George's Girlfriend Dilemma | The Virgin | Seinfeld

well i'll tell you what you got here yeah you've got yourself a girlfriend oh no wait are you sure a girlfriend i'm looking at a guy in a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on saturday night i would like to help you out but you believe my luck the first time in my life i have a good answer to the question what do you do and i have a girlfriend i mean you don't need a girlfriend when you can answer that question that's what you say in order to get girlfriends once you can get girlfriends you don't want a girlfriend you just want more girlfriends you're gonna make a very good father someday well it's not fair jerry it's just not fair uh that's it i'm getting out of this thing fine break up with her but you know what this means don't you no what the script the pilot the tv show that's all over why what do you mean figure it out she's one of the executives at nbc that's going to make the decision whether or not they pick up the show she's one of our biggest fans you drop her off you think they're going to pick us up right um no you know it's a very interesting situation here you have a job that could help you get girls but you also have a relationship but if you try and get rid of the relationship so you can get the girls you lose the job you see the irony yeah yeah i see that yeah look we only got about two hours we just need to come up with one good story idea we can get through this meeting here's your food hey what about this i'm in a car accident the motorist is uninsured you're with me yeah my car's totaled it's all his fault now he has absolutely no money there is no way that he could pay me so the judge decrees that he becomes my butler your butler right he cooks my food he cleans my house he does all my shopping for me and there you go that's your program what about me don't worry we find something for you that's the stupidest idea i ever heard have you ever been to a chinese restaurant and they tell you to be like five minutes for a table and you wind up waiting there for like 30 minutes well we thought it would be very funny to do an entire show where all you're doing is waiting for the table because we've all been in that situation so that's the idea well no that's one uh we have many others we have an idea where um uh uh i um i get into an accident with a guy who has no insurance and the judge sentences him to be my butler [Laughter] those collars are funny you just see somebody in one of those colleges you start laughing immediately you tell them about the butler story is that beautiful or what hey i'm sorry i'm late russell yeah yeah that butler idea that's beautiful isn't it is that a killer don't worry we'll find something for you [Laughter] what's going on i'll tell you what's going on i'm fired yes fired why because you kissed me you kissed me you stupid idiot rita called russell and he fired me over the phone what is pie giddy up again i'm killing but i didn't i i had no i didn't realize how could you not realize you're stupid you are a stupid stupid man i i just feel terrible this is just terrible what is the cha-cha yes indeed because i kissed her in the meeting russell found out he firing around with the phone finally my stupidity pays off what do i do well actually i'm a writer in fact i'm uh writing a comedy pilot for nbc right now a sitcom how can you write that crap carol this guy's writing a sitcom a sitcom [Applause] and he actually tried to use it [Music] you

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Length: 5min 3sec (303 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 07 2022