HELLO? IT'S ME. I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL
THESE YEARS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET. JUST HAVE A DRIVE AROUND. HELLO? HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE. ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. GREAT. >> HELLO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: OH, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT IT'S GOING TO BE
FUN. >> GREAT. >> James: YOU ARE LOOKING FINE
RIGHT NOW. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JAMES. >> James: LOVING THIS BOB. >> OH, THANKS, THANKS, VERY
MUCH. >> James: A TRIUMPH. >> DON'T I LOOK LIKE A MUM. >> James: I DON'T THINK SO. IT IS MORE MANAGEABLE. >> IT DRIES QUICKLY. >> James: THAN THE LIFE, YOU
KNOW. >> I AM GOING TO USE MY
HAIRLINE. I CAN'T WORK OUT IF I SHOULD
WEAR A WIG WIG OR HAVE A WEAVE. >> James: I MEAN, WHAT I LIKE
IS THAT YOU ARE COMING TO ME FOR THIS ADVICE. (LAUGHTER). >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO MUSIC. >> YES, IT'S SUCH A SHAME IT'S
RAININGMENT I FEEL LIKE AMERICAS ARE GOING TO ASSUME THAT ENGLAND
IS RUBBISH. >> James: ♪ HELLO ♪ ♪ DHEERS
PLAWS TOAT I'M IN CALIFORNIA DREAMING ♪ ♪ OF ABOUT WHO WE
USED TO BE ♪ ♪ IT'S NO SECRET ♪ ♪ THAT THE BOTH OF US ♪ ♪ ARE
RUNNING OUT OF TIME ♪ ♪. >> THAT WAS AMAZING. SO HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE ♪ ♪ AT
LEAST I CAN SEE THAT I'M TRYING ♪ ♪ TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY ♪ ♪
FOR BREAKING YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S CLEARLY DOESN'T TEAR YOU
APART ♪ ♪ ANY MORE ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ANY MORE ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ANY MORE ♪ ♪ NO ♪ ♪
COME ON ♪ ♪ >> James: YOU PLAYING THE
DRUMS. >> I PLAY THE DRUMS IN THIS. >> James: NO WAY! >> YES, YES. >> James: YOU'RE SHREDDING ON
THE DRUMS. YOU ARE. YOU-- THAT IS WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS
SAID IS THAT YOU ARE THE FEMALE PHIL COLINS. >> OH MY GOSH. >> James: NO, NO, OH NO. >> I'VE GOT A NEW-- . >> YOU ARE DRIEFG, WHAT DO YOU
SAY. >> James: I CAN HOLD IT WHILE
YOU WIPE DOWN. >> I'M ALL RIGHT, I'M ALL RIGHT. >> James: NO ONE IS GOING TO
SEE IT. (LAUGHTER)
>> . >> James: YOU USED TO BE. >> I HAVE BEEN DRUNK TWO NIGHTS
IN A ROW RECENTLY. >> James: NO. >> IT'S CHRISTMAS. THE OTHER DAY I WENT WITH MY
BEST FRIEND, I'M NOT GOING TO SEE HIM BEFORE CHRISTMAS. I GOT THERE 7:45 AND I'M SITTING
THERE, IT'S LIKE-- WHERE IS HE. NORMALLY PUNK ACTUAL, I CALL
HIM, WHERE ARE YOU, HE SAID 8:45. SO I'M SITTING HERE FOR AN HOUR
ON MY OWN LOOKING LIKE SUCH A LOSER. SO I ORDERED A WINE AND THEN I
HAVE NEVER GLASS OF WINE AND I SPOT A FAMILY, I WHEN OVER, A
BIT DRUNK. DID YOU CALL MY NAME, EARLIER? I HAD MY SECURITY WITH ME,
SORRY, BEING PROTECHIVE, WHATEVER. I DID HEAR-- LET ME GET A-- GET
YOUR MEAL FOR YOU. AN I HAD ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE,
AND MY FRIEND ARRIVED, HI TWO MORE GLASSES OF WINE, BEAR IN
MIND I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN EIGHT MONTHS. AND THE NEXT DAY, IN THE PARK
WITH MY KID. AND I FIND THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
IN MY POCKET OF ANOTHER FAMILY FROM NASHVILLE WHO OBVIOUSLY
TOLD ME IT WAS SOLD OUT SO MANAGED TO GET THEM TICKETS TO
NASHVILLE. >> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M DRUNK. ONE MORE GLASS OF WINE. >> James: JUST LIKE--
LIKE-- GUYS,-- TAKE ME BACK TO THE START. NEVER MIND ♪ ♪ I'LL FIND SOMEONE
LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU ♪ ♪ DON'T
FORGET ME ♪ ♪ I BEG YOU ♪ ♪ I REMEMBER YOU SAID ♪ ♪ SOMETIMES
IT LASTS IN LOVE ♪ ♪ AND SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD ♪ ♪
NOTHING COMPARES ♪ ♪ NO WORRIES OR CARES ♪ ♪ REGRETS AND
MISTAKES ♪ ♪ THEY'RE MEMORIES MADE ♪ ♪ WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN ♪
♪ HOW BITTERSWEET THIS WAS ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ NEVER MIND ♪ ♪ I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ I WISH
NOTHING BUT THE BEST ♪ ♪ FOR YOU ♪ ♪ DON'T FORGET ME ♪ ♪ I BEG ♪
♪ I REMEMBER YOU SAID ♪ ♪ SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE ♪ ♪
AND SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: WHAT DO YOU LISTEN
TO IN THE CAR. >> I JUST PUT THE RADIO ON. I MEAN-- . >> James: BUT YOU USED TO BE A
HUGE-- FAN. >> BUT THE OTHER DAY, IT WAS A
TAPE. >> James: NO, YOU WERE
GENUINE. >> A HUGE MOMENT IN MY LIFE WHEN
THEY CAME OUT. GIRL POWER, FIVE ORDINARY GIRLS
WHO JUST, LIKE, DID SO WELL AND JUST GOT OUT O, I WANT TO GET
OUT. I JUST WANT TO GET OUT, AND IT
WAS A REALLY IMPORTANT PERIOD OF MY LIFE. >> James: DIDN'T YOU USED TO
HAVE-- PARTY. >> ON MY OWN. WITH FIVE GIRLS BUT I USED TO
DO-- . >> James: WHO WERE YOU. >> I WAS ALWAYS GERI. >> James: REALLY? >> I LOVE THAT AND THEN SHE
LEFT. >> James: SHE LEFT THE BAND. >> IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I WAS
TRULY HEART BROCKEN. >> James: WHEN SHE LEFT. >> YEAH. >> James: IS THAT WHAT SOMEONE
LIKE YOU IS ABOUT? (LAUGHTER)
♪ REALLY, REALLY WANT ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪ ♪
WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT ♪ I WANT A WANT A WANT ♪ ♪ A IF YOU
WANT PIE FUTURE ♪ ♪ FORGET MY PAST ♪ ♪ IF YOU WANT TO GET WITH
ME ♪ ♪ BETTER MAKE IT FAST ♪ ♪ NOW DON'T GO WASTING ♪ ♪ MY
PRECIOUS TIME ♪ ♪ GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER ♪ ♪ WE CAN BE JUST FINE
♪ ♪ HERE IS A STORY FROM A TO Z ♪ ♪ HOW TO GET TO ME LISTEN
CAREFULLY ♪ ♪ I'M IN A PLACE, YOU GOT TO-- ♪ ♪ COME FOR FREE ♪
♪ TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪ ♪ [BLEEP]
(LAUGHTER) IF YOU WANT TO BE MY LOVER ♪ ♪
>> James: YOU ARE FROM A DIFFERENT PLACE NOW, A HAPPIER
PLACE. >> YEAH. >> James: DOES IT WORRY YOU
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WRITE THE HITS. >> I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THAT, FOR
SURE. AND I-- PART OF, YOU KNOW, I
WANT-- I WANT MY FANS TO COME ON LIKE A JOURNEY WITH ME. AND IT IS ONE OF THE REASONS I
NAMED MY ALBUM AFTER MY AGE AS WELL. IT'S SORT OF POLAROIDS, ALMOST,
OF MY LIFE AT THAT TIME. >> James: I MEAN WHERE DO YOU
THINK WILL YOU STOP. >> THIS IS THE LAST ALBUM AFTER
MY AGE. >> James: NO. >> I BELIEVE IN TRIPPITY. >> James: NO. >> YEAH. >> James: I WANT IT TO BE
LIKE 77 [BLEEP] (LAUGHTER). >> James: LEAVE ME ALONE. >> OH MY GOD. I WILL STILL DO THAT. >> James: JUST ME AND MY CAT. >> BAG LADY, AREN'T I. ♪ BE LIKE YOU DO ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ TELL ME
WHO DO I DO ♪ ♪ GIVE ME WITHIN I KNOW ♪ ♪ THERE IS-- ALL I ASK ♪
♪ THIS IS MY LIFE ♪ ♪ NOW ♪ ♪ WITH YOU ♪ ♪ HOLD ME LIKE-- GIVE
ME A MEMORY ♪ ♪. >> REALLY GOOD ♪ ♪ TAKE ME BY
THE HAND ♪ ♪ OH WE DO ♪ ♪ IT MATTERS YEAH ♪ ♪ BUT IF I
NEVER-- ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: YOU PROPERLY HANG
OUT WITH LIKE-- YOU KNOW, YOU HANG WITH BEYONCE. >> I WOULDN'T SAY HANG OUT. >> James: BUT YOU ARE FRIENDS. >> WE ARE VERY FRIENDLY WHEN WE
SEE EACH OTHER. >> James: BUT HAVE YOU EVER
THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING YOUR OWN SQUAD LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT HAS A
SQUAD. >> I HAVE A SQUAD, LAURA DANIEL. >> James: MY HUNCH IS IF YOU
PUT TOGETHER A SQUAD WHICH WAS LIKE YOU, BEYONCE, JENNIFER
LAWRENCE, SHE WOULD BRING AMY SCHUMER, AND THEN LIKE EMMA
STONE, TAYLOR SWIFT'S SQUAD WOULD [BLEEP] THEMSELVES. >> BUT THEY'RE AMAZONIAN, I'M
ALSO TALL. >> James: YOU GOT-- I HEARD A
RUMOR, THAT YOU, THIS MAY BE SURPRISING SOME FANS, ARE QUITE
THE RAPPER. YOU CAN SPIT SOME RHYME. >> I'M NOT THAT TALENTED ON ME
OWN. >> James: BUT YOU CAN SPIT
SOME LYRICS. YOU'VE GOT SOME RHYMES IN YOUR
LOCKER. ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ WILY WONKA SNROAT ♪
YOU CAN BE THE KING ♪ ♪ BUT THE QUEN CONQUERS ♪ ♪ FIRST THINGS
FIRST, I EAT ♪ ♪ AND THAT'S WHAT I [BLEEP] TO DO ♪ ♪ FROM THE
LAND THE MONSTER DO ♪ ♪ THE MONSTER IS YOU ♪ ♪ YOUR MONEY
AND THE MONSTER CREW ♪ ♪ I'M ALLA ALL AU UP IN THE BANG WITH
THE FUNNY FACE ♪ ♪ REALLY, I DON'T GIVE [BLEEP] ♪ ♪ FORGET
BARBIE ♪ ♪ I WILL SAY ♪ ♪ TO BE CHILD PLAY ♪ ♪ KILL ANOTHER
CAREER ♪ ♪ IT'S A MILD DAY ♪ ♪ GIVING WHIPLASH ♪ ♪ THIS IS WHAT
YOU LIVE FOR ♪ ♪ [BLEEP] >> James: SO NOW YOUR GRAMMY,
YOUR OSCAR, ALL YOU NEED IS AN EMMY AND A TONY. >> THE TONY IS PRETTY UNLIKELY. WHAT AM I GOING TO BE DOING. >> James: WRITING A HUGE
MUSICAL. >> I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT. >> James: NOT RIGHT NOW BUT AT
SOME POINT. >> WHAT IF I WANT KIDS-- . >> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. THE SOONER YOU REALIZE THAT YOU
ARE ADELE-- HOW DO YOU DO THAT. >> I SAY MY LIFE, IT'S ME,
ADELE. >> James: BOOKING RESTAURANTS,
DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND THEY GO AND UNDER WHAT NAME AND YOU GO
ADELE. THE ADELE. >> NO,-- . >> James: AND ARE THEY LIKE
SORRY, NO TABLES. AND YOU GO -- BUT WHEN I SAY I'M
ADELE. >> THEN I HAVE TO GET SOMEONE
ELSE TO CALLK I CAN'T DROP ME OWN NAME. >> James: THAT'S MY POINT. I CALL OUT THE PHRASE, DROPPING
THE A BOMB, THAT IS WHAT I CALL IT. THAT IS WHAT I QUITE LIKE. >> YOU HAVE TO DO THE J BOMB
SOMETIMES, DON'T YOU. >> James: NOT SUCH A BIG DEAL,
ODDLY. JAMES. THE JAMES. NO, NOT THAT ONE. NO-- YEAH, NO. >> NOT THAT ONE EITHER. >> James: IT DOESN'T WORK
QUITE AS WELL FOR ME AS IT DOES FOR YOU. WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL ♪ ♪
ROLLING IN THE DEEP ♪ ♪ YOU HAD MY HEART AND SOUL ♪ ♪ IN YOUR
HANDS ♪ ♪ NEVER HAD MET ME ♪ ♪ AND YOU PLAYED IT ♪ ♪ TO THE
BEAT ♪ ♪ >> James: I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT IT, AND I THINK, AND LISTEN, YOU CAN SAY NO TO THIS
OR JUST HAVE A THINK ABOUT IT. >> RIGHT. >> James: I THINK YOU NEED
LIKE A-- YOU WILL BE OUTNMED, BECAUSE IT IS AN EMOTIONAL
NIGHT. A LOT OF PEOPLE. I'M JUST SAYING, DURING THE UP
NUMBERS, WHAT ABOUT-- A FRONT MAN. THEN I COME UP. >> OH ♪ YOU PLAY IT TO THE BEAT
♪ ♪ AND EVERYBODY GO ♪ ♪ WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ♪ ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: GET YOUR HANDS UP ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ ♪ ♪ I WAS SHOOTING FOR ♪ ♪ TO THE EO, E ♪
♪ GET YOUR HANDS UP, EVERYBODY ♪ ♪ WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY
PUT YOUR FIST IN THE AIR NOW ♪ ♪ YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL ♪ ♪
YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL ♪ ♪ ♪ COME ON, FRONT TO THE LEFT ♪ ♪
KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE THE CAR ♪ ♪ WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL ♪ ♪
WE'RE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR DRIVING AROUND WITH ME. >> OH, THANK YOU. >> James: IT GENUINELY IS A
PLEASURE. >> OH, GOOD. I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.
Inb4 Adele has a feature on SWISH and has one of the best verses on the album.
wtf how many of these late night dudes are there in america. It's like I wake up and a new guy pops up everyday whats with that.
That was far more entertaining than i was expecting
nicky minaj ft adele
mainstreamiest song ever
Almost as good as /mu/'s cover of the verse.
I love how surprised she is that Corden can sing. The man is a goddamned
two-timeTony winner! I'm actually convinced TLLS is his long con attempt to walk ass-backwards into an EGOTSolid car performance. It's awesome seeing artists act just like a regular fan across a different genre!
This the best car performance since Mos Def on Chappelle's show
She actually killed it