THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK TODAY. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. >> OF COURSE. >> I FEEL THE SAME WAY
SOMETIMES. >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC. >> NO, NOT AT ALL. >> James: LET'S SEE WHO WE
HAVE GOT HERE. SNOATD I'M SO SICK OF THAT SAME
OLD LOVE, IT TEARS ME UP. ♪ I'M SO SICK OF THAT SAME OLD
LOVE, MY BODY'S HAD ENOUGH. ♪ OH THAT SAME OLD LOVE. ♪ OH. ♪ THAT SAME OLD LOVE. ♪ THAT'S IT. I'M SO SICK OF IT. ♪ I'M SO SICK OF IT. ♪ SO SICK OF THAT LOVE. (APPLAUSE)
>> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING FUN BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK. YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING. >> James: I CAN'T, IT'S THE
BIG TIME, 12:37, CBS. >> BUT YOU'RE KIND OF THE BOSS,
SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A DETOUR FOR A SECOND. >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> JUST TRUST ME, JUST TRUST ME
A LITTLE BIT. >> James: OKAY, BUT I REALLY
CAN'T BE LATE TO WORK. >> NO, WE'LL BE FINE. IT WILL BE FAST. >> James: FAST, ALL RIGHT. OH. >> OH YEAH. >> James: WHEN YOU'RE READY
COME AND GET IT. ♪ NAH, NAH, NA. ♪ WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET
IT, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA. ♪ WHEN YOU'RE READY WHEN YOU'RE
RE-E-E-REN. ♪ WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET
IT. ♪ WHOOO! >> James: OH MY GOD! BABY I'M ADDICTED. ♪ OH, GOD, THAT WAS NO FUN. OH. >> WHOOO! THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. >> James: AS MUCH AS PEOPLE
NORMALLY DO. >> IT KEEPS YOU GOING. >> James: GETS YOU GOING THE
WRONG WAY. >> NOW YOU'RE READY TO START
YOUR DAY. >> James: I DON'T FEEL THAT,
REALLY. >> OH, IT'S GOOD. YOU'RE NO GOOD. ♪ PEOPLE THINK WHAT THEY SAY
WHAT THEY WANTA SAY. ♪ AND YOU KNOW IT'S NO GOOD
SNOATD I THINK OF YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY. ♪ KEEP MAKING LOVE TO EACH
OTHER. ♪ AND I TRY AND TRY AND TRY. ♪ CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF. ♪. >> THIS IS WHERE YOU DRINK A
SHOT OF GINGER EVERY MORNING. >> I LIKE GINGER SHOTS, YES. BUT I ACTUALLY LIKE TO EAT A
PIECE OF GINGER EVERY MORNING. >> James: NO. >> YEAH. >> James: IS IT NOT JUST BURN
YOUR THROAT. >> IT'S SO GOOD, IT'S A GOOD
BURN. >> James: IT'S EARLY IN THE
MORNING. >> THAT'S THE ONE I GET. >> James: I KNOW, ALMOST LIKE
WE RESEARCHED IT. >> OH MY GOD. >> James: THIS IS MORE THAN A
SHOT TO ME. >> ARE YOU NOT GOING TO GET
SICK, READY? >> James: OKAY. DOWN THE HATCH. HERE WE GO. (LAUG
(LAUGHTER) >> HERE, DRINK SOME WATER. >> James: ABSOLUTELY
DISGUSTING. >> IT'S SO GOOD IF YOU LET IT
LIKE SIT. >> James: HOW ARE YOU JUST
GOING SO COOL ABOUT IT. >> IT'S KILLING EVERYTHING
INSIDE. >> James: OH, GREAT. OH, WHAT A GREAT WAY TO THINK
ABOUT IT. >> ALL THE BAD THINGS. >> James: THAT'S DISGUSTING. THAT WAS TOO BIG, THOUGH. THAT GINGER SHOT JUST MADE ME
MORE HUNGRY. >> YOU WANT TO WASH IT AWAY
WITH-- . >> James: FOR SURE. >> I'M DOWN. YOUR YOUR LIES ARE BULLETS SNOWT
YOUR MOUTH'S A GUN. ♪ AND NO WAR IN ANGER. ♪ WAS EVER WON. ♪ PUT OUT THE FIRE BEFORE
IGNITING. ♪ NEXT TIME YOU'RE FIGHTING
NIGHTING, KILL 'EM WITH KINDNESS. KILL EM WITH KINDNESS. ♪ GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD
NOW. ♪ OH OH NOW, OH OH NOW. ♪ OH OH NOW, OH OH NOW GO AHEAD,
GO AHEAD NOW. >> James: THERE WE GO. MCDONALD'S. SHALL WE? DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LYRICS
ARE ON THE CUPS, DID YOU KNOW THIS. >> I ACTUALLY HEARD ABOUT IT. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS
TRUE. >> James: IT'S COMPLETELY
TRUE. YOUR LYRICS ARE ON THE CUP. HOW INCREDIBLE IS THAT. >> GET OUT. >> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE. >> I MADE IT. >> James: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. >> NO, ABSOLUTELY. >> James: HELLO, CAN WE GET A
NUMBER-- WHAT DO YOU WANT. >> A NUMBER SEVEN. >> James: NUMBER SEVEN BUT
WITH LIKE A MEDIUM FRIES AND MEDIUM COKE, AND THEN I WILL GET
A NUMBER SIX ALSO WITH A MEDIUM FRIES AND MEDIUM COKE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> THANK YOU. >> James: HELLO. HOW ARE YOU. >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU. >> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL. I'M IN THE CAR WITH SELENA
GOMEZ. >> OH MY GOD. >> James: I'M IN THE CAR WITH
SELENA GOMEZ. >> OH MY GOD, IT'S SELENA GOMEZ. >> James: THANK YOU ALL RIGHT. IS THAT A NORMAL REACTION? SHE'S HYPERVENT LATING. >> THANK YOU. >> James: ARE YOU OKAY. >> OKAY. >> SELENA GOMEZ IS IN THE CAR. >> James: I KNOW. >> THAT'S SO GREAT. >> ALL RIGHTY. >> James: JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO
IN THE CAR. SHE COULDN'T CARE LESS. >> I CARE. >> James: SHE DOESN'T. BIG SELENA GOMEZ FAN, YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. LIKE WHAT ELSE COULD SHE BE
DOING AT 12:37 IN THE MORNING. THANK YOU SO MUCH. SUCH A PLEASURE. >> BYE. >> James: NICE TO MEET YOU,
SABRINA. BYE BYE. AT LEAST THE OTHER ONE COULD
HAVE FREAKED OUT JUST A FRACTION THAT I'M THERE. >> HI. >> James: HOW ARE YOU. >> OH MY GOD. >> James: HOW NICE TO SEE YOU,
I KNOW, LATE, LATE SHOW, RIGHT, BIG FAN. THAT'S RIGHT. >> THANK YOU. >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH MY GOSH, I'M SO HUNGRY. THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHEERS. THAT'S THE WRONG. >> THAT'S THE WRONG ONE. >> James: WE NEED-- NO, THIS
AIN'T NO MAN HIGH ENOUGH, YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT. >> WE NEED A SELENA GOMEZ
LYRICS. >> James: NO, THAT'S CYNDY I
LAUPER. WE NEED-- I'M IN THE CAR WITH
SELENA GOMEZ. WE'VE GOT TO HAVE THE CUP,
SELENA GOMEZ. I, I LOVE YOU. ♪ LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY. ♪ YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE SELENA
GOMEZ LYRICS. I'M WITH SELENA GOMEZ. IF ANYONE IS GOING TO GET THE
SELENA GOMEZ CUP. >> ALL RIGHT. >> James: THERE IT IS. >> HEY! >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH. I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG
BABY. ♪ LOOK AT THAT. >> YES,. >> James: YOU MADE IT,
CHEESIER. >> WELL, CHEESIER,. >> James: CHEESIER TO YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> James: WHAT IS THE MOMENT
IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU THOUGHT I'VE DONE IT. I'VE MADE IT. >> I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ABLE
TO KIND OF BE A LITTLE BIT MADE FUN OF. I FEEL LIKE THAT'S WHEN I
HAVE-- WHEN PEOPLE-- IF THAT'S WHEN YOU MADE T I MADE IT WHEN I
WAS 13, MAYBE EVEN 11. >> WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE HEY,
SELENA, CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF. >> James: YEAH, THAT WAS LIKE
ME IN SCHOOL WHEN THE GOONIES CAME OUT AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE
HEY, JAMES, DO THE TROUBLE SHUFFLE. THE BIG MISTAKE WAS I DID IT. PEOPLE LOVE IT. AND THEN THAT WAS IT EVERY DAY. >> LOOK AT YOU NOW. ♪ ETCH I GUESS RIGHT NOW HERE'S
ANOTHER ONE. ♪ YOU SAVED MY LIFE AGAIN. ♪ AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW BABY. ♪ I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE
SONG, BABY. ♪ I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG
BABY. ♪ I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG
BABY. ♪ AND I KEEP HITTING REPEAT,
PETE, PETE, PETE. ♪ SWRZ NOW, I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE AND THIS ISN'T UP FOR DEBATE,
ARE YOU OFFICIALLY A MEMBER OF THE SQUAD. >> UH-HUH. >> James: TAYLOR SWIFT'S GIRL
SQUAD. >> RIGHT. I LIKE TO CONSIDER MYSELF AN OG,
LIKE THE ORIGINAL. >> James: WHO TAKES MINUTES AT
THE MEETINGS? WHO TAKES THE MINUTES. >> WHAT ARE WE MEETING ABOUT? >> James: I DON'T KNOW, I'M
NOT IN THE SQUAD. >> I WILL BRING YOU TO A
HANGOUT. >> James: CAN I SAY I THINK
THE SQUAD IS A BIT SEXIST BECAUSE IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING
EQUALS. >> UH-HUH. >> James: AND YET NO MAN HAS
BEEN ASKED TO JOIN THE SQUAD. I ACTUALLY FIND IT DEGRADING TO
MEN. >> DO YOU, NOW. >> James: UH-HUH. >> WELL, I THINK THIS INDUSTRY
COULD USE A LITTLE BIT OF FEMALE SEXISM. >> James: DO YOU THINK. >> I THINK WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE
THAT WAY. >> James: OKAY. >> IT'S A LOT HARDER DOING WHAT
I HAVE TO DO I THINK SO. >> James: SO YOU ARE SAYING NO
MEN IN THE SQUAD EVER. >> OH, I DON'T KNOW. FIND ME A BOYFRIEND AND THEN
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. >> James: ARE YOU ON THE
LOOKOUT FOR A BOYFRIEND. >> SURE, WHY NOT. >> James: ARE YOU? >> I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE TO HAVE
FUN. >> James: OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING
YOU WANT TO GET A GUY IN EVERY PORT. >> NO, NOT EVERY. >> James: ARE YOU LINING UP A
GUY IN MANCHESTER, LINING UP A GUY IN NEW YORK. >> NOT EVERY PLACE. >> James: JUST ONCE OR TWICE A
WEEK. IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> James: ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK
I GO. ♪ BUT THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
THINK. ♪ THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY. ♪ BUT I KEEP CRUISING. ♪ CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP MOVING. ♪ ITS LIKE I GOT THIS MUSIC. ♪ IN MY MIND. ♪ SAYING IT'S GONNA BE ALL
RIGHT. ♪ CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY,
PLAY, PLAY, PLAY. ♪ AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE,
HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE. ♪ BABY, I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE,
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE. ♪ I SHAKE IT OFF, I SHAKE IT
OFF. AND EVERYBODY SAYS THAT MY NEW
GIRLFRIEND SHE'S LIKE OH MY GOD. ♪ I'M JUST GOING TO SHAKE IT, TO
THE GIRL OVER THERE WITH THE HELLA GREAT HAIR. ♪ WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE. ♪
♪ SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE. ♪ HATERS GONNA HATE, HATE, HATE,
HATE. ♪ I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE, SHAKE,
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE IT OFF. ♪ SHAKE IT OFF. ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: WELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT, I ABSOLUTELY DID NEED TO CUT LOOSE AND I COULD NOT THINK
OF A BETTER PERSON TO HELP ME GET TO WORK THAN YOU EVERY DAY,
THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> THANK YOU. >> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVED
EVERY SECOND OF IT.
This has to be one of the best ones he's done. When they are in the McDonald's drive through I lost it.
She is just sooooooooooo pretty
This was hilarious 😂
I just love her so much. Ugh