Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIFIC. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? ♪ TONIGHT I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY >> SING IT JAMES! >> James: SING IT LET'S SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO' PINKY RINGS UP TO THE MOON ♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y'ALL TRYING TO DO? ♪ TWENTY FOUR KARAT MAGIC IN THE AIR ♪ HEAD TO TOE SOUL PLAYER ♪ LOOK OUT UH SECOND VERSE FOR THE HUSTLAS ♪ GANGSTAS, BAD BITCHES AND YA UGLY ASS FRIENDS ♪ CAN I PREACH CAN I PREACH ♪ I GOTTA SHOW 'EM HOW A PIMP GET IT IN ♪ FIRST, TAKE YOUR SIP DO YOUR DIP ♪ SPEND YOUR MONEY LIKE MONEY WE TOO FRESH ♪ GOT TO BLAME IT ON JESUS HASHTAG BLESSED ♪ THEY AIN'T READY FOR ME ♪ I'M A DANGEROUS MAN WITH SOME MONEY IN MY POCKET ♪ SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS AROUND ME AND THEY WAKING UP THE ROCKET ♪ WHY YOU MAD FIX YA FACE ♪ AIN'T MY FAULT THAT Y'ALL BE JOCKING ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO' PINKY RINGS UP TO THE MOON ♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y'ALL TRYING TO DO? >> James: YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE IN A GREAT MOOD. >> WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? >> James: I WAS GOING TO SAY IF I WAS WEARING THAT LEVEL OF SILK, I WOULD BE HAPPY AS WELL. IF I COULD JUST THAT WAY EVERY DAY I WOULD BE OVER THE MOON. NO CHANCE, IF I WORE THAT I'D LIKE LIKE I WAS HAVING A BREAKDOWN. I MEAN IT'S SO -- IT'S A BREATHABLE FABRIC. >> YOU DON'T WANT THAT ON YOUR SKIN? >> James: OF COURSE I WANT IT ON MY SKIN, 2, 4, 7, 3, 45. THERE ISN'T A HAT THAT COMES WITH IT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. >> James: IS THAT RIGHT? I HAVE SOME HATS HERE, IF I WEAR THIS HAT I LOOK LIKE AN UNDERTAKER. >> OR MY DRIVER. >> James: LET'S GO LET'S SEE THIS. IT'S ALMOST FLASH ALMOST FLASH. HANG ON, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY? >> JAMES. >> James: I CAN'T WEAR THIS ONE. THIS IS I FEEL LIKE A HAT YOU WOULD WEAR. SEE WHAT I MEAN? LOOK AT ME! I MEAN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. IT'S INSANE. WAIT, HERE'S THE ONE. I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST A GUY IS CONSTANTLY WAITING FOR HIS ♪ NEVER HAD MUCH FAITH IN LOVE OR MIRACLES, MIRACLES, UH! ♪ NEVER WANNA PUT MY HEART ON THE LINE, UH! ♪ STAY OFF YOUR CASE BECAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LIGHT ♪ ♪ BUT I WANT TO STAY AYAY, YOU TAKE 'CAUSE YOUR SEX ♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE YEAH YOUR SEX ♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE AND IT SHOWS ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE, ♪ I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG ♪ YEAH YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE, I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN ♪ FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> ) KNOW -- I WANT TO PERFORM AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO? >> FOUR YEARS OLD. >> James: FOUR YEARS OLD. DOING WHAT? >> I WAS IMPERSONATING ELVIS PRESLEY. >> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. >> IN WAIKIKI. >> James: WHAT DID YOU DO? >> GOING TO A PARTY AT THE COUNTY JAIL ♪ ♪ BEGAN TO SING ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THAT JAILBIRD SING ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY LET'S ROCK, EVERYBODY LET'S ROCK PHOTO♪ >> James: DON'T HAVE THE LIPS. WELL NO, WHAT'S QUITE GOOD EVEN IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW YOU'RE YOUNG ELVIS AND I'M SORT OF FAT ELVIS. WILL WE EVER GET A FAT BRUNO, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS THERE A TIME WHEN YOU ARE JUDGES GOING TO GO TO TOWN TON BURGERS AND THE FRIES? >> IF THAT HAPPENED, THEN I DIDN'T MAKE IT ♪ I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA THROW MY HEAD ON A BLADE FOR YA ♪ I'D JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN FOR YA ♪ YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YA ♪ OH OH, I WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THIS PAIN ♪ TAKE A BULLET STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BRAIN ♪ YES, I WOULD DIE FOR YA BABY BUT YOU WON'T DO THE SAME >> James: ..IF THE PIN WAS IN THE GRENADE, I'D CATCH IT. BUT IF YOU TOOK IT OUT I'D RUN. .♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR ♪ OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL ♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, ♪ FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL I UNZIP THE BACK ♪ TO WATCH IT FALL >> James: NOW THIS LINE, I UNZIP THE BACK AND WATCH IT FALL IS A VERY ROMANTIC WAY BUT WHEN I GET HOME WITH MY WIFE AND SHE SAYS CAN YOU UNDO THIS, IT TAKES ME ABOUT A GOOD FOUR TO SIX MINUTES IN WHICH ALL THE ROMANCE IS GONE. BECAUSE THERE'S THE LITTLE BIT AT THE TOP, THAT YOU CAN'T -- IT'S A PUZZLE BUT THEN YOU'VE GOT THE SPANKS IN THE SONG. YOU'RE NOT YOUR SPANKLESS. >> THAT'S FOR REMAKE. ♪ LET'S JUST KISS TILL WE MAKE 'TIL WE'RE NAKED ♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR ♪ TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL ♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR >> LET THE SHOULDER DO THE TALKING. >> James: ..A GIRM LIKE THIS WAS NOT AROUSED. >> LET HER KNOW. >> James: I'M CONFUSED. IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT. I'M SPRINKLING. >> BACK OF THE SHOULDER, GO. >> James: OKAY. OKAY. I'M IN THE SHOULDER ZONE. >> YOU LICKING THE LIPS. IT AIN'T BE UNTIL YOU'RE LICKING THE LIPS. SLOW DOWN. ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT'S WARMING UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT'S WARMING UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, BABY? IT'S WARMIN' UP ♪ OH, SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR MORE, MORE, MORE ♪ LET'S JUST KISS 'TIL WE'RE NAKED ♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR >> James: YOU AND I ARE VERY DIFFERENT IN THE BEDROOM. IF I BRING THOSE SORT OF SHOULDER MOVES I'D BE LIVING ON MY OWN IN E-WITH A ROOM MATE OVER A GAS STATION. AND SNOB I LIVE WITH IS WEAR VERSACE. >> WHAT ARE THEY WEARING? >> James: TARGET. ♪ THE ONLY ONE YOU WANT TO LOVE AND SOMEONE ELSE'S ARMS ♪ ♪ AND ALL THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE ♪ IF I KNEW ONE DAY YOU WOULD COME ♪ NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY OH, BABY, PLEASE, LET'S ♪ LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND US SO THAT WE CAN GO WHERE LOVE ♪ WILL FIND US YEAH, WILL FIND US ♪ I KNOW ONCE GIRLS WOULD LEAVE ME ♪ BUT I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE ME (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> ) >> James: SO WHAT'S YOUR RIDER? WHAT DO YOU ASK FOR IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM? >> WHAT DO I WANT IN MY DRESSING ROOM? SOME BOOZE SOME WATER, WET-WIPES. >> James: THAT'S IT, WARM WET-WIPES? BECAUSE IF I'M GOING HOME WITH JUST A BOTTLE OF WINE AND SOME WET WIPES, IT'S A TRAGIC EVENING FOR ME. >> THAT'S THE NEXT ALBUM. >> James: WINE AND WET WIPES? POP THE COURT AND WIPE DOWN. >> POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN. WAIT A MINUTE! WIPE MY FACE PUT SOME LIQUOR WITH IT. >> James: HUGE DONE, ♪ THIS HIT, THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER ♪ THAT WHITE GOLD THIS ONE FOR THEM HOOD GIRLS ♪ THEM GOOD GIRLS STRAIGHT MASTERPIECES ♪ STYLIN', WHILEN, LIVIN' IT UP IN THE CITY ♪ GOT CHUCKS ON WITH SAINT LAURENT ♪ GOT KISS MYSELF I'M SO PRETTY ♪ I'M TOO HOT HOT DAMN ♪ CALLED A POLICE AND A FIREMAN I'M TOO HOT ♪ HOT DAMN MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN ♪ I'M TOO HOT HOT DAMN ♪ SAY MY NAME YOU KNOW WHO I AM ♪ I'M TOO HOT HOT DAMN ♪ AM I BAD 'BOUT THAT MONEY BREAK IT DOWN ♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO ♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO 'CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK ♪ GON' GIVE IT TO YOU 'CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK ♪ GON' GIVE IT TO YOU 'CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK ♪ GON' GIVE IT TO YOU SATURDAY NIGHT ♪ AND WE IN THE SPOT DON'T BELIEVE ME ♪ JUST WATCH DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: ONE MORE TIME? >> UP TOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP (LAUGHTER) >> James: WHEN YOU MOVE TO L.A. IS IT TRUE YOU MADE YOUR RENT BY PLAYING CASHED. GIVE ME THE FACE THAT SAYS I'VE GOT IT, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE, READY? YOU GOT TO BE QUICK. >> OSCAR WORTHY. >> James: YOU PICK UP THE CARDS AND THEY ARE TERRIBLE. >> IF YOU WANT ME TO THINK -- >> James: YOU'RE HOLDING SEE, THAT SAYS HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT CARDS. I LIFTED THEM UP. YOU WERE THAT MUCH OF A PRO THAT YOU ♪ IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NO, IT'S NOT ♪ BUT I STILL LOOK GOOD THOUGH HIGH COMB HOT ♪ I BET YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ♪ GOTTA DO IT IN THE PENTHOUSE THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY PEN ♪ WHAT YOU CAN'T DANCE? AIN'T GOT RHYTHM? WHAT YOU GOT A MAN? ♪ I DON'T SEE YOU WITH HIM PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ♪ LET'S GET IT FORGET YOUR INSTAGRAM ♪ AND YOUR TWITTER GOT ME LIKE WOAH, WAIT A MINUTE ♪ YOU NEED TO TAKE A MINUTE LOOSEN THEM SHOULDERS UP ♪ POUR IT UP, LET'S WORK THROW SOME PERM ON YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ GIRL YOU GOTTA RELAX, OOH LET ME SHOW YOU ♪ WHAT YOU GOT TO DO YOU GOTTA LAY IT BACK ♪ MATTER OF FACT? BAND, SHOW HER HOW ♪ TO LAY IT BACK! SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK ♪ SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK ♪ ALL RIGHT! >> James: I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE! >> I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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Views: 129,066,866

Rating: 4.9480433 out of 5

Keywords: james corden, The late late Show, Colbert, late night, late night show, stephen colbert, comedy, monologue, comedian, impressions, celebrities, carpool, karoke, cbs, late late show, Corden, joke, jokes, funny, funny video, funny videos, humor, celebrity, celeb, hollywood, famous, Bruno Mars, Bruno, Mars, 24K Magic, carpool karaoke, Uptown Funk, perm, elvis, versace on the floor, versace

Id: AFxCO_DyzYM

Length: 15min 25sec (925 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 13 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/opinionated_cynic]

How great was his Elvis?!? I want more of that!

[u/asionm]

I don't think James has danced that hard ever in his life. He looked like he was gonna pass out.

[u/lavendermini]

Bruno sounds just like the record in this. Hard to pick separate the two sounds

[u/GhengisKhock]

I have the same exact hair as Bruno and he is correct, a hat is about all you can do with it.

[u/asionm]

Best carpool karaoke by a longshot

[u/iced-americano]

So. Good.

[u/d4hm3r]

RIP your karma, it's about to explode.

[u/RemingtonSnatch]

I think this Bruno Mars guy is going to be successful.

[u/Jimmeh1313]

I thought that was Milo