHAT ABOUT MY CREATIVE PRODUCT DIET NAMES?
>>OKAY, BUT-- >>YOU CANNOT DENY THEIR VALUE. >>YOUR PRODUCT NAMES ARE ALSO DISTURBING--
>>WHAT? >>YOU MARKETED OUR COMPANY'S SPAGHETTI NOODLES AS "TINY NOOSES".
>>YEAH, ♪♪ TINY NOOSES SO TASTY ♪ ♪ THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE. ♪♪ >>OH,
AND THEN OUR HAIR DRYER. >>THE HOT BREATH MOUTH?
♪♪ LET IT BREATH ON YOUR HAIR. ♪♪ >>[SOUNDS OF DISGUST] AND OUR DANCE MUSIC COMPILATION.
>>♪♪ TOE JAMS! LICK 'EM! ♪♪ >>LICK 'EM!
WHY? ALBERT, SERIOUSLY? I'M SORRY, BUT AT THIS POINT I HAVE TO LET YOU GO. >>WHAT? GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE. >>OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WILL. >>OKAY.
>>I'M GOING TO PULL OUT A BOX OF PRODUCTS AND IF YOU CAN COME UP WITH ONE JINGLE THAT ISN'T HORRIFYING,
I'LL LET YOU KEEP YOUR JOB. >>DONE!
>>OKAY. >>♪♪ IT'S A HUGGABLE TEDDY BEAR! THAT'S NOT WEARING CLOTHES; IT'S A NAKED BEAR. ♪♪ >>WHAT?
>>I THOUGHT THAT-- >>WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MENTION THAT?
PEOPLE WOULDN'T THINK OF IT IF YOU DIDN'T SAY IT! >>OKAY, UM, ♪♪ STEAK, STEAK, STEAK FROM A COW! ♪ ♪ TO GRANDMA'S
HOUSE TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE! ♪♪ >>OKAY,
NO, NO, NO, NO. >>♪♪ SHINE A LIGHT ON YOUR SKIN WARTS! ♪♪ >>NO SKIN WARTS!
>>NO? >>NO! WHY? NO! >>♪♪ YOU BETTER WET YOUR BROTHER'S BED WHEN HE'S COLORING... ♪ >>WHAT?
WET YOUR BROTHER'S BED? >>I PANICKED.
I'M SORRY. >>THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU'RE PANICKED?
ALBERT, JUST GO. JUST GET OUT! >>CAN I--
>>NO, NO. YOU'RE FIRED. >>OKAY.
>>GET YOUR THINGS AND LEAVE. >>WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT. FOLDERS ARE THE BEST--
>>ALBERT PLEASE. >>OKAY. WELL, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE WORKING WITH YOU AND I'M-- >>YES, YES.
>>I WISH YOU AND YOUR COMPANY THE BEST. >>BYE.
>>THANK YOU. >>BYE.
>>OKAY. ♪♪ DOOR NOBS ARE MY-- ♪♪
>>OH MY! ALBERT LEAVE! >>OKAY. >>TOTALLY RUINED TEDDY BEARS FOR ME.
