Schlatt DRINKS and DRIVES Again (American Truck Simulator)

how's it going boys my name is schlatt and welcome back to the vods channel today we are playing some american truck driving simulator this is a great game and uh it's also a great time to drink while you're playing it so uh without any further ado please enjoy the vod and the p.o box unboxing at the end thanks guys how we doing everybody it's me schlatt the big guy i never stream but when i do it's always a fun time and i'm always drinking this time a full [ __ ] 80 what is this a 40 and 80. oh it's it's heavy 1.75 liters of jack daniels tennessee honey original recipe finely crafted honey liqueur blended with jack daniels tennessee whiskey oh my god this stuff is the bomb and uh basically i don't have anything set up here because i had to go live pretty uh pretty quickly here but um there's there's more there's more we're gonna be driving here's what i think right my whole thing with drunk driving i think i think the drunk i i i think we get a bad rap right i don't think there's really so much an issue with it unless you get caught because then it it kind of like everyone else like the drunk drivers aren't really the problems more like the drunk crashers you know and the drunk murderers like the ones who kill people on the road but i mean i'm usually fine uh and so i've got my steering wheel right here perfect gotta set it up a little bit it's my 21st birthday oh happy 21st man you can drink along with me let's oh god i might have started early listen sometimes sometimes it's tough you know sometimes you just get antsy and there's no problem with that like i said it's the drunk crashers it's the drunk crashers that give a bad rap to the rest of us and you know what to demonstrate this i will be driving on the open road on my big tanker my big tank truck ah how we feeling how we feeling look i gotta do a little fastening of the steering wheel it's a little twisty i gotta do a little twisty real quick i think the wheel's on just fastening it just fastening it real quick everybody there's no problem [Music] here ah okay now we look where are my pedals at perfect on this note i think we're ready [Laughter] [Music] shot now listen i only take shots while i'm driving i have a little special rule so let me get into the game thank you guys for all the subs all the primes i still have minecraft open silly me american truck simulator we do have text-to-speech on tonight so if you guys would like you can uh you can do a little text-to-speech message the info is in the panels below and uh you could do a bunch of cool cool little voices and talk to me while i'm on the road give me some company is jack manifold here oh my god i wish i'm just kidding there's no one i'd rather not talk to i'm glad to see you love vghs2 i love it so much also oh thank you i think that guy said his name as the law [Music] alrighty american truck simulator we're continuing our game i hope to god this works let me try something oh look at us look at us wow that is awesome [Music] schlatt you saved my life i love you dude i'm just i'm getting drunk tonight what do you want from me that's all i do hold on let me let me edit the camera so you can see my whole steering wheel situation i'll get down down and dirty perfect all right now we'll just do a little job market search quick job how we feeling knuckle boom loader 30 000 pounds we're gonna do it that's a long drive too thank you guys again for all the subs all the all the raids oh my friends are all watching me this is the best feeling ever and by friends i mean my audience because i love you yeah hold on is this gonna work oh look at us we're going now hold on let's see what we're driving here i just turned off the engine by accident what are we driving what is that all right so let me know if the song is too loud i have an inkling that it is just a bit i'm gonna turn it down a little ah it's all good okay okay i'm in my positivity arc nah dude i'm just happy because i get to drink my job is i get to drink let me move this camera a little bit face cam going down here we liking that i'll move uh i'll move ramy a little bit he can go like right here perhaps that's good that's good is this going on the vodge channel yeah dude with no music but uh i mean that's how we have to do things on youtube alrighty so let's just jump into it dr speedmd 30 months 30 month streak jesus christ oh man i'm so happy to be doing this i love this game so much i love the vibes i just take turns without even looking oh [ __ ] that's not good [ __ ] i've reached my first uh my first obstacle already how am i gonna do this [Music] you know what i'm just gonna come out to the right i'm coming out to the right i keep turning off the engine oopsie ah look at us look at us man we're going hey drunk you aren't having fun that is so true guys can you hear the tts is the tts audible it's quiet okay tts quiet one second i'm putting this puppy in neutral um this will probably help oh [ __ ] wait no that's not that's not what i wanted ah [Music] just give me a second guys sorry for the slow start up here i'm up in the volume on the tts just real quick where is it okay i found it i'm putting it up to 12 or 13 decibels perfect let's try it alas let's hit the road let's hit the road fellas we got a lot of driving in front of us and you know what in fact let's get started right now any alcoholics in the chat you want to join me i'm just going to take a little sipski oh we will be going fast too as far as i'm concerned this [ __ ] is liquid gold oh man [Music] what song's on next give me something good oh it's gonna be a good night it's gonna be a good night i can tell we got the green we're heading in oh come on make the turn yes easy i feel i feel like it's very low resolution for me give me a sec one second one second everybody one second change the resolution it'll be good oh it is wait oh it was on like ultra low settings that's funny dude i got this artesian build computer it's it it's perfect [ __ ] it another ship so how we feeling we ready to hit the open road mods we can approve some of these tts's if you're uh in town i here's the thing i stop at the stop signs i don't look at what's coming it's kind of too much effort for me how's jambo jambo's doing good i'll show you jambo in a bit you guys can stick around i'll give you a little jambo update i don't have the jambo cam anymore because he is free roaming jambo is now a free roaming kitty he can do whatever he wants yo what are we drinking today we're drinking jack daniels tennessee honey oh [ __ ] you he's not even looking at me you're looking off to the right yeah you better back up little [ __ ] ass can't you see the [ __ ] turning radius i need move [ __ ] little [ __ ] [ __ ] you oh my god he's real all right what's your idea here what are you trying to do the best way to study for my midterms i'm sure it is okay we're going back he's not even going to move is he he's not even moving he's just waiting for us that's fine let me just scoot scoot right on by you there all righty let's get on the [ __ ] highway already please right now make a petition have us all sign it send it to coorskasak let's get a video of what it would take to move the earth shove it in charlie and ted's face see the problem is you'll see me start veering off the road but that's only when i read chat it's not because i'm under the influence okay i'm under the influence you'll know i promise you'll know i'll start saying some crazy [ __ ] okay let me run this idea by you because no one ever believes me when i say it everybody thinks i'm a joke but uh there's a discussion we had on my podcast uh we had on my podcast chuckle sandwich i think in the billions of years it will take for uh for the sun to expand you know the sun's gonna expand and like hurt everybody right swallow up the earth i think by that time if we're still alive i think the earth will be gone i think we'll have found a way to move the earth out of the sphere of influence of the sun whether it's rockets or like some [ __ ] wormhole i mean you got you can't even believe how long a billion years is humans have only been around for 10 000 years and listen i i said this on podcast and people were like i was like they were looking at me like i had i had three [ __ ] heads and i don't have three heads i don't how we doing everybody hey schlatt you look like you smell like sausage no most of the time i don't most of the time i smell like uh like like that deodorant i use probably i get a little bit i mean you know there are moments i do like eating sausage i had some salami today i made a nice salami sandwich wow are we speeding already no we're not we're doing fine it's so good to be streaming on the lot on the main channel whenever i want hello cop 10 and two nothing wrong going on here i'm not drinking i don't have three heads you guys gotta stop uh what playlist is this this is just the spotify classic road trip songs playlist that's it that's all of it we could change it up in a bit but i i like i like the vibe we got going on you know what i want to do i want to pull this monitor up so it's close for me let's see all done we're set we're set hey guys for all the subs i'm seeing some names in there i recognize appreciate it dude the fact that there are people who have been subscribed for like years at this point guys if you've been in here for a while you got one of those fancy old-ass sub badges with the suit despite me having not strength for years let them know let them know jesus christ maybe i am drunk already i considered myself a uh a heavyweight maybe it's changing i don't drink as much as i used to here's what happened i uh so when i when i turned 21 and don't make fun of me please guys do not make fun of me i had my first sip of alcohol when i hit 21. my 21 my 21th birthday and my first sip and i drank one can of budweiser that was in the fridge and i said this tastes like [ __ ] i don't feel why am i not drunk that's how it happened my 21th birthday i drank my first sip of alcohol it was a can of budweiser i was playing daisy with my buddy and i'm like dude i don't feel anything i don't feel anything and then my sister's like oh dude well you have to drink liquor and then she opens up her little like hidey hole of uh of of booze and then i start drinking that and then within the week i had already had an episode where i had to wake my mom up and i was like dude i threw up was not was not i can't believe i told that story i mean it's very embarrassing we'll uh we'll we'll move on from that but yeah i was i was pretty much i was like standing it's like that scene where where the it's all completely dark it's like five in the morning i've been drinking all night i was on like truly's or some [ __ ] or like high noons i was drinking nooners and uh i threw up all over the rug too it was a it was the rug like a week after i turned 21 and then i stopped for a minute and then i was like wait that's stupid drinking is so fun but if you're under 21 it's not you go to jail you go to jail i love stealing yourself man been watching since 2018 still didn't know when i was popping was popping that you suck nugget appreciate that can you guys hear the truck all right is the volume all like is it leveled correctly how are we feeling on that request is the slope intercept form i'm not doing slope intercepts no no more slope intercepts dude i graduated high school i did calculus full on calculus in high school i'm not looking to go back i remember in college uh i had to take another like calculus course and i was so distant in the cl like i i would not do any of the homework or like pay attention in class and the guy saw i was getting good marks on the test and he's straight up set in class he's like why are you here and i'm like dude i just have to [ __ ] take the course and he's like fine dude i remember what when um when it got really hot and the ac stopped working in our calculus classroom he took us outside and you know it's one of those great moments where uh it's one of those great moments where you do class outside and it's really nice everyone's all excited and [ __ ] and uh the dude takes us to this patio and he starts smoking while doing the class this old like russian guy he starts smoking and the entire class it just wafts over us the whole [ __ ] class and we're smelling smoke and trying to do calculus at the same time such a fantastic experience [Music] um and so now i'm addicted to nicotine as well which is awesome y equals mx plus b exactly man plus c drunk with you tonight slot but it's past 10 pm so i legally can't buy any alcohol till 10 a.m what am i [ __ ] dude it's tough being scottish and an alcoholic dude austin has the same regulations the alcohol i think someone could correct me but i'm pretty sure all liquor stores close at nine here which is rough it's [ __ ] rough yeah it's like you can't even go for round two and close on sundays yeah and close on sundays yeah it's stupid oh oh we're going to did anyone see that sign we're going to hurricane we're driving into hurricane right now egg raid did ms just raid me i appreciate that dude mods we got to keep going on these cts's we got a lot got a lot building up yo miss thanks for the raid appreciate that please help it's been a month and he hasn't given me any food i listen you'll get food you get food when i say you get and i'm glad you're doing well thank you i think it would be pretty cool to see you react to your old smp live videos kind of like how you did video game high school maybe bring back kona for old times sake bring back kona bonar oh god if connor's here here's not going to like that i could bring back 2022 will truly be fun listen may 20 listen may no i'm still shooting for march i still think hey i'm drinking to that boys anyone following along how the [ __ ] did i do that this truck weighs like 50 000 pounds what the [ __ ] is going on ah thanks miz for the raid hey anyone following along we're doing uh we're doing drinking tonight i'm drinking and driving uh but i'm doing it safely you know see i was do i was given this spiel before i was given this spiel before but the thing is it's not the drunk drivers it's the drunk crashers it's the people who kill people it's the people who make things hard for other people and me i'm fine ah that's the third shot of the night everybody feeling nothing yet i'm feeling nothing my driving ability is still at full force why is half the tts not playing [ __ ] i'm gonna send a message to my guy real quick all right i sent a message to the guy we'll see if it fixes i sure would make 2022 will surely be fun listen i i think i think march i think it's march okay someone please help me figure out what the [ __ ] going on right now how do i get out of this i'm in a bit of a pickle what button do i have to press f7 visit service station immediately total service okay we'll cost 1500 yeah it's fine the charge will be covered by my employer when i'm when i'm the one who crashed the [ __ ] thing fair enough i don't ask questions i just drive [Music] ah can i all right i think we're doing good now oh wow it's night time now okay okay let me fix the camera right here uh hold on talking to my guy right now [Music] [Music] alrighty put the camera up a little bit okay perfect all right let's get back behind the wheel it's the drunk crasher schlatt you flip the truck that includes you no i'm telling you it it's the people who hurt people if i get into an accident engine malfunction if i get into an accident and it's only my truck involved why the [ __ ] do you care [ __ ] i gotta okay i gotta fix this [ __ ] thing assistant service what is going on how do i fix my [ __ ] truck guys guys what is going on what is going on you service i'm at the service station i get a backup i'll back up ah okay i'll repair this thing five grand that's fine that's fine i got some insurance on it oh i got insurance for jambo too it's the best day ever everybody jambo is now an insured kitty cat it's the best day ever for jambo lovers worldwide okay i'm in neutral that is not what i want to be in okay where's the map f5 all right we're back on the road we're back on the road maz we can keep going on tts this is gonna suck getting out of here actually i'm not doing too bad why am i neutral again ah damn okay i'm doing it i'm doing it i'm doing it don't crash into me all righty we're good dude if you're going to drink in austin you got to stock up beforehand exactly dude that's what i'm saying i've had to change my alcohol purchasing strategy the tts is not working i'm just gonna say it right now this is [ __ ] up i'm refreshing it it should be working i i pay so much [ __ ] money for this turn on your lights yeah it's a good idea i'll consider it i'm in neutral again i don't get it i don't understand all right [Music] we're good all right and we're going left here we have uh a thousand miles left in this trip and i am pretty sure i'm gonna lose all of the money i'm gonna gain from completing it in like fines and repairs and [ __ ] where am i going i don't know you think i know where i'm going hey schlatt i recently did a drunk driving karaoke slash stole your idea i can't do the tts what is going on today thank you for the inspiration to get my ass in gear when i realize i'm a year older yeah dude if i'm more successful than you and i'm younger than you then that's a problem you gotta you gotta fix yourself if you're older than 22 man you're doing something wrong you gotta you gotta like kick your ass into high gear because most people are as successful as i am uh when they're 22. so fix it fix it up all right let's get back on the road please i am dying to ah okay we're good left lane is for passing i know i [ __ ] know left lanes for passing dude i'm using both of them [Music] jesus christ right lane is for driving i know listen i know could we stop at a gas station i don't need gas i'm already stepping on it here we go all right we're home free boys we're gonna cruise for a bit you burning for me i'm telling you ah all righty all right live free eat free suites for rent i don't need no hotel i got my truck and my [ __ ] truck should we take another shot i'm not feeling anything yet [Music] i do see those i will say there are some tick tock accounts that are like very very therapeutic data like just live streams of truckers driving it's pretty fun will you be joining the people's convoy yeah dude is that the [ __ ] ottawa [ __ ] again are we doing this again i swear to god i got another one right here boys i'm going in bottoms up four oh oh it goes down so smooth i'm going forward don't worry about me worry about yourself thousand miles left in the trip boys we're gonna have some fun we're gonna be here for a bite i'm swerving in the left lane man i'm gonna try and go the speed limit what's the cruise control button it's c we're good hold f4 yeah you're real funny dude ah how we feeling after that minecraft otk event that was pretty fun i enjoy i probably should have streamed it to be honest with you hold that f4 for a diamond sword so i'm saying man that's man bought it too he fell for the oldest trick in the book oh 80s the speed limit now look at this look at us moving up in this world can we even go any faster is this thing not gonna let us go any faster it was fun you should join otk i i'm you know what i've been thinking about it i definitely have been thinking about it mods let's try the tts again i refresh everything if it doesn't work now i'm gonna chew this guy's ear out go 120 i i genuinely do not think this truck could go on 20. cedar city discovered wow i'm never coming back here hey schlott hey oh it's working out perfectly i'm in a cult because i worship you like a god ninety percent of my personality has come from you hope you have a good night and don't die well ninety percent of my personality has come from uh mr sark and yogg-sips so don't even worry about it i worship them like a cult eat this dude i'm trying to hold on as best as i can is this game multiplayer bro what do you mean is this game multiplayer what are you gonna [ __ ] sit in the pit we're gonna i don't know which way is up anymore are you gonna sit in the [ __ ] passenger seat i don't need you in my car i i'd i'd be scared if another man showed up in my car oh this is a good song oh this is a good song timeout this is a great song under a thousand miles left to go boys we're doing fine of course i'm worth touring i'm driven a porsche with the floorboards over the four points while you're in a four terrorists getting an abortion in a divorce at the same time as harrison thornton what the [ __ ] eminem's in here whoa [ __ ] i'm telling you i need to get i need to set my game up one of those did not go through again the milk teahi donation mods can we try replaying that it's just not working for whatever [ __ ] reason just killing me killing me oh man we're having fun now boys left lanes are passing down left lanes from me hi big guy hey came here to say a buddy of mine bought me a cut out of you drinking a bottle of smirnoff for christmas since i'm a big fan and i haven't cut out since then to alcoholism hey two alcoholism baby i take another shot am i ready up there listen i if people are selling cardboard cut out to me speed limit it's 55 no it's not you're lying to me you're just lying to me it's 80. i seize it right there okay how's the tts how's the music music too loud still how's the tts donut's too quiet we'll fix it we'll fix it i'll put it up more god okay here we go i'll fix this everybody i'll fix this fix this right now here we go advanced audio properties i'm a bit of an i.t man i got a funny story about when i used to work it would put up to 15 decibels you guys are gonna you're just gonna [ __ ] yourselves when you hear how loud the [ __ ] is okay i think do you think the guy who made this game travel the entire usa order google maps it it definitely google maps that there's definitely some google maps or spring maps credit schlett twerk i don't twerk man what what if i twerked i'd crash the truck you guys want me to crash the truck do you guys want me to see you why you guys want to see me crash the truck is it too loud now it's surely not too loud we got a good car song up oh my god i'm putting the music up i'm sorry it's such a good song been watching the trucker streams in the background at my call center job and it really helps the time go by thanks for the content and the stories oh dude also the slot album is coming soon soon oh chillax bro yes send it to the po box absolutely we have packages i'm going to open up some packages later you guys got to remind me though because i'm not in a state of remembrance right now all i know is drive i worked so when i was in college i worked at an i.t call center on campus i used to work the phones like you donator like you kind stranger and i get calls every now and then you definitely do need [ __ ] to keep you busy and it was in that job that i discovered scott dawaz who become one of who became one of my favorite youtubers very quickly uh i binge all of his videos in a couple days working on that job oh i'm driving like a texan now i'm not even using my [ __ ] blinker [ __ ] it short shoulder but uh so there's a military base around here i guess we could try and see where it is i'm getting off topic because i took way too many shots way too early but um basically uh we get the calls and i was the i was the star employee and really this shouldn't be a story i'm telling on international women's day and the entire month of women celebrating women's accomplishments but basically i'll give you the gist they hired a bunch of computer science men to run it and then they also hired a bunch of like theater and and social studies and liberal arts women to also run it and there was a teacher who got so fed up with this is so bad dude there was a teacher who would call whenever he had a tech problem and the first thing he said the first thing this [ __ ] said every time he called was put me on the phone with a man i cannot even make that [ __ ] up and i was like my man what's up i was like what's up jerry good to see you again i'm not even kidding i'm not even kidding one of the girls that worked with me would pick up the phone and be like uh it's for you like if you hi it was a computer size position like we were fixing computers and [ __ ] i mean half the time to be fair it was like my my projector isn't going on and then it'd be like oh well you have well have you tried turning it off or like turning the power button on and they're like i did that and so once that once they be belligerent i'm like all right well i got to go over and i got to go over and fix the problem and so i go over and more than 50 of the time it was me pressing the power button on the computer and they were like oh but i tried that and i was like no you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't hit the button and that's why i that's why it went on when i hit it i tried not to be pretentious like that like karen but i certainly came up came across that way after like the fifth call of the day of some [ __ ] [ __ ] teacher not understanding how computers work god oh i hate old people this is why i speed this is why i do what i do this is why i'm driving 95 in a 50 000 pound vehicle hey boy hey i wanted to update you in the wiping while sitting or standing debate i just scrunch your toilet paper or fold it because people do both scrunch all of your content you make my days full of laughs and timeouts time out you are you are not telling me there are people who scrunch the toilet paper up into a ball before putting it in their ass time out scrunch show me the [ __ ] who scrunches their toilet paper and let me run them over at 88 miles per hour in my [ __ ] tanker you're kidding me this okay i'm going off the road there's no way there's no [ __ ] way that exists no i refuse to believe that my friend thank you lna for the 20 my friend i i i don't i don't i don't subscribe to the notion that those people exist like it just doesn't exist i absolutely fold them up i fold the toilet paper i try and fold it as many times as you can but you guys saw a hydraulic press video where the dude tries to fold it six times like you can't fold it six times i gotta charge twenty six hundred dollars [ __ ] [Music] this isn't funny stop laughing at me i'm gonna go five over and not a not a digit over five i'm putting in cruise control we're not we're not getting any more fines i'm trying to break even on this trip at least how are people no guys you are not telling me that there are folders i'm sorry scrunchers you're not telling me there are scrunchers in this chat i'm all over the [ __ ] road right now there's a cop right behind me too that's the funny part final go slower i'll go slower i'll do it for you man i'll do it for you no scrunches exist no i'm sorry no scrunches exist not a thing that happens sorry it's not sue me this is a great song my friend is a scruncher how do you know how do you know that your friend is a scruncher what do you have these conversations dude the whole point of that stand and sit and fold and scrunch conversation is that no one knows the other half exists and i guess i'll break the ice for for some of you right now who uh who want to know oh sorry i'm on my phone i gotta fix them uh i'll break the ice right now there's a whole sect of people there's a whole sect of people that uh that [ __ ] that i'm sorry that stand up they get completely raised off the ball full height to wipe their ass in the toilet after they do a little shitty and i just i cannot believe that that is a thing that exists yeah right and it's like and dude when you get down to the nitty-gritty it's like 50 50. it's like 50 50. can we do a poll right now in the chat hold on let me pull up the twitch chat because i don't read you [ __ ] idiots i'm just kidding cheddar you know it doesn't show the polls so let me figure this out all right let's do a poll right now everybody what are we feeling [Music] okay so we got 77 folders right now after this pose over we're gonna do another one and we're gonna ask do you guys sit or stand while you wipe your ass and i guarantee you guys the results will shock you shock with this i am completely out of chaser for my jack daniels uh and so i just have to start drinking more of it i think because i'm thirsty wait why is my cruise control working surely i get another good song give me something else you know what i want to listen to no i'm sorry i want to listen to zanzibar by billy where is it it's a great [ __ ] song hey the queue and now we're in it i'm sorry i'm blasting it i'm blasting it [ __ ] the mca if i get banned i get banned i'm a youtuber what do you want i make a video saying i got banned i come back 100 000 people watching me it's a win-win you think about it it's a win-win oh i'm getting tired all right i got to get off at a rest stop next next exit next exit you guys got it you got to remind me get off at a rest stop and start sleeping because i need to sleep all right 76 percent of the chat is folders i i respect that i really do oh i gotta pull in for a weight inspection anyways okay let me do this sure let's go 30 miles per hour on the highway dude let's go 30. no dude let's go 20. let's go [ __ ] 20 miles per hour on the highway i will [ __ ] ram the vacuum and kill the entire family inside sorry i cannot deal what [Music] what the [ __ ] was that all right after i weigh i'm pulling to the into the uh sleep station we're gonna do some damage vehicle usage violation i pulled in to get myself fined i'm getting cocked tonight this is ridiculous give me the [ __ ] out of here am i driving in california right now [Applause] all right to get to second base mods we have uh we have a bunch of tts can we prove some scrunchers are humans too all right listen we got another poll going on right now sitter stander look at this standers standers riddle me this all right can you [ __ ] believe that 22 of the population stands to wipe their ass completely raise themselves off the ball i genuinely do not understand it you people should be do you think there are your doors always go fight i'm sorry you should be drafted right now the first inventions of mankind but every apartment complex must have won hundreds of doors that is an interesting question do you think there are more doors or wheels in the world chad what do we think [ __ ] that's a great [ __ ] question i genuinely do not know my my gut says wheels because we got all these cars but everyone's got multiple doors in their house like think about it no but you're not considering like other other things other than cars that have wheels in them i think you have to consider that but like let me think about what other [ __ ] has wheels in my house i get naked every time i poop i just cannot poop with clothes on you are [ __ ] weird i'll i'll strip down once in a while and i'll have a great time but i'm sorry sometimes i'm just not in the mood to take all my clothes off to do a big stinky [ __ ] i'm sorry it's not in the cards for me most of the time i'm going on the shoulder for this and you know what sorry dude go [ __ ] yourself i don't care about the detour i'm going right through billy billy joel's telling me to go right through and you know what who am i to say no scrunch and stand wait here's a question do you finger your ass to make sure it's all clean while wiping what the [ __ ] is wrong with you what the [ __ ] is wrong with you actual criminal listen oh is it my fault for trying to do this thing efficiently i got 685 miles left on the [ __ ] trip i'm not going for a 50-mile detour and my own [ __ ] to worry about there was nothing on the road anyways there's no problem i'm not putting anyone in harm go [ __ ] yourself i listen i think you know what i'll say i'll say i think there are more doors than wheels [Music] what else has wheels besides cars in my house i'm trying to think and honestly i cannot think about it and i i i cannot imagine another thing in my house that's got wheels what the [ __ ] else is really like me like my scooter my [ __ ] scooter no this is new york driving my friend i'm doing new york chairs have wheels oh my god you're right wait hold on holy [ __ ] you're right hold on one two three five [Music] wheels oh dude there's more wheels no i'm sorry there's more wheels [Music] there's more wheels and doors on this planet there are there are more wheels no i see it i see it now i 100 see it now this chair this [ __ ] chair has more wheels than i have hybrid guy more more doors than i have sandwiched that's not true but i've had two chairs and a card that we're good obi keeps trying to steal mine have a nice stream hi big guy how do you feel about sub sandwiches my red bastard orange tabby obi keeps trying to steal mine have a nice stream dude you just gotta feed him just feed him more [ __ ] oh sorry phone phone time [Music] my jam boat tried eating a lot tried eating a lot but uh once i started defeating him more after that magnet incident he stopped just feed him more man get a get a nice fat cat i'm sorry get a nice fat cat it's funny too you got a little garfield it's funny it's funny is it shot time is it nickel shot night do you remember sonic and no he's not something you made in jack box schlannick [ __ ] no i don't think i do it's not so mad at jack likes i don't know date again when i was a little boy i know a standard but i have since changed my ways as i progress into adulthood and as a proud australian man i can confidently say a lot of people here scrunch no cap how many [ __ ] australians scrunch please pull in for a weight inspection i'm sorry i'm gonna get charged 500 bucks again i'm not going through i'm not going through it's going to charge me 500 bucks sorry what's the fine if i skip the weight inspection i'm not stopping it i'm not stopping my truck you're gonna charge me 500 bucks again oh oh i didn't pull in i'm so sorry oh still [ __ ] driving 600 miles left oh no fine oh 700 okay maybe i should play next time awkward all right i i understand love you big daddy scholage keep up the good work holy [ __ ] link 150 dollars to someone who most likely has more money than you dude unnecessary the texas speech would have read for 15 bucks i'm telling you you didn't need to do that but i appreciate it and i'll take it and i won't pay my mods and you know what you know for 150 bucks link i'll take a little shot for you that is way more than a shot am i in oncoming traffic don't good let's do it boys how are we feeling one more if you're following all you're following along i'll do one more i mean many more cheney thank you so much for the five gifties dude if you're gifting subs don't do it on my own do it on this one because i get more money per sub twitch loves me i love this song elton john detective friend we're literally using a wheel right now [Music] oh my god you're right you're right i'm literally using a wheel right now dude all right you got me you got me there are definitely more wheels than doors on this planet 100 is texas speech too low still but cars have four doors as well yeah but cars are four tires so it doesn't really matter i think there's more oh [ __ ] no no there's there's definitely more chairs people think there are more wheels than doors dude i don't know what to think i i don't know what you want me to think anymore man i settled on doors and then i got convinced the wheels but now you're trying to pull me the other way again you're right cars do have four four doors some of them have more but also some cars have more than that i see a lot of cars in texas a lot of dudes with small pee-pee small [ __ ] three three and a half two and a half one and a half is small anything other than that i think that's average one and a half inch dick men with with like six wheels at least on their dodge ram pickup trucks i'm sorry what do you want from me i i genuinely don't know the answer to this question okay semi trucks have 18 wheels i got a lot of wheels on me right now suitcases have four wheels oh oh yeah i have suitcases [Music] time out no no no time out time out no no no no no no we're solving this right now everyone has a [ __ ] kitchen every [ __ ] pull out cabinet every dishwasher has trays with wheels on i'm sorry they all work with wheels miss jeff thanks for the 10 gifties man i'm sorry there are more wheels and this is this is non-negotiable at this point non-negotiable shopping carts exactly that's what i'm saying more wheels absolutely positively more wheels end of discussion trains yeah yo cranios how you doing man chris we gotta hang bro i'm telling you i i've been so busy i just finished moving in like we're all set up [Music] now i got time [Music] let's do another tts let's go let's go baby hit me with it i'm going in cruise control i'm not getting another speeding ticket we're 500 miles out we're good shrek if you want to stick out opinion on the name corey shall i give your honest-to-god opinion on the name corey with a k miss again miss jeff thank you so much man i listen i will i gen generally will not trust a man whose name is corey with a k i'm all over the road right now i bit iron man thank you for the gift it subs man is that just me corey with a k corey 2012 i'm telling you i saw that video the day corny the day coney 2012 came out i was [ __ ] i had it on my folder i had my binder i made a little thing on my backpack that said coney 2012 i was so i was so into this cause in the sixth grade and then the dude got caught jerking off in public and i i removed all that [ __ ] immediately great [ __ ] song boise idaho boys we're in boise now let's call us for another shot what are we at now i'm not even keeping track are there more wheels or trees are there more wheels or trees i was planning on asking out this girl named caitlyn tomorrow i've liked her for a long time but i'm afraid i'm gonna get friend-zoned do you have any advice do it thank you for all the memories do it grip it and rip it stop being a [ __ ] if she says no she says no then you can stop caring about her steering wheel cars have six wheels four four plus spare plus steering wheel you're right ben you're right i'm sorry no there there are absolutely more wheels absolutely miss miss again dude you're killing me appreciate it man chloe okay but do you think there are more strands of hair or blades of grass in the world i'm going crazy i'm damaging my car like there's no tomorrow blaze of grass absolutely has cupboards with doors rooms with doors cars have trunk doors drawer doors the door to hell the door that my scout master locked when he trapped me in the tent you know what there might be more there might be more doors and wheels i'm sorry everybody i i'm switching sides there are more doors there are more doors than wheels in the world yep so i don't make the rules i don't make the rules what do you want from me dude i need to hire an assistant so she can bring me a [ __ ] drink right now because i cannot keep drinking this tennessee honey i'm so thirsty i'm so thirsty no i'm sorry there's more doors and wheels you're right the cars have number yet the car is that number you think of it the glove box that's technically a door when you think about it there's little compartments everywhere yeah no no you're right you're right no there's more doors there's more doors brand b holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude bren b 11 20. tier one for 28 months more doors for sure also it's been a [ __ ] minute since i've caught you alive dude you oh man you have no idea how happy it makes me to hear your name my friend bren v anyone remember bren b from the s p live dance [ __ ] me dude lori drivers there that lori driving knows what the [ __ ] i'm talking about we're in ontario are we going to the trucker protest right now why are we in ontario is the game having us go up there should i be honking my horn and making a [ __ ] oh wait no oregon oh we're in oregon we're just in ontario oregon that's fine we're good no we're fine we're fine don't worry about it no i'm sorry there are more no i'm sorry yeah brenda you're right everyone's right everyone who's yeah yeah i know more doors than wheels more doors than wheels absolutely more doors than wheels hundred percent no you're wrong you're wrong because technically i mean what is a door how does a door work is a dishwasher door that's technical how do we define door i think that's the main question right drawers are not okay i i wouldn't call a drawer that you pull straight out a door but i would call a dishwasher a door because it has one hinge that it opens across that's the main axis right i'm just saying man there's a lot more doors than you probably think and you know what i've been convinced i'm in the camp of uh the more doors i don't like this song i'm sorry oh my goodness you're kidding me boys we got 400 miles left in this trip we need some good music i'm all over the place can you tell can you tell i'm driving under the influence whoa thank you my glib for the four gifties appreciate it everybody guys if you're watching right now and your parents or you have an amazon amazon prime subscription it's so easy it's so easy especially if you want to stick it to amazon jeff bezos you know [ __ ] it hit that purple subscribe button hit that subscribe for free with prime it's so easy hit it you can do it for free once a month if you have amazon prime and look look you just charged you literally it's so easy you literally charge amazon three dollars fifty cents today is my friend avery's birthday i don't care she's going through a tough time and watches you all the time that's awkward happy birthday avery it's so easy guys hit that purple subscribe button subscribe for free oh oh he didn't charge us so oh that's huge wheels or windows i hold on timeout wheels or windows i think this is easy windows think about how many doors are in a skyscraper exactly and when you think about that it gets so much easier to rationalize how many windows there are because there's so many more than than there are doors like it's just a no-brainer for me it's just a no-brainer for me there's so many more doors and there's so many more windows than there are wheels in the world i'm sorry it's such an easy it's such an easy answer at this point sorry show me don't conveyor belts have a ton of wheels oh yeah one [ __ ] thing dude congrats you found one thing that only a few factories have in them go [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] you i'm i'm all on team doors now i'm sorry i'm all on team doors team doors nope team doors [Music] hot wheels think about how many toy cars there are wait wait i just made a case for the other side no there's still more doors there's some more doors [ __ ] you [Music] that's all i'm saying listen guys can i pull over real quick and go for a quick piss doors hang on hinges which are technically a type of wheel so [ __ ] you no that is the most [ __ ] thing i've ever heard doors hang on hinges hinges are not wheels [Music] since when is a hinge had 360 degree motion you're so [ __ ] stupid and you're just making me think that all these real people are just are just honestly they're honestly delusional okay this is the kind of mental gymnastics it's taking for you to think that there are more wheels and doors on the planet and they're simply not i'm sorry you're wrong you're wrong go [ __ ] yourself suck my fat [ __ ] i'm not into i'm not in denial listen i would gladly all right get much bang that guy no one's sucking my dick please i couldn't even get hard it would be embarrassing [ __ ] is this song by the doors no listen i will say the doors is a great band [Laughter] you know what no [ __ ] i'm putting on the doors i'm putting on riders on the storm [Music] oh and we're listening to the whole thing even that rainy interlude we're listening to it i'm telling you i'm telling you this is how we do it i'm on the grass what's the name of this playlist on your spotify thank you alex it is literally the road trip radio classic road trip a doorknob is literally a wheel no no no you are [ __ ] stupid i'm sorry the wheel listen these wheel people are making themselves look so absolutely stupid wheels have to turn and turn and turn and turn and turn i'm sorry they just don't do that what doorknob turns 360 degrees you're ridiculous you are ridiculous oh [ __ ] [Music] [Music] hey it's me dry and please do more crime hey it's me dream please do more crime thanks dr thanks man you know what i'm gonna take this opportunity i'm putting the thing in park and uh i'm gonna go go to the bathroom real quick real quick just real quick guys take a look play that little game where you count how many funny cars there are or something or how many purple cars or some [ __ ] play it i don't care listen to the doors too contemplate on how wrong you are that there are more [ __ ] wheels and doors on this planet i'm sorry you're wrong you're just wrong i'm going i'm out i'm out how we doing how we doing guys did you guys reach his [ __ ] senses about the this whole debate it's so ridiculous it's so ridiculous i'm sorry there's there's no way there's no there's no logical way there are more more wheels and doors show me show me start a court case and show me over this problem i will fight it in court i won't i won't i will settle we gotta weigh ourselves because it's somehow less expensive [Music] okay this is [ __ ] ridiculous that you baku's on appreciate that my friend this is [ __ ] ridiculous did i not get this truck towed to the service station and did i not repair it fully am i stupid did i get hit again i didn't service it i did service it i'm a [ __ ] driver okay that's awesome thanks for the two thousand bits saying psycho gmo's cage has a door and a toilet lid could also be considered a door you're right you're right there are a lot more doors than you might think a lot more doors than you might think this is awesome i love being a i love being a door guy you know what i got i got some opinion is invalid lego makes approximately 306 million wheels a year okay that's a fair point maybe i'm a wheel guy wheels if we're going by 360 degrees of rotation okay maybe i'm a wheel guy no you know what no you are stupid if you think there are more doors than wheels on this planet i just don't think it's the case cause think about it just popped into my mind bearings lego [Music] no i'm convinced you guys got me this dlc is so good look at how [ __ ] scenic this path is there is a test on the road i hope it combusts and dies i hope the autopilot forces it off the road and kills the entire fin dude are you [ __ ] kidding me do you not see me in the right lane if spy party taught me anything oh you [ __ ] kick to this argument is wheels baby [Music] [Music] [Music] see jambo's a wheel guy jimbo's a wheel guy right jambo guys jimbo show him how your wound has healed look at this look he's doing so well john we're doing so good jimbo's so tired right now look at him look at jambo so sleepy sleepy jambo sleepy jambo so tired zebra thanks for 1000 bits the truck you're driving has two doors and 18 wheels no you're right you're right if spy party taught me anything is that the only winner the only winner of this argument is wheels baby let's [ __ ] go jim but don't be afraid i'm just drinking tonight [Music] it's the drunk crashers he says [ __ ] you zack jimbo you want to say anything to people watching at home [Music] you want to say anything to the people watching at home [Music] all right oh now oh no i'm sorry now you want to say something come on big guy i'm going to show you jambo's favorite spot he was sleeping somewhere else but uh his favorite spot is really this like heating pad he's got so i got a window right here right i had a window right there i don't know why i said that twice there you can literally see them either way he's got this perch and he's had it since uh the last place i moved into everyone hide was something wrong listen chambo loves this because not only is it a perch and he can watch outdoors it's heated it's got a heating pad and i don't know if you can see it's plugged into the wall right now jambo's wound is a door okay i don't know if we'd i don't know if we want to stretch the definition of a door too far but uh my guy is pretty much fully recovered he's been uh he's been chilling he's been exploring this new house i got and uh he's been having a good time look at him [Music] look i'm gonna listen i'm gonna bring him up real close you guys get to get to have a one-on-one jambo [Music] me [Music] all right i'm gonna put him down [Music] i guarantee he's not gonna move from the spot because it is so warm and nice it is just so warm and nice [Music] thanks saint psycho chamber isn't a fan of doors from what i've seen they seem to mesmerize him jambo listen jambo's a door guy i'm a wheel guy it's fine to have these differences that is really loud i gotta have this thing towed again donut we got a tug i got some ice cream in front of me he says doors while driving something with 16 wheels and two doors bro i'm on your side i'm literally on your side and i have not been on any other side but personally i think it should be drip or drone i know a lot about drones i know you know a lot about drones obama google kunduz you know all about that hospital present press n for air horn wait are you serious are you being cereal right now [Music] hold on this is so much better than the [ __ ] [ __ ] i was using [Music] for the jambo dad instead of wondering whether or not jambo is still there yes he [ __ ] loves that spot it is so warm for him he just sits whenever you plop him down on there he just stays there sorry got to do a little transfer of the ice cream oh [Music] some good [ __ ] i'm telling you were we listening to music i'm so i'm so forgetful these days put some jack in that ice cream dude that's not a bad idea however it is i hope you have truck nuts on the dating wheeler slot is the p.o box still open yes i'm close by and want to give you a package absolutely don't forget that lego is the largest producer of wheels in the world sorry this month's prime went to big moist oh good avocado don't you sweat it my friend just next time jinx meet up when probably never to be honest even though jambo is very cool around other cats he here's what happens when jambo meets another cat he aggresses them he he he is so chill like he'll never hiss he'll never hiss at anything or or like be angry but he will he will he will like he'll like run up he'll stalk and then he'll run up to other cats and just see how they react and oftentimes it's they're gay they get [ __ ] scared and they start hissing at him and he's like what the [ __ ] did i do that's just how he works when he makes his cats came over he was [ __ ] he was all over them they would hide it was so funny that baltimore's cats would hide under x-men's couch when mace was visiting and uh they couldn't even fit under the couch like they would squeeze themselves you'd see their ass like the ass the cat would get stuck and then their two feet would like like try and desperately get under the couch he takes after me oh that's cute [Music] yeah i test people i here's what i do at late at night at the subway station in new york city i used to run up really quickly to any woman i saw [Music] let's keep driving wait i didn't repair the truck [Music] we're repairing it everybody i used to do it listen gender neutral i used to do it to anybody i used to test them you know [Music] i tested them i just listen i'm 6'3 i'm huge i'm [ __ ] 400 pounds right like people are just generally scared of me and uh i'm going the wrong way hold on we'll fix this [Music] not during women's month i'm sorry i'm sorry i said that it's totally true though i didn't i didn't i was i was always very polite ice cream or biden might find his way in your room might want to hide that ice cream listen if biden found his way into my room bide would not leave i'm telling you that right now and that's not a threat and that's because we would have such a good time together [Music] the trailer is 31 damaged that is crazy i'm not gonna get any money for this ah all right listen we'll get back on the highway we got 200 miles left and then we'll figure out what to do my cargo is damaged i know the [ __ ] cargo's damaged wait that was you at the subway scared the jesus out of me man [Laughter] yeah excuse me [Music] yeah nick how you doing bro i'm legit 7-1 and i'm so much younger than you think about how many people you could scare on the subway [ __ ] it we're blowing it oh i i [ __ ] up a [ __ ] fire truck that is the worst thing ever man i'm so sorry i gotta get out of here i gotta get out of here man i gotta get the [ __ ] out of here dude let me leave please i'm in neutral they're trying to fix a fire yo nick your base bro let me tell you that you are you are so based billion windows to the soul i have no idea what that means are we doing a poll what are we doing a poll on oh man this ice cream is so good i feel like i take another shot seagulls have to be in your room before you become suspicious something is going on i would personally say three dude one one have any seagulls i'm nowhere near the beach one and the answer is one for most people [Music] i'm not replacing the wheels i'm doing fine i'm putting it in cruise control and i'm driving sent to the wheel man i gotta take another sip of ice cream does he crash why are we doing predictions about that man i'd be like all right well a seagull is pretty cool i probably [ __ ] with it a little bit i grab by like the leg swing it around like a lasso and then throw it like a painting or something i don't know i'd be like why the [ __ ] are you here i gotta get i gotta exit it's where my lights on sun is setting my friends check engine no listen we're almost done with the trip okay it's not even going to ask me to let me slow down there's a fella on the road he pulled over a wrangler he's got better things to deal with oh man engine malfunction oh god my engine is now [ __ ] up this is awesome [Music] i need to do another inspection this is [ __ ] me up man why do i have to do inspections every other second fine if it's over 700 i'm not i'm literally not that explore the content helps distract me from the voices waiting for the delivery of my jumbo plush to the white house also from all of us the democratic party we are excited to see what you have planned for the royal family something really cool let me tell you and it's gonna happen in two days 500 bucks fine i don't care i go back on the road i got somewhere to be i'm driving to idaho guys come on cut me some slack i'm in boise right now all right you think i'm doing anything terrible no probably just doing like heroin or something what are they doing i know they do opioids everywhere to be fair potatoes potatoes and what else phil collins damn you know what i'm sorry there's a much better phil collins song i'd rather listen to it right now is that that's not even phil collins i'm stupid it sounded like him you know what i maybe thought of something timeout you're kidding me right now you are kidding me right now i'm blasting it boys i hope you don't mind [Music] surely hey surely another shot it's nickel shot night oh i'm pouring it right now and driving at the same time oh perfect hey bombs away boys we're gonna be dead in 30 days anyways there's [ __ ] going on i have a very difficult time swallowing regular shots my mouth is very petite what what happened what did i say what did i say whatever it's not apple juice i'm telling you i have the [ __ ] bottle right here engine malfunction it's fine there's like a hundred miles left we're gonna do it fine this is such good [ __ ] music i can't this is one of the best songs ever made [Music] [Music] and you know what boys i'm on the road right now it's late at night and you know what i'm saying [Music] i'm only seeing wheels right oh [ __ ] i'm gonna [ __ ] oh oh i'm only seeing wheels boys only wheels and that's why i am team wheels over and out i've always been team wheels baby [Music] ah 100 miles left to go yakima i literally just discovered yakima is yakima not that weird family for my carly that's where they lived i do not want to be here i'm going straight on through that was a crash i'll give it to you that was a crash i did i did [ __ ] up i hit the vehicle to the right of me i know we're betting tonight oh [ __ ] i gotta get out oh jesus oh this is awkward what is this did i go the wrong way [Laughter] i must have [ __ ] i'm sorry all right best song ever made oh [Music] i have no idea why i did that i thought it would get me up on the highway [Music] we can't even go under reverse i'm so sorry everybody i got to follow the gps is there more human fingers than wheels are there more human fingers than wheels no no there's more wheels man definitely more wheels i'm in neutral hi schlotz smile hey what's up tuna damn we had to go into yakima to solve this problem this sucks listen this whole discussion is making me really like i'm just questioning [ __ ] 70 billion who the [ __ ] said there were 70 billion people on the planet oh wait wait no i get it 70 billion fingers you know what that you know what i agree there are more fingers and wheels on this planet please go you [ __ ] idiot why are we stopped red light i don't get it some doors remain closed forever while the wheels keep on spinning welcome home to team wheels brother exactly dude i'm team wheels all the way his boy red light i'm going crazy i'm going crazy [Music] all righty we're getting back on the road boys this is what's all about [Music] ah we're in yakima 110 miles left in this trip i'm hoping we really could just oh we gotta sleep again don't we we gotta sleep next time we get to a rest stop we gotta sleep then we'll do some daytime driving to the rest of the goal all right sound good hauling oats dude this is the elden ring final boss right daryl oates and john hall whatever the [ __ ] i'm a scientist sorry [ __ ] you there's not even a cop at the intersection spikes cars can openers power tools electric toothbrushes vacuum cleaners there are more wheels there are no wheels in a [ __ ] electric toothbrush you are so stupid if you think there's a wheel and an electric toothbrush you're so dumb i'm going to eat them clo washington you're right we will never know we will never truly know all right i'm sleeping we're sleeping we're skipping the day [Music] going backwards will i jackknife this thing i think the answer is yes i will but the question is can i recover it and the answer is also yes you guys are sleeping on me i'm the best truck driver that ever existed we're going back on this road and we're going fast and we're fixing this [ __ ] we're completing this job i'm telling you i'm in neutral every like dude half the time i'm in neutral i don't even realize it and you know what y'all know something jambo still there still sleep i don't want to get a 900 red light ticket has anybody ever gotten a ticket for going through a red light and if so how much should it cost because i guarantee you it's not 900 200 400 not a thousand dollars you're kidding me i've only gotten pulled over once actually that's not true i've been pulled over twice um the first time they let me off for whatever reason uh i i went through the uh i went through the stop sign of a school bus apparently i didn't even notice the school bus and the there was an undercover cop that came and pulled me over and he let me off with a warning for some reason maybe because i was i was looking extra extra like [ __ ] that day um but then yeah i got pulled over in a lamborghini and then they charged me 300 for going six miles per hour over the speed limit so that's awesome i guess i got it because i'm white honestly you're probably right oh good song ah [ __ ] it one more shot how long have i been streaming for it's been a minute hasn't it hey one more boys you following along one more do it your [ __ ] getting back on the highway we're gonna finish this out once and for all [ __ ] yakima i'm never coming back here you going to vidcon [Music] there was almost no shot okay guys i hate to break this too if the question is ever will i go to a convention the answer is almost always no i [ __ ] hate conventions i hate being around you [ __ ] and uh i even if i did go i'd rather just hang with my friends outside of the convention so good luck seeing me you're never going to and that's that i'm sorry i hang out with my friends not you [Music] so question what does it want me to do here am i supposed to why is the gps show me two different ways i can go i guess i'm going right into nachos [Music] i'm going to nachos boys yeah no the first convention i went to twitchcon 2019 was the worst time of my life i was so nervous uh and uh i can't tell who's worse you driving the semi and crashing repeatedly or me crashing my car once into the curve after it snowed causing almost four thousand dollars in damages well dude it happens i had the same exact thing happen to me uh it was it was snowing real hard i was driving home from work at the job i made five dollars an hour at yes you guessed it the deli and uh i started skidding at the red light and there's a car waiting at the light in front of me and uh i thought quick i like i had a real quick thinking moment where i was like [ __ ] i have to swerve and so i swerved into the curb and i got a flat tire it it really hurt going up there it was not comfortable one bit but i'd rather do that and lose a tire and have to pay for that and pay for the damages myself then uh then pay for someone else's because once that insurance knows that you got into an accident that's when you're [ __ ] that's when you're absolutely [ __ ] and you don't want it you don't ever want to tell insurance to get into an accident listen even though you pay that insurance premium every month even if you get into an accident the best thing you do is probably just working it out yourself with cash because then for the rest of your life you're paying that extra money every single month to the insurance company because they don't trust you anymore sorry let's go let's listen to prince trailer damage 40 i have [ __ ] this vehicle up i'm not gonna get any money for this delivery but you got to admit this is some scenic [ __ ] we're driving through right now if this is the rest of the drive i have no problem stream as soon as i saw you were live you beauty thank you touchy joe you're making the right choice thanks for thanks for ditching me thanks for ditching ludwig for me appreciate that this road is beautiful and let me tell you something the entirety of the base american truck simulator game is boring as [ __ ] it's only that highway are we going into a mountain tunnel right now dude you gotta buy the dlc for this game if you're if you're playing it i'm telling you right now this is so beautiful hold on oh look at that [ __ ] i'm damaging my i'm damaging my truck more looking at the scenery it's so nice though i'm telling you man you got to get dlc if you're looking to play this game if it like and enjoy it hope you guys are having a good day thanks all for tuning in i appreciate that big time we're just having some good times playing some uh american truck driver simulator we're having some good discussions you guys can send a uh message through the tts and we can listen to it you can choose what voice you want all that description is in the panel when you win when you when you when i when we think you is cool when you win when when you win when you win i think when we think when i win win win exactly what i was saying so basically you could send a text-to-speech message through the bot and uh good song you look at the panel below also if you got twitch prime just hit that purple subscribe button even if you're watching the vod right now go over to twitch tv slash stream so how are you doing good i'm doing fantastic mister i'm pretty uh drunk right now i'm doing fine and look you go to that button you hit that purple subscribe button if you have amazon prime if you pay every year for that amazon prime subscription for that two-day shipping even if your parents have it log in with it connect the account and subscribe to my channel for free you can do once a month for free and it costs amazon two to three dollars a month when you do this it's fantastic it really is i'm going into oncoming traffic to pass this [ __ ] that's not good we're fine going into it again you guys are asking what music i'm listening to this is the classic road trip songs playlist on spotify this is not my playlist although i am thinking of switching to it would you like me to i could i am looking you know what got into an accident on the interstate a long time ago that was my fault but they couldn't penalize my insurance since they didn't call the cops absolutely that's what you got to do make sure they don't call it cops if i could have done it myself i would have because i do stuff like this as a hobby but it could drive more than five feet also it damaged my subframe so yeah plus it's a newer car happy to chat big guy thanks mood trademark listen you guys ever get into an accident sleazy tips from schlatt you ever get into an accident what you do not say the first thing turns out i live only an hour from the p.o box reflecting on the cookie tier list should i drop off some of my dad's homemade cookies or will they go stale they will go stale they will absolutely go stale i still have to open up [ __ ] ton of boxes like 100 things i have to unbox um so sleazy tip from your buddy schlatt you ever get into an accident whether or not it is your fault the first thing you say is no what the [ __ ] is that a dirt path i have to turn down the first thing you say is not i am sorry you never say i am sorry that is admission of guilt my friend you will you will go to jail you will get f i'm gonna [ __ ] die i'm gonna [ __ ] die what am i supposed to do never say i'm sorry when you get out of that car even if it's your fault [ __ ] stop you're [ __ ] kidding me i can't even go up the hill [ __ ] turn [ __ ] turn i'm jackknifed oh i'm so drunk [ __ ] you why is there a cop right there okay go guys please go so i can complete the left turn oh you're not charging him you're not charging him go oh my god go go stop stop stop it's having me go down a dirt path jesus [ __ ] christ god i have a [ __ ] aneurysm i'm in neutral somehow again i'm in neutral jesus christ man you watching nba no i don't exactly the last thing you want to do even if you hit the car is admit guilt my parents have been in this crazy lawsuit about [ __ ] like you know the lady came out she was like oh you actually hurt my neck she was fine [ __ ] [ __ ] on the road man there's never a guilt never listen if you get hit and you know it's their fault then you're like oh you guys you you [ __ ] hit my neck and i'm i'm so ill that's when you do that that's when you pull that [ __ ] we're done i i i'm gonna in a hurry i'm in a hurry i'm done with this job how much money we get we gotta find forty thousand dollars why do you hate conventions also that shot you did was weak [ __ ] you i'm not gonna do another listen i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm not taking shots to to your liking i said my mouth was petite i have to try really hard to get a shots worth of alcohol in my mouth i'm wondering because i started out i started this job at like 320 000. you guys remember that you guys remember that how much money do i have now 330. great so i accepted a 40 000 job or more and i only made out with 10 of it this is so awesome i really love this game i'm really having a great time my mouth is petite it cannot fit a full shot's worth of alcohol i have to keep it in my in my throat i have to take two swallows i'm just saying i have to we're gonna do another job all right we're gonna do another job we're gonna take a really light piece of cargo because i'd rather not have all this trouble again 95 000 it wants me to take a train great so guys question for you do i do i haul a train across the road i think the answer is no no i think the answer is don't say yes to this don't say yes to this i think the answer is absolutely positively no i do not take a [ __ ] train across the road [ __ ] i have to take the train it's 66 000 and i'll try my best not to get fined i'll put on my best face [Music] hey listen until this job is ready to go i'm gonna go piss again because i've been drinking a lot have a jambo kim [Music] [Music] yeah that's right [Music] yo shout out guys to me uh i'm currently trending like number four on uh on worldwide trending for uh my video by jambo who is completely fine now but i click baited it to say that he was sick because he was but now he's not so please uh please say congratulations uh for me you pause the music oh good song kokomo by the beach boys fantastic jimbo [Music] dude jambo loves me so much wait you can't hear me where's my mic hello you can absolutely hear me go [ __ ] yourselves you try to trick me i i know i didn't do anything shut the [ __ ] up [Music] [Music] jambo is never annoyed you could do whatever the [ __ ] you want to jambo and he will just chill come on [Music] [Music] he's fine he's fine i didn't drop the cat he fell jimbo's fine i've known i i listen i throw jambo around all the time a lility moment you can't you can't pull that on me man [Music] that is not a lenny moment come on now [Music] listen listen to me right now worst things have happened to jambo i watched this dude today today the dude literally where am i going do i even have a job right now oh yeah i took the train i literally watched this guy try and make a jump and fail he missed the jump and he [ __ ] hit his head on the dresser and he fell off and he tried to play it like he didn't just you know just completely royally screw up i'm in neutral again why am i neutral do i not remember how to drive sorry music's a little loud listen jambo is the biggest trooper ever if you don't think jambo can survive like being roughed up a little bit jimbo lives off of being roughed up how am i supposed to get out of here okay it's still left a little more i'm in neutral again how the [ __ ] am i in neutral [Music] james got like 30 lives dude jim was all right gemma loves me i love jambo we're having a good time together everybody loves jambo george not found would suck at this game going on my first date on saturday any more wisdom you can drop any more date wisdom no absolutely not i have no idea how to do dates you think i know how to do dates why are you coming to me all i know is that it's not worth like contemplating or whether or not you you should ask a girl out that you like why am i neutral again why does it switch to neutral it just doesn't make sense to not ask them because if you ask them and they say yes then it's a big move for you you're having a great time if they say no then they were never going to say yes to begin with right and then you can move on you stop worrying women aren't worth the change no listen i'm not saying women are worth it some women are absolutely worth it what i'm saying is like you know you you know what you're worth right so if you ask the girl and she says no then then she probably wasn't worth it to begin with right like she's not you she's not your girl so go for it i'm not denying though listen i'm not denying that like high school and middle school even if you're a middle schooler watching my [ __ ] like i'm not denying that if you ask someone out at that age and they say no it's not like it's not a zero-sum game right like you probably gonna take a hit to the ego if you were like me and you were an [ __ ] back in middle school you screenshotted it and then you know like you get sent around the group chats do it in person there's some [ __ ] like do it in person first of all that's the first thing you know i was toxic back in middle school but i realized i was an [ __ ] listen if you're worried about it [ __ ] it wait till college right that's that's some advice i give to a lot of people like just wait till college because everyone's got their own [ __ ] everyone's got their own [ __ ] they're worried about so don't even worry about it no one cares about what happens in college they all got their own [ __ ] to deal with shot you're still an [ __ ] you're right you're right that's the funny part i'm still an [ __ ] awkward yeah we're talking about middle school dude that was so long ago when was i in middle school also what the [ __ ] is the left me is this corn awkward i want to get the [ __ ] out of this state i'm skipping this one sorry guys oh good song they're not growing weed boys it's corn or something i'm in idaho or some [ __ ] hmm [Music] somehow this stream isn't as bad as when i hit a parked car on the side of the road going 35 miles per hour i walked away with an injured neck but no ticket my car was totaled when i hit a parked car on the side of the road going 35 miles per hour you walked away with no ticket dude failed to stop at the weight station i'm gonna [ __ ] die i'm just gonna die i'm gonna wither away and die after this trip we're done after this trip we got 100 miles to go on that set dude so basically cedar you admitted to a hit and run incident you you admitted to a hit and run on my stream thank you yeah your ip address has been logged and we are sending this to the authorities stat you're either going to jail or brazil my friend you probably don't want either the trucks listen to this guy he says do trucks not have lane assistance that keep you in lane it's all me bro it's on me i don't need computers i need that spacex [ __ ] [ __ ] you truckers truckers make up like a third of the population's jobs what do you think we need computers to solve this [ __ ] we're doing fine yo johnny boss what's going on johnny buzz i'm so drunk we got 100 miles to go though no no listen the cops did come but it wasn't my fault haha they had their car parked way too far out from the curb plus i was like [ __ ] you 16 when it happened lol not listen to cops sitcom but it wasn't my fault they had their car parked way too far out all right that's fair it's not your fault then don't even worry about it [Music] don't even worry about it ah thank you guys so much for all the subs all the viewers all the support guys you hit that you hit that purple subscribe button you subscribe for free with amazon prime you do it for free what man i love the little boop dupe sound in the background i love lemon demon i love neil i love everything he does man popper pop up hop hop potter pot potter puppet pals love that [ __ ] i'm so drunk just going i got to finish this truck i got this trip i'm not wasted no i'm not guys hit that purple subscribe button hit that purple subscribe button it's free if you have amazon prime you pay listen once a month you get to subscribe to your favorite person on twitch and that purse is obviously me so hit that hit that button cost him like three bucks a pop if you do it i'm [ __ ] stupid i'm stupid i'm hitting other cars as i go okay so answer me this loremasters is eileen's name the one they're singing about in days midnight runners is it is her full name just got out of a date thank you for keeping me alive all this time oh dude i hope it went well did you [ __ ] oh yeah so i'm sorry if is her full name eileen to lou raye is her full name eileen cause like what the [ __ ] what else are they saying during that course whatever dixie's been that [ __ ] you i'm out of here i'm just finishing the job i got a song i want to play real bad real bad i'ma find it right now what the [ __ ] is it called oh i know oh i know what it's called oh i know what it's called we listened to this a while ago on stream years ago at this point some might say vod watchers you're stuck with lo-fi stream beats from harris heller i'm so sorry we got a long turn and coming here we go is this a baby driver song wait are you telling me this was in baby driver this is a great song was this really a baby driver fantastic movie too dude the first song in baby driver that first sequence is it's like it's like almost perfect that bank robbery scene it's honestly it is perfect so now someone riddle me this why am i going 30 miles per hour while my foot is on the [ __ ] floor am i just like is something wrong i'm a lot i'm going down my foot is on the floor of the gas pedal okay i guess it's working i don't get it change gears i can't i lit it's on automatic i don't know why it changes to that it's not my problem i'll let you guys jam out i'm not in neutral bro is this from baby driver also it's from an irish song yes i guess it's from baby driver i don't even remember being from baby drive i'm not gonna lie to you i've just known this song for years this is one of my dad's songs it's in all of his playlists schleich you ever done black tar heroin no my friend i've never done it here we go boys i'm going so slow i genuinely do not understand i do not understand i'm going to the settings real quick i why is the car going this slow i'm not 96 000 pounds okay okay uh real automatic you guys what do i want can someone get someone level with me real quick i'm not overweight i guess i am pulling a train i guess this makes sense i guess i do want real automatic right i'm lugging a literal train this is fine right [ __ ] it i'm fine i'm fine i'm not worrying about it we're not gonna worry about it i'm just gonna keep going we did in fact [ __ ] thank you for asking and it went well we'll keep you posted on dates in the future you'll be [ __ ] on the first date never in my life did i expect a chalet viewer to [ __ ] on the first date congrats my friend i just didn't think that was the thing we did i thought we did this instead i thought schlappies did this instead we just yodeled that's what we do yeah dude the [ __ ] ceo of sex in my chat right now [ __ ] on the first date my god premarital sexy i listen i'm not i'm not with that i'm not with that you made a mistake you made a big mistake another shop boys we fill another shot one surely at least one more pouring it is this tos at this point i'm not too drunk one more hey hassan raid no [ __ ] shot that actually happened you're lying listen my mods would love it my mods would absolutely love it there was a hassan ray they're all hassan frogs they'd watch him before me but uh it's not gonna happen hassan did not raid me there's absolutely no way jambo you seeing this [ __ ] brand what are you doing playing a driving game apparently not anymore because my truck [ __ ] crashed was that even a sharp turn that was literally not even a sharp turn i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm dead i'm dead i'm done that was not a sharp turn hassan did not raid me stop trying to convince me that he did he didn't he didn't jambo nice to meet you nice to meet you i listen i just don't understand oh are we we have to do a package unboxing listen after this trip you have to remind me about the package unboxing okay you have to you have to have you have to remind me that the packaging of boxing it's crazy you have to i need to get this thing [ __ ] towed again i genuinely do not understand how it happens i i did not do anything wrong i think jesus christ man [Music] great song matthew wilder great song jesus christ this is a liminal space we've spawned in is this even real this place does not look real where are the shadows bro oh here we go this is a great song okay we'll repair one more time but then then we are fully going you're getting white girl wasted i'm telling you right now the last thing i'm getting right now is white girl wasted where's my wiper button any truck drivers in chat what's my wiper button austin in chat lrp nope ah it's p thank you thank you thank you [Music] all righty oh great we're neutral again i genuinely do not believe time i drive this truck 50 of the time i'm in [ __ ] neutral there's a barricade there what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do oh lord i'm jack knifing the thing too this is so awesome [ __ ] i'm putting the wilder on awesome show i hope you're in town man i hope you're in chat i love you man i love you i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] i'm going backwards [Music] i'm dead i'm dead i need to taught again how i thought i can't go forward wait oh no no there's no way why is that [ __ ] thing on the back of my truck why why is that last piece there that is what's causing me to [ __ ] up right now why does that need to be there i'm so [ __ ] done how do i get out of this situation any truckers oh great 900 bucks we're nicking this front of a [ __ ] teal blue truck i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] i need to tow it again i'm so i'm done done can i just can i just yo connor it's pants how you doing my friend how can the past and future be when the past no longer is and the future is not yet as for the present if it were always prison to never move on to become the past it would not be time but eternity i'm not gonna lie i did not process a word you just [ __ ] typed i'm getting a package we're gonna do the package unboxing i'm done driving i'm done driving i'm giving up i'm giving up i'm throwing in the towel how do i get this thing off of my desk how do i get it off you do know you have to park with the wheels on the ground right shut up shut up i'm cancelling it i'm canceling watch this ready watch this i'm done i'm done give me a second i'm going to get some packages there there's a really [ __ ] cool package i want to do give me one second so oh [Music] all righty oh [ __ ] oh i spilled it [ __ ] all right listen i'm not gonna lie to you guys i'm pretty under the influence it was probably not wise me to keep driving after that but i did and i will let you in on some uh we'll let you know a knowledge there were some [ __ ] cool packages you guys have sent to the p.o box [Music] including i think we'll do this one last [Music] look at this [ __ ] thing look at this [ __ ] thing [Music] are you [ __ ] kidding me look at this they they [ __ ] decorated the entire box a black cardboard box where the [ __ ] do you get a black cardboard box from they decorated the whole thing [Music] dude so cool we're gonna open four packages tonight before we uh before we get going here and i want to thank you all for watching this whole thing it's a fun time so uh hold on we got this one let's crack into it should i play some music in the back hey you know what might as well like the song no [Music] good good cool alrighty here we go [Music] okay inside this one is a white box and a little piece of printer paper ah you know what yeah you're right we should do some mellow and folk guys if you're new here i got a spotify account i got a playlist called mellow and folk i would appreciate it if you guys uh tune down in you can just listen along on stream i don't mind let's do it all right let's see what this person says a piece of printer paper came with it schlatt i first found you from [Music] the dream smp and from those from then on youtube i love watching your videos yourself and other content creators are a source of brightness in so many people's days mine included that being said i made a personal candle based off of your character it's the brown one and just in case i don't and just in case you don't like it i included the blue one as well it's a small thank you for being you and also for being there in some of my own dark moments i wish you the best and i hope the candles i've made i hope you love the candles i've made for you sorry ollie a bit drunk right now but uh i can still read somewhat and that looks like he sent me a candle here so uh i don't have a way to open this i don't have a way to open this i have a knife somewhere it's probably not it's probably best that there isn't a knife anywhere close to me um we'll use a [ __ ] number two pencil [Music] perfect here we go [Music] oh [ __ ] there's two candles in here look at this okay the brown one so the brown one is apparently apparently made after my dream smp character [ __ ] you man you call that heart attack hold on let me see if i can get it up here please heart attack you calling that [ __ ] heart attack man all right let's face it ah i genuinely do not even know what this smells like i don't i have no idea however i could tell you it i mean it tastes good i'm just a candle guy right like i like scents i'm not i'm never gonna complain if you guys send me a candle the p.o box link is in the description blue ice flavored ice let's see what ice flavor smells like oh [ __ ] i love this one did i say taste i'm sorry [Laughter] i already took some of the text off somehow um this one smells like deal like it smells like a fresh deodorant scent i actually really like it i actually really like it this is a really good scent thank you so much thank you for sending me some candles listen i you know me i am the fragrance man right i cannot get enough candles you cannot send me as me as many kales as you send me i will never have enough three more here we go boom huge package from the usps i'm gonna open it up real quick if you guys are wondering you can send me stuff there's a po box in the description oh [ __ ] okay i'm just gonna do this because it looks like this [ __ ] here this is just a blanket isn't it this is so cool man oh [ __ ] dude did you send me a pair of nuts what the [ __ ] is wrong you send me a pair of nuts crocheted nuts timeout [Music] that's awesome [Music] dude i [ __ ] love blankets thank you so much i have a whole thing in my living room i have a little like straw like like holder like bowl of blankets and i just i just [ __ ] show them every night i pick a different blanket here we go they made a little message for us thank you so much honestly very [ __ ] talented that's a very nice crochet job or knitting or whatever it is here we go hi schlatt i'm really glad you opened a p.o box as i've been wanting to make you a blanket for a while you're one of my favorite content creators and have helped me through a lot whether i'm feeling bad your videos always make things better and i can't express how appreciative i am of you thank you so much i also crocheted the monkey nuts and a cowboy hat for jambo wait hold on oh dude this is so [ __ ] cool thank you so much the little [ __ ] jambo cowboy hat that is so [ __ ] cool here's the thing this is why i say in the in in the little note next to the pl box next to po box address send me real [ __ ] like include a letter and all that please if you're gonna send me something do not send it through amazon do not put the address into amazon and just send me some from amazon please this is the coolest [ __ ] ever twitter fluffyfucks408 thank you gabby i appreciate that a whole lot oh dude oh i'm gonna use the blanket you know that and at the very least jambo is gonna use a blanket because jambo loves his blankets you know that [Music] man dude this is the kind of [ __ ] that makes me so happy i don't put a p.o box like it's just so it's it's [ __ ] cool it's [ __ ] cool i and listen i want to say this right now like there i had a a like a like a moment in time where i was like well [ __ ] streaming is stressful and all that and now that this is gonna sound stupid but like now that i've reached the point where i don't have to worry about viewers or i don't have to worry about money or anything like that it's like well [ __ ] it's nice it's nice and i can just enjoy it and do it whatever the [ __ ] i want and you guys will watch and that's so meaningful to me you know and so uh i'll let kat stevens take it because he knows better than i do as i open the next present [Music] um guys [Music] [Music] this package is from moscow okay now listen i'll bite i'll bite i'll open it but hey if this is the last time you see me if this is the last time you see me then just know i appreciate it thanks for watching my last stream ever this this package is from moscow literally this is from the the [ __ ] russian post i don't know how to read anything on this package [Music] wow all right here we go vladimir putin sending me some [ __ ] that he wants to send me and you know what putin i accept graciously this is the last stream my friends thank you so much for tuning in i saw what you're doing in ukraine my friend not cool [Music] so okay oh [ __ ] thank you for the punching bag i appreciate that all right let's see what else has been sent russians and there's one with me with mutton shops and a yankee head in the middle i'm the blue one i i genuinely do not understand oh this is the letter okay let me read this one guys this package actually legitimately mods can we switch this to just chatting this package legitimately comes from the heart of russia the heart of russia the heart of russia moscow the capital and there's a letter from the person who sends this to us okay okay no it's fine should i open it it's a folded piece of printer paper [Applause] dude got the limited edition put in merch i got it man sent february 4th [Music] 2022 this is before everything you know what they say here in soviet russia if you don't study russian russians study you we've studied you for long enough to make conclusions and we regret to inform you that you nearly failed our expectations and then it has russian text that i can now can no longer read [ __ ] we were informed about you giving up on studying russian we're also noticing the shortage of russian tweets and memes on your accounts and we are very dissatisfied by these but do not worry comrade we are here to help you we prepared some russian treats for you to try and souvenirs for you to check out we hope it will help you ignite your interest in russian culture language and people all right this is all for the time being but remember and i'm not lying when it says this at the bottom we are always watching i'm not lying i did not spoof a single letter of this [ __ ] message that has been sent to me we are always watching at the bottom of the of the [ __ ] message from the russian person who sent me the [ __ ] god he i keep hearing weird [ __ ] noises in my house now what the [ __ ] is this can anyone can anyone decipher this what is this hold on let me try and read it [Music] [Music] i don't know i don't remember i don't [ __ ] remember dude god [Music] what is this oh [ __ ] i feel like i'm playing tarkov in real life i just raided factory i ran in with no weapons and i made out with as much as i could [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] it's a stalin mug oh [ __ ] it's got [ __ ] stolen on it [ __ ] [ __ ] get out of my head get out of my head huh uh [Music] that's gonna be worth a lot when he's dead in a month he's already dead what is this what is this [Music] i can't read a single [ __ ] thing on this label [Music] [Music] space food [ __ ] i'm gonna eat it [Music] oh it's a [ __ ] paste oh it's a [ __ ] paste what is this brain slava ukraine glory to ukraine oh it's a little wet nap oh it's fine guys it's a little wet nap it's not a condom [Music] smells almost familiar [Music] what is this oh there's a liquid in here this is liquid i can't read a single thing on this box [Music] [ __ ] it [ __ ] it i'm eating whatever the [ __ ] this is smart food tube those are three english words it says on it ah [ __ ] i'm getting like these weird zaps in my head [ __ ] it's a there's a there's a cow on it do you see this what is this what is on the what is that a cow [ __ ] solid milk beef it's a me beep it's a medved [Music] i don't have a way to open this uh [Music] [Music] that is the milk that is that is meat that is russian meat simply are you here did i just see your name simply listen man you gotta help me [Music] stomp listen dude you gotta help me man that [ __ ] looks good listen stop i don't oh it's borsch [Music] i have to i have to i have to i have to i have to do it i have to do it i have to i [ __ ] i have to [Music] i'll see you on the other side [Music] [ __ ] i can't do it i can't do it what the [ __ ] is in this package what the [ __ ] is in this package what the [ __ ] is this [Music] what the [ __ ] is in this meat that was sent to me by the city of moscow what is this [ __ ] hmm [Music] oh [Music] uh hmm i have to no i have to i have to i have to do it i have to [ __ ] do it okay uh i know i'm doing it i'm doing it i'm doing it oh it [ __ ] dripped down to my finger [Music] i'm doing it i'm doing it [Applause] [Music] [Music] ah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] get this off of me get this off of me get this off of me get this off of me get this off of me get this off of me huh oh jesus [ __ ] christ [Music] oh [ __ ] that was one of the most vile things i've ever eaten [Music] [ __ ] that was [ __ ] gross is [Music] [ __ ] okay no we're fine we're fine honestly it tasted like really shitty meat really shitty meat and that's it i don't feel i don't feel compelled to support some certain cause or anything no i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm okay [Music] i'm okay no i'm all right am i right i don't want to hear any [ __ ] thing i don't want to hear anything i'm okay there was nothing bad in that meat it was just really bad [ __ ] tasting meat okay i don't want to hear anything anything [ __ ] [Music] we continue we continue from the package from moscow that was sent to us this was sent before anything happened this was sent on february 4th if i remember correctly what is this some kind of chocolate has been sent our way looks like an orange flavored chocolate so i imagine it to taste somewhat similar to something of the likes of a jaffa cake see the problem is when i was learning russian i didn't learn how to understand the script and so letters like this i have no [ __ ] clue what they mean so the shot of me reading this in the regular russian tongue is absolutely out the window is it a bomb very well could be my friends very well could be but hey we take our chances we take we take our chances no probably from ukraine not i i cannot lie this was from moscow i'll tell you right now i'll show you it i'll show you the mailing label this is absolutely positively moscow russia it's broken in half already it's a little broken into little squares what is on the front i have no idea but it smells of dark chocolate [Music] it actually tastes pretty good it actually tastes pretty good oh [ __ ] that is actually pretty good tasting chocolate it's dark chocolate mixed with uh mixed with orange flavored kind of like a jaffa cake but you know it's like it jaffa tastes like twinkies with orange i kind of want more um we keep going keep going there's a lot of stuff in this box everybody huh well i mean this one's pretty easy to decipher it's just tomat on it and there's a tomato on the on the little green packaging so i imagine it's some kind of like i imagine it's some kind of like breadstick tomato flavored [ __ ] i'm okay no no i'm good good i'm good i'm good i have to keep eating it it smells like a like a like a dinner rat oh man i'm not gonna lie to you right now everybody it smells like the inside of a buca de beppo exactly like it there's these little like crouton like things a little smaller than croutons [Music] hmm [Music] [ __ ] that's good that actually tastes really [ __ ] good i don't know what to say it's like tomato flavored croutons i'll stop eating them i know you want [ __ ] okay no we're fine no we're fine listen listen no no okay no we're good we're good we're good we're good everybody oh we're good there was so much in this package man is this what i think it is what on [ __ ] earth is i thought there was some i thought this was some [ __ ] russian like like tarkov tushanka this is crazy i hope it i hope to god i i genuinely it doesn't have a it doesn't have a thing on the top so i can't open it tonight but this looks like some kind of milk product is this condensed milk this is like this is a hundred percent either in dayz or in tarkov i just talk off condensed milk so it is we've been gifted some condensed milk all right listen i'm not uh listen i i i really would love to continue this bit but to a certain extent it feels like making light of a situation that i shouldn't be making light of so listen we'll we'll keep going we'll keep going this was sent from a russian fan from moscow what bit no no i'm just kidding we're done but i will i will keep i'll keep funk i'll keep on opening this package i hope you guys enjoyed that but uh yeah we'll do this we'll do this uh we'll do this just from the perspective of a fan that's that sent us a package listen we feel we feel for the ukrainian people all right i'll put on some radio music that i often listen to whilst playing daisy this is a great one alrighty what is this no idea i'm not gonna lie to you guys i stopped learning russian almost a year ago at this point man so basically if you're filled up on the schlep or lore you'll know that i started my alt account on twitter at schlatt i basically started that to learn russian um and that's what i use it for i used to respond to people in russian and all that [ __ ] and basically uh i transitioned it into photos of my cat jambo who [Music] who was gone my cat jambo is gone [Music] but that's not going to stop us because we have another russian product i don't know listen i don't know they just sent me this right like this this is a fan who sent me this isn't this isn't russian propaganda or anything like that listen they probably took him i don't care he's a good cat he'd probably deserve it though because he keeps me up at night he meows at like five in the morning i have to put him in the bathroom it's whatever it's right it's whatever what is this this is like uh oh [ __ ] this looks good [Laughter] oh [ __ ] so i stopped learning how to how to read russian i'll try how you doing my friend oh dude i can't pat it all tribe how we doing my buddy was good to see you last couple weeks [Music] this just looks like this looks really delicious i'm not gonna lie to you [Music] so [Music] [Music] it's so good it's so good it's just a cookie it's like an eel fudge you guys know that keebler cookie eel fudge is so [ __ ] good [Music] take a shot all right listen last one of the night anyone following along we're taking the last shot of the night bottoms up [Music] it tastes very good it's it's really good [Music] [Music] i think i just got some sent some war propaganda in that message i'm not going to read it on stream because that's what they requested but uh looks like we got some socks here unless i'm mistaken yeah it's just oh it's [ __ ] stolen [Laughter] [ __ ] you man what's this what on [ __ ] earth is this this looks like the most disgusting thing i've ever seen in my life shop how the [ __ ] do you say that in russian shot nip i have no idea [Music] i have no idea i don't remember i don't remember a lot of people are saying this is good in the chat caramel this is that's a caramel i'm sorry this doesn't oh man is this some kind of caramel tea why there's so many russians in this chat didn't your boy like shut down the internet aren't you not gonna have access to the stream in like a day [Laughter] oh man all right well listen i'll see what's inside of it mcdonald's just closed down and rushing everyone's closing down in russia [Music] it it is what it is man [Music] i can't open it i can't open it i learned cyrillic to read road signs and daisy dude me too you're not [ __ ] alone my friend that's the only reason i learned to read it in me too it's the only reason i learned to read as well i listen i have no i have no interest in in deciphering what this means but if i see a sign that says cherno gorsk i'm gonna [ __ ] read that [ __ ] yeah i'm gonna tell my buddies where i'm at [Music] [ __ ] i can't even open this [ __ ] we're passing on it we can't we can't even read it you have my word daisy stream this weekend that's a promise on the alt on the alt let's see what this is anyone know what this is but now there's something here that i can't read that's a person i think much that's a weird symbol that doesn't mean anything and then that's yeah to move [ __ ] i've no [ __ ] clue i don't remember [Music] i don't remember anymore man i got it wrong absolutely i got it wrong bird milk it means bird milk i'm about to eat burn milk all right let's not try it i'll try since i got it open i'll try it polish ripoff i'm not surprised marshmallow i love i even though [Music] even though this comes from russia i am very very much enjoying i'm very much enjoying trying these foreign snacks because this one i'm not gonna lie this is better than most [ __ ] we got in the u.s i'm not gonna lie to you this is better than most sweet [ __ ] we got in the u.s this is better i just lost one it just fell off of my chair alrighty so this is this new package comes in uh three by one two three four five fifteen little squares of chocolate i don't know what's in here does anyone want to uh i don't want to tell me what's in here it looks good [Music] that looks [ __ ] good marshmallow or nougat either way i'm fine with it i'm gonna take one i'm gonna pull it in the gullet oh it's marshmallow i dropped it because i'm drunk guys it's [ __ ] good [Music] i don't know you international people but we got something in the u.s called peeps which is basically chocolate and then some marshmallow in the middle [ __ ] sucks this one is way better i don't know what the [ __ ] it's called but yeah this one's better this one's better i'm sorry [ __ ] bird milk i know you want me to say it's better than peeps peeps are terrible man whatever i just ate is really good listen bird milk is a crazy name to call it i'll tell you that right now let me let me into the meeting of the people that [ __ ] make bird milk and i'll tell them to change the name asap but right now listen man tell you burn milk is [ __ ] good here we go what is this oh [ __ ] who is that [Music] why why is the chocolate got this [ __ ] face on it that's a jump scare ah i'll [Music] hold on let me let me sound this out that's an a ah i suck with script listen i don't know i don't know [ __ ] it we'll see if it's good [Music] it's hot it's hospital the [ __ ] little guy we're good oh [ __ ] a little square came out i feel like i got it right is this a tarkov candy is this something from tarkov i feel like it's not i feel like i would have known i don't remember some baby's face being on tarkov either way it's al yanko from tarkov fam dude scary-ass kid on the packaging but the chocolate itself is pretty good [Music] i don't know i like it above like well [Music] i put this at just the same tier as hershey's and i know a lot of international people don't like hershey's because there's like vomit but i like hershey's and whatever this is this [ __ ] baby i don't give a [ __ ] about the baby i punch a baby in an innocent but the chocolate itself is pretty good kill me pretty good is this seriously the same exact packaging that the tarkov thing has i have never seen that [ __ ] in my life and i play tarkava quite a good bit i'm just saying what you're saying [Music] all right get the box back up guys if you're from anywhere else but the united states and you got some food that we don't have in the u.s [ __ ] send it my way because i am enjoying this way way too much way too much i should not be enjoying this as much as i am that's weird because it's from russia but i will i will know that this was sent from a fan before all that [ __ ] happened so listen i feel decent about it i don't know what that is we'll read that i'm also quite under the influence get better though i don't know what this is maybe you guys can call me in on what this uh what this means yeah no listen if you're australian please refrain from sending me shapes i will not eat them i'll not eat any shape no idea what any of this says anyone want to clue me in [Music] this is a [ __ ] cvs receipt exactly dude i don't know what the [ __ ] this is uh this is like a vomit bag honestly honestly it's a [ __ ] vomit bag i i don't know what else this is for add water oh [ __ ] wait there's something in here there's definitely some in here dude there is something in this bag the dude who said add water might add water and heat it's a heater pack okay fair enough okay so this is what we use when we're in russia and we are cold i'm not sticking my hand in it dude i did not put my pet to put my [ __ ] fingers inside this package apparently this is a hitting pad you put water in it you put it in the microwave or some [ __ ] well it is what it is all righty we're going back into this box we got some stuff left [Music] this looks pretty good [Laughter] this looks pretty good i don't know what it says two two hold on let me figure this out tupac tupsky is that right any russians who are going to get their internet cut off in a day oh is that an l or p tools all right fair enough fair enough i got my letters a little bit mixed up but i still i still know what's going on let's do it let's see what's going on all right i gotta i'm not oh my god that is beautiful that is a beautiful [ __ ] package i gotta say it's a beautiful package all right let me try it i don't know what's in it i don't know if there's anything in it looks like there's something in it there's got to be something in it right russian pop-tart someone's saying hook herb booker says it's a russian pop-tart [Music] i'll i want to say regardless of any political tension or anything that's going on in the world this is fantastic i love that someone from a different culture from a different like part of the world sent me everything that they enjoy about where they are from and uh this is just like there's some good [ __ ] in here i'm sorry i'm sorry there's some good [ __ ] in here and uh listen again regardless regardless what's going on i really appreciate it and if you're from some part of the world that i'm not from that none of that no one else is from please the p.o box is in the description please sit your ass down put together a box don't just send me [ __ ] from amazon send me [ __ ] from your heart you know i'm drunk i'm drunk i'm drunk i'm just gonna taste it they say it's a russian pop-tart and there's nothing in the [ __ ] middle nothing nothing in the [ __ ] middle [Music] nothing where's the [ __ ] inside you said this is a pop-tart if this is following the same fate as pop-tarts as i understand it's like an inch in it's in the very very middle there's like filling that's what pop-tart was doing they're moving it slightly more and more in every year no i'm sorry there's nothing in this [ __ ] thing [Music] nothing [Music] there's nothing in it it's empty it's just biscuit it's just bread that sucks you guys are saying honey bun in the chat listen i'm sorry any any american honey bun tastes better than whatever the [ __ ] this is i will say it looks fantastic it looks really good it looks good it looks tasty it looks like this [ __ ] in the middle but there's not and it does not taste as good as a pop-tart does it does not taste as good as anything else does like a honey bun it doesn't doesn't [Music] listen i'll take one more bite and there's if there's nothing in the middle i'm gonna be real upset [Music] oh there is [ __ ] in the middle it just took [ __ ] half of the bar to get into it what the [ __ ] look at this hit the bars got no [ __ ] in it this is what you russians are putting up with the heaven is gone listen i thought i was fair for complaining about pop tarts having nothing in the middle anymore you just gotta go in a centimeter or two to get to the filling there's nothing there's stuff in the very middle it's a [ __ ] scam i'm sorry i'm sorry it's depressing you bite into that you're hoping for filling you don't get to it until you're 80 into the bar it's all right like the feeling is good it's just chocolate filling but hey any pastry with filling in the middle that you're getting in the united states of america is way better than that my friend sorry oh you know what i will say it tastes exactly that filling tastes exactly like the pop-tarts chocolate chip filling you know the one you know the pop-tart with the no like icing on top and the chocolate drizzle that goes in the zigzag up up the pop-tart with the little chocolate chips every now and then exactly like that it tastes exactly like that s'mores is that s'mores it tastes exactly like that we got more in this box i'm not gonna lie to you how we doing everybody got more in this box all right you guys gonna have to top me out on this one again cannot read this russian script as much as i'd like to also there's some weird-ass [ __ ] face on it i'll tell you what it looks like right now before i show you it looks like chocolate kellogg's crave this looks like cereal but the box is also way too small to be an actual cereal unless the russians just eat way less way less portion let's see it what do we think about this who is that dude on the right [Music] what is that dude on the right [Music] who's the [ __ ] dude on the right russian crave i swear to god dude if this is if this tastes like crave i'm gonna be so upset make your own [ __ ] flavors this is chocolate crave i guarantee it guarantee a hundred percent this is absolutely it even looks like crave this is chocolate crave why are you guys saying miss gif does that look like miss gift to you it's pronounced l u that's you [Music] perfect that's correct that's right you're right [Music] it's been a year man i have not remembered [Music] but yeah pretty much man you guys want a fun game to do if you're rushing you have a fun game dude do this one sorry [Music] it's not as good as the uh kellogg's back of the cereal boxes especially because i can't read it but uh you guys really think this looks like mischief hey have a field day mods we can do tts if you're still around i'm gonna say it's a shitty version of chocolate kellogg's crave it's a shitty version of it it's all right i mean i'll definitely eat it but uh i love that you're a fan of big band music kids jams up if you're so inclined absolutely benny goodman is amazing absolutely if you haven't listened to him keep up the good work you think i haven't listened to me don't worry not ohio good good you think i haven't listened to benny goodman what are you [ __ ] crazy you think i listen to big band music and not benny goodman you're ridiculous you're out of your mind [Music] like let me show you my favorite uh big band music right now though uh and i think it might be here there we go already shaw this is my favorite this is my favorite song from the big band genre it's called begin the big wine or however you say it begin the beginning listen to it very much enjoying tonight thank you guys for sending me all this cool [ __ ] um again i want to read i want to i want to reiterate this was sent by a fan this was sent by someone who lives in moscow no political commentary whatsoever all right listen there's some [ __ ] going on in the world we feel for the people of ukraine but they have sent me what the [ __ ] is this is this rice i think i'm trying that my man it's also bag of whatever the [ __ ] this is [Music] no that's good it was wheat oh you want me to eat buckwheat you want me to eat oatmeal on stream right now yeah let me pop it in the microwave for two and a half minutes go [ __ ] yourself it's not gonna happen [Music] now whatever the [ __ ] is in this plastic bag here i don't necessarily trust as much as the rest of the food in here but i'll still try it as long as it's sealed you know i think i'll do it i'm sure some of the russian speaking folks will know what this is but uh i'm going in kind of blind there's some bears on the front or where the [ __ ] these are these are bears fudge good candy caramel all righty let's do it song to lemma man i'm so sorry i'm sorry please apprec i dropped it all right i'll pick another one out of the bag i think i drank a little too much that's all right let's have a good time i'm not i'm not here's the thing i'm not like drunk but i am under the influence i think that's fair to say do you like cbt no listen i hope i like what i'm about to eat because it's a [Music] this is milk chocolate this is good this is good i don't like dark chocolate i'll say it right now i don't like dark chocolate there's some me beings on the container oh [ __ ] this is like a [ __ ] it was like a wafer flavored thing hmm [Music] dude that is a [ __ ] kick hat there's yeah you're right that boy okay there's literally a kit kat there's a kitkat there's a russian kitkat [Music] this one has grapes on it which means i'm not gonna eat it let's see what this is [Music] that one was good you want the bears on it honestly i could [ __ ] with that i do not know what this is this is fine i gotta try the grape there's three different things in here it's that sorry it's that little bear thing it's whatever this is and it's the uh it's this grape thing so i'll try the grape thing first because i feel like i'm gonna like the other one guys again hate to be that guy but if you're watching right now at the late late time of midnight supposed to be midnight texas time if it is march 10th for you please hit that purple subscribe button and if you got amazon prime or your pants get amazon prime anyone you know got amazon prime log in connect your twitch account to that amazon account and hit subscribe for free not only does it help me out but it helps out well it doesn't help at amazon it actually [ __ ] them in the ass so basically you could charge amazon money every month once a month you get to charge that amazon money thank you guys so much sloppy sandra appreciate that let's try this it's grape flavored apparently there were grapes on the package let's see what it is got a purple filling it's like a nougat nougaty grape filling not good [Music] no [Music] no that ain't it it's not bad but it's just not good you know [Music] but i appreciate you guys being here i know we're we're live streaming late into the evening we're hogging up all the viewers on twitch tonight but uh hey no one else cool is live right so let's see don't know what this is this is a uh this is not the bear package but this is the red and gray or like red and brown package people are saying this is like a tootsie roll and so we'll see what it's all about [Music] it's like peanut butter it's like cat food i listen i do not know what to expect but hey bombs away [Music] that is not nothing like a tootsie roll i can tie right now that bit way too quickly mirror 50 gifted subs dude holy [ __ ] thank you so much you're crazy you're crazy my friend thank you so much [Music] this is a lot more dense than it was than i expected it to be it's it's nothing like a kitkat i'll tell you that right now there's nothing like a kitkat if i can compare this to anything i genuinely do not know what i can compare it to this is like unlike any consistency of an american chocolate i could tell um there's no nougat in it it's literally just the same dude it's the same consistency all throughout it's good though [Music] [ __ ] i don't i genuinely don't know what i would compare this to it's good though really good no coconutty flavor in it at least not one that i picked up on um i like it it melts in your mouth it's good man it's good nope not like a milky way do not know i don't think there is an american chocolate that compares to this does it crumble a little bit like a flake not as crumbly as a flake nothing like a tootsie roll you guys are so wrong tell me that's a tootsie roll um i'll show you the packaging again this is nothing like a tootsie roll but it is good and i enjoy it nothing like [ __ ] nestle crunch nothing nothing i don't think there's an american i don't think there's an american alternative to it but i enjoy it charleston chew no there's no nugent in it i'm sorry there's nothing in it that compares to anything american aero i had had an arrow and you know what i think that might be fair i think that might be fair it is probably closest to something like an aero chocolate from the uk i know my dad goes into the uh into the uk for business or whatever whatever reason he's going up there he always brings back some chocolate some flakes from twirl love me some flake flake is [ __ ] delicious dude it's not fudge it's not anything like that but arrow maybe maybe like not too close but if i had a pick it'd be it'd be close to that you know let's keep going um okay so we tried all that all that in that bag that is the chocolate that i spit out into the box and that is the end of the russian box from moscow uh is either p or l sand right there in that second letter it's t not stam sorry it's tomato apparently you guys are telling me it's a t i'm sorry sorry about that why the sender of this package decided to include a printer paper with a [ __ ] tomato on it that says tomato on it in russian i have no [ __ ] clue but schlattman it's a shallot no no it doesn't that's s h i know that that's l or p ah no it's an m shlomato it's curse of russian the m is a t sound now you're i studied this [ __ ] m has never been a t sound it's a t the t is a t sound in cyrillic whatever you call me a tomato i don't appreciate it i appreciate the package however and guys again if you guys want to send me anything crazy you know from your [ __ ] from your home country anything that your culture enjoys that mine might not necessarily please send it on there's a p.o box link uh in the description of this video or in the twitch panels if you scroll on down the address is right there and i'll come by and i can't guarantee i'll open it on stream but um again like if it's because listen let me level you guys there's a lot of [ __ ] packages there there's probably like 50 all right i'm not gonna lie to you there's probably at least 50 that i have to open and what did i open today three three i opened three uh and so four it is what it is i i can't guarantee i'll get to it on air but i will get to it you know if you send me something i'm gonna open it in the p.o box um a good way to a good way to have me open the package will be for you to decorate it or have something crazy on the outside you know like this one the last package we're gonna un unbox today which has which is the most interesting package i've ever received it's got my [ __ ] logo on the side like are you kidding me so [ __ ] cool so [ __ ] cool we're gonna open it right now and this will be the last one we open for now but uh surely you guys will tune in next time because i'm gonna be streaming a whole lot more often than this and surely you guys will send me some uh some cool stuff that your culture might enjoy but mine might not because you know i am from new york and i do live in texas right now and uh i'm sure we have a pretty regular culture or at least what i conceive to be regular so uh yeah i sure wish i had a sharp object got this pencil here i'm scared what my mama will say about it if i sent it dude you just sent it i don't listen i don't care what you said as long as it's not going to blow me up if it blows me up that is a cool lsf clip so you know what whatever boom oh i can't open it very cool box the person who sent this thank you so much for putting in the effort to distinguish this box from the rest of the pack because holy [ __ ] this is wonderful it's wonderful don't rip it because it's a box right this coolest [ __ ] inside right you know what i did with a pencil in 1999 listen it's not a pencil there's a [ __ ] pickaxe okay you forget what i did you don't remind you [Music] okay dude whoever this was went in above and beyond to uh to put to make this box memorable right and listen i'm not i'm probably not gonna i'm i'm not gonna lie to you if this is on air and i'm streaming right now and i got a pile of boxes to my left i'm not gonna open the one that has the amazon tape on it you know i'm gonna open this one i'm gonna [ __ ] open this one because this is personalized this is i know this is from a fan who cares about what the [ __ ] going on if you send me some from amazon to my address it's probably not gonna reach air so then don't rip it it's a box it's a box [Music] i'm not even ruining the box i'm ruining the tape dude shut the [ __ ] up i wish i had a knife [Music] i love when children cry me okay whoever the [ __ ] person is didn't want me to preserve the box given how much [ __ ] tape she sent with it jesus christ what's your favorite cod mono warfare 2 no question let's see man it's just from the amount of time i spent playing with friends who uh who played that as well black ops 2 black ops 1 would probably be next black ops 2 would probably be after that and then it then model warfare 3. definitely do want to appreciate the person who sent this box in because it is as [ __ ] it did take a lot of effort to pack this [ __ ] up i'm sure i am gonna go crazy i genuinely they put so much [ __ ] tape on this that i have no idea how to open it i would love to get a knife but i'm sitting down right now and there's nothing around me i don't even know where the soonest knife is use this number two pencil from amazon basics there we go [Music] i swear to god this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever i've ever unboxed okay we got it we got it we got it we got it we got the soonest knife go [ __ ] yourself i've been drinking tonight can't make fun of me you guys have [ __ ] geometry class tomorrow and uh i don't because i'm rich so who's laughing now yeah sedge go [ __ ] yourself i'm not drunk lift some weights loser i probably should oh wow thank you for shopping at website no free promo oh wow they drew a dick on the [ __ ] inside of the box thanks so much great i feel no remorse for destroying this [ __ ] thing [Music] this is art i guarantee this is art this is absolutely artwork you gonna put a dick on the artwork box really dude ah you guys been enjoying the stream i think i've liked it a whole lot blue inside printed nft let's see it that's more wax paper [Music] i'm gonna show it to the stream first oh wow this is an actual canvas that's been painted on holy [ __ ] all right all right all right [ __ ] you dude thanks for drawing a deck on the box thank you for all the laughs they write with a heart 20 22. not only that though there is more in the box i guarantee you that is so sweet thank you my friend whoever is drawing these [ __ ] things who is painting he's [ __ ] oh hold on hold on other side more wax paper oh it's taped on the back okay is this the same one oh it's made with the toast dude i'm not gonna lie to you i've been using that toaster every single day thank you tommy in it who will never see the stream but i appreciate it my friend this has been honestly that [ __ ] mitsubishi toaster i thought they made cars but this is fantastic as is the toaster you sent me my friend thank you so much for this [Music] and then on the back it says j toast that's very nice of you thank you so much [Music] rm the initials say i'm gonna have to have a wall full of like fan art and [ __ ] because i've already got so much oh my god you should look inside this box there's so much [ __ ] and so many packing peanuts that i genuinely do not this is just origami [Music] it's just origami is there nothing in here [Music] it's just folded orga dude you put too much effort into this box i swear i'm drunk opening this [ __ ] thing okay here's another one guys this is the last box of the night there's more origami listen i didn't ruin it there's more of it they put like 50 of those [ __ ] things in it [Music] there's more in here this is a huge chock full of content box right here this is a little zebra pattern on it i could tell [Music] oh [ __ ] you kidding me this is a minds mind design album dude my [ __ ] i discovered this guy i don't know how you knew i was into this dude but the senior year of high school where i was going around watching film watching films all across new york city i got super into this [ __ ] dude i don't know how to say his name mndsgn mind design mind sign i don't [ __ ] know sorry i keep hitting the mic but this dude is so [ __ ] talented stones throw records thank you so much please send me an album i definitely don't have an mp3 player that can play a [ __ ] cd but i appreciate it yeah we'll keep going on this package oh [ __ ] it's gonna spill schlatt with a big smiley on it i'm spilling all this [ __ ] all over the place this is great though off camera please all right i'll open it off camera they put a [ __ ] like stamp on it like a like a [ __ ] you know those like what are you even like the fanciest letter stamps on like a seal a wax seal jesus christ man i'll read it off camera let's see oh wow certain in pencil [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you thank you my friend i appreciate that that's a very nice message keep going in this boxy [Music] oh wait this might be it alrighty oh wait hold on hold on there's one more thing what do i think boys the big man let's go jambo isn't in this room right now he's outside so don't sweat too hard on it oh my god this person went above and [ __ ] beyond with this letter i swear to god there's another one there's not a loose leaf letter in here i'm sorry if my handwriting sucks hey oh schlatt i'm not quite sure how to write this salutations for this one if it sucks you'll just have to deal with it this is not one that he said to uh leave off camera so i will read it not sure how quite to write this letter uh i'm sending this as a token of thanks you're pretty cool dude your job isn't the easiest takes a lot of willpower and creativity to do your job you probably don't feel special with streaming or making videos i definitely don't but for your audience it's a wonderful thing keep up the good work and do what makes you happy i appreciate that man uh what's in the box first thing is a ceramic rammy made in my pottery class and i thought if anyone needed it this would be you hope you enjoy him the next thing is two paintings there's this iranic rammy in this [ __ ] box i did not see him i see him i see him i see him let's see it [Music] oh that's so [ __ ] cute dude a ceramic [ __ ] dude that's sick he looks like the [ __ ] from castle crashes which is exactly what inspired this whole [ __ ] logo of mine dude that's so sweet man ah dude i hope you enjoy him the next thing is two paintings i made for you just because there's also a cd of some my design because we share superior music taste how the [ __ ] did you know about him man i thought you could use it for when you are speeding in your car i wish my car had a cd player it does not uh i know it's not a lot but i hope you enjoy it thank you for being you and making all of us laugh fist bumps and then i'm not sure i should read your name but thank you so much and thank you and they say ps thanks for all the cool merch hey man that is very sweet of you thank you for being the coolest and i j i'm being genuine i say is thank you for being the coolest [ __ ] package i've ever unboxed this goes incredibly above and beyond anything i've ever unboxed on stream and yeah the russian thing was cool but at the end of the day man this is so [ __ ] cool like the effort that went into everything outside and inside the package is just so [ __ ] sick and i appreciate it there's also two more things it's a polaroid i haven't got school dress coded yet oh okay so you're wearing the schlattencold march to school at your dress code yeah it's fine no just keep keep that up and i said the polaroid of their cat freya loves to watch your streams too one more extremely tiny envelope with uh with another wax seal on it this is a [ __ ] renaissance man that's sending us this [ __ ] oh my god i [ __ ] spread them all over the place and i can't make this [ __ ] up it is just a bunch of cards against humanity cards the first one of which saying starting to be cool around about gay people let's see what the rest say haven't read them

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Id: kBu390WYdD0

Length: 230min 45sec (13845 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 18 2022