Schlatt Survives DayZ

how's it going boys my name is schlatt and welcome back to the vods channel today we are playing my favorite game of all time Daisy I've got thousands of hours in this game it's one of my favorite things ever the experiences you have and the people you run into are unlike any other game I've ever played and I streamed it on my alt a couple days ago so here's the VOD enjoy honest mat in the mosque uh this is like a modded version of DayZ so it's a player created map I I actually honestly I think this is the perfect version of Daisy um I think the original map was a little bit too big you know play more Wii oh dude I actually have really good news for people who are uh in the business of Wii games I brought back um I was home recently I brought back a one of those like old school CD cases full of Wii games and so I don't think it's out of the question that'll boot one of them up pretty soon this is the big city this is the only really big city in uh on this map kind of forces every everyone usually spawns by the coast and then you oh my God they're gunshots already Jesus Christ you guys hear that everyone usually spawns towards the uh the northern coast and they make their way into the city so you know this city is uh pretty pretty ripe for player interactions and stick-ups and burglaries and all that stuff and of course the zombies this is a zombie game the Z and DayZ stands for zombies so you know I know my way around the city those who aren't entirely sure what Daisy is all about it is uh it's a survival game with zombies and stuff I mean kind of paved the way for like H1Z1 and [ __ ] which also started as like an open world thing where you just kind of collect gear and try and survive out there with other people oh PU Scope you'll see it's kind of it's still kind of clunky but it is one of the OG survival games what the [ __ ] is this what the hell is this character that is the ugliest man I've ever gotten ugliest man ever and so yeah my first uh my first oh Jesus I forgot I got him zoomed in all the way my first goal is gonna you know because I'm currently dying of cold my first goal is gonna be trying getting some some warmer clothes on and uh you'll see how I play it the apocalypse survivors can't all be pretty yeah no you're right oh my God we got food already it's pretty hard to come by oh my God holy [ __ ] that's brutal my God I'm [ __ ] killing it already usually uh usually it's very hard to find food so that I would consider that extremely lucky I'm playing also on a very like survival base like Bare Bones hard server people consider it hard you know kind of looks like mizkiff I just don't know I just don't know oh my goodness what on Earth is this cat food no canned pork even better you also notice that all the food is frozen which means I can't eat it even though I'm already gonna starve uh you kind of have to cook it you have to gather wood and [ __ ] start a fire and thought it's brutal this is a very lucky building and yes I am running for the dude who commented about the games I've ran in um yes you kind of have to run in this game which is I know unlike anything you've ever seen me do will you play this with Ted and Charlie I would love to I have I mean I have played it with both of those guys but um will I stream it I think it's another question people hide zombies in here yeah I'm good I'm good not touching that NBC pants low insulation low insulin it's not worth it little jumpsuit jacket low insulate ah it's not it's not worth it tell Freddie to get on oh my God Freddy [ __ ] Wong dude I I wonder if he still plays I wonder if he games at all I honestly I wonder what Freddy does on a day to day I really couldn't tell you what on [ __ ] Earth is going on there well I'll take these jeans we got jeans with knee pads on them boys that's that's a huge hit was that a lighter thank you cover up the ugly mug s we can also we are doing TTS today we can run through some uh some of the donations and uh It should read them out just playing whenever but if it doesn't play then you know you should add a luck sorry thank you for streaming big guy we appreciate it hope her well smile I'm doing all right things are busy you know I'm doing a lot of stuff with otk recently um was in LA for the for that little games Expo and I think it went pretty well what is this oh it's a sweat oh that's huge that's actually huge that is the warmest piece of clothing and again is there echo on the TTS all right hold on I'll fix that real quick not the best idea to be laying down in a supermarket in varcuta I monitor only mute output all right should be fixed should be fixed now and mods if if one of the tts's doesn't play can you try re-playing it a couple times until it does I'm not sure oh my God that's fine watch the bunch of the weekly slap out of the main core and want to start making content Jesus Christ what did you do to come up with constant fresh and quality content [Laughter] fresh and quality content dude I don't know if you've seen any of my videos recently I just react to stuff now I mean it was always just kind of I mean just gotta do what you enjoy man dude dude selected C-3PO from Star Wars as his TTS hold on let me put the let me put that volume down kind of hurt my ears but I react funny I guess I do react funny can you come to Pakistan this weekend I think I'll pass I do have a Cleaver now though which is good if anyone tries to [ __ ] with me show them what happened back in 99. all those women and Men I don't discriminate I was seeing your face on a billboard in New York City oh dude it was great it was great it was kind of funny though because like it was on for like maybe 10 maybe like five or ten seconds I saw it like as I was walking to Times Square hey thank you Harley as I was walking to Times Square I saw it but I wasn't close enough to like take a good photo or anything and so once I got to the actual display like right under it I waited for a good 20 minutes before it showed up again oh no it was more it was like it was literally like 30 or 40 minutes because I remember so YouTube's was were the people who who managed to get that add-on for me and I realized that they were yeah they were like yeah it's on a 20 minute block but 20 minutes pass and then another YouTube's ad plays that wasn't mine that wasn't just my face I'm like ah those bastards they put in an actual ad and so I had to wait another [ __ ] cycle meanwhile Modern Warfare 2 heads are playing literally for minutes at a time holy [ __ ] I'm Molly I got a [ __ ] double barrel shotgun already and so I had to wait another 20 minutes for the anchor cycle back around for my face for 10 seconds and also Tim the tat man was there too he had a [ __ ] head I don't know I'm playing this tense music right now we're having a good time but yeah dude Tim came on it was it was so sad because Tim had an ad too uh it wasn't a YouTube's thing oh my God this is a hunting scope foreign and he pops up like a couple ads after mine after my 10 second thing plugged which was enough time for uh me to like get a video I mean Carson outcorp's husband being like [ __ ] you man I got it I finally got it and uh and dude Tim is on for literally like two seconds I felt so bad I try I I tried to get my phone out by the time I had unlocked my phone Tim was gone yeah it's like what's the what's the [ __ ] point of that at that point man like what's the point of putting Tim on an ad if he's gonna be there for two seconds you just best you're just banking on they must be banking on people like just taking photos and Tim just shows up but yeah I'm not gonna lie uh I did not think it was uh I did not think it was real I saw those first images like otk tweeted at me and I was like oh that's a funny Photoshop Jeff who's our social media manager and then like people are responding and then I saw a tweet of like a YouTube live stream I'm getting so lucky with the food holy [ __ ] yeah I saw an image of like a YouTube live stream of a view of Times Square and it was actually there oh my God oh my God we are living it up we're living it up I'm dropping the hunting scope [ __ ] that and my face was there and so I was like all right I gotta see this someone actually went and there were photos of the of this like girl on Twitter who went to see it before I got to see it and uh and I was like all right well I gotta go and so I went how am I gonna get dude I I am in such a food Surplus right now where am I even I don't even have room for this for the [ __ ] cleaver how's the uh how's the music by the way too loud too loud I could put it down a little bit there we go ah okay um how the [ __ ] am I getting there we go bro what the [ __ ] is going on why am I finding [ __ ] they must have turned the food up or something man it doesn't happen holy [ __ ] I hope I don't die I feel really bad if I die with this oh butcher Pete God what a classic I do need a uh I do need a backpack pretty badly let's hack and whack and smack them they call me the butcher oh man it's one of those [ __ ] crazy ass in the mosque storms there's gonna be some pretty serious thunder coming in soon boys just want to warn you shot I ordered gamer Subs where the [ __ ] my package at I expected better from a businessman like you dude I know what you want from me it'll come it'll it'll come with a catch there the good news is that it won't take oh Jesus look at me the good news is it won't take six months for it to get here like my other things that I sell take it you know if it was free just give it some time you know we probably honestly we probably shipped it the economy if it was free what the [ __ ] you expect do you really think I'm gonna you think I'm gonna give you some for free and then ship it with Express what's this [ __ ] DHL premium come on now it'll get there when it gets there it's probably it's probably just one guy that got he's walking across the country right now on foot see this is more like it nothing in this first floor that's that's normally what I expect in the mosque probably a zombie in here yeah I'm good he's black hope your night is going well lots of love love in the blue shock Fallout music thank you is that voice too loud guys I'm glad you're enjoying the music yeah it's lad it's a little loud for me too I'm not gonna lie you figure this out give me a second stream mix TTS overlay we'll put it to negative negative four maybe ah okay we're back in it I am drinking a little bit I gotta I got a little thing I'm sipping on you know not too much but enough to enjoy myself on stream sipping on Blue no honestly you know what let me I'm not gonna lie I do have a water bottle full of gamer Subs to my left right now that I'm chasing it with because it is not too Pleasant to sip one it's actually green not gonna lie to you it's actually green it's uh the Russian badges flavor oh my Lord dude I'm getting so unbelievably lucky with this I'm getting rid of the flare that's great oh well it's dog food all right well it's not too great so you're getting a gamer Subs Creator cup what the [ __ ] do you think yes and it's gonna have the biggest tits out of any of them of course oh I might even make a flavor I've been up here all right trying to figure out where we should go there's a bit of a suburb spot off to the east of this uh this here City but I don't know if I'm ready to go there yet I don't really have a weapon I mean I got a Cleaver but it's not gonna get me too far also it's entirely possible that I just get shot and die at any moment here because this is the most populous area I need a backpack pretty bad oh not a hoodie holy [ __ ] liver pate no it's brisket spread damn it [ __ ] belt big guy flavor oh dude I swear to God if I make a gamer self slavery it's gonna be like milky white I think that'd be [ __ ] hilarious people are gonna be like are you drinking [ __ ] and then you'll be like yeah I'll probably call it come the flavor will probably be called come that'd be funny right you'd buy that you buy my [ __ ] hello you there I think it'd be funny you're drinking calm out of a big ass titty cup oh my God oh my God is this not the best day ever is it not okay well that's ruined it's it's a pretty good day I'm dropping the dog food actually I'm dropping the unknown food at least I know that's dog food big guy cap one give the people what they want big guy Camp win oh dude it's it's done the cap is done just a matter when we want to launch the store because oh my God what the hell holy [ __ ] oh my God just a matter when we want to launch the store I was saying because we're working on some other pieces of clothing oh I was telling you about the thunder was I not did I not say thunder was coming Jesus Christ oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [Music] it's the blood moon hello oh [ __ ] it's rapture God has taken all the Protestants okay if I wake up and I'm not lifting into the heavens then I think I'm good oh God thank God okay I'm still here you didn't lift me through the through the ceiling I dropped my knife some water here I think I'm gonna take it I can't maneuver my oh I can't take it I can take it my next play has to be make a fire Jesus Christ bro what the [ __ ] happened did someone get a MOAB this is Modern Warfare 3 again to the top of this maybe it'll be some shocking ammo or something oh we're good we're good we're good everybody don't worry don't be worrying yet I'm misbehaving Hi slad how are you these days by the way me and my boyfriend love you I'm doing fantastic I'm glad you guys love me it's entirely one-sided though all right there is absolutely oh oh oh I can't pick it up I'm right about my gamer Subs package Joe Biden and his eight percent inflation rate is starting to affect my gaming time for schlot 2020 former holy [ __ ] foreign it's about to get funny Joe Biden and the eight percent inflation rate is starting to affect my gaming yeah no listen man we should get a waifu cupped with the Yankees cap to advertise the new come kamasops flavor I don't think that's legal I think I could sell the the Yankees logo my friend grade please make sure you are outside during the Rapture no clip for this event I gotta figure out a way I need a [ __ ] backpack that's funny I'm dropping the watches keep one on me I usually collect the watches of the bodies I found oh geez all right what am I gonna drop really I should just start a fire hey I just wanted to let you know that I've been binging your content for the past 17 hours 17 hours big Inspirations to me [ __ ] you [ __ ] you I had to get up here and start a fire did someone start a uh did you guys see like a mound like a charcoal Mound in one of these rooms on the balcony maybe like right here yeah perfect which is exactly what we wanted we need to start a fire let's split these long sticks into short sticks by rubbing them up against my leg Yeah Yeah that's how I do it now I'm going to attach them it's okay and now oh [ __ ] open your pull bugs stop having it be close open your P.O box I mean it's always open it's always accepting like I didn't get rid of it I just don't want people to send it to me right now because I got so many [ __ ] packages there that I haven't opened I need to use that as kindling okay let's light this puppy up foreign get as close as I can this fire without burning myself alive putting all my food on the floor next to the fire and I'm gonna eat a lot of it put the happy music back on dude this is tense what are you talking about we killed at any second fine and we have a fun time around we we have a good time we have a good time Appalachia playlist webcam off readable chat am I about to see a commercial for Folgers oh my commercials oh be crazy if I wasn't now partnered with a drink that gives you energy and was legally not allowed to play them anymore laughs what's the playlist it's on my Spotify you could do I don't know if we have the command set up on this channel and as you can see the food is still frozen but it'll get warmer soon I promise just takes a while to thaw in fact I'm actually gonna get I'm actually gonna get more wood from that pile I have another long stick to pick up there's a good song yeah dude I I really love the Appalachian playlist I got on my Spotify just Jay schlatt go find it I'm actually pretty happy with all the playlists over there ah alrighty um what do we saw in here freezing okay it's not frozen anymore boys it's good news for us hey schlatt considering moving down to Texas soon from New York and wanting your opinion on how it is down there oh my God I think one New Yorker moving to Texas is more than enough I don't think anyone's gonna like hearing that to be honest they got me that was enough I I'm really enjoying it though my roommate says you're annoying all right well it's probably right I think the only complaint I usually have about it is uh the five second let's be real the only difference between oh my God you know back in the day we're wondering if I remember Wailers in Sherman Lane and how do you escape sending the classic call Tom Hanks better we're a [ __ ] of course I remember such a classic George I my favorite is the sipsco Christmas and maybe you're a big girl um how's our food going soaked all right It's Thorn It's Thorn we're in good shape we just need a backpack but yeah I mean the only difference between New York and Texas for me is the uh five second trip from your house to your car while in New York during the winter uh you're freezing to death and you can feel your HP going down you're just screaming [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and in Texas you actually feel your dermis start to melt off of your bones oh I'm about to so yeah that's that's really the only difference between the two places our food's good boys Just Gonna Take It [Laughter] we like that do you think he's dead oh maybe he's not hold on hey schluck jug how do you cook your steak no that [ __ ] killed him does he have a backpack for me you just gotta put uh ruined Patrol jacket I shot through it damn how'd that happen ah gas mask filter 1911 mag all right all right he's not he's not doing too bad but I could really use some food now I'm gonna actually just gonna eat what'd you say to me what'd that guy say to me how do you cook your steak medium rare is that even a question you guys remember that lover host I was I was in like two years ago when fed said he cooked his steak well done oh my God hold on there's another guy do you see that he probably saw the fire so I would not be surprised if he uh pays us a little visit I really would prefer if he didn't though let's try and trick him you a big midair Thief enjoyer oh huge in one of your playlists and that album is incredible hugely has a new album out huge thank you by the way [ __ ] you [ __ ] Mika actually introduced me to mid-air Thief he used to have when his uh his descriptions on YouTube for all the videos he used to post like today and good music thing and he linked me he linked the album on YouTube and uh clicked on it I liked it all right I don't think this guy's coming just gonna eat some [ __ ] you're not gonna kill me right hello hello now we're good Jesus a lot of pork in this [ __ ] thing hello oh my God that's a big [ __ ] meal still gonna be starving in like two seconds dog food can I I'm gonna get rid of that ah all right get the [ __ ] out of here take that in the backpack on my non-existent backpack and we'll uh we'll vamos hello where's my buddy where's my buddy at okay the zombie is an accurate over there so he's probably not too close by check that little balcony see if you decide to come back you probably just ran oh well he's over there you guys see that a little red backpack guy slipped by I can uh I can try and kill him or try and talk to him maybe problem is people don't usually want to talk in this city if I fall on this ammo yeah I got to win trying to figure out where he went is going to be tough though could have gone in that door that's an area you can go in oh [ __ ] he totally did hello Hey Big Man you in there big man you in there you going up the ladder you can go up there a whole ladder that brings to the top of the [ __ ] thing but I'm not about to wait around and see where he wound up yeah there's voice chat I was I was talking out to him use a megaphone I would use a megaphone there's no battery though I need a nine volt maybe he walked around to this one hello big man you in here okay not in here maybe he's nah all right all right we'll keep going we'll keep going basically I saw someone run around here and there was a dead zombie in front of the entrance so uh I checked it out but hey you know we don't have to kill everybody we see in fact I usually don't I usually try to give like a good uh good experience most the place especially the freshies people that don't have as much as I do and in that case I'm already pretty well kitted over here oh [ __ ] okay dude you don't have to be that aggro on me [ __ ] is another one coming Hey where's he going oh [ __ ] he is not going for me is he he's gonna run I'm gonna run by him slip through the cracks there there's a lot there's a little military encampments outside of each uh part of the city so I like hitting these tents up usually a lot of zombies buy them though pouches oh man oh hello hi big guy hey I recently quit my job at a certain Tech Repair chain that rhymes with Bleak quad and got a cozy office oh Jesus I hope you are doing well balls balls what are you saying balls to me what do you think I am [ __ ] I don't have I should take that ammo I really should drinking a Coke real quick don't die don't die don't die all right uh I'm not gonna take the pants I kind of like the setup I've got right now ah we're back to chilling hello big guy hey man I was wondering if you were perhaps going to post again on the weekly slap channel it's probably my favorite thing you've done consider this donation part of the funding for it because we all know you need it I think there's a non-zero chance I wouldn't say it's at the top of my to-do list though this is my favorite house I always go here just to see what's going on it's almost like my house I consider it my property loving the streams big guy especially the more laid back chill ones thanks Hassan or repeater I'll grab that that's a 357 gun so if I find uh like Magnum ammo then I'll be involving the streams big guys especially the more laid back till ones yeah you already said that just want to know how jambo's doing it why you won't post any photos a little guy for Twitter likes oh man gemma's chilling he told me he's like stop taking photos of me I just want to chill sometimes you just have to respect it you know what on Earth is that oh chlorine tablets I don't think I've cared less about anything ever but uh no I actually have a plan for Jambo someone's coming over soon he's gonna get some photos taken of him oh photo op I haven't forgotten don't you worry ah how are we thinking about DayZ you like this hmm it's very relaxed most of the time you know but that Mo you know you get moments like that where someone just opens the door and you got to make a split second decision it happens it happens you know I usually like talking to him but I mean the dude clearly did not was not interested in uh in having a friendly conversation so it's just what you got to do sometimes oh my goodness that is perfect for me I have a belt and now I might be able to nope never mind I'll butcher Pete again hell yeah oh leave me alone I'm heading towards the suburbs I know this map pretty well does anyone follow me oh yeah I got a toxic stand what the [ __ ] hold on what is going on here someone trying to make a little base here oh my oh my goodness sorry man you left it wide open for me a little stash I'll take the 357. load up the repeater have a little fun okay Jesus Christ you guys hear that Jesus Christ foreign imagine I'm already too far I think those shots were actually where I'm headed yeah I want to go to those houses over there love your streams man been watching for about for years and wondering if you will ever put many Cheryl oh media share Jesus Christ I probably unless it's an occasion wait a way and when Obama you are right man unless it's an occasion I probably will not be playing Mediashare like I'm like I could see myself doing a you laugh you lose with viewer submitted [ __ ] but not anytime soon I mean maybe if I run out of actual react content to do oh all right I'm actually gonna turn the music off real quick then switch to the shotgun this is like the most dangerous spot up here I wish I could convey the the tenseness of this moment but I really can't oh it's [ __ ] I need those combine that pick the meds that's perfect if I get sick what is that dog food I need a backpack so [ __ ] badly I really need a [ __ ] backpack I'll take another one of those rounds though [ __ ] all right I gotta come back here uh if I find any more storage which I should I mean it should be around here there's no reason I don't what the [ __ ] don't address it it's okay it's just your mind playing tricks on you what the [ __ ] is oh oh my God if this is a hunt I might no no no I'm not gonna do it I have perfect perfect insulation right now oh you hear that lots of zombie okay we're good we're chilling we're chilling we're chilling okay a lot of [ __ ] Weaponry over here what I need is uh a backpack I could use a pickaxe Maybe [ __ ] this is actually a terrible situation out of a backpack for maybe I'll find one up here all right we're good we're good we're in the clear I think for now I think it's possible that there's going to be uh people up here but you know we can't live in fear ah nice little pit stop you can see oh [ __ ] yeah let's take it behind let's take it behind the building come on big guy take a swipe at me I know you want to one over the head thank you [ __ ] I gotta take care of this guy yeah oh God where's this other guy that I wrote on Me Oh Brother come on man you don't have to do this you know you don't have to do it okay get the hell inside there were sniper shots pretty much exactly here though which is why I'm not too thrilled about what I'm about to do hello is this chlorine okay more [ __ ] canned tuna dude I'd be in heaven right now if I was hungry I guess I'll have to just don't look out the window big guy don't say [ __ ] like that now I have to help it's your foot oh man oh that's perfect I have a [ __ ] holster how's this thing doing good shape here alrighty all righty next place shotgun back all right this place has been cleared out I really would love if I could get a backpack maybe even off with somebody doesn't seem like it's gonna happen though I'm gonna go back into the city see what happens surely a bag in here It's gotta be nope check the ruins Maybe it'll be like a dead guy or something maybe we could get lucky another good option could be uh getting it off like a dead zombie or something nah all right well we'll head back into the City and see what happens usually the next step is going south but I really do not feel comfortable going south um without a little backpack for me so the way the way this map works is there's a couple different like choke points everyone spawns on the North Island and then you have to make your way South that's where all like the military gear is and stuff so if you want actual good gear you go south and there's only a couple of ways to get there it's like there's a couple choke points so it makes for some fun you know some fun times but I I do need a backpack if I'm gonna do anything here like it's it's almost essential out of space yo Josh what's going on man hey hey sorry I should have talked to him I should have talked to him he didn't have a backpack I feel bad he had an ax too ah man I should have I should spoken to him but he had nothing anyways oh well almost I'm half oh my goodness oh he had just killed somebody no doubt that was him he had just killed somebody okay I don't feel bad about it anymore just listening ah [ __ ] sake nah I'm good he has a [ __ ] ton of zombies at the uh at the hospital always always there this is another hot spot for like people and [ __ ] doesn't surprise me we found someone over there hello we'll hit these buildings up I feel like we might get lucky with like some shotgun shells or some I'll take that knife put in my sheath so what'd you guys do this Friday huh what'd you guys do I was in a little couple recording sessions actually pretty funny ones too backpack maybe Garden work Garden work my dad's a gardener he loves his little his little garden he just got into it too he texts me photos of uh of the lettuce he grows I'm like that's great dad how's it taste and he's like I put on my sandwich it was delicious I'm like oh I'm glad what the hell hacksaw oh sorry I thought you were annoying she said if I didn't she wouldn't pay rent and I would have to piss myself to stay warm nothing wrong with that sometimes it's what you gotta do all right please nobody be up here I just don't want to die okay what on Earth is that oh my goodness fellas we've done it we found some more Buckshot what did I say oh is that not the best day ever oh there's a real Fallout song ah what is this [ __ ] a I found a magazine to that like a second ago too what ammo does this take this is pissing me off now seven six two by three nine do I have this okay no I don't even have it I couldn't even use it if I wanted to it's fine then nothing in the bathtub balaclava under the sink we're all set I'm hoping I can get the chance to talk to somebody I kind of was a little too quick on the trigger with that last guy but we did find a dead person literally 10 feet away from him so was that justified was that a Justified murder would you guys say he did Russia yeah he was running straight out uh listen I I don't know I try and give people the benefit of the doubt but too often it kind of bites me in the ass in this game I feel like if that dude had a gun he would have used it on me and I would have been unhappy all right um I'm so good on food it's ridiculous I would really love a backpack though it's actually pissing me off where do you even find a [ __ ] backpack oh great you got aggro now come on just get it over with oh he's one of these [ __ ] things he just run circles around you God [ __ ] don't hit me thank you full battery I don't have room I don't have room think about all this [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm passing up on because I don't have a [ __ ] backpack not even a little little Kitty's backpack dude something's gone wrong just get a pouch on a stick I need burlap for that don't I I'm not assuming hey I love you all streams and on my birthday too thanks big guy you're amazing yeah no problem any Day Z Pros in the chat is there a quick way to get a some extra storage here that I'm passing up on just not even considering climb to the roof with tall buildings they're good for bags hmm I really don't like climbing those [ __ ] ladders though scare the [ __ ] out of me oh Ed oh dude speaking of the devil a little canvas bag now oh we're chilling you could put a little sort of shotgun on there too oh man the next saw we find I gotta I gotta use it ah we're not doing too bad right now I'm not gonna lie I was not expecting this amount of success from the first run of the night but hey we got that stream luck I guess hello hello hello hello hello how do you win you win he said how do you win oh man that's funny sorry for laughing at you I was laughing with you you know this is one of those comments no you don't win you don't win in this game you you only you only play until you lose that's at legitimately how the game works you play until you lose and then you play again hello hello all right I don't need to be checking these anymore I'm gonna hit the roof of this thing and then call it a day for this building at least nothing good up here maybe I could look out for someone I think anyone's gonna be around seen anybody guys let me know if you see anybody be really cool if we saw someone up here you imagine and we just like wave at him a little bit let me get closer and they're like a bad guy so we shoot him look at this nobody just some zombos do some freaking zombos really oh my God what are we doing ah it's no one you seen anybody because I'm not maybe down here nope ah [ __ ] it let's get out of here on the crane wait there's a dude on the crane hold on hold on which one what crit no you're wrong there's no dude on the crane it's just a collection of boxes we were wrong for that and you're wrong for that tote there's no reason to go up on a crane why the [ __ ] would anybody go up on a crane oh I got you baited okay don't be [ __ ] with me like this it's a survival game what if I what do you want you want to see me die good [ __ ] what you you really want to see me die and then get upset you don't want to hear me cry it's ugly very very you do not want to hear me cry it's not good tell you that much hello oh God I'm gonna have a [ __ ] issue getting out of here I might have to hop at the back don't make a noise I could am I good we're good we're good we're doing fine oh that dude's got ah no I have to drop the pistol I took the vest that would be good protection though just don't have a great I know the great melee weapon yet so I'm not gonna try it he might just see me though what the hell I'll take a selling kit it's big that's big for me hello how are you yeah yeah yeah hello oh hi hello is this burlap oh dude I'll hang on to that all right um I think we might be good to go south what do you guys reckon I think we go a little South try and make it in this world I know what I need I just have a battery in it no the megaphone is actually dirty it's actually crazy you put a [ __ ] battery in that thing and you you can literally talk for miles you big guy hasn't here again and now everyone here in Chad is dying to know your dreams don't worry it's going well you know now you and Wilbur have been cooking up something great oh me and Wilbur yeah we've been scripting for years we've been I mean that's why I haven't been in any uh streams recently because we're just cooking up some lore uh BDU pants is it time I'll grab this though hello all right we're going south [ __ ] it I'm done with this [ __ ] go inside that's the last thing anyone's gonna say on it no more ifsens or buts the amount of people should let us walked by what are you talking about listening nobody we've killed everybody we've seen there's been two people exactly there'll be a guy in here hello there's no one in here oh my God there's so much [ __ ] food get this canned spaghetti Coca-Cola oh my God what the hell campfire bipod tripod I missed diamonds [ __ ] you [ __ ] you go [ __ ] yourself it's nothing funny about that [ __ ] I just got a schlatt and Co hoodie what do you what do you mean you just got a schlatt and Co hoodie brother the last time I sold those was in like May 2020 what are you talking about oh he probably bought the knockoff one too that's fine listen find a knockoff for now we're gonna have some real [ __ ] actual schlatt and Coast stuff coming back soon which I'm pumped for pumped I need like a [ __ ] teammate or something man okay because 9 10 21 it's my 21st birthday I want to take a shot with me my boyfriend and I love your content especially sleep deprived and we're excited to see your playing days hope you're having fun stay in business big man I don't know who this girl's boyfriend is but you're gonna let me take a shot with her get your girl in check oh boy I really need a melee weapon like a [ __ ] Sledgehammer or something die die please kill you oh where is he no die oh [ __ ] it's loud the [ __ ] is this wind man all right all right all right all right there's one more there's one more there's one more I just need to kill you I need to kill you ow it really don't [ __ ] desperately need a melee weapon that oh he's got a vest hello a dead thing go all right taking the gun out oh we're good is it guitar time anything up here a salt backpack [ __ ] should I take that I keep the canvas actually you know what I'm not gonna lie I have a really nice um black setup here I'll get it on the way down all right we're doing good oh you hear that guitar sir that's southern accent big man give us your best southern accent I don't know if it's possible man there's not a lot of Southern Accents down here to be honest with you also what am I what am I your little your little play thing I just you just tell me things and I do them get real oh yeah oh you guys are all saying literally all of you saying yes okay that's fine I think you'll hear it come out if I if I uh decide to use that voice on someone I usually put on a little voice honestly it's mostly just a beefed up Brooklyn accent just adding more twang on top of what I already got all right this Road's up that's our ticket great song get a little uh oh I'm sick okay uh thankfully I have the multivitamins ah so you guys can probably see there's a little like land bridge over there and there's one up here which I usually use slide any recent jokes you heard yeah the economy under Joseph R Biden you guys heard that one 8.6 inflation the hell didn't they think it was going to go down turns out all that's going down is his approval rating my wallet has no money all right come on stop lying to yourself you're well it didn't have money before you're a broke [ __ ] hmm William J Reed IV chimes in with hey big guy oh god dude no I don't think I'm gonna talk about that see that's the little choke point there's water below that so unless you want to get wet you kind of have to take the bridge thankfully I am armed and I have a 2.0 KD which is positive for all you Call of Duty nerds that's a positive KD see a little grimly update yeah some grimblies oh great song platters sun setting oh man what a beautiful sight am I right guys what should be a guy right here and I just blast them hello hello ah we'll go down okay it's a broken leg classic Daisy model right there clipping off an imaginary ledge down to half Health that's just a [ __ ] that happens you know oh great I lagged okay the server restarted all right we'll wait for a bit the server just did it it's you know I didn't lose my progress don't worry did not lose my progress I am gonna put on a gray screen real quick so I can connect don't worry I'm not going anywhere ah we can do some TTS mods I'm still here don't worry don't worry where'd you get the pink camera from Hey Big kitten oh my God I had a long time today and I'm glad to come home to this chill stream and relax love you yeah whatever you do please do not call me big kitten in that [ __ ] voice please he squatters me who has an Abby remember the really funny thing I said about two particular Towers [Music] [Laughter] there was more than that TTS but the bot cut him off there all right we're 26 and Q this might be a minute ah actually before I started the stream I had to sit through a six oh it's going quick because it just restarted but there was an actual like 15 or 16 man cue and it took me damn near 45 minutes to uh to get in there's only 40 people on the server the map's pretty small also shout out to anyone who's subscribing right now for whatever [ __ ] reason you're subscribing to my ALT twitch Channel I checked before before I streamed like it's been four months since I've streamed on this [ __ ] thing and there are still like hundreds of you [ __ ] people oh what's wrong with you what losers am I right what's the point of an ALT so I could do [ __ ] like this I don't know I'm not going to stream this on my main this is boring I you could tell I mean there's a there's a fraction of people that usually watch you know slack got a favorite movie of course I do you guys might some of you might know it I mean can we say it all at once ready three don't [ __ ] say morbius don't say mo don't say eternals it's Terminator 2 Judgment Day with no e in judgment 1A in judgment all right oh [ __ ] what good luck where the city for the city boys all right I'm feeling good about this one like actually good actually good all right gloves duct tape ushanka what a combo all we need is a teammate man look at me am I not looking fantastic right now guys this is not the best outfit you've ever seen me in ass mask too oh my goodness time to leave oh I need that all right this is it you gotta find some new gear New Gear time jumpsuit jacket no sir nah oh the pickaxe will do us just fine I love that for us jeans I'll take the jeans Tommy was here nah Ty listen Tommy was here for a second I don't know where he went I don't know what happened to Tommy something bad though what the [ __ ] is an alarm clock doing I'll take it I don't really know what I think I've ever seen that before in my life but uh all right surely something good in here surely a little bit of food we need a buddy I'm I'm not gonna be hostile to the first person I see I don't think I think I ought to team up what do you guys think I feel like that may that might be the play just in terms of just you know survival might be good to have someone else have our back you know nothing all right we'll go back let's see what else is around oh go the other way passive is right no listen not I'm not talking pastor this round I'm just saying like we gotta we gotta team up I'm interested in in uh in survival you know and sometimes oh my God sometimes teaming Up's the best way to get it bye please thank you oh [ __ ] okay we find the shotgun we're in business it's gonna be some over here I guarantee you we're gonna get something that's huge it's huge and it's green and it's green oh round glasses all right hello what is that uh see the pickaxis is what I needed that first life just to deal with the [ __ ] zombie problem see how see how clean that is knocks them back too so they can't even hit you those little stun lock action damn could really use some food or something man I might need to start a fire and cook up the unknown food but that is generally not the best idea in the world I'll check this one of these apartment buildings huh roof fire yeah I feel like that's a way to get yourself killed to be honest there's probably going to be another roof camper somewhere you probably get to jump on you oh some hyper light drifting music playing oh just a signal I don't know I don't really have a way to light it either do I oh no nevermind that matches foreign yeah we got we gotta find Tommy yeah I mean it wouldn't it wouldn't be too bad to have a friend but um I don't know how quickly he can get over here if he's still alive it's gonna be probably like five or so minutes at least probably like a 15 minute walk I'm being honest from where we just were get a new Tommy oh my God nothing can replace Tommy what are you talking about this guy said replace Tommy what the hell and it's snowing again that's perfect that's exactly what I wanted actually yeah oh ah it's a Sporter wait no it's not a supporter it's a BK rifle okay it's not the end of the world oh something's going on out there should I go up to him what the [ __ ] is he doing he's letting him take shot I gotta try I gotta try foreign hello hey you all right man you good you're not gonna kill me okay where are you must have gone down I'm not gonna kill him must have gone down here hey hey who are you oh you want something to do with me what the [ __ ] is that Jesus Christ man someone's got a [ __ ] machine gun hey man here you go oh sweet thank you you give me a ballistic vest he does not want to be friends though passes me a vest and runs along Jesus say I don't remember the button to like big hit with the pickaxe was it oh you just hold down the click button hey man I don't know if you can hear me but I really appreciate the vest man that's nice you know you don't get a lot of people out there who are friendly on First Sight I mean you don't know who I was true I could be a cold-blooded killer I could be a [ __ ] crazy person you still gave me a you gave me protection man go surround comes around it's a great way of looking at it wow you looking for a teammate are you just going solo yeah I'm about to go to sleep so let's go and solo man he's trying to murder everybody I get you good luck out there man yep just like that I have no friends again nobody's got my back oh chips hey thank you fateless Savory River appreciate the subs guys for whatever goddamn reason you've subbed yeah I could use those I need to run into some more friendly people man foreign hey thank you milk suck you [ __ ] weirdo no face game today no man just an old-fashioned gameplay commentary stream it's like the good old days you know not going for viewers not going for anything just playing because I like the game oh shut the [ __ ] down holy [ __ ] get [ __ ] dude oh someone tells me we're gonna get some good luck here ah oh a lot of space for [ __ ] too it's gonna be good I feel like this might be a good run what is that more food look at us bomber jacket I'm good with that starting a blizzard again though not a big fan of that at the top of this building see if anything's up here hopefully a shotgun hopefully a shotgun I would also accept rounds for the BK rifle that I have Jesus Christ man terrible visibility oh nothing that's fine where'd the music go you guys want to hear music I have some creepy ambient music playing I feel like it fits the uh the mood a little bit because you know it's blizzarding and it's all scary and stuff maybe I'm a maybe I'm too into the the whole atmosphere thing maybe I gotta lighten up oh winter parka it's actually huge it's a great color too I don't know why the [ __ ] I have an alarm clock that's some clown [ __ ] all right does it attract zombies oh well it would it [ __ ] would wouldn't it it's like one of those little little like Robot Monkey things that you wind up from zombies all right um let's get out of this place oh Jesus okay oh we got some good cover I guess it's not like a zombie's gonna see us in this oh come on man the hell out of here oh that car battery is actually huge please die thank you I'm gonna do something terrible with that car battery or laps worth taken Jesus Christ look at this [ __ ] I need wood man I'm gonna need to start a fire soon oh the the powdered milk is uh not frozen it's good luck POV you live in New York how would powder be frozen dude shut the [ __ ] up I'm not I'm not not a fan of Wise Guys you know you got me you got me usually it is that's why I said it Jesus Christ what do we got here sweater and a bomber jacket we're good on that charcoal tablets are good to have maybe there'll be something good in the supermarket yeah stick that on my ass I guess what's that yeah man [ __ ] done all right I got a funny plan though oh it's gonna be so funny watch this POV March 2020. yeah when the blizzards came I remember that POV Terminator 2. swear to God I heard footsteps [ __ ] oh hey hey oh Jesus what's going on what's going on hey guys hi you guys hi you guys cool we're just chilling well yeah I mean yeah I think so hey I got I got something fun to do oh no oh look what I got all right oh oh yeah dude you want to do a little radio broadcast what are you uh what are you trying to broadcast oh would you mind if I uh heated some food up here real quick yeah that's fine yeah just got some unknown dog food I'd like to Chow Down on you know oh yeah this guy seemed cool so is this the part where I suck all your dicks hey you offer [Laughter] hey man it was a joke come on damn oh what's your name mystery man oh my name I go by pops to buy Pops yeah pops all right I'll do that uh this is this is Corey I think Corey okay oh it's corn yeah you go by corn okay that's even though that's that's Corey all right I'm Harper yeah and this is this is ocean ocean what the [ __ ] we got the four elements here I'm changing my name to dark we got [ __ ] corners [Laughter] kill them how am I supposed to kill them how do you want me to kill them Chet this is not how Daisy works I'm gonna get some more wood I've seen how shitty the housing Market's been everything's crazy right now food's almost ready Jesus Christ it's brutal what's that ammo for that beaker no I don't sure wish I did though you got Burgers oh no no man I got a radio broadcasted them why would I kill you thank you thank you very kind to you I'll protect you you'll be you'll be fine we'll get up there in the booth we'll have some fun I'm gonna load it just so you know I'm not gonna do any I just wanna you know just to have it ready is that okay to protect us yeah yeah just to protect you okay how about how about ocean how about you stand right in front of me I I stand up here okay all right no it's fine I'm going in I'm going to do my radio show now oh okay and you want to come with I'll just be upstairs I hope you guys ever done a podcast before now uh test one two three is this thing on all right listen listen I know I know you might get some stage fright but it's fun you know you just gotta get used to it you know hey is it in so far Cuda how we doing big man we're having some terrible weather right now but hey you know we're all strong out here we'll get through it you know how we you know are we fair in these trying times I'm joined by two of the most handsome men on the planet ocean wait is ocean here yeah yeah it's ocean get up in front of this mic and spit some boys you were doing it just before that boy come on man get it get up in front of it get up in front of the microphone come on come on I'm I'm not a known rapper um come on come on let's lay down a beat ready ready before yeah I'm gonna pass it on the bars start rapping all right all right uh go ocean start rapping you get in hell though need something take off your pants take off your pants hold on both of us all right keep rapping did I say stop did I say stop I don't hear a beat I don't hear him he's running he's running up here oh God well gentlemen here we are back in the mosque I'm going right back to the hospital I'm going right back oh I know where we are we're actually not too far from the hospital might be able to make a beeline there now oh hello how are you good I got bad news for you man you come down there I might have to kill you yeah oh [ __ ] oh it's just not how I expected things to go oh God he's coming down the ladder right now put him up put them up put the machete down you [ __ ] fight me like a man there we go what hey get back here what's up oh he's got skills what the [ __ ] go who's it going for all right the Fight Continues after I beat this guy help me beat him help me beat him oh this is so on figure you're such a little [ __ ] to fight the fight cannot continue right now oh you got the machete out oh you're a little pushy you're a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] I'll kill you I'll kill you right now ah [ __ ] so here we are boys back in the mosque oh I know where I am oh I'm kind of far I'm gonna kill myself oh ah listen to this with your eyes closed oh yeah I'll do it oh God what is this [ __ ] what the hell is going on right now this bro just smoked three packs yeah all right where my Navigators at where's the city maybe this way or maybe this way and I wish I knew sorry I don't know what to do about the lag guys I'm not dropping frames it's not saying that I might just need like a two PC setup if I want to oh it's probably this way I just need a little two-piece setup all right and we're gonna be all right we're gonna be all right making a beeline for the hospital with a pipe uh we're on the other side of the city okay going to be a bit of a trek but at least we're here I [ __ ] need to avenge myself here that shit's probably still plugged in I don't think you can actually unplug the car battery so we can continue the podcast they're definitely still there I mean they might why wouldn't they still be there actually you're probably still here and be doing the podcast maybe they're not podcasters I don't know hello just don't hit me thank you Jesus Christ I'm not going that way where's that Sparkle take it hey [ __ ] it's me she's your Kentucky because rice that [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of me let me out of the closet I'm not letting you out of the [ __ ] closet ah what do you why the [ __ ] you hell holding that we're good we're good I'm actually gonna need some protection I don't I don't think I've ever said that sentence in my life foreign there it is this [ __ ] bastards they're not they're not here anymore they left foreign oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay what is that is this me that's not me oh [ __ ] I actually killed one of them guys I actually got one gas lamp is huge I need a shotgun sailing bag is good too hey all you survivors How We Do hello hello turn it off and back on again I know you're there please don't kill me I don't know I don't know what is going on right now Dr sway her footsteps right outside but that might have been the trees also I have no idea why that podcast isn't working that would have been really good they're really good well that'd have been really good podcast man that does it sounds like a dude does it not does that should not sound like a dude just walking around the trees you know I don't know why the dude's carrying rubber slugs but the worst damn thing you could take Jesus Christ yeah I got corn or maybe it was ocean I get so confused these days foreign [Applause] Jesus Christ I think ocean is getting into some some fighting they got guns though it's not great for me Who currently does not have a way to shoot people maybe it'll be a dead body here though this is dangerous this is what I'm doing right now what I'm doing right now is not smart I just want to be very very clear what is this oh okay the hell is this doing here give me a shotgun man give me a [ __ ] shotgun there's got to be a weapon in here right oh [ __ ] now now it is interesting and some food in too this is good foreign what was that what was that holy [ __ ] I don't know if they're fighting each other or what wish me luck bad idea no [ __ ] ah was that the same dude [Laughter] he had a better gun I got a couple hits on him bad ah listen there were two of them that I thought they were shooting at each other they were taming hey what are you gonna do think about it this way if I won or if if things if I was a little bit more lucky there could have had a nice little payday copia would you rather me just run away at every given opportunity didn't you want me to die but are you the same people who are like yeah let's die before they were praying on your downfall schlatt all right we're cool to this way I think both of them had guns still so like there was no I mean if they if they're working together there's there's no way I survived that make them pay yeah let me go back let me go back with my road flares foreign Look At Me Now upgrade hmm how long are you thinking about streaming tonight I don't know I'm getting a little sleepy I mean it's it's kind of late who knows though could just mean it's time for a little cozy or cozy stream I feel like this whole stream's been pretty pretty cozy but um there are some tense moments I try to do as many bits as I can when I'm playing this game because it's I mean the best part is is the player interaction hey man hey buddy how you doing they're good which is my ass handed to me just got your ass handed to you where wait where were you uh uh fighting where was I other side of town here in the small town with the uh well oh in the suburbs ah dude I just got my ass handed to me there too oh uh were you shooting at were you with a buddy no I was solo I was just trying to clean up to be honest I just kind of ran towards the shooting had a little pistol all right uh I was running around with slugs so I didn't have much of a [ __ ] chance here to BK so that BK was uh on my second to last dead body I've just been kind of getting my ass handed to me all night here you know what this means now though we gotta suck each other off I mean we gotta team up man ain't that cold yet what's your name I'm pops perhaps my name is Dave nice to meet you Dave it's short for popsicle stick all the more better this is now leading back onto the uh sucking off yeah you got me come on pops let's actually find somebody to suck us off I would love that I've been in a dry spell recently my whole life actually but [ __ ] when it follows you into a [ __ ] game doesn't it too true this guy's fun that's his name everyone here Dave you say you see his name is Dave yeah Dave new Tommy oh I don't know I don't know who could replace my Tommy I don't know [Music] all right I got some [ __ ] nourishing water oh yeah you got it man it's gonna open or what hoping I could get like a sledgehammer some it's up Dave give me cheese yeah it's all good now for [ __ ] sake maybe get some dope from her that nice extra dry mouth wait wait [Music] this guy's [ __ ] funny all right where are we going baby I want some food in these towers Maybe you start on the left I'll go on the right and I'll meet you on the Roof sounds good foreign oh my goodness look at this is a good [ __ ] luck boys oh [ __ ] Dave is that you hello I don't like that heard some suspicious footsteps foreign oh my God look at this [ __ ] oh holy [ __ ] is the luckiest this is the luckiest one I've ever been in I think oh Davey what's up handsome find anything nice find anything oh did I you talking about dry mouth take a take a [ __ ] chunk of this [ __ ] it super romantic as well up on a rooftop yeah it is really is nice no don't I got a bottle of water I mean we're going down oh yeah we'll look at this one as well if you're finding stuff there must be some stuff around a lot of [ __ ] race in there a little bit more of that rice if you get a chance oh I ate all of it I'm sorry ah it's okay I got more nice might be a bit saltier than that but uh I think you make it work Ed it's fine man I've been drinking pineapple juice [ __ ] ton of it pretty warm it's practically all I drink oh come in a new room two of them that's okay I got it under control don't worry don't worry about me no heavy attacks so I was breaking down a stick and I think the egg rolled me and for some reason [ __ ] diverted to you it's still [ __ ] up it's okay though Jesus Christ do you see that Dodge the [ __ ] zombie he [ __ ] whooped he wopped him holy [ __ ] oh wow oh Dave Dave nine o'clock it's a fella I had a clock hang on dude which way is nine o'clock what's your left he's in the he's in the [ __ ] thing he's in this right here do you have a gun do you have a gun I ain't got [ __ ] no ah [ __ ] I got a hexel it's about okay we gotta we gotta we gotta Russia okay let's get a game game where is he he said that's right he's got a zombie on him oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me yo Jesus [ __ ] leg coming into the play calling that again I got a date I got him come on hey you look like you're in trouble there buddy goddamn [ __ ] thing you're gonna die baby you're gonna die oh you're gonna die today what we're in a recession why is that why is that a bad thing everyone's losing their jobs it's really nothing it's really nothing really nothing that special holy [ __ ] good job dude you see daddy he's not dead he's not dead Jesus Christ there's absolutely nothing in his inventory I want a waste all right [ __ ] it let's go find some more goddamn food and drink see if we can get some guns and we'll go shoot up at school what did you just say I'm coming oh hello oh hey who are you hey whoa what's going on hey who are you who are you I don't know who are you what do you mean what do you mean I don't know what what [ __ ] know what [ __ ] [ __ ] the Extraterrestrial what kind of extraterrestrial planet do you say I don't know to who are you just dapper look at him he's [ __ ] off you picked the wrong day to run up on Dave and Pops oh God you know what pops is short for what's pop short for popsicle stick die being ready to do the flank but you [ __ ] sorted him out you bleeding oh yeah I've had a little bleed Jesus Christ just spawned football yeah oh well oh crunching crisps not bad man share it high in fiber also a great source of iron too well what's your favorite cereal Dave yeah thank you uh just wanted to say thank God for making us live oh thank you hold on someone I had a little birdie in my ear what did you say yeah don't really eat cereal man you don't need cereal eggs and bacon guys eggs and bacon you don't feel like a little bit of a little little Captain Crunch oh you probably don't even have that really cereal yeah they don't sell that [ __ ] down here yeah cocoa pops we get out Kelloggs I can cross these or whatever they're called yeah your cereals don't have any uh they don't have any fun mascots on them either do they to get you to eat the cereal they're usually not high in [ __ ] sugar either that sounds so depressing do I have a weapon I do oh Jesus Christ who are you oh watch out all right hold on let's kill these guys and talk good job Dave hello who the hell are you hey I'm Billy Billy what's up what's your name hey uh pops it's my buddy Dave right there patching himself up you know Dave you know Dave hey Dave hey Pops how's it going what did he say his name was it should we I don't know [Laughter] I swear to God I recognize that guy's voice too I [ __ ] I couldn't [ __ ] service so much you can recognize people's voices oh man listen I've been around the block what was his name I think he said his name was Billy don't even remember his name that was the dude with the water fountain I just wanted a gun I swear to God the dude paid 40 bucks just to show up for free for four seconds uh I didn't even know what server I was on where'd they've gone is that him David is this you in here Dave is this you oh pops oh what's up man I didn't realize you'd lost me I was watching you there I'll be in them I'll be in the middle one you're watching me I feel like Billy's gotta come back we should spare him next time where's that southern accent slot oh my god brother I know what to say to you I haven't spent too much time in uh the southern parts Austin is hardly Deep South about as close as you can get to liberals and cows in the same spot literally within five feet of cattle at all times hey hello who's that oh no it's you again who are you yeah Daddy get back here wait what the hell are you get back here oh Jesus Christ hey who was that [ __ ] I'm not done with you oh my god get it dude you're selling it from uh New York [ __ ] and [ __ ] your mother it was ocean it was the hospital guy [Laughter] Billy anything big up there Yoo-hoo hey not Philly we did uh we did actually murder Billy like two seconds ago I'm sorry Billy's uh decomposing yeah he is right he's not alive oh he's an infected I thought he was a survivor no [ __ ] fish of some kind other than that well with the food we should start a little fire I think I have a a bunch of pieces yeah I got some Kansas stuff that'd be good man we should start one oh do we I think we do man I mean unless unless there's something going on that you're not telling me about Jesus Christ what are you doing in there all right is that thing on sure is have we got a message to announce to anybody here I was hosting a podcast really I don't know if you saw it I don't know if you listen to it but I was in the hospital yeah I was in the hospital doing a little podcast at the whole broadcast system you do podcasts oh yeah here all the time shoot all right well hang on a second right there's a [ __ ] town belongs to Bob and Dave Pops Pops yeah you got it wrong it's okay I got your name Jesus Christ geez yeah we're gonna kill you oh my god hello you guys got any food who the hell are you hey we run this town don't you know he's asking for food Dave you hear this guy Jesus the [ __ ] nerve just just a little foot little beans little beans you don't know who you're talking to right now what's your name who am I talking to my name is Dapper dapper oh my God let me tell you something your outfit needs some work I don't know if you could really be calling yourself that yeah kind of died a couple times yeah there's my name's pops this is uh this is Dave right there he's a little he's a little um Killy today let alone a little little Kelly he's done a bunch of that so I I wouldn't get on his bad side who the hell you hey what's going on bro hey guys how are you guys who are you who the hell just starts conversation about saying who they are in an abandoned city after the Apocalypse me I guess [ __ ] me I guess he says he says me I guess Jesus Christ yeah I [ __ ] don't do you got a problem I don't have a problem my buddy Dave might have a problem he's a little Killy listen I don't know why you're being I don't know why you're being so confrontational what are you being so confrontational for huh you like the way this guy's talking to us right now no I don't like it okay what do you think about the way this guy's talking what do you think about the way this guy's talking to us right now a little bit disrespectful drop that [ __ ] will you be good then good then no no no drop it please listen man I think you I think you bit off a little more than you can chill right now you're making me nervous [ __ ] sucker you're making me nervous hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] and no no no no come on yeah go go step in the sewage [Laughter] get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here nah you get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] I know you're not talking I'm talking about I'm talking to this guy yeah I know you're talking to this guy all right all right all right all right so we go let's go to A1 let's begin this [ __ ] Adventure what the hell is A1 I love namask oh I only stay in barcoda it's a uh it's a military base oh way to go Woodies now he ran off he ran off oh I need some water yeah we gotta we're let's do a fire hey boys what do you say we set up a fire in the gymnasium do it let's get some of this food going spoilermag why the [ __ ] don't I have this on sewing kit oh my goodness so like diaper can I ask you a question yeah you just you're just standing here waiting for someone to make the fire are you gonna do it I don't have materials bro you [ __ ] mooching already he's small he's Legion man he's leeching off look at this guy make yourself useful I'm gonna go get some wood I'm getting it I'm getting it all right thank God Jesus Christ and we got it didn't know vakuda had a bunch of leftists in it am I right I'm gonna grab that I think I'll do it hey big guy hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] you let's see I'll wait the [ __ ] in the fire already yeah I told him I hit it wow good toss I thought so too thank you got us some sticks yeah exactly how many things a freeloader is not one of them I'll take that for my grave I'll find some [ __ ] gun isn't the first thing you asked us if we had food isn't the first thing you said to us I was real hungry man this one's like apocalypse man we're all hungry what did you guys have for dinner today what I have for dinner yeah um did I ever did I had a I think I had a little bit of chicken did Daisy's social but that's that's a little bit too social it is a little bit it is a little bit prying actually Dave now that you bring that up I shouldn't have told you now you know it's in my tummy I should we go down to some military bases you know hot Trio because he's got high hopes I agree let's get guns and [ __ ] I gotta I gotta patch myself up here first let's actually [ __ ] make something of these lives I guess I'm not patching that up Dave doesn't sit right with me is Dave off I feel like Dave is our best bet right here I don't know about that bro I think both of them are pretty trustworthy so far though I don't have any reason to distrust either ah look at that looking good as no just repairing you know either you guys got a knife to uh to cut these sardines open uh yeah Jesus Christ takes forever to thaw these things I'm gonna have to uh drop them open them oh yeah sorry thanks man I keep all my tools and stuff in here I guess all right perhaps I'll leave you in charge of the food I'm gonna have a quick look on the roof alrighty oh don't eat them yet man but you just burned the inside of you oh my god dude I forgot it oh my God you're gonna kill yourself man oh my God I just ate boiling food [Laughter] oh my God drink some water calm down you'll be all right pepper is a little bit silly champ isn't he God next [ __ ] ever hey man I forgot to do it oh my God Jesus my speech I forgot to the uh [ __ ] with your mouth when food is too hot I don't even know what to say to that oh sorry I had to step up for a second oh Jesus you all right who the [ __ ] got shot uh I don't know it wasn't for me I would I think that was pretty far our way certainly didn't sound far I apologize for my behavior apparently no it's okay just stink before you do [ __ ] sometimes you know yeah I'm gonna try again you left your megaphone right there [ __ ] but take a little sips all right I'm gonna be more of a menace with that thing [ __ ] it [ __ ] big bro I'm sauteed yeah how are the welts inside your mouth right now I'm surprised you can even talk don't eat hot food burn they burn more than the usual waffles you're speaking of hot food uh what do we got there oh we got a bunch of stuff yeah yeah I'll give you a water out exchange I got some full bottle of water a can of cat food for you haven't seen any cats that are going to use it all right where are we going oh [ __ ] lizard's camera oh no that would have good uh we need to go roughly north or south of here sorry towards A2 listen already this this guy's got great Great Hopes like really I really love how how high you you'd shoot but like let's be real you don't even have a backpack man you're on default clothes I don't I don't know why you want to go to A2 so bad I'm very ambitious oh my God is that cat food [ __ ] another one all right I agree though let's get the [ __ ] out of here let's go find some guns and [ __ ] yep you lead the way Dave quick top up of this heat buff and then I'll go never cat food diet only it may be Dave is kind of bloodthirsty you kind of need a teammate like that though am I wrong we're good oh sure yeah just take that yeah just take that thank you [ __ ] I've probably seen if it was frozen yeah you you know a lot about temperatures don't you nope shut the [ __ ] storm come this way we'll go to the hospital we look do we do we ride the storm out or yeah we'll be fine oh my God there's a dead zombie in that bush all right so my boy's in blue but boys and blue are here with me no podcast guess yeah maybe nothing in here I'm pretty sure this like usually doesn't have anything in it sometimes you get lucky what do we got Davey I'll call I hit the middle one oh yeah hey Dapper hit the one on the left yeah going I gotta hold him to kiss him everything here is pick clean yeah you're right ain't nothing up here who the hell are you wait wait who the wait hey hey David get over here whoa whoa what what the [ __ ] just happened oh my God what the [ __ ] just have to get it go after David David oh my God Davey the man just jumped off the side of the [ __ ] building oh my God you should have seen it I'm running down everyone get down everyone get down behind the building what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] jumped off the side of the let me know I'm in awe I'm actually dumbfounded huh sir sir are you okay oh my God he died standing up somebody called 9-1-1 this [ __ ] died standing up I don't believe it he had so much hey sorry I tried to punch him you don't know the [ __ ] you're messing with Dapper come on now get real okay get real get real hey I'm real look at this man Dodge standing up I wish I could die standing up right now in real life well there's a backpack for you Jeff thank you man I'm [ __ ] bleeding because of you no no I don't I don't want you putting your hands on me anymore there we go all nice and better yeah if you see what this guy did to me 22. uh zero do you have any I think I got like three hang on I was just 22 do I have any no I don't got none there we go hey thanks man all right Dave Dapper enough enough chilling around the dead body all right you you but you've been doing enough undressing please all right we're by the hospital we should probably get inside this [ __ ] Storm's pretty crazy oh there's actually shooting here there's a saline really yeah yeah right who's upstairs uh damper went upstairs oh [ __ ] I found another megaphone a pipe oh a pipe yeah man that was my third the last body there's also a pickaxe up here also my third to last body too many to count man just what Daisy is I guess it's a very healthy way of looking at it oh is that an n95 nah scrub ahead oh shoot anything on top nah not looking like it nothing up there I cannot believe but look at the church I cannot believe that [ __ ] jumped off get out of the back I'll see you guys there do I not have gloves on man what the [ __ ] I gotta find some all right be the church it's a bad idea church has way too many zombies around maybe we get lucky though this is a backpack and a quilting not too bad you know if there's anyone up there or do I uh do a quick fire here and then continue yeah come on bro oh I can't even collect any uh I can't even collect any wood that's some good [ __ ] boys I have to kill some [ __ ] soon there perhaps yeah I can't wait good company good fire it was great you guys have any more fuel put that in because it's probably gonna run out I'm sorry I just have to say it you you are [ __ ] packing sorry sorry um I mean how's uh how's the fire all right pecking what what do we bang my penis oh I see do I intimidate you perhaps uh you want to see what not he's got any of that pineapple flowing through him work now play later hey big guy yo the chill streams will always be my favorite do you plan to upload this as a VOD um maybe I'm not sure I might cut it up into the interesting parts oh my God oh come on now why me yeah get him nice good [ __ ] man oh there's some beans okay hooking them up that [ __ ] on you it's nice and warm thanks man I don't have a knife to uh could you cut it you still have nothing they're not ready to eat you don't freezing man hey drenched I'm on like big yellow thank you so much bro don't need to meet let him get down to 60. oh it's hot it's hot hey big guy the chill streams will always be my favorite do you plan to upload this as a VOD wait that's the exact same message someone sent the message about me and Austin kissing oh yeah dude I don't know all right maybe maybe if the time is right I don't know I feel like a million bucks do you do you really feel like a million bucks it's a lot of [ __ ] money dude I can't even lie a million bucks wow [Laughter] settle down eh settle down and we can engage when the heat buff goes I don't actually need all these water bottles oh shoot pass whatever yeah go for it thanks man I'm ready to go baby I'm ready to go that's gonna go to that [ __ ] you want to go to the suburbs real quick yeah all righty perhaps let's get like a shotgun or something foreign this is brutal I can't believe it's not let up yet this is so cool I don't know if I'm going the right way I'm not gonna lie I feel like yeah is this the right way I feel like it is oh baby oh yeah no we're yeah it's it's right here it's right here let's go holy [ __ ] what a run I can't believe we found it careful this place is a hot bed oh that's a cool hat oh rice anybody want rice [Music] I think I had enough all right oh there's some gloves finally come here there's guns and a guy wait wait wait wait wait wait hi come here in the house my voice yeah look at this holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] look at that oh my God he does so much oh oh my god dude good find thanks man hey where are you dude I think Dave's uh I don't think trouble but definitely bloodthirsty Dave he's shouting I think he's using the microphone Dave yeah I have three bullets can I grab those off you I'll trade you scratch that scratch that I just found a box of it nice but I regret to inform you that this is going straight into my Sporter oh no no you're good take it all yours man there's a lot though I I'll give you a I'll give you a MAG for the uh the amphibia you got all right cool thanks Dave I think we lost him man it's not good it's always it's not good we'll go out and look for him Jesus Christ how many [ __ ] bullets go in there all right there you go it's like 15. thanks bud yeah no problem very satisfying well I have a revolver for you thank you there you go I uh I'm gonna take his back and that's not worth it it's not worth the hassle all right man we gotta go look for this guy yeah ah Dave Dave [ __ ] Dave how the [ __ ] did we lose him maybe he'd lost us I don't know maybe he was he was right on us man let's go deeper into the town maybe he got lost up there and [ __ ] another supporter oh another revolver if you find a uh if you find another radio we should keep contacting that do you have one yeah I just found one oh I have a radio you do should yeah you got a battery for it yeah yeah I have a battery [ __ ] yeah all right turn that [ __ ] on what's the uh what frequency 92.5 uh yeah we could do 92.5 that is just not a frequency can you do 99.76 then I went up too far 99.7 Maybe yeah I got that one all right cool let's turn it off well then we get split up we'll uh I'll use it all right this is stranger things but better I have no idea where we are no idea oh dude come back with me there's more houses this way there's a well right up here you gotta be careful though there's a lot of people around here usually nope heads up houses down that Hill though right here I'll show the zombie I have the silence [ __ ] I'm going over there ooh work boots I can't believe you lost them oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yo yo yo yo hey it's not him but hey hello who are you hey what's going on dude yeah who are you all right how are you no we're not gonna shank yeah I'd be great thanks what's your name Daniel Daniel I'm dapper annual day where do I know that name from yeah my name's pops I do love the day yeah how did I think about it dapper now that I think about it I know a guy named Daniel who owes me a [ __ ] ton of money yeah so do I happen to be you would it I mean very well could be do you owe me money what are you doing I don't appreciate getting knee capped all right buddy when can I expect my payment I'll do it I'll I'll pull the trigger man huh I like your door man do it this doesn't look like anyway Jesus Christ you know why yeah bro you get to live with yourself I see ya you I'm the lucky one we both agree that was the that was the best decision right yeah that was the Dan that was definitely the Daniel that owed us the money Jesus Christ now Dapper's getting out of hand [ __ ] that dude hello who's that hey come on come on get this [ __ ] gun oh my God Jesus [Laughter] I have no idea don't you [ __ ] hate these roof campers oh Jesus just more zombies Jesus Christ you're taking care of them oh you're bleeding man yeah I'm gonna eat it man oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right let's just run take the shot take the shot take the shot wow I got him I got him oh Jesus Christ I almost shy your head off man I don't shoot the second guy Jesus is good all right let's keep going oh my God too many zombies we'll find Dave one day it's fine by the way this is the blind leading the blind right yeah this is I don't think this is the way though to be honest with you the only thing up here is uh it's like a military base with a [ __ ] ton of zombies so unless you want to do some shooting I mean I think it could be it could be a play get some luck we can get lucky high risk High reward babe exactly exactly guns let's do it and shoes on there it is we got to play this real smart dude we don't have much ammo I have no more pistol ammo so I might wanna we might want to Snoop around first try and get some melee kills um let's just find the left I guess nice and slow zombies how you got a baby him one more I got your back he's behind you let me know if you want me to take a shot [Applause] I'm good all right no no it's okay we just have a lot more than coming now oh my God I'm bleeding I'm bleeding bleeding oh there's still more they're all coming for you I'm taking care of that one oh my God [ __ ] oh God my boy's in trouble I'm bleeding out I'm bleeding out I'm bleeding out I'm still good sorry man I'm trying you got him you got him holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude you are hurting uh you have sailing I have a bandage you don't have a bandage yeah yeah is that you holy [ __ ] who's that go Dave Dave oh what the hell Dave what the [ __ ] are you doing over here baby we almost died you all said are you all patched up random name oh [ __ ] no man oh we shoot at you there's a [ __ ] ton of zombies here God all right well I mean I think we got all of them right oh there's a helmet yeah yeah that's it you guys need a 762 by 54. no I don't have anything for it I do perfect we cleared out this entire area we cleared this entire area now I think we're good to just loot it I'm good It's gotta be something good man also um turn your radio to 99.7 oh I should probably get a radio first shouldn't I yeah let's get you one tactical leg holster what ammo is that I'm by three nine history five compensator I'm so I'm so glad we actually made that work that could have been really bad it was almost really bad man I was bandaging almost watching him die yo that was like as soon as we got separated like within 20 seconds I was shouting on the megaphone he goes yeah I heard you but I we didn't we didn't know exactly where it was coming from oh okay I thought there was a bit of a directional thing to it fair enough it's incredible all right cheers back together perfect finally man it's good to be back I guess we'd clean this place out foreign I should probably do that I think it's all pretty clear recognition around through here before you guys came around you reckon I should uh grab a helmet or keep the little Poncho I got good I hope you like to help all right we go to the Crossing yeah yeah all right so you got a 22 what is them [ __ ] he's also got a 22. we are uh it's Dapper Dapper oh that's right hello oh God Jesus Christ here we go again [Applause] that's just fine you just spawned you were server hopping right over there like like what just came from tarkov how could that be server uh uh server hopping oh God oh my god did anybody see that [ __ ] I hope to God they didn't too many males to feed it is a lot of mouths that was so clean yeah Dave that was [ __ ] one two assassinated properly should we finish him up I don't know if he's dead yet no he's dead he's dead we should take the wood though the hell is he doing spawning in here who's this guy think he is oh I can barely see out of the sight now alrighty all right let's get out of here let's get it tasted my blood for 10 minutes you got any more food I'm gonna be a little bit slow yeah I got a little bit of food all right actually I got a drink I got a drink this will do for now you sure head over there and go get some wolves look at you Pops looking all kidded okay yeah man I'm looking good now I see you said ammo in it it does wait 380 ACP I swear I had something I got a lot of different magazines for different pistols 45 ACP one for the uh the MK2 uh I do I've got no ammo Friday disappointed oh I think I'm catching a cold here well [ __ ] oh he's got any meds on him uh we'll do a fire Let's uh let's cross it over and we'll put a fire up alrighty it's so beautiful isn't that just absolutely nice it is pretty nice do you guys remember how Daisy used to be don't even get me started man this is a big choke point there's only like only like three ways in that was that you on the intercom yeah man I was doing my little podcast oh [ __ ] yeah bro how'd it go how'd you do the podcast uh I forced two men who I didn't know to beatbox uh I held a gun up to them and then they turned on me after they refused to to rap kind of a crazy like I feel like there's worse things I could do holding the gun up to your head you know like rapping seems like one of the more tame things like it's pretty easy to rap or like just say words like I don't even care if it was good you know like I didn't even wasn't even on the top of my priority list that sounds like a nice cast all right let's be a little careful here yeah I did actually run across here about five minutes ago you did I ran across I realized I didn't have a gun so I came back again yeah decided to look at that military base and then I found you guys it's a smart play look another [ __ ] magnifying dude hey you what's that [ __ ] sneezing man I'm sorry I'm sorry I I do have a mask on like I don't know what you want may not be may not be the best mask I mean I'll let you wear it on JetBlue 2.5 wqxr ever beat of New York that's fine laughs it's a good teamwork buddy okay now you stabbed me there we go oh did I stab you stop me Jesus Christ there but you you're cutting me up today I got it I'm sorry pops it's not my fault no I mean it is I mean whose fault whose other who's the other dude who's been stabbing me today it might be my fault but I regret it come back come back I need to get even shoot me in the foot I'm ready I'm ready just do it just shoot me you sure I mean Payback right it is payback twice don't do it again Jesus Dave I got it don't don't look man don't look I'm sorry let's do it you did this to me you did this to me you know you did you made me do it you made me do it you're right oh oh Jesus oh I hate to look at that oh God make sure you get that code Oh no I got it good I gotta saw myself good Jesus Christ man we're stopping the moaning making me feel bad now no no I'll be fine oh it really hurts [Applause] okay I'll be okay by the way come back come back come back oh Jesus Christ man oh do I stab you too anyone check the top of the tower don't check the top of the tower did anyone go up there oh no there's a big bag up there that's it I'm sick oh Jesus Christ I coughed on you man oh God things are getting dire there's a hospital to the left backpack up there that's about it yeah do you see the hospital oh I'm doing the wrong email if we die just just go on 99.7 I'll always be on there okay we got this we got this guys we just need some meds should we go to the hospital I think we should we might actually have like a chance of surviving yeah let's do it it's over there 22 if we come across a deer or something can we actually kill it I have like 10 I think I got 10 Rounds baby that's enough give it a go I don't know if I can reliably get 10 into a running deer though we're gonna need another Firestone guys I think my leg's broken oh [ __ ] really where are you might be spraying oh God I think you might have sprayed my legs I just shot you in the foot man I said oh it's not that deep it hurts my biggest little baby I mean like Jesus I'm sorry man I just you told me to do it what's even my idea I just sent you I just said listen all I said all I said to you was let me get even and you're like all right show me in the foot what do you want me to do at that point I tell he's not even I only stamped you you mean it's always not even you suggested it ah let's get that hold on we can make you a splinter do you have an ax does anyone have I have a [ __ ] ax hold on stop walking stop walking I'm gonna make you a splint okay they actually need a split okay thank you yeah he usually sprained his ankle or something oh we got shot in the front I'll be fine no no I don't need it I'll be fine I don't need it no wait how the [ __ ] do you okay I'll take it I'm making it for you man don't worry I'll take good care of you pops ever since I've met you I know you were a good one I know I know I try my best he shot you in the foot and they [ __ ] heals you up detects responsibility Jesus Christ man don't put your dogs in my face like that you got to put it on oh Jesus Christ and take it take the [ __ ] thing I can't I can't wait what are you talking about what are you talking about my job oh my toes gone oh God Jesus Christ Dave what do we do well man you shot him yeah he took he told me to and now he's a dead weight take responsibility for the [ __ ] I'm fine does anybody have some corn chips corn chips Jesus that's pretty [ __ ] specific hang on I'll ask I got you it'd take a little bit a little bit I'm a cowkey eat some makauki oh it's so crunchy chips you like that crunch like that crunch okay you like that crunch you like that crunch it's a little too much okay taking the role playing with it okay we can go oh oh we gotta make a oh my God is your character gonna be moaning now you're gonna you're just gonna be moaning the whole trip No Maybe my face hurts oh god I've been smiling so much my face hurts can I say it Dapper can I say it say it I'm gonna say what's on my mind say what's on your mind do it you're a piece of work I can't have a piece of the work I'm a hot mess look at me where the [ __ ] is a land bridge I I don't I think we missed it oh God uh stay at the river oh my God oh my God stop crying Jesus Christ man we uh consider catching some fish I don't I don't have any bones nor do I have a a fishing rod man I don't know if that's I got a hook you got a hook got a hook oh we just need it we need a like a like a long story if someone got some rope um no I don't oh I do oh my God look at this guy oh look at that baby yeah there we go pick it up I don't want it it's for you now we can make a fire here can you all right we haven't got anything to bait the hook with all right [ __ ] I think you guys there's like a little town just up here which is generally pretty populated we go up into this we'll craft It Go light out fire up there good thank you uh you're gonna light the fire in the in the heavily populated town you said Dave that sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard oh fence [Music] but we need to we need something to put onto this pushing hook and dig up worms in the mouth is frozen you don't need uh you don't need anything on the hook you don't need bait oh don't you no you put the hook on the line and uh you just throw it into the ocean I'll put your tfb all right hang on you're doing a insurance but the mall's a little different how often do you boys play this game I have uh like 1500 hours oh wow that's impressive man too bad yeah I get around but I mean holy [ __ ] did you see the uh times are tough yeah times are tough did you see the return of Frankie Frankie on PC in 1080P yeah he came back is he hacking still laughs I don't think so oh he's burning oh it's your sickness yes God I get so much ammo sounds like we're filming a [ __ ] porno oh yeah what's going on loads of food yeah we're good we're good with food I wouldn't mind splitting there [ __ ] it let's see if we can catch one do you need a five five six I only got this spoiler baby if you have 380 ACP I I could do with that but no I don't have any of that that's okay man don't stand in the fire I wasn't saying I think it I don't know maybe that's too hot listen I just know you're not good with telling when things are hot so I just want to let you know it's not good to stand in there before you tell me is the fire's hot right yeah yeah that's what I've been saying that's what I was trying to say fair enough God this game could be so cozy it is nice isn't it so think about Daisy that just can't be replicated like I've seen it try to tarkov and scum no other game man all right let's see what we gotta go yeah okay so we are right by okay so we're by this Factory by the airstrip right yep then uh we're about halfway to the land bridge we take that we go right into the hospital and there's nothing really else there so I mean we might want to just run back unless we want to go all the way south and take that bridge all the way west uh I'll let you decide that man this is your uh this is your adventure man any luck is this no [ __ ] these fish aren't stupid I think there needs to be some bait nah man I know for a fact you don't need no bait get my heat though okay I have another go although you got lots of that food do you want to uh let's hook us up yeah yeah of course how much you need oh [ __ ] you got a pistol and everything yeah brother do you have any uh 380 ACP uh uh you [ __ ] look at that what the hell is with this stuff getting damp oh my shit's soaked there it is on the ground I'm gonna take some of that food in exchange yeah no problem I gotta I gotta strip down I think my shit's getting soaked it is that 380 on the ground oh thank you man that's nice um finally have some use for that pistol oh no no my pants I need new pants did you take them off and they were ruined yeah oh my goodness I didn't realize okay no luck but the storm's coming in so we should probably try and get it try and get across soon all righty yeah I like this guy uh Which Way left to right I think it's left right uh yeah keep following the water to the right all right I got my buff I'm ready to go yep let's go foreign what the [ __ ] just happened they just get blue uh now with the extreme extreme cold event I think oh God let's try and cross this [ __ ] thing yeah we're good with the heat buff but yeah we need to get the [ __ ] across that bridge there's the land bridge up there foreign thank you junior Whopper for the five months of big guy subscription it's either the it's either the extreme cold event or it's about to turn night time I don't like either I don't know my watch what are you gonna watch on them still oh [ __ ] uh nah it's 2 p.m we're good foreign missing some pants he is yeah he took him off and they were ruined so he couldn't put them back on all right thank you ah [ __ ] are we gonna get wet we gotta run where the [ __ ] did he go is he going to the other one yeah he's going over here look at that like two hours in it was Pitch Black and I was thinking ended stream and then look at this story we got glad I kept going Jesus feels like something bad's about to happen who else feel like that wow we came very far this is probably the furthest I've ever come what do you measure every time you Spark I mean uh yeah we've come pretty far [Music] we're gonna find some pants careful Jesus [ __ ] Christ it's about to get bad come here oh he's got a good vest too [ __ ] you ah oh [ __ ] ah oh [ __ ] okay Look At Me Now when I uh do another helmet no I'm set don't worry uh Dapper you might want it it was a helmet back there at the truck oh my God I like the uh the poncho ah we gotta find a [ __ ] gun We're not gonna do too well with just a 22 over here yeah not too uh not too good of a spot I think we should have chilled on the Northern Island a little bit longer until we found some better but uh you know not doing too bad I mean I got I got a pistol with ammo with it now so it's not the worst thing in the world what the [ __ ] why would they lock this yeah but what on God's grace let's keep going man that was embarrassing I was trying to get in man dude I don't want to hear it I don't want to hear it that was it was awkward that was awkward really awkward I thought there'd be pants in there man I'm sorry listen we'll get you pants all right just don't don't be cringe about it all right we'll get you [ __ ] pants I know it's cold life's hard all right inflation's at eight point six percent right we all have it rough right now we haven't we all have it rough right now Christ no you don't yes I do yes I do my millions are where the less and less every day I don't know this guy Dave's he's he's far ahead of us now ah it's a bit rate suffering now we'll get we'll be good don't worry about it it depends to fix itself [ __ ] I'm real moving slow holy [ __ ] dude my character's dying really are you at Red Health yeah yeah oh [ __ ] not read yet but uh I'm hurting what's uh what's ailing you what's causing the health going down the pants lack of pants you're cold I have no [ __ ] clue where this Dave guy went he goes ahead way too much he should not be doing that Dave yeah yeah here we go there's some uh it's like in fiction oh perfect where's that at here I got a chicken man I think you need five pills each I think NBC jacket damn these are all dresses one test kit hey might as well what blood am I O Negative hey guys I got good news I'm the universal donor oh negative yeah oh that's we should probably fill up a blade a black a bag if you find one let me know I got good blood good blood oh no that's enough I'm gonna check the supermarket Ivy you go for it there's an X here a big X oh my health is finally going up and a boy do you find pants wow wow oh not yet I just found pants oh there we go yeah boy [ __ ] all right boys now we're all good now we're set Galloping his agonia yummy yummy in my tummy I'm gonna Munch and some tools oh Jesus Christ this is careful [Music] great warrior great warrior swinging an X here hi how's the sandwich been since Charlie left has the veggie life been good and [ __ ] you [ __ ] you dude okay we should probably make a fire we're thinking about what we're gonna do for the next episode chilling ain't no worries the fresh face mask I need another bottle of water for Asylum so later what the hell is that bear trap on the floor what is that iodine oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm O positive oh oh no way well if it isn't the best day of my [ __ ] life You're Gonna Be a Millionaire I already am one my friend oh here's some more uh here's some more Tetris Island I think you guys need like five each to get rid of that disease don't you uh I need a couple more yeah I'm on the chair there hey I'm running low on uh oh some more tetra good looks to combine it with uh something actually that might just be the touch I had the [ __ ] going on where is it foreign I'm getting pretty sick of this moaning my character's been doing oh shoot sorry you go what's that guy pants Dapper's got pants now I mean it's we're doing good are we not doing that uh I'm gonna pick a fire because I really need some food you know it's all Frozen I'm gonna collect some blood hold on where's the blood collection room is it uh I'm not even gonna try do you need it oh I'm going into the blood room give him blood is that a land mine oh all righty alrighty alrighty alrighty all righty then good thoughts think good thoughts uh I have a wife and kids couple years kids are playing I'm done all right I have a fire for us all nice and warm all right so we've got a saline bag as well we're good to go where's the Tetra at there we go put fire out in the open okay yep oh you're gonna have to add some volume to that thing zero shit's given I dare people to come take all the three guys that have got a 22 rifle between them we're Unstoppable what do you mean we are doing pretty good I'm gonna go have a quick look down here I'm doing good I'm doing good song come on [Music] oh I didn't mean to do that I'm sorry I didn't mean that oh you just no no no no I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that I didn't mean to do that it was all perfect oh Jesus I'm sorry okay [Music] what did I just do yeah oh my goodness look at you Groban I'm Shuffling wait hold on hold on yeah this is funky oh okay why are we both growing like this I've kind of gotten used to it though it's kind of just a thing we do now it's kind of just a thing gotta warm my tenders please don't call them your tenders oh hey Dave get anything good I've come back with some good stuff [ __ ] there's some more 22 rounds I got him don't worry about it oh you're gonna hit me with the [ __ ] Sledgehammer come on no I don't miss I don't miss I just had some bad experiences with the other guy over there I don't know you shot my foot you [ __ ] I'm done I'm done I'm done with this conversation ah right that between that that ammunition between the two of you should be enough to kill a deer where's it at shooting [ __ ] hope so oh did you give uh you give dab to the ammo Dapper's got it word how much is there a couple of saline bags if you want to top up that blood that you've just lost yeah do it I'll do it foreign Keys which one of you has got the handcuffs and what you've been doing but no there was nothing going on don't worry about that no no no no we I mean we had a little moment that's all nothing with handcuffs nothing bad nothing crazy nothing nothing happened no that's the craziest thing went on was like yeah I don't know we we do we do some hearts that's all they ever stop talking about it every one of you's got the sore ass there's a morphine injector on the ground for you [Laughter] thanks oh who murdered me what'd you give me you gave yourself [ __ ] nope you just gave yourself saline I saw it I saw it I did too but the Saleen came up as a mid I don't know I suppose it probably would do yeah yeah true it works over time all right I'm gonna be looking at this medic cool building behind us laughs wait wait what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you doing don't do that uh foreign yeah man was that Frank I'm a lover oh my goodness that's crazy I was just listening to that as we did our little heart stick no way yeah man it's so beautiful why is it every time I go away for like two minutes weird [ __ ] starts what was what what do you mean ah what do I mean it's pretty self-explanatory well I'm not gonna lie man you just ruined the vibe we were vibing and you just ruined it big time foreign If You're Gonna Play music put it over this thing at least oh good call oh you're right hold up I have a song oh yo [ __ ] what's going on swag assaults how you doing baby we've been uh campaigning in DayZ all day going on a five hour stream now it's been crazy foreign we were just given a oh Davey you're not dancing and it really kills My Vibe every time there you go you can enjoy it you're getting into it we're getting into it man come on what's with the uh what's the automatic [ __ ] key to that uh you gotta go into the period menu oh it's so loud sorry dude this song is so good yeah I guess you know the words what the [ __ ] all right let's uh let's keep moving let's keep moving I feel like you're back up you're back to your chip herself let's you know probably can run fast now yes sir sorry do you have any of that 50 uh that 22 yeah I got 20. thanks man of course bro all right I'll hold off to that make it fun you runs in it 30. hmm Sun's setting ah complexity oh there's something up there we'll do something anyways more ammo ammunition of some kind oh we've been here before uh so which direction next we want to go this way probably this is South to my six we're gonna go back behind okay ah this game's been going pretty well look at him slide down anything good oh [ __ ] it's the more [ __ ] 22. oh I can take a little bit [ __ ] way to go thanks man a little bandage here as well if anybody wants yeah sure all righty so we're going up the uh we're going up the hill I guess South towards the uh yeah southern tip uh oh [ __ ] we got enough mids I think don't we yeah I'd say yeah or tetra yeah oh my sickness is gone nice man almost full health again we're looking solid already things are looking up so this should be a little shed up here towards the middle of the uh middle of the island mm-hmm look up on the peak here yeah I think so what the [ __ ] is that noise [ __ ] the wind's glitching up [ __ ] only way I can uh fix that is through a game restart which is going to put me back in a absurdly long queue so we might have to just weather the storm here um I think it fixed itself the longest I've ever like run with anybody we really have gotten to know each other solo as well but uh we had a bit of fun there at the beginning this is precious does anyone want a blood collection kit no I got two of them already a bit toss I actually have one more of the collection kits say that again I have a collection kit if you want it yeah no no I've already got a bag of blood all right might be something nice up here these guys are just faster than me I don't get it oh I guess I'm kind of how the [ __ ] am I low on health top of that Tower I can't see what it is oh Jesus [ __ ] you [Music] foreign God damn in dark a little battery oh [ __ ] that's actually uh that's so weird ah you [ __ ] shaving yeah man gotta stay fresh and clean you don't need apocalypse you know where Dave went up went off to no idea I think he's disappeared again he does that Dave is that him I think Dave's gone no here in the shed oh all right jeez man making a fire man making a fire how the [ __ ] am I dying man is it the sickness again do you have any uh food I'm on yellow I'm keeping my HUD up let me know if uh when the pill goes away just remind me I got a [ __ ] done dude come out here yeah grab some man thank you man you're a lifesaver no here we go again [ __ ] geostorm shut the doors you scare me now this this is cozy yo what's up Isaac what you doing man [ __ ] I gotta drop some crap that laughing is so creepy chills chills on my spine man this type on the ground if you want to turn a bottle into a silencer oh I'll do that kind of spooky huh it is kind of spooky so is this supposed to be one of those uh EMP storms uh yeah on its way oh that means somebody activated the um the thing the anomaly I think it's called no no no so when the storm starts you want to then activate the normally oh oh okay these happen randomly but like every few hours or something oh there's just like child laugh after that's so creepy okay those footsteps are really [ __ ] me up we're fine man don't worry about anything yeah you're right sorry sorry I'll keep you safe you know I'll keep you safe thanks Bobs okay not that close I'm gonna sneeze on you you guys good for teachers yep I don't know how far away that storm is but you want to be inside when the storm hits make sure that you're undercover with something that's either got a wooden or a concrete floor yeah we have not uh we do not have anything else on this island that's got that I don't think until the end of the bridge I said we just waited out here then the wood cutting cap by the bridge there wasn't there yeah you might be right but I don't know how far that is I don't know if we risk that any spooky stories one time what wasn't that scary yeah I have a story it's a very short one yeah so I don't know if I could the last man in the world wakes up to a knock at his door yeah that was just like a realization story realized he's not alone he should be happy that's not scary the [ __ ] ooh restarting 15 story I guess foreign fish without bait no good luck not now but I gotta try it so I mean where you guys from uh New Jersey what about you you really from New Jersey yeah oh [ __ ] damn I'm from New York oh wow I live uh like right across from the bridge oh okay all right yeah let's talk less about New Jersey how about that I gotta say which Bridge but uh yeah that's pretty cool man and there's shitloads of bridges or these very specific bridges in New York nah there's a [ __ ] ton of them oh God see you guys on the other side whatever you remember you've broken your hands make sure you pick it up when you come back to oh Jesus good luck guys oh my God it's so creepy I've sold my hand okay oh I'm on top of you oh Jesus oh no no oh God oh this is so awkward now oh God no no this is the last thing I'm ever gonna see oh God oh hello oh pops oh Jesus Christ oh God oh my God pops are you okay I'm okay are you that was that was good oh yeah I think I'm fine nice nice you guys didn't wake up during that did you nope all right what happened yeah yeah man hell yeah dude to five all right let's do this uh this this bridge yeah let's get it done baby it's got a real good time to run across when there's no [ __ ] let's just take this road down no light on the road again we are rapping up on the road again seeing bears that we'll never see again uh because we are right back up you gotta stop with that [ __ ] you gotta stop with that [ __ ] please oh my God you don't like my singing no that's not nice it's very bright what was that what the [ __ ] why did you make that noise holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Ed up as everybody was scared I'm dying bro he went [Laughter] oh [ __ ] it's way too late for this oh it's like [Music] scare you guys laughing at me so you're really [ __ ] demoralizing [Laughter] oh God okay where's this [ __ ] Bridge do we want to try and Hunt that hold on do you hear that [ __ ] gun if we got enough rounds yeah you're right there's an animal out here somewhere I don't know if we'll be able to see him he's pretty far away you wanna sleep oh God we're not going to be able to we're not going to be able to see [ __ ] how much food do we got I actually got the best way there I don't have I have one more piece of solid food I think the rest is just soda I have a canned pork I can give you it's fine soda that'll be enough to get us over the bridge at least and uh I'm sure we'll get attacked by Wolves at some point then yeah oh [ __ ] it right dude the wolves are relentless bear rolls up on us we are doing nothing bro oh you gotta scare you gotta skip no you don't know how to fight a bear do you you got to put your arms up and go what time it is for you guys it's three o'clock 3 A.M yeah bro I moved to uh actually moved to Texas so uh okay yeah couldn't handle the uh down there couldn't handle the the state tax you know tell me but I was cutting a check to Andrew Cuomo every year and I was like well I could just live off this if I moved to Texas so I did yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] seriously [ __ ] Cuomo [ __ ] that guy see this is better when you have a [ __ ] light am I right guys is this not way [ __ ] better when you can actually see oh [ __ ] now we just need a shotgun do you have a shotgun no is the bridge this way oh God okay no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop don't don't use the gun don't use the gun I didn't know I want to go I think we just follow the road don't we that'll take us down there I got that idea where are you from the Down Under Australia I am I'm in uh Sydney Australia but I reside originally from that beautiful little island to the uh to the east called New Zealand oh [ __ ] kiwi okay went to the maccas that's that's that's that's that's dryer is up in fact in Sydney let's [ __ ] freezing here at the moment looks cold as it gets in the US but we're heading single digits okay what our [ __ ] son back we want out summer is going down to the beach without girls and bikinis is there not worth going to the beach so lame man and they're not in bikinis hey man it's like why are you even at the beach am I right fellas yeah you're right oh thank God they think I'm cool I mean I always go to the beach to to watch the hot sweaty Bend work out but well hey well listen that was implicit we didn't have to say that it was explicit explicit that's the word all right I don't know what there is for us in here but we'll have a look probably nothing I said we keep going hey this guy's got a flashlight on him flashlight oh yeah it's throwing a battery in the ground too all yours that's you Dapper come on get the flashlight yeah oh it has a battery I put the I [ __ ] put the battery down oh my God I can't believe it thanks Buffs you're welcome so where's the bridge from here is it just a straight shot I'm trying to I I have no [ __ ] clue it's not that way oh let me look at the map what the [ __ ] I have no idea where the bridge would be it should be like right here where are we we're at the wood chipping thing like we're at the we're at the far south of this uh of this island we're on but the bridge should like in three minutes the uh the bridge should be like right here did he not say it was to our left what what is going on this is well I know this is left I don't see a [ __ ] Bridge though we're not going the right way man we're going back into the island no there's a bridge there is yeah there's a bridge over here oh [ __ ] I was wrong digging we're going what oh my [ __ ] god there's a bridge there us I told you man I told you we're going the wrong way that's where we were coming from [ __ ] I feel like we're gonna lose him after the restart where is he I really hope not oh [ __ ] uh well um all right we have a little uh pause in action I guess I can keep going it will set to 99.7 we're good I'm not worried I'm just going to connect real quick I'm still I'm still here don't worry how we feeling on DayZ how many of you have never seen or played this game and are pleasantly surprised holy [ __ ] the chat is rolling at three in the [ __ ] morning God damn okay we're [ __ ] rolling tonight Jesus Christ I did not expect that many people to be actually here and awake we need some like European mods or something that is whack is [ __ ] is on the graveyard shift I'm gonna have to pay him you believe that all right we're going back in morbius world torbious let's get it hey what's going on baby what's going on oh [ __ ] is it getting bright I can see I think so I wonder where Dave's at probably down the line oh sh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] landmine help oh God holy [ __ ] oh my God pops oh [ __ ] into the [ __ ] Landmark oh [ __ ] I must have oh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] are you all right did you replace that back oh [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] that is not good I'm just sitting there with a zombie hitting me that might be it I need help holy [ __ ] I might go back down your leg your leg will be broken oh God Walk Around okay oh my God I need a splint and uh I might need to flick that flesh I think you still have it no where's my splint you threw it on the [ __ ] ground you dick [ __ ] I just need Rags I need rags in in a short stick that's all I need yeah I got you here I can make it holy [ __ ] man damn uh we got you man we got you stay right there breathe come on pops you're gonna pull through I'm making this I'm making this one [Music] oh oh [ __ ] okay all right we got you this blend okay you made a torch hit a torch we made a [ __ ] torch I'm dying guys I'm dying I'm actually dying there's a splint on the ground you [ __ ] dick you made a torch laughs oh Lord oh God we need a fire I'm I'm called I'm dying of cold we need to find out here maybe like the [ __ ] torch did you get hit from that landmine or is that just me I barely got hit I'm on like it took out like uh 25 of my house let's go we gotta hustle we gotta hustle with this fire dude I'm I'm in rough shape but I got a lot of fire as well do we I'm freezing to death all my [ __ ] got ruined literally all of my clothes are ruined this day just got a lot worse all right let's maybe head back to the uh to the logging Camp to lotify oh God yeah I like that idea okay let's be a little more careful that was very scary pops it was it the pitch black I didn't see [ __ ] what do you mean be more careful oh God oh Jesus Dave light the [ __ ] fire oh [ __ ] by there I think there's a fireplace we don't need a we just need a fire man I don't have uh any timber it's either I got some come on they're up thanks Jesus he's having me go upstairs oh I think it's going up I think hell's going up there's some old 22 rounds there oh come on man we can't make a fire in here all right we'll have to go back down sorry you're [ __ ] kidding me oh [ __ ] here I'll make it on the way down oh Jesus [ __ ] Christ all right here I'm crafting it I got you man thank God I don't know why that you're not dying today pops oh Jesus it won't light it's not gonna be mad dude it won't light hold up hold up this is it this is actually it won't [ __ ] light um oh my God this is it this is it man I'm actually gonna die no no no no no no no come here come here hold on hold on I think you got one going in there oh thank God holy [ __ ] yo I'm so stressed out I do not want to lose you guys oh [ __ ] take this come here what I'm working oh good call pop one of them has everyone got one morphine and um yeah I've got one one that will get across that bridge actually we might have to wait for the league to heal yeah let's just sit here for a little bit chillax and then we will be on our way shooting up let's go foreign I'm completely [ __ ] dude I'm not gonna hold any heat here here take this board eat it guys jumpsuit jacket on the ground can getting looked after thank you thank you fill your tummy up bro we got this we're moving on I'm gonna steal some of that food the hell uh my illness is gone that's good all right I'm warming up okay perfect how's that leg well you know it's uh exploded and probably shattered into a million [ __ ] pieces you know it's very impressive that your leg just took that you know like you did that entire [ __ ] thing I did I really did didn't I foreign tough fourth though what about uh F F 250 F250 I wouldn't like Mini Cooper tough you know you did not just say that [ __ ] to me what the [ __ ] do you mean Mini Cooper tough what does that mean there's Mini Cooper Dave have you ever heard anyone in their life say Mini Cooper tough what is it like a full sentence or is that just Yeah by myself like you ever heard like a tough you ever heard someone say like I'm built Ford tough like I just said right there like you've heard that all right just dude just say stop feeding me I'm full oh you got some skinny jeans there and a wall jacket thank you for the clothes stop feeding me what is that what is that kick what is that put that can on the floor what is that what did you feed me sir unknown food it's Pizza flavor bro unknown food it's like mm-hmm oh my God you are a piece of work man you're a real big piece of work I gotta put my new clothes on I got skinny jeans I'm not looking I'm not looking oh you can look all you want it's stylish skinny jeans it's finished nope no I'm not looking how about now I'm not I'm not ready oh okay all right now look oh my God look at me now yeah but look at the way I fill out these skinny jeans wow like a glove yeah the uh the split makes you look badass thank you I'm gonna take the pea coat and I got the buff I see we head out now your legs probably looking pretty yeah but you know it takes more than you know seven and a half minutes to recover from a shattered leg when you step on a land mine you know that's you know it doesn't exactly like fix itself like that you know good Pops Pops I fed you all right you did feed me let's go oh God there's someone right outside the door man oh Jesus Christ hold on let me just make sure I got everything Dave is that you praise [ __ ] oh it's one it's another one of those tricks he called remember one of those tricks all right yeah we can go are you doing really are from New Jersey hey Michael mcchild thanks for the raid bro hope you had a good stream appreciate it guys we're playing DayZ we've been uh we've been surviving for six hours now and uh no sign of stopping so all right there eggs on the ground if anybody needs oh thank you I will gladly take them thanks need any more 22. I just need a [ __ ] gun I've still got nothing that actually fired as a goddamn projectile oh [ __ ] you can take my pistol oh you got the 22. yeah [ __ ] yeah I got to I got the supporter but then I also I have a little uh 380 ACP toy with boy toy right here has it got a Meg in it it does it does you gave me the ammo for a big guy enjoy but I've even got a spare mag for it nice oh yeah very nice actually I got a [ __ ] ton of ammo for you too there you go 27 bullets dude oh man getting your anger out well when your legs better we can uh go [ __ ] shoot some wool I'm on yellow health no uh yellow food all right I'm gonna drop a drop some of these other pistol rounds thanks Matt all right man I think the skinny jeans were a good choice man I look fashionable keep you warm oh I'm starting to look good take the paper we can use it as kindling good call I grabbed it I grabbed all right I'm ready to make the walk I'm not gonna lie I think I'm ready yep I see we do it oh it's snowing never mind it's snowing I just I just don't know I just don't think no I just okay let's just do this come on don't be a security pan well I mean my leg is still [ __ ] it's still shattered it's it's really insensitive to say walk it off to me right now suffering from a broken leg after I was a it was literally obliterated Pops Pops you lost two toes I did not lose two toes the whole leg was shattered I looked at it all right and say there's somebody on the other side of that Bridge camping you think so so uh it's been it's been a good run we don't get through Jesus Christ not this [ __ ] again remember the radio behind you I don't have a radio though but I'll uh shout on the market megaphone all right boys this is it all right okay this is it that head torch is gonna make you like a prime I'm gonna turn it off I'm gonna turn it off by the time we start for wrestle don't worry I just want to make sure we got all the zombies taken care of and he's running circles right now okay he wants me now no one behind you they uh okay should be the last one there's a knife on this guy if anybody needs a knife I'll take it one I'm pretty [ __ ] out of it up so I'll go up the front all right let's do this lights out everybody pop your uh pop your pins oh my leg just started working all right shooting up with the boys Bravo six going dark yeah to this [ __ ] say a prayer I think it might be too late for campers I don't know I doubt somebody's over there [ __ ] he's quick foreign at least my legs healed at least I'm not [ __ ] walking across thanks for waiting up got you bro never leaving you alone holy [ __ ] we're actually gonna do it so far so good yep okay we're almost out almost we're so close there's a long ass Bridge bro come on pops let's go I got it we're almost out don't worry about me [ __ ] did he did he make it yeah yeah he's on this side okay okay come on come on come on you got this come on push push push because you're up to the right is right here holy [ __ ] oh my God we [ __ ] did it we did it we did it there's a base up here there's a base up here right up here oh I'm freezing we should go soon we gotta [ __ ] run you're gonna need a fire soon [ __ ] I'm dropping hell but I uh oh you guys go hello [ __ ] guys yeah I'm right here I'm right here the trees Jesus Christ Yep this way cold pretty sure we're almost there foreign it's up here it's up here there we go oh I really need a [ __ ] a fire yeah we should we should uh we should make one Dave Dave where are you yeah I'm going down but we can see it from here so I mean where the [ __ ] did he go how does he keep going it's right here yeah yeah oh [ __ ] where'd they go okay Bobs yeah I'm good where are you all right uh over here okay next I think we should go up top to that mountain anything fun there's more Barracks down there there's another little yeah oh [ __ ] bucks you just found a PP bison it's pretty good okay [ __ ] I'm red food has anybody got anything no no no actually I might I might have a bite I have a uh with 35 bullets oh [ __ ] guys we need to fight I need a fire right now what happened I'm I'm red health I am uh I'm just freezing oh [ __ ] we need the fire we gotta make one right here man it's cool I'll start it yeah we'll start y'all get barked [ __ ] sick again dude sucks all right hold on hold on we're good where's my tetra [ __ ] to keep this HUD up if I'm dying all right here we go all nice and warm can't believe we keep getting separated from them oh God is it on didn't like [ __ ] right now it's on and here's some petrosillum pills thank you thank you okay we're going up we're going up Jesus Christ man we keep getting out by the skin of our teeth yeah for real okay I say we stick here until you get better yeah um but we actually do up the loops military base this is hot yeah no this is not a safe spot to be in all right let's get the buff and dip out ASAP you are not dying on my watch bro we're sticking through this we're going to A1 A2 and A3 maybe I don't know how's your leg that's better surprisingly it meant it itself in mere minutes you see I told you man a little bit of meat a little meal what a bing bada boom yeah you're all good Jesus Christ it's been a hell of a day that has been a hell of a day I can't believe we're still alive all right a little bit longer and we can do better here I hope to God that's Dave where that's Dave Dave did you just uh come down from that Tower the fact that you guys yeah yeah yeah they got me a nice rifle oh yeah you like uh our tactical fire position I have a ammo for that actually outward should learn for a cheese and amazing what the [ __ ] is that what'd you get what is that [ __ ] let's go I'll trade you my bison for that you have a bison oh my goodness what kind of ammo does that take uh 380 . there's some 380. uh I need food real bad so I might have to go and um might have to get fish I'll feed you a little bit I got the buff I say we keep going I got the buff too we could go up on the snowy Hills and uh wait for the wolves there you go big guy yeah actually a good idea no did you clean this place out yeah there's not much there's another helmet like mine at the top of the tower if you want uh um what else that was about it oh there's a mine you can go grab a landmine if you want you can go get revenge on somebody else I think I'm good I think I want to see another one one of those things in my life to be honest with you oh man doing good now but no one's uh no one's got a scope nah ah some wolves up the top of the hill the fact that he's running I wonder if he's chasing someone God it's such a pain in the ass doing that thank you 45 ACP mag trophy maybe I'll drop the skinny jeans honestly how do you listen to music in games where Santa's really important um I think I think in general I care a little bit more about the content and the gameplay itself just more of the experience you know and I think music at the top of the hill there running right to left so I get the feeling it was chasing somebody we're gonna investigate I'm down lost uh wait where'd uh somewhere oh heads up oh I don't want to grab that vest off him good hit holy [ __ ] oh where did you go I'm on the floor I'm on the floor oh oh so yeah um where's uh where's dapper I could not tell you oh he's in the Barrack right there uh yeah I can see him running around well yeah you know I uh I think I've been pretty good with the music so far especially during the tense moments I yep you haven't got a scope of any kind I think it's been pretty good ah nothing I said there was a uh there was a wolf earlier like just before running from right to left at the top of this mountain but the fact that he was running I think he was chasing somebody so uh come here let's see what we find [ __ ] all right let's be careful that's incredible that is such a fitting song I'm tickled pink as I I don't even plan that doing great on music thank you thank you I'm live missing it I got a bunch of different playlists that I can cycle through a bunch of different moods part of it's luck though with like songs cutting in and going out the same you know opportune times I make I make the best one I got you know wow look at this View how do you cycle theorem so fast I got some macros get that get down get down go go run run oh wait I think it's just him shooting the the wolves are you sure I don't know no no no let's not risk this happy you all right wait yeah [ __ ] that was Dave okay okay [ __ ] yeah I'm not trying to risk that bro what do you want to do I don't know because there's a shot to our right too I'm going back down the hill all right oh there's I should be flying to the to the uh the left and we go around the uh yeah yeah I got a 22 man I'm not I'm not cut out for this neither am I he had his [ __ ] sniper did that sound like a scout who the [ __ ] the [ __ ] why would he tell us if he's gonna shoot I don't know it sounded kind of like uh like a five five six hold on hold on go on go on here just the wolves go on your microphone and go on whisper keeping the uh the transceiver on can you hear me yeah I can hear you you whispering yep okay okay so bad under your left the crate [ __ ] [ __ ] you right is that it you no that wasn't me wait medical crate what's in there you have to are you is that you at the crate right there [ __ ] what was in there no no no this isn't me it's not shooting at me but it's like where are they foreign what was in there uh meds and um bandage I do not want to [ __ ] risk that brother do I let me see what's up there to our left just keep going um yeah because that was not a scout let's keep going that way let's run that sounded like a like a shotgun nice man oh [ __ ] yeah you're right where are you don't do right oh there you go [ __ ] man well I mean you said we were gonna go there eventually I feel like Dave is Alive and Well somewhere and we'll meet up with him again yeah he is alive which I'm sure he probably is I just uh I don't really feel too confident running into a snowy hill with no cover and a 22 with a red dot sight sounds like a bad idea to me yeah oh my God there's a bear where there's a [ __ ] I think to our left where is it I just [ __ ] heard him [ __ ] dude I'm starting to freeze again yeah yeah lost the buff let's stop right here almost unpinned a frag grenade yeah I'm right in here okay uh light please ah [ __ ] man namask of something else oh what's ooh no what happened there was a uh a grenade that just went off oh dude food is going to be a problem soon I can't believe we lost them man he's [ __ ] gone we could have saved them [ __ ] I don't know man I think we I think we did the right thing for us I'm gonna mess up you got those uh those Tetra pills yeah [ __ ] I think I gave my last piece of food to him [ __ ] oh false alarm canned spaghetti no way yes sir we are safe Christ is risen I'll eat half I'll give you half thank you thank you brother oh yeah all right let's not make this weird oh my god did you did you hear it I oh [ __ ] I did that's what it was if you see it unload everything because we have small bullets right luckily I have this big [ __ ] magazine let's stick here until we get the other Buck okay [ __ ] bear s are tough but they have good meat I am on white hunger okay can you pass me the spaghetti I gave you the rest of it man oh really yeah thank you all right I got them up what the [ __ ] I have it too yeah let's run away we get lost uh 99.7 that's out Athena oh you're still not whisper oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

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Published: Tue Jun 14 2022