Schlatt Plays the most SATISFYING Game Ever

how's it going boys my name is schlatt and welcome back to the vods channel today we're going to be cleaning that's right today we're playing power wash simulator which is a game that's about washing people's crap they basically uh drop you into a pigsty and it's your job to power wash the whole thing and get every single nook and cranny so that's what i did for a couple hours and uh chat just made fun of me the whole time here's the body hello vod watchers we're we're washing a car today oh look at this look at us go okay [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah dude we're power washing this [ __ ] man i love this is the water sound too loud hey my partner is moving to smoggy l.a smoggy any tips in 1999 in a micro celebrity any tips in 1999 a micro celebrity oh pretend like you've got a really good like brand deal and take him out to dinner and then actually take him out either what did you know that being a parent is hereditary if your parents didn't have kids chances you won't either that's dumb that's good i mean good good one but that's a little silly how do i oh we got the wheel completely cleaned hey schlot just wanted to say thank you for what you do after your friend died in 2019 i felt lost but since [ __ ] your channel my life has been so much better bless your soul if you sneezed during this video bless you who says that was that tobuscus should i be saying that anymore what is going on with my guy why am i why is the camera all [ __ ] up now what the hell what button do i press it's all [ __ ] press shift oh i'm good okay we got the left tail light now we're going good we're going good [Music] i love the doors this is such fitting music so now okay we we can clean each part individually i suppose it's saying we're not quite done yet though so i guess we need another tool for this oh the deep clean look at us this window is gonna look [ __ ] and span after we're done with it it should be done there it is there it is okay getting the rear door panels we're good we're good kind of enjoying this to be honest okay xd you paid 15 to say xd you're [ __ ] loser man is this the right nozzle any power washers in the chat should we be should we be doing this nozzle is this a good nozzle hey johnny boss oh man i'm rotating the nozzle we're cleaning the underside now or the bottom of it oh yuck this is dirty as heck look at us okay we're doing good look at look at this hat dude i can't make the hat come out any faster now you've seen the hat though i i have the hat right here let me show you this this hat right here this big guy hat will be out at some point okay we're gonna sell it right now the answer is later but soon soon it'll happen press tab oh [ __ ] what the hell imagine being such a beta that you can't even see the dirt on the you need the game to tell you where the dirt is i'm never pressing that again how do i crouch oh where's it huh where's the car dirty where's the car dirty everybody oh come on man get real all right all right we're doing good is there any any dirt left in here i don't think so i think we're killing the i think we're press the r [Music] what else is this okay what is the difference what's the difference between okay so we'll use this one this is the broad strokes nice nice oh dude too easy too easy man how much for that hat to be sent to my p.o box early how much for it to be sent to your p.o box early dude i only have one of them you realize we'd have to make one halfway across the planet to send you one it would just make more sense if you waited it really would make more sense if you waited this guy's trying to get the hat early access i've never seen someone so adamant to get merch it's just this big guy on it man it just says big guys moving to austin in august and i'd kif hockey is your thing but have you ever gone to a texas stars game no i have never and i never will thank you java goose actually i've been yeah you know what that's not that's a lie i've been to madison square garden to see uh to see some some hockey games uh however it is [ __ ] freezing in those arenas and i'm not interested in going ever again if you want to talk hockey talk to uh nick pollam nmp lol he is the resident hockey streamer here in austin oh my god there are stats for the gun i'm using wow i think we need a deeper clean here oh okay that green nozzle's doing it for us it really is look at that oh man look at this so good oh and the window's good there we go [Music] thanks zaddy kelly what's your favorite subway line mine is the [Music] the red line because i get to watch all the crackheads that ask for crack yeah man it's awesome the red line yeah i know that one this is a good song is the audio good i can't tell i've got a hood on [Music] oh okay we need a deep clean over here this will do it thanks for streaming tonight found out my cat died today after i got off work and you streamed at a good time less than three thank you i'm sorry man that's tough stray looks different here it is not this is not stray 190 days schlotz send me the hat dude stop giving me 42 every time to ask for the hat the hat is gonna be less expensive than that just wait just wait it's so easy just wait [Music] every single time that dude is asking for the hat he sends me another 42 dollars i'll put the tts up just a little a smidge more dts audio going up to six decibels all right try me this window should be a carpetbagger and run for governor you should be a carpetbagger i don't know i i don't know if i want to be a carpetbagger however i am considering becoming a robber baron where is the window dirty still and no i'm not pressing tab there we go see it's that easy boom we're gonna make this all clean all clean hey big man did you know that the song pina colada is genuinely about a couple cheating on each other with each other yes i've heard the song it's actually a pretty pretty funny story they both take out they both like respond to ads in the paper or like the wife puts an ad in the paper saying i want to cheat on my husband and the husband responds to the ad because he's also unhappy and then they realize hey you know from what you said in the ad i didn't know you were like that and then they have a they love each other even more but then they're probably going to cheat on each other in like five months time like i'll give it five months time oh look at this we we missed some dirt under here okay now we're looking good nice tires taken care of hey schlatt i bought your cup you should make a flavor called jambo jam or something no no the flavor i make with gamer subs is going to be worse than that i promise you it'll be worse it will not be called something that innocent let's put it that way and the next window's clean we're doing so good yo stonepaw what's going on man worse oh yeah it's gonna be worse it's not i'm not calling i'm not okay let me set the record straight right now look me in the eyes guys the gamer subscriber is not going to be called [ __ ] juice to the couple of people who immediately went to that we're not calling it [ __ ] juice that would be gross calm is on the table comes on the table i would not mind calling it come did s man raid us is there a paladin raid coming in oh we're doing good hold on oh my god i got [ __ ] anti-gravity i'm on top of the car [Laughter] wow incredible oh great song let me get real close look at this is this not the best [ __ ] ever dude i'm loving this i'm loving this can you take a polaroid of the hat and send it to my p.o boxing prepared to settle no no i'm not no dude i'm not sending you the [ __ ] hat dating thanks for the 15. it's my older brother it's my other brother's birthday today but you don't know him either and you still don't care so [ __ ] him yeah that's honestly that's true i don't even know who you are man when are you opening your po box four packages again until i not until i open the 50 of them that are sitting behind me which means i'd have to stream more than once a month which i don't know if that's possible evening big shot always enjoy seeing you start up a stream and double the views of the hot tub streamers in all minutes you love to see it have a fantastic rest of your stream cheers look at this oh man i'm going under it why am i laying down perfect okay boom it's so easy i'm never hitting tab i'm never hitting tab i don't need i don't need to do the little cheats where you know always you watch that car for your chat yum yum i'm good so that person donated as knuckles or shadow and he said yeah wash that car the kind of dude that would tie someone up and put them on the train tracks in an old cartoon what the [ __ ] where is that coming from i okay i look like a murderer bro i look like a murderer i guess but what mods can you uh matt can you um d i mean anybody's who anybody who t whose tts doesn't get read by the bot just dm it to me so i can hit it and so they're not wasting money i gotta put the billy joel back on jesus christ guys stop being weird stop being weird i'm just trying to play the game you call me a serial killer i found it i found it i found it i found it i found it it's right here wait we're still at 99 we're still at 99 clean all right i gotta find it where's this car still dirty the grill why is it still at 99. [Music] oh wait there's a to do there's a bumper oh okay okay we got the bumper the hubcap one of these hubcaps is is still dirty hey speaking of hockey what are your thoughts on the sport of curling curling you think i have any thoughts about curling genuinely [Music] you think i've ever thought about curling in my life the hubcaps are clean oh these are dirty though i found you get this [ __ ] step stool as if that would do anything to it since you are playing a game about washing cars is there a dream car that you want i have it i'm just gonna spray down the hubcaps there it is we did it we did it all right you may keep that hat is this the quest that a physical photograph of said hat although i'm willing to close this deal today sir did i just get an instant replay of the of me cleaning the van lost donuts i a physical photograph of said hat today i'm willing to close the deal today i'm not bro i don't even know what should i do with this guy what should i do with this guy he he he keeps asking me about the hat i don't i don't have anyone well you want me to go to ups and and write your address in i'm i'm [ __ ] cleaning i'm cleaning clean the back garden oh lord this is gonna be a nightmare ah [Music] all right wow okay this is new it's been 58 days since i ordered my ramy where is he squat where is he don't know i don't know that's not i don't handle them i don't handle the fulfillment of the budgies email youtubes you'd be like what's up but sending me more money is that it's not the answer all right let's keep going i love this game i actually love this game this is good vibes we expect any chuckle sandwich soon yes ever since tragically charlie exploded i've been waiting yes everybody tweet at wilbur and ask him to respond to us he's supposed to come on the podcast is this is this clean does this count as clean no i need another nozzle oh i need the high pressure one that makes sense [Music] okay good song good song [Music] i'm i'm very much enjoying this how are we how are we feeling how we feel about power wash simulator is this a good game are the connor frogs happy or is this conor's thing and i should just stay in my lane great song i love power washing i see all those tick tocks about like side hustles you could do and power washing is like legitimately always the first one that people recommend there we go dog house walls cleaned yes sir when you playing straight look i at some point i think i might visit it however i'm i'm kind of nervous to visit you know play games that will need more than one stream to complete it'd be fun to play stray though i think it kind of just makes sense but jambo's not even in the office [Music] you legitimately think i could stream for four hours five hours no it's never been seen never been seen this is such a dis what happened here what got detonated it's a [ __ ] pigsty and how is the grass so perfect you are making this difficult guy with the hat i just want to be the guy with the photo of the hat bro liminal space tv thank you for the gifted subs i you you really like [Music] i gotta give him the hat i gotta give him the hat all right dude get in contact okay get in contact with one of the mods and they will relay your information to me and i will send you something it might not be the hat but it'll be i'll send you something i gotta j i just gotta get them off my back bro it dude needs something fence gate we almost clean this there we go is that not that's not powerful enough to clean the fence jesus christ new york city soon thank you oatmeal places you recommend holy [ __ ] wait timeout timeout um oatmeal hey shat i heard you were giving away free hats where do i like me i'm not giving you a hat [Music] oatmeal is like the o.g smp live sugar daddy or mommy like holy [ __ ] that's that you were you were the first oiler for a lot of us so it's good to see you and i'm not just saying that because you got a lot of money [Music] any good uh recommendations for new york city cuisine uh you just anyone who's visiting i always say just go for some pizza uh the best pizza experience you're gonna get is not at one of those fancy bougie you know like really expensive pizza shops really what you should do if you're in new york if you want the whole experience is you should go into one of those hole in the wall things that doesn't even have a door like there'll just be cutouts in certain buildings that you can walk into and it's like a little size of a cubicle and there's just a couple dudes making pizza in there [Music] and it's it's it's they charge you a dollar for it [Music] i mean before that i would have said rose's pizza and penn station but they shut the thing down dude it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] funny it's the most new york [ __ ] you'll ever hear man it's it's uh there was a great pizza spot in penn station that i'd go to all the [ __ ] time when i was you know in a rush and wanted some food [Music] place is called rose's pizza in penn station and uh it shut down around the time the pandemic started and they did an interview a local with a with a local news station the owner did an interview and he legitimate like they asked him for comment and all he said was it is what it is it's the most new york [ __ ] ever man it is what it is when your entire business gets shut down because of a global pandemic yeah yeah you can see it google it rose's pizza it is what it is [Music] any update on that guys raymie any update on that guys raymie please make amy supps publicly traded with the symbol [ __ ] it would make you a billionaire and me not broke i cannot control listen i don't think we want to i don't think we want to uh go public with it because if we were i wouldn't have bought in that's the whole point is for me to have the equity and not you right let's be honest i'm never giving you a piece of my pie thanks for the 15 sucker [Music] ah fleetwood mac blasted in the backyard as i'm cleaning this pigsty what could be better hey man so we can play straight for calling me schlump no no i'm not you're not i'm you're not getting that now [Music] at the very least be like if you want if you want to ask me something and get a genuine response out of me the the way to do it is not to start the message with hello schlump [Music] schlump calm down [ __ ] you i can't [ __ ] win with you people [Music] calm down dude oh man you guys are good not sorry but you look like you belong in the scp foundation where you should definitely play security breach sincerely the polo on the couch mind you i'm not even going to respond to that i don't know what it said something about scp is conor a better uh power washer than i am like i i imagine conor would get these done pretty quick but i i think i'm just taking my time a little bit and i don't know if i'm playing it correctly like is this good gameplay i don't know [Music] i'm power washing the best i know how look at that boom it's actually kind of satisfying look at that look at us go man [Music] we can make a tick tock of this and get like a billion [ __ ] views shanghai had a typhoon but the flock should be heading out now you'll yes i'm giving you money for this oh right hey write the typhoons to make a 2d platformer fighting game what should i do to it to get you to play it i need a hundred thousand dollars [Music] message me again if that sounds good look at that look at that i love that [ __ ] i [ __ ] love that [ __ ] hey slot hey it's my first time making it to your stream and i just wanna say that your content as well as another streamer had helped me through very tough times it has genuinely helped me a lot have a lovely day less than three thank you you could have you could have just said your content you are literally overthinking a wash simulator [ __ ] you [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you man leave me alone [Music] self-doubt that's not me [Laughter] but thank you thank you for the kind comments i appreciate it i do i really do holy people complaining about not getting they merch in the mail like my brother in christ you ordered from a twitch streamer with mutton chops that's the realest [ __ ] i've ever heard the next time someone complains about me not doing something i'm just going to be like brian mutton stream hey [ __ ] enjoying the power wash sim order to rammy during the stream because i can bro awesome guys it's on amazon so i mean like if you worry about the game conor would be content just with the proper ruby tuesday's music playing he has upgrades to the power washer so he was equally slow when he played these missions honestly you can get it on amazon right now the the ramy plushie the nine inch plushie which is a great size i've heard uh i don't know it's on amazon and it's it's prime available so like you can it'll show up in like two days or something and you can stop you could get off my [ __ ] back about it good all right we're done we're listening to glenn campbell now [ __ ] sake look at the rest of this [ __ ] place i'm going crazy [Music] the music choice in your stream is fantastic thank you what is your favorite album my favorite album oh [ __ ] that's really tough that's really tough uh i'd probably say the skyrim soundtrack if you're talking real music recently uh recently circles by mac miller um man alive by king cruel in terms of old stuff uh i think that that fleetwood mac record is as close to a perfect album as you can get hi schlock strap have a good stream did you really call me that come on bro this nozzle is even powerful enough to wash the [ __ ] place slot stream on my birthday bogue happy birthday i guess let me be real i don't have that so i guess no deal i'm still in high school working at a hardee's yeah i'm sorry yeah it's not gonna work i'm not i'm probably not gonna play your game then sorry i mean maybe if the game is good that's it so you're you got two options you can make the game really good or you could give me a hundred thousand dollars i'll consider either hey slinkle when are you going to sell a shoe merch i want to be able to tie up my slices what did you call me schlinkle [Music] i didn't know you could upgrade your power washer also let me be real how much is this job for like 450 bucks that's such [ __ ] can we be real it's such [ __ ] i see tick tocks of people cleaning one one tiny little bit of graffiti off the sidewalk and they were like my buddy my buddy made a thousand bucks for this one because it's his business and he can charge what the [ __ ] he wants and i'm like dude i got this whole backyard to clean [Music] schlinkl enterprises needs to start charging a little bit more great [ __ ] song that's only a sleep deprived thing i'm getting texts what washington joel just texted your favorite dead music artist joe text me what's up do you look do you do bikes calvin who are you [Music] there's lore in this game i'm not interested calvin i'm just here to clean your [ __ ] backyard i'm not i'm not i don't want to hear the sob story about the rocks or the fish [Music] yeah some dude text me his name is joe and he's asking about a bike all right bud i know who you are h linky how are you do not call me shrinking heat wave how are you and jambo deal with this wild heat wave we do not go outside that's how we do it pickle the red thanks for the 15 schlinky who is your favorite dead music artist um uh [ __ ] uh half of the grateful dead mac miller uh prince hers [Music] that hers [ __ ] upsets me man [Music] such a [ __ ] tragedy dude hi shelton do you like microfiber towels do you think mr hands liked microfiber towels what are you [ __ ] talking about microfiber towels for why do you think i know anything about microfiber towels a great song by the way voice hey schlunky 16 weeks for my limited edition waifu cup what are you doing with it big guy kinda sucks i need 16 weeks with it alone before i can give it to you that's all i'll say [Music] but guys really let me be let me be completely candid with you business going over to the uk soon i sure hope the queen doesn't slash well you know take my money for luck thank you good luck over there brother do what you need to do i want to be completely candid about merch and ship times not a single [ __ ] creator wants it to be 16 weeks right that's just the way shipping happens and pre-orders right like it it makes the most sense for creators to do pre-orders with their items so they don't have any problems with stock or anything like that dude like the shipping situation is actually bonkers one ship going sideways disrupted everything for a [ __ ] year oh man this is [ __ ] filthy acts actually filthy great song though i'm not even mad what's it like to know that people still live in new jersey honestly it's upsetting is that blood is there blood on the pavement guys is that blood maybe i give calvin a text maybe i text him back hey man what's uh what's the [ __ ] deal with the blood on the on the on the patio oh another great song how am i even supposed to get in here i'll get on my feet oh get the underside of the table what about 1999 did someone say so why are we saying that what are you guys saying [Music] oh are they singing about 1999 clean faster i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry it was not me i was not ever on this patio i promise you the blood would have been gone by now i would have been more thorough i'm sorry for saying as well as another streamer rather than just saying you no it's [ __ ] mean it in a rude way or anything anymore i was joking with you don't worry i've been wanting to play i was joking with you please please don't worry about it i i appreciate you man i'm sorry you've had the only thoughtful comment all night after these people call me schlunk consider getting better at power washing don't call me please man that's not even that's not even funny making good progress hey oh my goodness that's what everyone should do try to make good games instead of the marketing and i'll play them like this one i'm enjoying this oh i'm going crazy right now look at me look at me oh this is the way to do it hey schlatt i think your best video ever is your sub rosa video with anderson cooper i loved that so much i can't play sub rose anymore and i've tried to before but everyone knows who i am and they immediately try griefing i think it's one of those weird communities where it's like they don't want youtubers to play because as the game gets more popular they you they lose that sense of community which i kind of get but also it's one of the most fun games i've i've ever played like it's impossible for me to log in and play that thing maybe not now after after it's been a couple years [Music] all right we missed a couple magic boy thanks for the 15. uh hey schlatty daddy we're coming up on two years since your [ __ ] lying ass said you would come back and play rabbits go home again [Laughter] you got me we'll have to play soon yeah we'll play tomorrow man we'll play tomorrow i'm definitely coming back fartman 12 thanks to the 15. hey schlatt i think you bet oh got it got it oh [ __ ] oatmeal uh sent 10 000 bits my my first oiler ever sent me 10 000 bits and it didn't read it and they go hey schlathiew i just want to say i think it's really cool how much you've grown as a content creator over the years i've been subbed for 34 months but i've followed since may 2019. it's been great to see how you evolved over time just want to let you know your content helped me through a lot uh through many darker moments and blah blah blah you know the deal thank you and keep up the good work schlatt hypers [Music] brought me genuine joy to see your name because i knew a big donor was coming i'm sorry i'm sorry i appreciate you oatmeal thank you harper shaw is texting me hey doc i got [ __ ] bugs bunny in my phone i ca i'm busy right now i'm busy cleaning up this fucker's backyard i've been doing it for the past half hour hey frank has got me falling apart a draculaura styling my head clothing walking make me howl at the moon illegally you're the finest fish in this lagoon denial you still be golly been throwing you back so violent you say stone cold stout thanks eminem i agree or i'm sorry you're going through that oh chippy dippy do less than three you didn't warn me that ted nevison would have bodyguards and now i'm in jail donating with my two cents an hour payments from worship what's your favorite brand of crime grand larceny let me clean up all the blood honestly insurance fraud is also a lot easier than you think if you put your whole schlossy into it i bet that guy could get his hat in three days flat easy i okay otk co-owner nick thanks for the 17 i i need some kind of assistant to do it for me i'm above that kind of work shoo-boom foam-tastic sometimes you just remind me of a loaf of bread bread that just sat there cause no one wanted it why would you say that to me you remind me of a loaf of bread that just said there because no one wanted it [Music] that's rude hey school is up open to new hires if so i'd like to offer one stone of gray day room i i i'm not interested in buying your lube thank you do not contact me again man this these chairs are giving me a hard time am i am i should i be charging more for this job i'm on my hands and knees now i'm i'm i i really am putting myself through the ringer for this i gotta up my rates rule number one of freelancing and power washing is if you if you double your rates and and and keep half of your clients you're doing the same you're making the same amount of money for half the work however if you work for me and you double your rates i will kick your ass out on the street hey schlott hey really glad you live tonight i started a depression medication this year which has made an underlying illness much worse oh [ __ ] i'm absolutely unhinged i mean detached like joe biden oh your content grounds me in reality that's rough good luck with it we're rooting for you no one wants to end up like joe did you guys see when he got off the plane and he was like what do i do now he found you and i'm happy to finally catch a stream thanks man i'm glad you guys are here please stop talking so i can listen to the music [Music] no that's fine i'll shut up hey lagatron i don't have anything special to say i just really wanted to call you schlagertron so here take my money you deserve it big man thanks i know i do [Music] ever since i real ever since i found out that that benny and the jets by elton john was faked and was not actually recorded in front of a live audience i cannot listen to it again from rhode island 1995 we found the teeth you hid and the cops have been alerted count your days you can't run from your past transgressions anymore we will have justice [Music] i might have to go for a bit you guys are all right you guys are very far behind on the chat you guys everyone refresh the page or some [ __ ] because i'm seeing reactions from [ __ ] i said minutes ago [Music] i got to clean this [ __ ] fence i'm just pissing me off [Music] speed run in this [ __ ] [Music] good good enough at least this better not be dirty on the other [ __ ] hey joe who's your favorite minion i did not watch the dominion movie i don't know i'm not worrying about the fence right now thank you groot for the gifted subs [Music] hey little my pickle just wanted to say you've brought me much happiness over the years love you parasocially less than three [ __ ] you for calling me that how do you let as a house as a homeowner how do you let it get this dirty legitimately what am i missing good surely it's done all right let's clean the house now i want you to 1v1 me in wii sports baseball i simply am better and we'll prove it after all i am the one who doubled your numbers you put up in 1999. you were the one oh [ __ ] okay i'm i better start practicing dude can i say something that i found out today that i was i was flabbergasted at i found out found out that the red sox lost to the blue jays yesterday 28 to 5. 28 to five how do you get 28 runs scored on you and then i did some digging and i looked at the red sox's previous couple games the day before the day before they got blown away by the blue jays they lost the yankees 13-2 and the day before that they lost to him 14-1. and then i was like all right well hey how what was like the most scoring baseball game of all time and it was it was like the it i don't i forget the teams but i think the cubs was one of them and they lost the cubs lost and it was like 25 to 24. how do you score 24 runs and lose a baseball game i don't think mets fans are even used to seeing one run actually that's not true the mets are doing good this year they got that billionaire money they got the billionaire bailout good song this is shed cleaning using following since 2011 and i want you to know that i think that you're epic awesome you've been following since 2011 for the nintendo wii i'm not playing that game dude thanks for being my dedicated fan since 2011 man appreciate that you produce about 40 000 lifters of spit in your lifetime that was the most powerful [ __ ] voice i've ever heard holy [ __ ] [Music] wow i am fully erect after hearing that guy's voice thanks for streaming on my work days gets real boring sometimes oh bandito carly thanks for the 15 bucks just tuned in to see power wash simulator let's [ __ ] go i've missed the more chill gaming stuff hey i'm glad i could play too i'm enjoying myself i'm having a good time bro how do you let it get this dirty is anyone else's yard it's it's all spotless all spotless what happened to this place [Music] on my fifth monster of the day how you doing my boy let me guess you're drinking one [ __ ] flavor because like every other person who who mains monster you're the most boring predictable person on the planet of the [ __ ] earth sorry i'm i don't even know what i'm saying anymore i just get pissed off when i see people drinking monster now irrationally upset there's only one energy drink worth drinking now boys it's gamer subs it said blue it said blue give you a nickel that you tickle my pickle and when you do it make me fickle causing me to trickle i love the eminem ones nickel but you tickle my pickles make me fickle cause i need to trickle [Laughter] he's really living up to his role in uh on the in the interview what's it what was that was it called the interview the one that got banned in north korea about them killing kim jong-un i actually loved that movie i'm not gonna lie does anyone remember the scene with eminem in that oh it's [ __ ] hilarious [Music] we're almost done with the back of this we need the power power washer right here hey schlott love you bud cleaning job i would hire you thank you i'd get all hot and sweaty into pollen spoon onto this year what you planning on seeing interpol and spoon on tour this year i'd consider spoon but i do not i'm not a fan of interpol sorry too british for me spoon i [ __ ] with though i [ __ ] with spoon big time genuinely just wanted you to know that your content really has been helping me with my depression and other pretty bad things i wanted to thank you for you being you i'm glad i could help even though all i do is sit and uh and wash i've just been washing but if i can help you know i think most of that could be attributed to you fingers over the ball with cheetos at a party and go don't mind if i do what sphincter is the kind of guy to wiggle his fingers over a bowl of cheetos at a party and go don't mind if i do oh jesus i'm getting i'm getting my ass beat out here hey schlitter s no no we'll call you things like schlatterbahn water park or schlatty with the fatty no comment hey we're in texas watching your streams reminds me of getting into a miserably hot car after it's sitting in a parking lot all day thanks for existing and making me realize i was gay take my money there's a lot to impact there i just cleaned man i just cleaned things excellent almost done with the shed look at us look at us almost done i need the power washer right here i gotta get into the nitty-gritty now i just power wash all the rust off yeah a single stream i don't know what happened in 1999 but nobody mentions the war crime you committed on july 6 2013. we don't talk about that mods i'm surprised you even let that message through this is the average new jersey home true though true is this window almost done there we go good good good spotless the shed is spotless now i have to jump up here bro there's like zero gravity we're playing with gta sheets on great song bod watchers be like man he really loves animal crossing hi my little pony i've been a fan of yours since i was in middle school and now i'm going off to college i wanted to ask do you think you will ever complete the tribute to radiohead no no i won't sorry great i finished the roof radiohead claimed every video man they blocked one for a while i'm not gonna do it hi schlatty doodle dookie i have to get surgery in a week and a half and i'm very nervous at least i get free drugs from italy true thanks please don't steal my organs when i'm under no promises [Applause] if i see an opportunity i take it also i heard that when you get surgery and you get your organs taken out they just kind of stuff them back in because they find their way back into place so they don't even care they're they're not like oh the heart should go up there they just stuff everything back in and then your body's like wait no that's not where the heart is supposed to be and it just moves it back into place like nothing bad ever happened like you didn't just get your insides taken out of you and put in incorrectly who figured that out how did we figure that out by the way great song hey i was interested in gamer sups but i was wondering if the red flavor comes in suppository form you [ __ ] people are out of your mind [Music] hey tinky i just wanted to thank you for helping me mentally de-stress while i prepare for a 11-hour flight to japan just sleep on the plane take some melatonin good luck have fun hey lot i've been a fan since 2000 bc loving the content my fans since before julius caesar was leading rome thank you thank you my brother this song is one of the best songs ever made [Music] i could clean all day to this [Music] loki i always feel like the devil should have won that i think the devil's part was cooler well you're pretty good old son oh great great parts i mean both of them are really good at sauna on that fiddle i'll be honest he knew that he'd been beat that growing fiddle on the ground at johnny's feet i just love how southern it is how am i gonna get on the top of this [ __ ] thing johnny 100 you're wrong you're wrong johnny did not win i don't think johnny won i think the devil's part was was better but hey different strokes [Music] what the f how do i get up here [Music] there we go great song fantastic song [Music] i need some steely damn did you know tame impala is a one-man band you [ __ ] prick you suck you probably suck you are probably a terrible person and no one ever wants to hang around you [Music] thank you thank you gal for all the subs i appreciate it this is these are long levels this is level two think about that for a second [Music] slinky the kind of guy to say you might want to wait a minute after leaving the toilet dude that's not am i drinking now i'm gonna i i'm gonna walk off of the off of the roof and then look down and then start falling [Music] schlock the type of fella to say no more missed a nice guy when he's mad dude why why are you directing all this what did i do to deserve this nice nice nice we're already doing a three-star job i'll do a bounding how do i stop balding i don't know minoxidil probably it's cheap just [ __ ] buy something and apply it to your head thank you schwab if i wasn't nervous for surgery i sure am now i'm sorry i didn't mean to freak out i just thought it was a fun fact where did i miss the dirt this toy car is spotless are you learning about what land chats have to do to care for rentoids with this stream yes land chads have a tough [Music] i lost it when the internet realized that tyler oakley was a land chad dude that was funny to me every youtuber becomes a land chat once they're done i mean let's be real everybody you love everybody whose content you really like once they follow you i met a guy that looked just like sledding 99 right before the tragedy i think it was him anyways can you ask him when can i get a slanket i am in your walls do you really want me to sell a blanket with a [ __ ] tile face on it is that really what you want how many people will legitimately buy it really be honest most of you who are saying yes right now you will not you're lying to me i've got my blue and mice jointed hopefully they help with my depression i've got my blue and my schlanket let's stop calling it a schlanket too it's just a blanket with my face on it hey schlitz head hope you're doing well what's your favorite horror film cheers predator i don't even know if that's a harvest it's more of an action film i don't really watch horror films i i'm not too big a fan of like jump scares and [ __ ] why are your fans like that i really i couldn't tell you i need a a better pressure washer i'm not gonna lie how do i get a better pressure washer oh wow anyone who remembers the uh the rabbit stream all those days back those hundreds of days maybe even a thousand days at this point man this was the song i started on remember i had that train intro going through the snow said be right back on it or something man good times sorry i called you schlitters here's a joke when the cashier asked if i wanted my milk in a bag i said no the jug is fine [Music] good one that's like that's like if you're you're eating out and you're like oh i have to pay when the waiter is like all right you ready for the check blanket so [Music] nice we got the propane tank i really think spraying a propane tank with hundreds of pounds of pressurized water is the way to do it song this is going to take me [ __ ] forever to do finally a minute to breathe ah look how good we're doing look how good we're doing i'm very happy with this i'm actually enjoying the game too i'm not gonna lie fun game more fun than i expected it to be i hope we get to cool clean some cooler stuff soon though [Music] i'm just jamming out oh [Music] what else needs to be cleaned on this [ __ ] thing i feel like i got it you know [Music] what else is dirty in here what am i missing oh give it to me man give it to me i'm so [ __ ] close thank you [Music] i'm not pressing tab i'm not pressing tab i don't do that that's the [ __ ] way to play i said i wasn't going to do it and i'm not i don't need to know where the dirt is i'll find it myself easy very enjoyable time yo what up fear how you doing brother ah look at us so fun i love cleaning man such a therapeutic experience you know you know guys [Music] ah there's not even water in the pond man it's kind of disappointing you know this place is really i mean like the owner really let this place go i take it he doesn't want to work on anymore i'll take the [ __ ] place oh great calvin's texting me again that's the homeowner looks like you're almost done my girls can't wait to get out there can i respond to this guy i want to tell him like really you you let yourself go calvin a husband's house he's been gold text me dude my girls can't wait to to get out there [Music] how much water am i using this is a [ __ ] ton of water [Music] nice patio's done okay not doing too bad can you schlett can you clean me next [Music] come on man [Music] we can hit some more tts mods if we have it why did my dad leave me i really i really can't i don't understand why you'd ask me that you think i got the answers for you do you hey schlick been watching your streams ever since the mad lad jesus christ recommended you to me many years ago he must have seen something in you and not many did he was way ahead of his time rest in peace brother thanks man i love jesus christ he was a big fan of mine ah want some guys i'm almost done and i i'm not gonna lie this job has really winded me i don't know if i could work much longer wow wow dude look at how far we [ __ ] come oh [Music] we've done good today we're about to do a better just [ __ ] jam out to some yes by the way just in case you know you know what's about to happen some of the best music of all time on this playlist man i'm telling you it doesn't get much better kiki 99 points oh damper dude what's going on brother fancy seeing you here everyone say hi to dapper he's in here 99.7 gang ah this is this is looking [ __ ] good son [Music] sled are you going to do another trucking stream probably i could see myself trucking a little more thanks for streaming today i had a procedure earlier and although it's nothing serious it's no fun and your stream helped lighten the day thanks again have a great day thank you you too have a good recovery i hope they didn't jam your organs back in you with little to no rhyme or reason because that's what they tend to do just so you know like your heart might be anyways try not to think about it hey slip and slide don't call me schlepping slide the new and a better new yorker but let me play or i'll make 1999 look like a joke that is just a threat that's just a threat look at us look at us we are on our way the [ __ ] fence is the last thing then we just have to do touch-ups we're so close we're so close we're almost there boys oh so close man i can taste it look at this look at this look away i'm gonna go crazy for a second this hurts my eyes but it needed to be done [ __ ] yeah we're almost there oh man all right so we've done it right guys are we completely clean we are right right guys not even close no i'm 93 done that's that's good right we can end it there jobs don't need to be 100 good they could be 90 good right a job could be 90 good and it'd still be a good job right what's up kryos how are you man i hope you're doing good not when you're power washing i guess you're right they did they did pay me to get this place completely clean completely squeaky clean it'd be rude for me to not do it you know however i failed to see any spot to improve on i failed to see it and i did go on a whole tangent about how i wasn't gonna hit the tab button because it's [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] under the swing oh of course right that makes sense for the bottom of the sofa to be filthy what am i missing that that sofa is spotless now thank you now what 94 clean barbecue patio is not spotless it is can you wash me after you finish with that other guy i'm not washing anybody hey schlot i don't know what it is about you but when you do decide to stream my cat has to come and watch you with me good he adores you thank you thanks for being so entertaining man we appreciate you thank you thank you i'm good with the shed the lawnmower still needs work where where on the lawnmower maybe the handle there we go oh there's some grain in there yeah okay i'm getting it done i don't need to hit tab you don't understand i've never needed a hit tab i've never needed to get in there yeah yeah yeah yes dude perfect i'm not hitting tab today the sofa cushion not true oh somehow yeah oh in there oh in there dude look at that yes it's still dirty somehow i've now covered the entire surface area of the sofa cushion what else is there to do under the cushion are you [ __ ] oh my god that is absurd that is absurd it's absurd [Music] almost done we done over here dog house roof needs some work we're done oh wait [ __ ] how could i be so silly the umbrella is filthy don't worry guys i'll handle it i'm gonna handle it it'll be clean in no time how do i get up here oh it's so easy 96 97 boys the poll needs work still done what else what else [Music] beautiful what else what else i'm so close i'm so [ __ ] close oh i'm going [ __ ] crazy hi man i'm having a hard time trying to adjust to college and all that bs but your streams and not so weekly slaps really helped me realize just how much i want to pursue content creation even in college have a good rest of the evening i have to clean [Music] it's all i'm good for so close under the rock of course under the rock why didn't i think of that [Music] i'm still at 98 are the stairs dirty oh they totally are dirty these stairs are filthy [Music] oh oh i see nothing else have you got the stepping stones of course i got the stepping stones man i got every step good call [Music] now i have doghouse roof still needs work i swear to god it's under they want this don't they oh of course they do it's all done it's all done i've done it as i crawl along the pavement looking for dirt in a random stranger's house it's all done i've done all of it shed door oh you're right what else i've done it all trolley oh of course how could i forget are we good now food show oh no the other one of course control p oh of course 99 what is left what the [ __ ] is left the chairs oh the chairs you're right of course it's the chairs i'm gonna be the first person in history to do it without hitting tab like a little [ __ ] so good patio table garden table is still a little dirty oh i'd love to play a 40 minute 40 minute grateful dead song but i don't know if anyone's gonna be into that oh we're so close i can [ __ ] taste it i can [ __ ] taste it the only person to have ever done it the only person who have ever done it no one has ever done it no one's ever done it what else is left we're so [ __ ] close play it one more chair no i got this i got all the chairs the trellis wait there's something around here that's pinging me something around here i think it might be this stuff wait fence post no yeah it's this one so [ __ ] close symponic thanks for dollars in the m m donation that didn't play everybody stop schlett needs to be locked away in 99 he cooked a cocked a glock on three babies and started to spray [Music] i didn't i didn't do that what is left the flower bed bricks the bricks what bricks i got all the pond edging oh oh how could i be so silly retaining wall is still there oh swanky are the fornicating thin wenches is obtaining the wealth oh we are so [ __ ] close i can taste it dude i can [ __ ] taste it i can [ __ ] taste it hey slammy are you ohio are you ohio what i'm not seeing it pond rim got it each watch it is i have these photos from 99 that may affect your reputation wanted to warn you schlemp this has cost me three hours of work to inform you no no no okay thanks honeybee for the fifteen dollars uh hello my little sh shloggy doggy i just want you to know you like someone who would eat cucumber jelly you'd go down into your kitchen and make toast at like 2 27 in the morning just put cucumber jelly on it i can hear voices right now i is it the birdhouse well you're right you're right the [ __ ] birdhouse oh it's so clean though what else what's left something just pinged i saw it for a second what am i missing left retaining wall did i miss a spot i didn't miss a spot on the retaining wall i did what did i miss where good oh to do oh wait we're getting it to do fence posts times two hence posts and suppose oh we're gonna make it we're gonna make it boys fence top oh of course the top of the fence would need why okay okay why do i have to clean the top of the fence that doesn't make any sense i'm up i'm up i'm up [Music] yes we're so [ __ ] close path edging i'm missing something oh boys i think this is it i think this is it let me just be sure if i miss any of the shed the shed is completely done all of it this is the last thing this is the last thing i did the propane tank here we go yes we [ __ ] did it not like one of those [ __ ] [ __ ] who hits tab you see oh wait where's the dirt where's the dirt all by my [ __ ] self all by my [ __ ] self with my own two [ __ ] eyes [ __ ] you calvin is that the name of the guy who owns the house [ __ ] you calvin where's my phone at look at this look at this [ __ ] look at me go whoa ah that's vladimir scroll this blanket where's my sluggit yo it's me remy tosh remy stopped watching your [ __ ] touch and i hope you're doing well i hope you're doing well too man it's good to hear from you boys what a day what a day that's about all the pressure washing i'm doing today but i hope you you guys enjoyed and i reckon we'll be back at some point um [Music] screw the schlanket where's the sluggie at it'll be around listen we'll make it we'll make a whole line of just crimes against humanity clothing like it'll it will be the worst [ __ ] you'll ever see all right we've had a good time i think we've had a good time guys i want to thank you so much for watching this stream was an absolute pleasure and uh i might be back soon to do some more uh some more pressure washing or some you know whatever we whatever we decide to do

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Length: 104min 54sec (6294 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 26 2022