( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. >> YEAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: IT'S TERRIBLE (BLEEP). BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH! MOVE BITCH, GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE WAY, BITCH. >> MOVE, BITCH. ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? >> NO. >> James: WILL THAT BE OKAY? SHALL WE SEE? >> YEAH. ♪
MY GUESSING GAME IS STRONG WAY TOO REAL TO BE WRONG
CAUGHT UP IN YOUR SHOW YEAH, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW
IT WASN'T LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION
MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION
MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE
MISTAKEN FOR LOVE CAUGHT UP IN YOUR SHOW
YEAH, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW IT WASN'T LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN'T
LOVE IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSIO
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO
INTO THE SR THE SUPER BOWL. HOW DO YOU FEEL. PRETTY GOOD? >> YEAH. >> James: WHAT GOES THROUGH
YOUR MIND? >> HELLO? HELLO? >> James: HEY, GAGA. HEY, WHAT'S UP? >> James: HEY, DAVE FROM THE
N.F.L. YOU REMEMBER DAVE? >> NO. HI, DAVE. >> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
EARLY NEXT YEAR? >> OH, MY GOSH. ARE YOU -- ARE YOU GIVING ME THE
SUPER BOWL? >> James: YES. FROM THAT SMALL BIT OF
INFORMATION, DO YOU WANT TO DO THE SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR THE
HALF TIME SHOW. >> OH, (BLEEP). ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
(SINGING) >> James: WHEN YOU ARE IN THE
STUDIO DO YOU WRITE DOWN RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
>> YES. >> James: AND WHEN YOU TELL
THEM THAT'S THE LYRICS DO THEY DO THIS? >> THEY DON'T GET TO DO THAT. IT'S ROMANCE. ♪
IT'S RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
>> James: ROMANCE, GAGAGA. OH, I SEE YOU'RE SAYING ROMANCE,
OOH LA LAH! >> YEAH. >> James:
RAH RAH AH-AH-AH! RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
GAGA OH-LA-LA! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE
I WANT YOUR DESIGN RAH RAH AH-AH-AH! RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
I WANT IT BAD YOUR BAD ROMANCE
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR LOVERS REVENGE
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH! OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH! CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE
OH-OH-OH-OH-OOH! OH-OH-OOH-OH-OH-OH! CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE
>> James: YOU PASSED YOUR DRIVING TEST? >> YES. >> James: HOW LONG AGO? UST A FEW MONTHS AGO. IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. MY WHOLE FAMILY CAME WITH ME TO
THE D.M.V. MY FATHER CRIED WHEN I GOT MY
DRIVER'S LICENSE. >> James: I LOVE THAT! I WAS, LIKE, DAD, I'M 30. HE'S, I'M JUST SO PROUD OF YOU! >> James: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
A GOOD DRIVER? >> I THINK SO. >> James: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE
A -- >> YEAH. >> James: I DRIVE MYSELF TO
WORK EVERY DAY. NO ONE'S EVER DRIVEN PETO WORK. >> I MEAN, IS THAT ALLOWED? >> James: OKAY. IT'S HERE. PUT THE FOOT ON THE BRAKE. PUT IT DOWN. >> RIGHT. >> James: PRESS THE BUTTON. THEN PUT IT DOWN. AND WE'RE DRIVING. WHOA! WHOA! HAVE YOU DRIVEN IN NEW YORK YET? >> YEAH. >> James: HAVE YOU? YEAH. >> James: HAVE YOU LEARNED THE
HAND SIGNALS TO DRIVE IN WORK? >> YEAH, THIS ONE. ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: DON'T YOU START DOING IT! COME ON, NOW! NICE AND EASY. I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL SAFE --
>> OH, COME ON. >> James: -- IN THIS
ENVIRONMENT. I WANT TO RUN BACK TO THE EDGE
OF YOU ♪ I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY AND I'M
HANGIN' ON A MOMENT OF TRUTH OUT ON THE EDGE OF GLORY AND I'M
HANGIN' ON A MOMENT WITH YOU I'M ON THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE
EDGE THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE EDGE,
THE EDGE I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY
AND I'M HANGIN' ON A MOMENT WITH YOU
I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU >> James: TAKE A PICTURE. OKAY. BUT IT WAS TERRIFYING. LET ME DRIVE. I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN
THAT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT? (BLEEP)
( LAUGHTER ) AWWAH, AH, AH, AH
GIVE ME A VOICE WARMUP. >> HALLELUJAH. >> James: HAL HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH. >> James: HAL HALLELUJAH. ♪ HALLELUJAH ♪
>> THAT'S NOT RIGHT. >> James: WHAT! DO YOU EVER WARM UP THE LIP? DO YOU EVER DO LIKE THE LIPS,
THE TEETH, THE TIP OF THE TONGUE? >> NO, MAYBE I SHOULD DO THAT. IS THAT WHAT YOU DO? BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. >> James: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
IS SHERLOCK HOLMES. >> BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS
SHERLOCK HOLMES. >> James: BEN DUCT CUMBERBATCH
IS BROODY GOOD AT SHERLOCK HOLMES. ( REPEATS )
>> James: IF YOU DO THAT BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL YOU WILL
DO GOOD. 'CAUSE YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY,
BABY BABY
I WAS BORN THIS WAY I WAS BORN THIS WAY
HEY I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY. I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY, I
WAS BORN THIS WAY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU BOUGHT A LOAD OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S CLOTHES. >> I DID. >> James: HOW MANY ITEMS OF
CLOTHING? >> I MUST HAVE AT LEAST 400
PIECES. >> James: NO WAY. MM-HMM. I'VE GOT A THRILLER JACKET. ( GASPS )
ONE OF HIS GLOVES, LOTS OF HIS TOUR COSTUMES. >> James: DO THEY SMELL? NO, THEY'RE KEPT IN PRISTINE
CONDITION. I ACTUALLY KEEP THEM IN A
TEMPERATURE-CONTROLLED ROOM SO THAT THEY CAN BE EPRESERVED FOR,
YOU KNOW, THE REST OF TIME. >> James: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
THEY'RE FOR SURE HIS CLOTHES, THOUGH? HOW DO YOU KNOW, FOR SURE? >> BECAUSE THEY WERE TOLD
THROUGH AN AUCTION NEAR. >> James: WELL, YES, BUT I
HAVE BEEN STUNG. >> WELL, THEY'RE HIS CLOTHES. >> James: WELL, YOU SAY THAT. I ONCE BOUGHT EVERY MEMBER OF MO
MO MOTOWN'S T-SHIRTS AND I SOON FOUND OUT TREVOR, JACOB AND
ASHLEY HAD NEVER EVEN WORN THEM. >> WHAT WAS THAT SOUND? >> James: LIQUID DREAMS. YOU HAD A SONG CALLED LIQUID
DREAMS? >
IT GOES -- I DREAM ABOUT A GIRL WHO'S A MIX
OF DESTINY'S CHILD JUST A LITTLE TOUCH MADONNA'S
WILD STYLE WITH JANET JACKSON'S SMILE,
THROW IN A BODY LIKE JENNIFERS' YOU'VE GOT THE STAR OF MY LIQUID
DREAM BASICALLY A SONG ABOUT
EJACULATING IN YOUR SLEEP. >> YEAH. IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT A GUN. AND WHEN IT'S LOVE, IT ISN'T
FUN. WHOA, OH, OH, OH. I GET HIM HOT. SHOW HIM WHAT I GOT. (SINGING)
POKER FACE. POKE, POKER FACE. >> James: DID YOU WRITE A SONG
IN TEN MINUTES? >> POKER FACE WAS TEN MINUTES. BORN THIS WAY WAS TEN MINUTES. >> James: IT COMES AS A BLAST. LOOK AT THAT. >> James: YOU GAVE IT TOO
MUCH. YOU POKER FACED SO MUCH YOU LOST
AN EARRING. >> I DID. I LIKE IT WHEN FASHION SELLS ME. >> James: IT REALLY DOES,
THOUGH. IT REALLY DOES. >> OR MAYBE I SELL FASHION. >> James: NO, BECAUSE IT'S
ALWAYS BOUGHT. >> I GUESS WITH ME I NEVER WORRY
ABOUT WHO LIKES IT OR DOESN'T. IT'S MY THING TO BE
UNFASHIONABLE. >> James: I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED
GREAT IN THIS. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) >> I MEAN, I THINK I LOOK ALL
RIGHT IN THAT LOOK. >> James: NOW, WHICH -- DO ME
A FAVOR -- >> MY FAVORITE WAS A QUEEN DRESS
THAT I WORE TO THE AWARDS. >> James: GOOD THING WITH THIS
ONE WITH, YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT A SNACK IF YOU NEED IT. LOOK AT ME,. >> I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD
TAKE THAT OFF. >> James: THIS IS MY FAVORITE. I LOVE IT. I DO FEEL ALIVE IN IT. >> OF ALL OF THEM, THAT'S THE
BEST ON YOU. OF ALL OF THIS. YEAH. >> James: REALLY? I THINK SO. >> James: THANK YOU. YOU'RE GIVING ME A MILLION
REASONS TO QUIT THE SHOW YOU'RE GIVIN' ME A MILLION
REASONS GIVE ME A MILLION REASONS
GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS ABOUT A MILLION REASONS
IF I HAD A HIGHWAY, I WOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS
IF YOU COULD FIND A DRY WAY, I'D FOREVER BE STILL
BUT YOU'RE GIVING ME A MILLION REASONS
GIVE ME A MILLION REASONS GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS
ABOUT A MILLION REASONS I BOW DOWN TO PRAY
I TRY TO MAKE THE WORST SEEM BETTER
LORD, SHOW ME THE WAY TO CUT THROUGH ALL HIS WORN OUT
LEATHER I'VE GOT A HUNDRED MILLION
REASONS TO WALK AWAY BUT BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD
ONE TO STAY CAN'T YOU GIVE
ME WHAT I'M NEEDING, NEEDING, EVERY HEART
BREAK MAKES IT HARD TO KEEP THE FAITH. BABY I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE,
GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, WHEN I BOW DOWN TO
PRAY, TRY TO MAKE THE WORST SEEM BETTER LORD, SHOW ME THE WAY
TO CUT THROUGH ALL HIS WORN OUT LEATHER
I'VE GOT A HUNDRED MILLION REASONS TO WALK AWAY
BUT BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE
TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE THE GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE
BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE TO STAY
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
jesus christ her vocal control is ***flawless
Holy shit, she fucking slayed this. Like, beyond what I expected. Her giggle getting into the driver's seat was one of the highlights for me. Brb gonna watch this over and over again.
For a split second I thought she was going to sing government hooker and oh my god
I don't want to be shady but I love in these carpool karaokes when you can actually hear the artist's voice over James. Gaga is my queen
So today was a nice day, I went to Starbucks and went a little shopping. After that I finally had an appointment at my haidresser, she gave me a nice scalp massage, cut my hair and did some color correction because my roots started to grow out a little you know. When I went home I made dinner for the kids and sat in front of the computer with a nice glass of wine, all I can say is that Gaga now owes me 145$ for my session at the salon cause biTHC SCALPED ME BY THE ROOTS WITH THIS! SERVE IT QUEEN, SCOOP IT ON TO PLATES AND FEED THAT TALENT TO THE CHILDREN YAS
I wasn't in the carpool but I was just taken down
Sometimes I like to harmonizeSometimes I like to murder my fans I hope that's okayi aM SHOOK HER VOICE WOW
Also she's hilarious and I love her with James bye world
I thought she looked like Gwen Stefani in this video a bit! Also her singing is stellar I'm in awe (and those PI vocals my god)
Oh god that ending. Please let everyone send her the biggest hug. Jesus.