Seinfeld - Kramer's classic moments

[Music] Hey supers in my bathroom changing my showerhead now they changed your shower now he's doing my next their little flow you know hello Flo I don't like the sound of that Jerry you - yeah these showers are horrible there's no pressure I can't get the shampoo out of my hair me either I don't have a good shower I am NOT myself I feel weak and ineffectual I'm not Kramer you what about me I got The Tonight Show tonight I'm gonna have to shower in the dressing room where are you going well I gotta find another shower hey you're not giving it to me man what's wrong I just took a bath Jerry a bath huh okay it's disgusting I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around mates what are you used to sit in that hot tub Jerry that was superheated water nothing could live in that chicken yeah hello no man hello Jerry well I may have a solution to our little problem Elaine would you excuse us I have a private matter to discuss with my fellow tenants if you don't mind look sister go get yourself a cup of coffee alright now here's the lowdown through a certain connection I've been able to locate some black-market showerheads they're all made in the former Yugoslavia and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers not from the footage I've seen nevertheless sometime this afternoon behind the market diner an unmarked van will be waiting I'm expecting the call at any time are you me I'm down Jerry series hey Jeff whoa Stockholm superstream you name it what do you recommend are you looking for power man power like soaked wood that's for radiation that's right what is this has to command a 450 I don't sell that one what about this that's what we want it's a commando 450 not believe me it's only using the circus fella couldn't handle that he's delicate [Applause] [Music] [Music] this is Martin Van Nostrum each other wait a minute I tell me you you're the guy from the Calvin Klein underwear ass that's true I saw Joe DiMaggio and dinky doughnuts again but this time I win it where's the bathroom I think if you go down the hall it's on the right at the very end [Applause] hey you need a ticket hey I got mugged you got mud marked well I wouldn't have minded it so much but I was running home to go to the bathroom well why did he use the bathroom in the building it was full I tried a few other places you know but that didn't work I mean it was an emergency Jerry I was really percolating so I decided to run home you know through the park and then these two guys they stopped me yeah Wow but now I got a big problem buddy what is it oh well oh yeah I waited so long I I missed my chance you didn't go no no I can't get it back [Laughter] the best thing to do is just not think about how could you not think about it any luck no no nothing I got no peristalsis what about bran I tried Brad 40% 50% 100% the brand isn't working for me what about it have you had it no commander yet you know my friend it may be time to consider the dreaded apparatus hold it right there you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting you're wasting your time I am NOT Jerry under any circumstances doing any inserting in that area oh it's not that bad yes it is [Music] [Laughter] [Music] hey pistol packin mama thank you oh you went for the biggie wet-and-wild you gotta help me get my pants off and Mickey's audition is in 20 minutes I'm supposed to be a businessman I gotta be in costume all right all right I'm doing well come on he's just got a little bit let me let me try getting them from the bottom oh man these are tight what's your hips in I am switching my gonna work it's not gonna work let me just think for a second you better get me hold it look you're gonna need the jaws of life to get out of those flicks I don't have time to wait I'm gonna be late maybe you can soak in a tub you better get the door

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Views: 378,180

Keywords: Seinfeld Kramer commedy TV Show

Id: DQHYTaCfX8A

Length: 9min 0sec (540 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 27 2018