( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HEY, MATE, IT'S ME. I'M STUCK IN THE WORST TRAFFIC
ANDIVE GOT TO GET TO WORK. IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD HELP
ME? JUST SO I COULD USE THE CAR POOL
LANE? OH, YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR. THANK YOU. CHEERS, MATE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, LIFE SAVER. LIFE SAVER. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. >> THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER CALL. >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO MUSIC? >> SURE. ♪
♪ ♪
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, LET'S GO! ♪ I SEEN SHORTY, SHE WAS
CHECKING UP ON ME ♪ YEAH! ♪ YEAH! ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ YEAH! ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ WATCH OUT, MY OUTFIT'S
RIDICULOUS ♪ IN THE CLUB LOOKIN' SO
CONSPICUOUS ♪ AND ROAR, THESE WOMEN ALL ON
THE PROWL ♪ IF YOU HOLD THE HEAD STEADY,
I'MA MILK THE COW ♪ YEAH! AND FORGET ABOUT GAME, I'MA SPIT
♪ THE TRUTH WHAT? ♪ I WON'T STOP TILL I GET 'EM IN
THEIR BIRTHDAY SUIT ♪ YEAH! SO GIVE ME THE RHYTHM AND IT'LL
♪ BE OFF WITH THEIR CLOTHES THEN BEND OVER TO THE FRONT AND
♪ TOUCH YOUR TOES I LEFT THE JAG AND I TOOK THE
♪ ROLLS IF THEY AIN'T CUTTIN', THEN I
♪ PUT EM ON FOOT PATROL LET'S GO! ♪ HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
WHEN MY PINKY'S VALUED OVER ♪ THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND
LET'S DRINK, YOU THE ONE TO ♪ PLEASE
YEAH! ♪ LUDACRIS FILL CUPS LIKE DOUBLE
D'S ♪ YEAH! ME AND URSH' ONCE MORE, AND WE
♪ LEAVES 'EM DEAD WE WANT A LADY IN THE STREET BUT
♪ A FREAK IN THE BED THAT SAY ♪ YEAH! YEAH! (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>)
>> James: GOOD TUNE. BIG TUNE. >> THAT'S A JAM, BRO. >> James: YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD
DANCER. >> YEAH. >> James: HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN
ABLE TO TO DANCE? CAN YOU REMEMBER A TIME YOU
COULDN'T DANCE? >> I STARTED OFF DANCING IN THE
STREETS WITH MY COUSIN. DANCING WAS A PART OF YOUR
CULTURE. >> James: DON'T MOVE LIKE THAT
WRITE GREW UP FROM HIGH WICKUM. I HAD TO CREATE MY OWN MOVES. WOULD I BE ABLE TO SHOW YOU WHAT
I'VE GOT IN THE CLUB AND YOU GIVE ME POINTERS WHERE I'M GOING
WRONG. >> RIGHT. >> James: WHEN I STEP UP IN
THE CLUB WITH, YOU KNOW, POPPING BOTTLES, YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN I'M
OUT WHEN I'M POPPING BOTTLES IN THE CLUB -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> James: TABLE SERVICE. TURN IT UP. >> James: TURN IT UP, POPPING
BOTTLES. >> TURN IT UP. >> James: THAT'S BASICALLY IT,
TURNING UP, POPPING BOTTLES IN THE CLUB AND TURNING IT UP. I'LL PUT IT IN HERE. YOU SEE WHAT YOU THINK I'VE GOT. >> GET YOUR STROLL TOGETHER. >> James: BEFORE THE MUSIC,
GET THE WALK TOGETHER. >> LET'S GET THE WALK TOGETHER
SNIEM STEPPING INTO THE CLUB, YOU SHOW ME HOW YOU STEP INTO
THE CLUB. >> FIRST OF ALL, YOU'VE GOT TO
TURNO THE SIDE. >> James: RIGHT. AND THEN WALK. >> James: YOU LOOK LIKE A
CARTOON CAT. >> YOU'RE COOL. FIRST YOU PUSH. THERE YOU GO. OH! YES! OOH! >> James: I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A
BROADWAY SHOW. >> NO -- FAKE THE FASI HANDS
OUT. >> James: NO JAZZ HANDS. SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. SWAG, THERE YOU GO. TURN. SWAG, SWAG, SWAG. >> James: BUT LOOK, MY ARMS
ARE ALREADY GOING -- >> PUSHING WATER AWAY. >> James: PUSHING WATER AWAY. YEAH, PUSHING WATER AWAY. SWAG, SWAG. >> James: LET'S TRY IT WITH
SOME MUSIC. ♪
♪ ♪
♪ >> MAKE A CIRCLE. MMM! WHOA! SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN! ♪
♪ ♪
>> James: THIS IS ME IN THE CLUB. HEY, GUYS! LET'S POP SOME BOTTLES! >> WANT TO POP SOME BOTTLES? YEAH, I'M NEVER GOING TO THE
CLUB WITH YOU. NO CHANCE. I'M NEVER EVER GOING TO CLUB
WITH YOU. IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪ BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
♪ BUT IT'S COMING FROM MY HEART IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
♪ BUT WE DONE BEEN FELL APART REALLY WANT TO WORK THIS OUT
♪ BUT I DON'T THINK YA GONNA CHANGE YA
♪ I DO BUT YOU DON'T THINK IT'S BEST WE GO OUR
♪ SEPARATE WAYS TELL ME WHY I SHOULD STAY IN
♪ THIS RELATIONSHIP WHEN I'M HURTING BABY, I AIN'T
♪ HAPPY BABY PLUS THERE'S SO MANY OTHER
♪ THINGS I GOT TO DEAL WITH I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD
♪ LET IT BURN WHEN YOUR FEELING AIN'T THE SAME
♪ AND YOUR BODY DON'T WANT TO BUT YOU KNOW GOT TO LET IT GO
♪ CAUSE THE PARTY AIN'T JUMPIN' LIKE IT USED TO
♪ EVEN THOUGH THIS MIGHT BRUISE YOU
♪ LET IT BURN LET IT BURN
♪ GOT TO LET IT BURN ♪ DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW IT'S BEST
FOR YOURSELF BUT YOU ♪ HATE THE THOUGHT OF HER BEING
WITH SOMEONE ELSE ♪ BUT YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OVER
YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS THROUGH ♪ LET IT BURN
LET IT BURN >> WHERE ARE WE? I THINK WE MAU BE CLOSE TO MY
STAR, BRO. >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MY HOLLYWOOD STAR. >> James: WHEREABOUTS IS IT? I THINK IT'S A BLOCK -- I
THINK IT'S A BLOCK BACK. >> James: A BLOCK BACK? YEAH. >> James: WE'LL GO AROUND. COOL. >> James: YOU KEEP IT CLEAN,
LOOK AFTER IT? >> I DO MY BEST. I FIND IT ODD, YOU WORK HARD ALL
THESE YEARS ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE WALK OVER YOU AS A STAR. ( LAUGHTER )
I HAVE A FEW OPEN SPOTS. >> James: KEEP IT OPEN FOR ME. THERE IT IS! I GOT A FEW SMUDGES, MAN! >> James: WE NEED TO CLEAN
THAT UP. >> WE'VE GOT TO CLEAN THIS UP. LET'S SPIT SHINE THIS GUY. >> James: DOES ANYONE ELSE DO
THIS FOR THEIR STAR. >> IS THIS I DON'T THINK SO. I WANT TO CLEAN IT MORE THAN
ANYONE ELSE'S. >> ARE YOU USHER, MAN? YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE HIM. >> James: DO YOU THINK USHER
WOULD BE CLEANING HIS OWN STAR, SIR? >> OF COURSE, HE WOULD! ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: QUICK SELFIE. OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. ACTUALLY, IT'S AN INCREDIBLE
PHOTO. >> JOB WELL DONE. >> James: PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL
OF THE STAR, GUYS. WALK AROUND THE STAR OF USHER. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪
♪ ♪ MOMMA TOLD ME, BE CAREFUL WHO
MY MOMMA TOLD ME ♪ BE CAREFUL WHO YOU DO 'CAUSE
KARMA COMES BACK AROUND ♪ SAME OL' SONG
BUT I WAS SO SURE ♪ THAT IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO ME
'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO PUT IT DOWN ♪ BUT I WAS SO WRONG
THIS GIRL WAS MEAN ♪ SHE REALLY TURNED ME OUT
HER BODY WAS SO TIGHT ♪ GOT ME FEELIN' IT, CAUGHT UP
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ♪ BUT IT SEEMS SHE'S GOT ME
TWISTED ♪ I'M SO, CAUGHT UP
GOT ME FEELIN' IT, CAUGHT UP ♪ I'M LOSIN' CONTROL
THIS GIRLS GOT A HOLD ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: YOU'RE FULL-ON VEGAN NOW, RIGHT? >> I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO, YOU
KNOW, STAY AWAY FROM MEAT. >> James: UH-HUH. HOW'S THAT GOING. >> IS THIS NOT SO WELL. >> James: REALLY? YEAH. I HAD SOME REALLY THIN SLICED
BEEF YESTERDAY. >> James: REALLY? BUT I HAVE BEEN REALLY
FOCUSED ON BEING A VEGAN. >> James: UH-HUH. I LIKE BEEF, I LIKE CHICKEN. BUT I'M A VEGAN. >> James: JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN. NO SUCH THING AS A VEGAN. >> MY SON AND I HAVE THIS BATTLE
ALL THE TIME. >> James: HE CALLS YOU VEGAN. HE'S A VEGETARIAN BUT HE
LIKES CHICKEN. >> James: YOU CAN'T TELL
PEOPLE YOU'RE A VEGAN BUT LIKE CHICKEN AND BEEF. >> AND BACON FOR BREAKFAST. >> James: THAT'S LIKE SAYING I
DON'T DRINK, I ONLY DRINK BEER, SIDER AND RED WINE. YEAH
♪ USHER, BABY THIS IS FOR THE A
♪ SHAWTY, I DON'T MIND IF YOU DANCE ON A POLE
(<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>) ♪ THAT DON'T MAKE YOU A HOE
SHAWTY, I DON'T MIND WHEN YOU ♪ WORK UNTIL THREE
IF YOU'RE LEAVING WITH ME ♪ GO MAKE THAT
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY ♪ YOUR MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
'CAUSE I KNOW HOW IT IS, GO AND ♪ HANDLE YOUR BIZ
AND GET THAT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY GIRL, I DON'T MIND
♪ WHEN YOU GET OFF OF WORK I'LL BE READY TO GO IN THE ¡RARI
♪ AND WHEN WE GET HOME WE'LL HAVE US OUR OWN
SPLIT, YOU RACKING UP THEM TIPS ♪ YOUR BODY ROCK AND YOUR BOOTY
POPPIN', I'M PROUD TO CALL YOU ♪ MY (<i> BLEEP </i>)
>> James: THAT'S WHERE I FEEL LIKE YOU FALL DOWN BECAUSE THE
WHOLE SONG IS, LIKE, AH, I DON'T MIND, YOU GOT TO HANDLE YOUR
BUSINESS, EITHER YOU'RE TERRIFIC BUT THEN YOU'RE, LIKE --
>> YOU'RE BOOTY POPIN', I'M PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCH. >> James: BUT IT DOESN'T SOUND
AS RESPECTSFUL AS YOU THINK IT. >> IS YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT
THE WAY YOU PLACING IT. THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR
EVERY EXPRESSION. YOU GET IN THE MIDDLE OF AN
ARGUMENT AND CALL YOUR GIRL A BITCH, YOU'RE GONNA GET SLAPPED. >> James: MY WIFE IS GONNA
SLAP ME EITHER WAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW. IF I WAS AT A FRIEND'S PARTY AND
I WENT, THIS IS MY BITCH, JULIA. SHE WOULD BE, LIKE, GET IN THE
CAR. GET-IN-THE-CAR, THIS IS GOING TO
BE LOOK NIGHT FOR YOU. >> YOU DON'T INTRODUCE HER AS
YOUR BITCH. IT'S JUST WHAT YOU SAY BETWEEN
YOU AND HER. IT'S FRIENDLY BANTER. >> James: FRIENDLY BANTER. YES. >> James: BECAUSE I CALLED MY
WIFE BOOM BOOMS. >> YOU'RE MY BITCH. ( LAUGHTER )
>> ♪ OH MY GOSH
BABY LET ME (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>)
♪ DID IT AGAIN, SO I'MA LET THE BEAT ROCK
♪ OH MY >> YOU GUYS NEED HELP? >> James: WE'RE PUTTING OUT
FIRES ALL THE OVER THE PLACE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> James: WHERE ARE WE GOING? TO KEN'S COLLISION. >> James: OH, THAT'S TOO FAR. COME ON, PUSH! >> MAN, HE'S FLYING NOW, RIGHT? >> James: OH, THIS IS
EXCEPTIONAL. STOP IN THE TRAFFIC, DON'T DIE! I SAID DON'T DIE! SORRY. >> James: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA! >> YOU GOT IT? >> James: YEAH. GREAT JOB. TAKE IT EASY. GOTCHA. SEE YOU LATER. >> SEE YOU, TOO, BUDDY. >> James: THAT WAS A SOLID
WORKOUT FOR ME. THAT'S THE MOST EXERCISE I'VE
DONE IN YEARS. ( LAUGHTER )
THERE WE GO. THAT WAS A GOOD DEED. THAT WAS COOL. >> I HAD NO IDEA WHEN I GOT IN
YOUR CAR I WOULD END UP PUSHING CARS AND CLEANING YOUR OWN STAR. >> James: THIS IS THE BEAUTY
OF BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN
♪ DID IT AGAIN, SO I'MA LET THE BEAT ROCK
♪ OH MY BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN
♪ THERE'S SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE YA BABY I CAN BREAK YOU DOWN
GOT ME LIKE, OOH MY GOSH I'M ♪ SO IN LOVE
I FOUND YOU FINALLY, YOU MAKE ME ♪ WANT TO SAY
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
OH, OH MY GOSH OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SAY
OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
OH, OH MY GOSH (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>)
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
The YouTube comments were exactly what I expected them to be like
King of Herpes
Can anyone fill me in on the herpes thing? What's going on lol
Herpes joke
Terrible timing lmao.
Not feeling some of the song choices
I'm worried about these R&B guys, they're troublesome in a lot of ways, which means The Weeknd might be