Seinfeld - The Statue

cop says it's my word against his there's nothing they can do let's go get him Yeah right well we can't just let him get away with this you realize how crazy he had to be to do something like this he knew I was gonna know that it's missing and that he took it and of all things to take I left my watch tape recorder stereo he's crazy you want to go get him he's crazy you should just forget it forget it I already called my parents I told them to expect a surprise of a lifetime my mother's making a roasted potatoes George do you realize that rava has asked me to edit her book who is this Rama I say we get them this is Martha's friend Elaine's friend Terry if you are the king of carven right you know the one with the blue ladies which is shut yeah oh you don't talk about over the phone you don't want rava to hear yeah I understand you know that coffee shop near my house monks alright tomorrow one o'clock great ok bus all right look look look look let's say he's stolen oh he stole it you can't do anything about it the cops won't do anything are you gonna go fight him why don't you just forget it no mom will you stop it's just a statue how is it my fault that was stolen I didn't even touch it this time ok fine I don't see why this should affect the potatoes oh hi goodbye she doesn't react to disappointment very well unlike me I'm not happy about this why don't we just throw a Molotov cocktail through their window it's just no justice this experience has changed me it's made me more cynical more bit more jaded really sure how do you think I feel instead of editing the first novel of a major young writing Talent I am proofreading a food allergy cookbook can't you talk to your boss I did he loves rava worse he loves ray and he didn't think you're funny at all not happy about this well perhaps we can take comfort in the knowledge that in the next world ray will be the recipient of a much larger and more harsh brand injustice yeah they'll have my parents please how about please oh you're in big trouble son sir very grand larceny possession of stolen goods and minor work so keep spread this make love to that wall pervert yeah I think you have me confused with somebody else your name Rick yeah hey here you come I'm a cop I'm a good cop today's your lucky day Junior I'm gonna let you off with just a warning anymore this criminal activity and you'll be sorry you got named don't you I don't even know what the hell you're talking about good good let's keep it that way all right all right what's the big hubbub uh creamer I can't believe it oh you're my hair oh yeah what did you do well let's put it this way I didn't take him to People's Court I feel like I got you Joy's been lifted off my shoulders come on Aloha thank you well I'll think of something

Channel: David S.

Views: 1,150,303

Keywords: Seinfeld (TV Program), The Statue, Comedy (Theater Genre), seinfeld the statue, kramer, seinfeld kramer, kramer cop, kramer police

Id: 5cHXi1zop9I

Length: 4min 39sec (279 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 17 2015