Saving Humanity with CIA Mind Control

Barrow trauma is defined as an injury caused by changes in pressure often leading to erratic Behavior mild paranoia and in extreme cases oh my God no death again and again and again which is exactly why I recruited three of my trustworthy friends to descend into the sea for the pursuit of happiness prophet and general team bonding because in Barrel trauma there is only one goal Survive by any means necessary and preferably at the expense of everyone else we begin to board a submarine deep below the surface of Europa Jupiter's ocean Moon the goal is to complete a single Mission without dying so our first is a simple one go from point A to point B something we could not possibly mess up the crew consisted of raw psychopath Reggie psychopath troopin victim of psychopath and myself extremely sane and the captain of our sub not even three seconds in and we lost power as it turns out nuclear reactors are kind of complicated that's bad that's okay honestly you know I have asthma thanks to my incredible Insight power was restored refunded now we could continue with what what is that what is that what another [ __ ] there's such a Jesus Christ I liked it a lot better when I wasn't drowning guys can we do something about that it did not take long for everyone to draft partially due to me driving the sub into whatever that is and mostly the fault of everyone else um but really it's Reggie's fault but did you just scapegoat me no no I blamed you there's a difference we survived from an impressive five minutes and learned an important lesson do not set the nuclear reactor on fire that and for a group of people with a Celsius IQ to not be on Max difficulty the round started like any normal day on the sub getting circumcised by a strange Canadian man with a knife exercising my American superiority and almost getting shot in the dick naturally we progressed to micro dosing morphine standard issue violent escalation macro dosing morphine and trying other mystery drugs to figure out what they do what did you just put on me after jump starting the day splashing opium in our eyes it was time to get to work instead of going from point A to point B our mission was now to just dock that's it as Captain I also have special access to the weapon cabinet allowing me to arm the crew and by crew I mean me believe me when I say I'm protecting them from themselves I'm going to need access to the toxin cabinet immediately how many hits of morphine Consultants luckily this time around we had someone competent managing the reactor wow trip and I'm very impressed with how you've learned from me and you've uh you've adopted my my nuclear reactor technique yeah I just looked what we are doing and did the opposite for the first time we were making progress and encountering the first group of of enemies things were fairly calm outside the ship are manually controlled turrets allowing us to mop up most of the creatures with ease I mean it's just being flooded it's probably not doing it right now I think I think we fixed it oh no we did not Reggie we might need to send you outside I think that no you just want you just want to see me oh Jesus Christ despite the crew's best efforts I survived we eventually eliminated the crawler repaired the bottom of the ship and almost drowned several times our medical specialist was tending to the wound chasing people around with off-brand Pharmaceuticals and shouting wildly that if you want some more things Captain I'll show you a good time come back why is he chasing me knowing our medicine was in good hands I decided to arm the crew all right all right everybody everybody come to that where the suits are I'm gonna give everybody guns you know that's a bad idea Reggie be prepared to deploy the handcuffs I've handcuffed myself hey Reggie come here I think I can help you out he's resistant he pulled out a gun I swear with High Spirits we return to our post oh god what have you done as another wave of enemies barrage the sub we peeled them off only to be interrupted by a gentle land what happened but as long as we work together we could repair the ship and regain control I've noticed it's I've noticed the theme like every time I look outside the ship we're just going down and we're just going down oh my God what happened what's happened again what is it was that you as you can clearly see everything is fine oh don't go there Reggie Reggie the sub was definitely not at the bottom of the sea or completely flooded accessing cabinets wasn't even possible because we were flung into a wall every few seconds I need more feet so bad I don't think I'm gonna you know I got you I got it I just took it okay I'm feeling great I'm feeling good I'm feeling good Reggie took a serve oxygen the solution was fairly obvious we could actually repair stuff or drag unconscious crew members into the ocean and while I selflessly welded the outside of the ship a series of unfortunate events led to my legs getting stuck in the propeller then being dragged off by an abyss monster what's happening no no what did I do to deserve this that left just roaring Troopa alive so we were duped as part of their new and Innovative plan to survive they welded back the walls repaired the guns then repeatedly slammed into an undersea volcano in an attempt to crush my body given Reggie and I were dead we could only watch in horror fear and amusement while trying to Gaslight the crew into going outside no no I can see what's grabbing us it's sucking us up yeah no no no no don't don't worry it'll ignore you when you go outside that's pretty legit I I read that I read that in a book once just just swim I'm not tripping don't worry I think everyone alone in this body is dead and he's gone he's gone where's the fuel rods at uh in my carbs whatever you carrying so taking a general look at attempt number two mold to death bled to death bald to death and mauled to death not bad I like our objective was just to get the ship going and we couldn't even get that done properly promotion attempt three we chose a different objective a Monster Hunt and this time we'd be led by Captain troopan so maybe we wouldn't drown rahr was the engineer Reggie the mechanic and myself the reliable medical officer guys you can trust me with the medication don't worry I've never believed someone less we were also using a different sub smaller than the last and with only three diving suits for four people who's doing the nuclear reactor this time oh okay oh my God it's smoking guys we've been in the ship for like three seconds ignoring the reactor as a medical specialist I have a few tools well I can't open the weapon safe I have access to something far more dangerous a syringe gun loaded with opium and access to the toxic chemical storage because if you thought MK Ultra was bad or making a sequel where's the fentanyl I need fentanyl no you don't it's been three minutes you don't need fentanyl I need it I know I need you to commit to not killing me this round all right all right tripping or specific objective was to hunt down a swarm of hammerheads a particularly aggressive monster the mission began as expected we hit a wall flooded the ship and through the floor I laughed at someone suffocating I was also gently reminded where the airlock was we first took the liberty of idiot-proofing this set by throwing flares and glow sticks everywhere as a non-combat officer I spent most of my time here the captain partly because he was the only one I thought wouldn't try to kill me but mostly because I didn't want to walk in on the engineers reenacting their homoerotic fantasies you want a wrench this this is going to play out like a porno oh carefully administering the medicine I decided that unlike our previous medic I would carry the burden of handling our morphine responsibly I just got that segment getting clean recover from an opioid addiction wow no thanks to me I I will take my congratulations and leave please please don't look at me like that besides giving each other drug addictions a general task on the sub is to fix deteriorating Electronics what's going on there big guy or some sort of ungodly Miracle the style had not yet exploded and we were approaching the objective but our sub did have a fatal flaw troop and boss I don't see any any aliens they're the on Earth I don't have guns yeah we don't have guns underneath with no lights on the turrets and numerous blind spots we couldn't actually see the hammerheads helping even less was everyone electrocuting themselves oh uh oh God am I dead well we might not be the smartest crew our capacity for self-destruction borders on the genius for example we are sinking fast and our last memories of the Abyss were unideal the solutions were mixed from letting Jesus take the trigger to getting the hammerheads addicted to crack does it how many how much drugs do you think that thing can take drugs the answer to every problem is not how much drugs that's what you think regardless of our plan it was getting increasingly difficult to execute given we were 1 700 meters deep and slightly completely off Target where's this thing gone we have gone so far down into the void I think we're gonna I think we're gonna go right back to Cthulhu as if everything wasn't bad enough our power had vanished but maybe we could recover I thought as I was domed by a glow stick prompting me to petition the captain for instruments of self-defense most notably a taser and a knife are you gonna argue with me right now creeper yeah so anyway the main problem we had now was that the reactor wasn't working or more precisely someone had rewired all the outputs to be null someone yeah there's someone put the [ __ ] electric those mess with the electrics Reggie Reggie what are you talking about Reggie our suspicions were confirmed when I climbed upstairs only to find him prying the emergency doors open hanging out of this place getting beat with a baton was all the motivation I needed to prescribe Reggie some special medication you gave me herpes I didn't in actuality he wishes I gave him herpes either way he was exiled for 20 seconds before blacking out in the ocean potentially from a lack of oxygen and possibly from the flesh-eating suppository I gave him but besides our son are looking like a Picasso everything was getting back to normal if you exclude the maniac outside the ship wielding a plasma cutter look guys you reap what you sow you injected me with one too many drugs that day remember how I said earlier there are three diving suits and four people so we sent raw out to negotiate oh no where is he at guys he could be anywhere I do believe they've come to an agreement now either someone gives me a suit or I drop this taser in the water luckily the flooding began to recede and I was paged for some emergency medical treatment well I've done all I can do besides looting you I can still do that after robbing his fetid corpse of a diving suit and Performing the ritual trooper and I left to dispose the body but upon leaving the sub betrayal Roar had welded shut the door upon our exit abandoning us to drift Alone in the Dark Trooper looking at eye and eye looking at trooping we knew there was only one way out of this situation it's not personal it's me or you I need the oxygen tanks no stop my face after two bullets in the chest a welder to the face and a wrench lodged in my skull droop and selfishly cast me into the ocean defeated I wandered aimlessly trying to find anything I could to survive keeping me afloat was the one thing that pushed me forward despite lo and behold I'd eventually found my way to the top of the set with true Prince unconscious but a live body floating upward seeing him so vulnerable so in need of assistance I knew what I had to do oh yeah um Let me let me fix you oxygen tank no no no no not this one glow stick I'll take that thank you it was almost as if his voice was guiding me to the path of the righteous oh a rifle and a shotgun oh don't mind if I do I mind hold on let me let me loot someone else there you go you don't need a diving suit right armed with renowned Vigor a knife and a crippling opioid addiction I devised an intricate plan um I don't want to alarm you but there might be a psychotic man trying to like knife his way through the front door and it's actually working there we go yes it's working well well well am I in a Reggie run I've got a wrench he's got a gun oh my God you blew your legs off he's feral [Music] he's feral you at least give me some morphine before you beat me to death of a wrench I took it all before coming in here playing this game It Feels Like The Shining but but the Grim Creeper is is Jack and he just goes in insane event I don't think there's anything left in my skull but there's only one thing left to do goodbye world I'm coming home baby why are you what are you doing with my body no take the Reggie so what exactly did we learn from this excursion maybe the real Barrel trauma was the friends we made along the way that troop and shouldn't hog the oxygen that Reggie should learn how to use handcuffs I mean I wouldn't say I inflicted trauma I'm too humble to brag and honestly I can't believe rawr shot himself [Music]

Channel: The Grim Kleaper

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Id: 4VXMHk2rvcQ

Length: 13min 9sec (789 seconds)

Published: Wed May 17 2023