HEY, MATE. IT'S ME. I'M IN A REAL BIND TRAFFICWISE.
I KNOW YOU'RE IN TOWN. IS THERE ANY WAY YOU'LL JUST BE
ABLE TO HELP ME GET TO WORK? ARE YOU SERIOUS? YEAH.
I'LL SEE YOU IN TWO MINUTES. WHAT A RELIEF. HEY, MAN.
THANKS -- THANKS FOR THIS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
THE TRAFFIC. >> I KNOW. I KNOW.
>> JAMES. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
JAMES: I OM NEED ONE. >> HOLD ON.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] JAMES: I REALLY DON'T NEED
EVERYONE. WOW. >> THE MORE THE MERRIER, RIGHT?
JAMES: I GUESS. I GUESS. LET'S GO.
>> LET'S GO. >> MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR SEAT
BELTS ON. JAMES: SEAT BELTS ON.
IF ANYONE NEED TO WEE, HOLD IT. WE MIGHT GET SOME FOOD.
DO YOU GUYS HIND IF WE LISTEN TO A BIT OF MUSIC -- MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO A BIT OF MUSIC? ♪ YOU'RE IN SECURE, YOU'RE
TUSHING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR
DON'T MAKE UP TO COVER UP
BEING THE WAY THAT YOU YOU ARE IS ENOUGH
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT
EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE
NOBODY ELSE THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR
GETS ME OVERWHELMED BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND
IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL YOU DON'T KNOW
YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ONLY I CAN SEE
I WANT YOU SO DESPERATELY RIGHT NOW I'M LOOKING AT YOU AND
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW OO
YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL OOO
THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL ♪
>> STOP IT. MY ASS IS ON FIRE. JAMES: LOOK, LOOK, WE HAVE SOME
PEOPLE HERE. >> SHE'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME FOR
WEEKS. >> OHINGS MY GOSH --
>> HELLO. >> DRIVE SAFELY. >> DRIVE SAFELY. >> YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR BELT ON,
YOUNG LADY. >> I'VE SEEN HER A COUPLE OF
TIMES. JAMES: IS IT SCARY FINDING OUT
WHERE YOU LIVE -- >> IT DOES GET A BIT SCARY WHEN
THEY ARE KIND OF CLOSE -- WHEN PEOPLE ARE CLOSE TO YOUR HOUSE.
I REMEMBER A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, I TWEETED THERE'S NOTHING
WORSE THAN RUNNING OUT OF MILK BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE A CUP OF
TEA. SOMEONE'S RINGING ME BELL. IT'S THIS 45-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. SAID IT'S THE MILK.
JAMES: I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD JUST BE
TWEETING CONSTANTLY. ISN'T IT AWFUL NOT WAKING UP
WITH ANY LOTTERY SCRATCH CARD. LEAVE THE POST BOX OPEN. YOU
NEVER KNOW. ONE, TWO THREE FOUR
♪ THE STORY OF MY LIFE
I TAKE HER HOME I DRIVE ALL NIGHT
TO KEEP HER WARM INSIDE
IT'S FROZEN THE STORY OF MY LIFE
THE STORY OF MY LIFE ♪ JAMES: I WANT US TO DO A BAD
COMEDY. >> YOU START IT OFF AND I'LL
FOLLOW. ♪
JAMES: GUYS, IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS WORK, YOU'VE GOT TO
WATCH ME. ♪
>> LIAM. >> SORRY, I WAS JUST DOING IT. ♪
[LAUGHTER] >> BEAUTIFUL.
♪ MAYBE IT'S THE WAY SHE WALKS OW
STRAIGHT INTO MY HEART AND STORY THROUGH THE DOORS AND PAST THE
GUARD JUST LIKE SHE ALREADY ONLY
I SAY CAN YOU GIVE HER BACK TO ME
SHE SAID NEVER IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
HEY AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT
TO THE BEST SONG EVER WE KNEW EVERY LINE
FOR THE BEST DANCE EVER I WON'T FORGET HER
WE DANCED WE DANCED
IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS WE KNEW EVERY LINE
NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER BUT I KNOW I WON'T FORGET HER
BECAUSE WE DANCED TO THE BEST SONG EVER ♪
[APPLAUSE] ♪ BEST SONG EVER ♪
>> GO, JAMES. THIS IS ALL YOU. ♪ IT WAS THE BEST SONG EVER
IT WAS THE BEST SONG EVER ♪ FADED OUT MY OWN SONG.
BOY BANDS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP WOULD ALSO DO DANCE ROUTINES AND
WHERE THE SAME CLOTHES. AND YOU'VE REAL CRI KICKED
AGAINST THAT. WHY? >> IT'S NOT THAT WE WOULD KICK
AGAINST THAT. >> WE JUST MADE A DECISION THAT
WE WEREN'T GOING TO BE THAT. >> I THINK IT MAKES SENSE THAT
THEY WOULD DO THAT. BUT NONE OF US DANCE.
JAMES: YOU WOULD HAVE A GOOD DANCE ROUTINE. >> WE'LL DO IT.
JAMES: YOU NEVER MADE A VIDEO OF "NO CONTROL."
AND I THINK NOW WE COULD MAKE A VIDEO WITH CHOREOGRAPHY. OK.
COME WITH ME ON THIS. SO YOU DO THIS.
WAKING UP WAKING UP
BESIDE YOU I'M A LOADED GUNN
I'M A LOADED GUNN I CAN WANT CONTAIN THIS ANYMORE
AND THIS IS THE IMPORTANT BIT I'M ALL YOURS
AND THEN YOU DO THIS. THERE'S NO CONTROL
NO CONTROL. I'VE GOT US SOME OUTFITS TO
WEAR. WE'RE ALL WEARING DENIM SHIRTS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALREADY THIS FEELS LIKE WE'RE A
PROPER BOY BAND. >> I'M NOW WEARING DOUBLE DENIM. >> YOU'RE WINNING ALREADY THEN.
JAMES: EXACTLY. SO NOW OFFICIALLY WE ARE GIVING
THE FANS WHAT THEY'VE US A WANTED WHICH IS A MUSIC VIDEO TO
"NO CONTROL" ALL IN MATCHING OUTFITS. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. ♪ JUST A FINGERPRINT OF
LIPSTICK'S NOT ENOUGH SWEET WHERE YOU LAY
STILL A TRACE O INNOCENCE ON THE PILLOW CASE
WAKING UP BESIDE YOU I'M A LOADED GUNN
I CAN'T CONTAIN THIS ANYMORE I'M ALL YOURS
I GOT NO CONTROL NO CONTROL
POWERLESS AND I DON'T CARRY IT'S OBVIOUS
I JUST CAN WANT GET ENOUGH OF YOU
THE PEDAL'S DOWN MY EYES ARE CLOSED
NO CONTROL NO CONTROL
NO THE TASTE
WHERE IS IT NOW? ON MY TONGUE
I DON'T WANNA WASH THE NIGHT BEFORE
NEVER WASH IT AGAIN BEFORE
IN THE HEAT WHERE YOU LAY
I COULD STAY RIGHT HERE AND BURN IN IT ALL DAY
ONE TWO THREE FOUR WAKING UP
BESIDE YOU I'M A LOADED GUNN I CAN'T CONTAIN THIS ANYMORE
I'M ALL YOURS I'VE GOT NO CONTROL
NO CONTROL ♪
JAMES: GUYS, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, I THINK YOU SHOULD RETHINK
THIS HIATUS BECAUSE I FEELS RIGHT. SIT JUST ME OR DOES IT FEEL
RIGHT? IS IT JUST ME OR DO YOU FEEL
RIGHT? >> ARE YOU OK, JAMES?
JAMES: I JUST FEEL LIKE WE REALLY HIT SOMETHING
UNBELIEVABLE. DO YOU KNOW THE GAME SLEEP WITH,
MARRY, CRUISE. ONE PERSON HAS TO GONE A CRUISE
FOR A YEAR SHARING A ROOM. YOU SPEND EVERY I MINUTE OF
EVERY DAY BUT YOU DO NOT SLEEP WITH THEM. ONE OF THEM YOU MARRY AN ONE OF
THEM YOU SLEEP WITH. >> JUST ONE NIGHT. JAMES: ONE TIME. OM ONE GIRL. I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR THREE.
DEMI LOVATOS SELENA GOMEZ AND TINA FEY.
THERE'S YOUR THREE. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. JAMES: THEUS PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? >> SLEEP WITH TINA FEY.
MARRY SELENA GOMEZ. JAMES: GOOD CHOICE.
>> AN GO ON A CRUISE WITH DEMI LOVATO.
JAMES: GREAT FUN. GREAT VOICE. GOOD FUN.
GOOD FUN. ♪
AND IF YOU LIKE DRIVING WITH YOUR WINDOWS DOWN
AND IF YOU LIKE GOING PLACES WE CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE
IF YOU LIKE TO DO EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT
BABY I'M PERFECT BABY I'M PERFECT
SO LET'S START RIGHT NOW ♪ JAMES: SO YOU'RE ALL GETTING
SOME WELL DESERVED TIME OFF NOW. ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
THIS TIME OFF? OR ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT IT? >> IT'S A SCARY THINK BECAUSE WE
HAVEN'T STOPPED FOR FIVE YEARS. I THINK MORE THAN IG WE'RE GOING
TO STOP BEING ON STAGE. BUT ONLY WE HAVEN'T SEEN OUR
FAMILY. SO MY MOM AND DAD ARE GOING TO
LIVE WITH ME A RIB. SO IT'S NICE.
>> IT'S GOING BE INTERESTING WHAT EACH OF US DO AS
INDIVIDUALS. IT'S GOING TO BE COOL. ♪ ALL MY LIFE YOU STOOD BY ME
AND NO ONE ELSE WAS EVER BEHIND ME
ALL THESE LIES CAN'T BUY ME NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN
NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN [RAPPING]
♪ NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN
NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN [LAUGHTER]
>> THAT WAS SICK. THE FLOW WAS SO GOOD.
JAMES: I CAN BRING SOMETHING TO THE BAND, GUYS!
THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I LOVE YOU ALL VERY, VERY
MUCH. YOU'RE ADORABLE BOYS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
This is me whenever I'm in the car, but I sound like a dying cat. Wish they would have shown the drive thru footage. Love Harry's scream in drag me down.
James rap!
It was everything I wanted it to be and more.
This was fucking awesome. I was grinning throughout all the video.
This had me laughing & grinning like a fool @ 8 o'clock in the morning in my car on the way to work.