Declaring War on Every Faction in Total Warhammer 3

who would win every known being in the universe or a gun total Warhammer 3 is a massive game with over 275 factions and today we'll be fighting them all of them by declaring war on every single nation from turn one and what better way to do it than with the strongest magical spell ever invented gun as a fleet of Undead Pirates the vampire codes boasts nothing but powder cannons and the doctrine of manifest destiny all led by count Nautilus Von Washington founding father and author of the Second Amendment now count Nautilus is a very special lore because he is the only character to start in the middle of nowhere our Capital the galleon's graveyard is completely isolated in the ocean so for right now we're safe but make no mistake the AI can and will send armies here so that won't last very long to declare war on every single faction I'm using an advanced technique called doing it manually using a console command mod I can reveal all factions for diplomacy now this doesn't give us any practical Advantage it just means I can talk with any faction so I'm able to declare war on them I also turned on in-game crises including the newly added vermintide so while I'm starting World War II 3 some ground rules for the campaign rule number one I must be at war with every faction and must immediately declare war if I meet a new one throughout the game new rogue armies horde factions and rebellions will end up spawning that I don't have vision of but as soon as I see them rule number two I cannot make peace unless I Declare War immediately after meaning our peace treaties are just scams to extort money and lastly rule number three play War Thunder wait I did it right the sponsor of this video War of Thunder we're committing military atrocities has never been more fun channel the power of God anime and over 2 000 tanks planes helicopters and ships on PC Xbox or the PS5 but for the honor of your great leader with Chinese tanks or the bellowing might of the Italian Navy with every 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gun and they'll probably miss but give 100 zombies a gun and now they'll still probably miss the vampire Coast mostly consists of deceased rednecks with floating trailers but count noctos starts with a special unit the necrofx Colossus these walking boats are icons of American Ingenuity and are the hard carry of our army but to get more we need money unfortunately being at war with everyone holding on to more than just one settlement is impossible at least for now luckily most factions are too busy doing their own thing to fight us at the beginning so our first turns need to be spent preparing for the inevitable 16 armies showing up at my door faster than a Jehovah's Witness the vampire Coast also has a horde mechanic that works with noctos allowing him to build an upgraded ship functioning like a mobile settlement at max level the ship gets powerful bonuses but it costs multiple Black Market kidneys to get there although as respectable gentlemen we have a few options to make that money we could sail to the islands and wrecks around the ocean for Treasure or just stealing sack and Coastal settlements requires Target targets and enemies of which there was no shortage green represents friendly land guess what Reddit it's already turned seven and the first AI has sailed into absolutely nowhere to try to attack us but one of the big positives we had being in the middle of nowhere is that for people to sail to us they take attrition on the sea not like that stops the AI or these random ogres dying unsurprisingly our first turns are mostly just upgrading our Capital horde buildings and resurrecting more units as an undead faction we do have necromancy meaning we instantly resurrect units scaling based on how many have died in the area more casualties equals more plentiful and Powerful recruits on turn 10 I decided to step one foot outside of our base hello again what a great idea the armies were fighting are either multiple 20 Stacks or a homeless guy if I turn 15 arkhan got bored and left so we sailed to a nearby Skull Island able to Auto resolve a fight that really doesn't look like we should win and still get a cool 20 000 gold to make even more money we sailed over to lustria near all the port settlements because instead of occupying cities we can establish pirate coves these function as many settlements allowing us to siphon income from their owner so despite only having one settlement we could still scale our economy to afford more units moving out to the northern cities it's important to remember that being on land is an absolute nightmare phase in point that is a lot of naked green men now for reference we have almost no melee units we really just have a 161 guns something cool is that by upgrading our ship we get Cannon barrage this is Army abilities slightly better is the walking Colossus shooting his hand Cannon like a SoundCloud rapper the only issue is that it runs out of ammo quickly but our Gunnery whites can give it more despite us having nothing but rusty guns and decomposing soldiers apparently that's all we need that and Oculus eating several thousand damage and almost dying I don't think we had any business winning that we did lose our depth guard but Gunnery mobs are both cheaper and comparatively better with all the casualties taken a necromancy site was created so we could resurrect more units if we ever came back but right now our army was pretty solid with mostly Gunners so by now we'd reach turn 22 mostly unharmed despite the fact that over 100 factions have already died while that sounds like a good thing when another land gets conglomerated by the AI the only enemy they'll have left to attack is us like with this random Empire 20 stack the first of many from now on oculus's new job is to run in circles and probably get shot which when considering are levels of Freedom output actually works pretty well after each fight we can use invocation of nahek to cheese extra healing making sure noculus ends each battle with full health to get some extra gold I can do a little diplomatic Shenanigans by making fake peace treaties it's like a business deal except there is no business there is no deal and we threaten you with a gun the funny part is despite being at war with a lot of these factions our relations are actually improving with them for more money we sail to a few shipwrecks and recruited a vampire Fleet Captain as fighting units they're pretty useless but on the campaign map they can establish more pirate cities throwing one in lawther and our coves were beginning to look like femboys and Cambodia a massive driver of GDP of course the elves don't really like being robbed as is pretty evident with all of one being so unfriendly we found somewhere else a bit more welcoming The Peasant pits of britonia and of course within one turn of being on land unfortunately for them I have a bit of a surprise a pretty small cannon called Queen Bess the AI might be good at dodging but as soon as their archers stand still plus our Gunnery wet can give it pretty much unlimited ammo the rest of their army was as formidable as their leader they too walked directly into 6 000 bullets and died through the entire battle noctilus gained Health now winning against the Fey enchantress is pretty important because then we get her legendary defeat trait plus 10 casualty replenishment these traits exist for each legendary Lord in the game with all of them being unique and some of them are enormously powerful but scattered around the world while there are a ton of these Lords and traits we mainly care about too sigwald and Marcus both have traits that improved nautilus's Army and make him a living tank so a side goal of our current campaign is to beat each of them in battle with his army getting back to the pirating as noculus sailed around our Capital got attacked while this already might look really really scary well that's because it is defending the Maelstrom for the very first time ah home sweet home something special among the vampire Coast is aquatic units pretty much everything we have fights better in the water despite the enemy having heavily armored black Orcs our Gunners do not really care allowing us to win the battle with with relatively few casualties stale our Capital was mostly undefended so I recruited her first Army 30 turns into the game to reinvigorate those zombie tax dollars we could pay a little visit to eltharian oh never mind there he is one of his armies did walk into an ambush letting us test our new cannons by upgrading nautilus's ship we gain even more of those map white cannon shots we'd also give a nautilus the ability to summon more units which unsurprisingly also have guns I love summoning Gunners right in their face we'll just helpful considering his ability to beat the crap out of people monoculus winning is nice yeah why am I not surprised that this is what my Capital looks like while elthorian's Army is better than every way depending on a hill gives our guns more leeway El Farah and leather charge foolishly believing I wouldn't shoot my own units our local pirate captain could also summon the pride of our Fleet giant Undead craps Circle beating Authority into death alright killing another Elven 20 stack isn't bad and another and another two I sure would love for an octolus to come help if he wasn't running from wood elves in the the ocean The only positive is that we'd recruited a renowned Admiral allowing us to switch our second Army's leader to one with his own horde and shipbuildings alright so I'm gonna do my best cheese this one using the help of the AI by turning off control large Armory that means only 20 units can enter the battle at once but by making this an AI controlled Army we get 40 and they only get 20. so even though their reinforcements are already here they can't summon anyone else because they're at their 20 out of 20 cap but for us well because ours is an AI controlled Army we just get everything despite our overwhelming numbers we are also overwhelmingly incompetent with extreme inefficiency because our army is quite literally falling apart with the first Army swarm we barely pulled out a victory on the reinforcing second resulting in a huge number of corpses how many you might ask uh I don't know I never counted you know to clear the remaining armies Nautilus sailed back to the Capitol taking out another 20 stack and earning a new Mount that house-sized Jumanji looking ship we have yeah now he rides it oh hey there Tyrion couldn't see you down there tyrion's legendary defeat trait was a nice bonus adding army-wide melee attack but what scared me a little bit more was a L'Oreal the radiant or more aptly named a L'Oreal the psychopath whenever I play Immortal Empires there's three things that are always guaranteed dies by turn five zinch is a massive and alario the radiant winds up whipping out the sword of Kane and going on a genocidal Rampage slay girl boss the sword of Kane is a unique melee weapon anyone's sociopathic enough to claim it gets ungodly combat bonuses Army clearing Vortex spells and a general tendency to kill everyone the longer a user has the sword of cane the stronger it becomes if we let alariel use the sword uncontested the problem is that she'll be too powerful to beat later so our plan to stop her the Diplomatic approach invading uthwan to get some more funding we could Channel our inner Jack Sparrow and navigate a series of treasure maps you know it's stuff like this that makes the game special this level of thought and love I really appreciate it but not as much as I appreciate the dude who posted all the answers online approaching the Supreme Elven donut we were intercepted by the great Penny luckily Miss Cox was dispatched without losing a single unit allowing us to breach the shores of oathwan sieging Falls Anvil and tore something we took our first settlement to the game speeding ahead by turn 51 occupying pieces of the island unsurprisingly drew some unwanted attention allarielle was only at war with one faction gee who Could That Be and with her upgrading sword of Kane it was time to spread those cheeks not to mention the other seven armies surrounding us luckily and trying to kill one of them a failed Ambush so we could lightning strike to fight only one enemy I like that our army Embraces those Traditional Values recreating the atmosphere of the Waffle House with the Ambush foiled and another Army obliterated it was time she had arrived bringing both of our best armies Elario sat at nearly 1 000 weapon strength Hypersonic speed and the tankiness of a character from the hit game Viva Pinata don't hit me with your Spades we'd have to fight her now before the sword of Kane got any more powerful loading into the battle we have two minutes to set up before she arrived and with our 40 groups of Gunners I I formulated a plan shoot her in about three hits she almost killed Nautilus took out a few hundred infantry and had learned to metal bend bullets into her skin oh great it looks like their entire Army routed not a L'Oreal after more than 20 000 bullets she finally went down taking 350 people with her and nearly killing all our heroes but her tyrannical rule could come to an end letting us free the sword of cane for the sake of Peace Global happiness and mostly greed I wouldn't say freed more like Under New Management so how does power beyond a comprehension feel okay I will keep that in mind higher combat stats a tornado in a jar and now everybody in the world hates us slightly more than a warm pillow as noculus holds the sword for longer the Buffs get better and the debuffs get worse the generic problem with wielding the sword is that it'll eventually make everybody declare warning but for us that's not a problem it's a feature with hilariel Wounded it was a huge weight off our chest of course that's like moving a boulder off a mountain she may be gone but they certainly aren't the stage one sort of cane is by Line running Nautilus into the enemy Army alone is not the best idea yet it's also important to remember that these Gunners are Tier 1 units fighting much stronger armies to really get noctos's army in delayed game shave it would need an upgrade an infantry don't cut it but that necro effects Colossus we have now that's not terrible because the upgrade isn't cheap and the high of capital just happens to be nearby I necromanced it is that a word necromanced no it is I necromanced a completely new force and with all the battle sites around pulling an entire Army out of my ass is surprisingly loopless with four armies to the north it was clear we couldn't hold on to our settlements for long surrounding Vols Anvil were lizardmen Dark Elves and a forgettable little faction willingly taking attrition and led by a man named melwin but the only thing blocking law Thorne was King Lewin and this random gaggle of elves there's something so satisfying about watching a giant Undead ship just blow away entire armies I mean I didn't even notice they had a sun dragon it just died anyways wow nice fire bringing two armies to the gates of Lutheran we fought a grand Siege using Auto result and then stole 25 000 gold now all we have to do is L'Oreal round two Kung Fu Panda is a very good movie L'Oreal may have better units but we have the sheer unwashed masses of sheer unwashed masses while this is three armies against one all our units are extremely injured and hilario's army wasn't the only one nearby the plan was basically abused wind of death are army cannons and use noculus as a meat shield for the rest of the campaign we're gonna be seeing a lot of this spell escaping into the ocean it was clear we need to abandon our settlements at Gucci Island and regroup back at the Capitol to spend that Elven gold on a really really big boat and the ability to recruit more necrofx colossi now normally these colossi are absurdly expensive with almost 500 upkeep per turn so a whole Army of them would probably collapse our fragile economy but as a Savvy American Nautilus has mastered the age-old art form known as minimum wage granting a 20 reduction in upkeep when we combine that with another 20 for level five horde minus 23 from skills minus 15 minus 10 and minus eight we get a grand total of 96 upkeep reduction meaning it's more expensive to upkeep this than this so while we're recruiting let's take a step back and look at the world so far right now oathwan is pretty much owned by Tyrion and a L'Oreal but what about everyone else to the Northwest we have malakith and Marathi the dark elves weirdly losing against the Exile tomb Kings and beatbox Champion contact beneath that in lustria is Marcus wolfheart fighting the lizardmen As for the rest of the world it is a mess with a dwarf somehow being the least atrocious looking faction as more factions consolidate land they'll be at war with less people and eventually just us meaning we're on the clock until another 30 Doom Stacks show up at our front door and the best way to handle a Dooms attack is a bigger Doom stack something like uh hypothetically 20 necrofx colossi Nautilus and the boys partaking in Tom Foolery as you might imagine this Army is pretty close to unbeatable which is great considering the neighbors have arrived I've discovered new wildlife and I shall name it wall to test our army we had to be careful Lee stupid with lightning strike Nautilus can single out any army surprise surprise we took no damage so this looks like a perfect spot to end our turn time to mentally prepare myself to fight 16 battles never mind big is not a single AI attack choosing life over I tried to provoke the AI again but just like before they were gone faster than you could say Jeffrey Epstein at no point in the campaign did I think this would be an issue so as to fight someone I went ahead with nautilus's Quest battle an artillery duel with the empire okay my turn for a bunch of giant legged creatures we're not very fast we just slow walk towards our enemies and they're already dead moving past the quest battle we caught King Lewin and just like before even with the unbreakable Green Knight on their side it only takes about six tons of raw Cannonball to make him surprisingly flexible afterwards I also took noculus off his neck or effects map while that might seem counter-intuitive he's actually a lot better on foot becoming almost immune to range damage and now extremely hard to kill plus he clumps up enemies around him which is helpful for other reasons no matter the Army we fight the plan is pretty much always an octopus goes straight everybody else indiscriminately annihilate and to give you an idea of how ruined the auto resolve is now the game thinks this fight is a crushing defeat which isn't wrong but uh for who so I think I've made my case that this Army is quite good which means we can revisit some old friends it's time to invade old one again to begin our Crusade of world Conquest our first mission was to completely occupy Ultron as a giant island in the sea it's both easy to defend and gets avoided by most of the end game crises taking our very first steps onto land okay see now this is a crushing defeat a 1v3 coupled with injured units a scary enemy Lord and being outnumbered 179 to one well we are not favored in this fight whatsoever okay Tyrion I hope you know what you bargained for well Tyrion sat there and just got shot we sent Nautilus in completely alone not very fair for that one hit with our big stick diplomacy and their HP is gone great as it might seem like it's going it wasn't very long until all our necro effects were fighting in melee where they kind of suck the only positive is that they drop zombie summons to protect them at half Health but Tyrion is a little too good at fighting them for it to matter alright we're down to pretty much just three necrofects Colossus noctilus and a whole lot of summons all right make that two Colossus just when I thought it was over noctil has barely killed Tyrion through the crowd surrounded by hundreds of elves he was quite literally too angry to die we summoned more zombies and used our swords Vortex over and over after 10 minutes of grinding in a mosh pit of scrawny elves the balance of power went back in our favor at the low cost of our entire 30 000 gold army we pulled out a win with noculus killing 800 people on his own for the sheer will of one banana chin man with a sharp stick the campaign could continue by winning we also triggered our Undead passive resurrecting a few of our colossae and since we defeated every defending Army at once that left their settlements open marching up to vol's Anvil noctos would face his toughest opponent yet Thor bro sieging a settlement on his own yeah that sounds about right just by claiming our first set of one on earthwan again that didn't exactly resolve everything welcome to the Capitol it sucks here I have spent far too many hours fighting on this exact map all the while our population was getting War weary don't worry guys just a few more turns alario was also back in sizing us up forcing me to use my new special unit The Gallows giant it's like a normal Colossus but with some minor modifications back in the capital we fought off these surrounding fleets earning us the first verse of a lost sea shanty random fleets around the ocean have these and getting them gives us an army-wide ability to shoot even faster the only thing I hear in pretty much all these battles is just constant firing of cannons because that is our ranged attack and our melee attack with all our expansion I recruited a fourth lore see how we're making money right now wow say goodbye to our positive income because from this point forward the name of the game is deficit spending on our way to Law Firm we got intercepted by four whole armies it was not a very hard fight we're basically at the point where inakulus's Army beats everything so long as it's attacking because we can lightning strike to lock out reinforcements at the end of each battle we get to use the lore of Vampire's magic to heal back so we can effectively fight unlimited armies every turn but the one thing that can make noculus even stronger a better sword of cane we could either choose to throw it away spurring the world of its destruction or keep it causing faction-wide upkeep increases public order loss and noctil is going completely insane however bigger sword holding us at a whopping 1.1 K weapon strength so in arriving to Siege Lutheran we sent noctoson alone yet again uh my old nemesis uh breaking into the city there's a little unique trick we can use our main Vortex spell wind of death is actually a ping-pong ball within cities we can bounce it off buildings to hit the same enemy multiple times the result is a silly little 801 kills and the great sack of lothar 20 000 gold and a whole lot of anti-humanitarian crime or at least it would be if I thought elves were people our Empire now encompassed a small section of uthwan afforded by nautilus's Army leaving every battle having healed instead of taking damage our limit was more so every other Army having to defend what noctil has conquered from an elf whose greatest weakness was a school zone more important than the landlord was Finding Marcus wolfheart as I said a while ago the two legendary Lords we wanted to fight were sigwog and Marcus with one of them in front of us right now the Lizardman Army was more than ready to do nothing while Marcus came in as reinforcements it's the Flight of the Eagles except the Eagles are going up against 18 anti-aircraft guns it didn't take long for noculus to find Marcus and win in two hits gaining us his legendary defeat trade increased range damage for every everyone our next Target would be Sig Vault because his trait will make Nautilus unkillable but because he lives deep in the chaos waste we'd have to wait until we could reach him in the meantime our armies expanded recruiting famous Admirals like William booty catcher and our current second mate Burke black who was busy taking the gates protecting in her old one we'd also researched a special Banner which gives 20 Ward save or damage reduction combining that with the sword of Kane's 35 Ward save and a random amulet's 8 percent noctilus was rocking a solid 63 damage reduction which effectively more than doubles his health with all the new land we'd gained we could afford new armies and keep conquering old pawn so long as foreign powers didn't intervene but attorney 87 it's not like anyone had a reason to mess with us you know I figured you know maybe they're pretty close like nearby capital or something no they are not halting our faction burned the entire turn getting several cities sacked and sending us back a little but not every demon is a complete douche figures directly to the north of us was bellacor in a campaign where we are at war with everyone bellacor is probably the closest thing we have to an ally I ignore him he ignores me and we both burn down old one he even graciously let me take a free gate and before I could repay the favor conveniently disappeared but in taking the gate it revealed a new friend malakith internet edgelord and ancestral Enthusiast back in the main part of oath wine we began sieging the last resistance inside the island after fighting three consecutive lightning strike battles Tyrion city was exposed which we conquered using the ancient art of waiting for them to starve elsewhere Burke lack took another from a L'Oreal Orion rammed his head into a Garrison and we got a quest for the final verse of our sea shanty with some of the best bonuses I have ever seen But even with the shanty the doubles our fire right most of our armies weren't very strong zombie Gunners and pole arms are objectively terrible units even if they are are cost efficient and we couldn't just auto win with Nautilus because his army can't be everywhere although we did get a special ancillary for a ship's Carpenter minus 50 horde building costs for a single Army except you can move in silly areas around instantly at any time to any Lord yeah so after several turns of upgrading Burke black is dead and in his place Rises a new Admiral man with crabs biggest necrophix colossi aren't the only end game unit at the same tier are rotting Leviathan then after recruiting a few my income was hit by a Red Lobster delivery truck but it did allow us to bully a L'Oreal and any amount of money is worth that plus this is only four crabs it only gets worse from here bringing a L'Oreal down to her last settlement we were also able to obtain our final Shanty verse doubling reload speed giving Mass leadership and plus 15 public order map wide so instead of enacting governmental change we're just singing sea shanties Congress take notes on oculus's side of the island he demolished about 420 Stacks in a single turn chopped down dirt who and wrestled control over most of Ultron even eradicating a L'Oreal's faction despite mostly dealing with the High Elves we now had to deal with these slightly more sober elves Nautilus was busy sieging one of the major high elf settlements blocking the rest of their land although apparently shooting cannons at walls is surprisingly precise for whatever reason they keep sending out one unit at a time to dual Nautilus eventually after wiping ammo so they're single entities I got four right now is pretty much the grindy part fighting unusable lightning strike battles and reclaiming settlement so I'll skip ahead to turn 110. in just a few short turns we have grown but not alone the old world is almost completely ruled by dwarves Empire and Cafe which would be fine if they weren't all allies Empire ships were already showing up at ulthan and malikath was ready to get goofier than a moist critical police chase a silver lining was that the High Elves are dead with one last fight against lothar and we'd removed all High Elves from Ultron but other enemy armies were pretty much everywhere requiring me to sail out and fight several dwarf armies per turn in summary things are bad our army visit also hit the campaign movement limit because we have so many movement bonuses there's no difference between March stance and default stance so apparently these peg legs run off rocket fuel on the less horrible side we were forcing chaos and bellacor from the island our income was not negative and crab man had acquired more crabs they may be heavily armed but we are heavily legged I guess you could say we beat the crab out of them [Applause] not to mention the crabs are Auto resolve Gods I don't even need to fight this to destroy both armies meanwhile nautilus's Army has the weakest Auto resolve I have ever seen oh a small bertonian girls a crushing defeat forcing me to manually fight almost every battle with his army but winning this one meant we could make landfall in the old world with our very first settlement by being in the old world Nautilus could draw aggro from most armies allowing us to freely boot every other faction of oathwan and essentially secure the whole island advancing further and taking Castle bash Stone we'd cleared up most of the resistance from bertonia three whole empire armies if only there were a button that let me beat all of them in the same turn Army 1 meet the deadly luminarch of hish in only a few shots it can take down a necro effects easily which is exactly why I decided meleeing Nautilus was somehow smart look at this disgusting Empire smut not in my Christian server moving on to Army 2 we were faced with the immovable steam tank Army 3 Carl Franz Carl looks like he is not slept in at least a week starting the battle I figured it be pretty easy noculus walks Over beats down France and we get to important stuff like paying off our debt but much like my student loans Carl Franz is so crushingly strong oh my God Carl is uh over 1K weapon strength 85 wait he's got better stats than Nautilus Jesus that might not seem like a lot of damage but with noculus's 80 physical resistance that means Carl did something like 8 000 damage in about 10 seconds luckily his decision to fly away was tactically poor by Carl it didn't take long after that to expand in the old world lining the entire ocean in some sort of vampire Coast but our struggle wasn't over quite yet because panning to the West hello Marathi bringing three armies plus a Garrison to the front losing this fight meant losing the whole western side of the island now there was no actual way we fairly win this Maria these armies are absolutely Juiced with Dragons Medusa and hydras so we have to do the next best thing I'm gonna cheat using the AI controlled Army trick we could have all 80 of our units fighting 20 of theirs at a time all right and uh the tables of turd ever so slightly as you can see the number go up I'm numbering them eight to one it didn't take long for the entire Battlefield to be swarmed by Walmart tier Undead who were literally born yesterday I really wish I could describe in better detail what was actually happening but all I know is we've already lost a thousand units and the pedal snap been going on for very long Jesus Christ their lord is still alive she has 405 kills not to mention Marathi landed once and she has been stuck here for the entire game where the first enemy reinforcements coming in we still had to fight two whole other armies but our Saving Grace was a spell called van Geist Revenge summoning The Flying Dutchman to obliterate their best units that one shot alone netted 400 kills you know things are bad when you outnumber them 1700 to 14 and you're losing with the last few enemies being blood rack medusas we managed to pull them down with our RoR crabs at the cool cost of 6500 lives we managed to push back Marathi the dark elves while the South was distracted we sent the great crab man across the pond flattening four dark elf armies at once and about a turn later sieged our first dark elf City what's the point of building giant walls if you are next to a giant Hill collapsing the settlement earned as a holding in nagarath where we could start to take over the dark elves plus our other three armies sailed across to gain another Port from Marathi looking back towards the old world we will ignore the old world our economy was allowing us to field eight armies at once despite losing 4 700 in supply lines alone the crab stacked sat on Malika took even more settlements and greeted our new enemy the tomb camps well contemp I can't blame you for trying but he can for the foothold in nagarond and a handle on the old world the tendrils of noctos patriotism had spread across the globe we'd even achieved our long campaign Victory so really what was left to stop us okay that's pretty bad a Dwarven endgame crisis with the dwarves being the most powerful faction now I know that doesn't seem ideal but I have good news they are not alone apparently I forgot to change my settings at the start so every crisis begins on a long campaign Victory so now we have 10 turns to prepare did I say 10 no no I meant one bringing back as many armies as possible and completely abandoning the old world it was time to watch the Supreme Battle Royale unfold and if you thought the map looked disgusting now dwarves dwarfs dwarves tube Kings dwarfs plus all those other factions that will probably die to dwarves although strangely the only armies I couldn't find were the scavened ones part of the vermintide crisis even more so when I realized all the skaven factions were back but none of them were actually on the map in terms of the other crisis armies were lucky because oathwan spawns none of them our main issue is mouseilian and a Heinrich kemmler who hit the gym Plus in the top left of the map is ground brindle's faction and a wood-off city while there are other armies like Grim Gore Manford and Orion we get to role play High Elves and not care sorry Etc you're on your own passing this round just once I am now scared with mouseilian coming across the channel we evacuated noctilus to defend oathwa unsurprisingly the rest of the world had evolved backwards there's the Kiss Live chaos ways who gets Island Paradise Dwarven Slovenia Kairos JP Morgan fateweaver and the clan angrant Oak of Ages and that's not all kotype's Mountain disco dark elf ground brindle the scaven Navy a Twilight fan club mean girl Gambler pacifism for the peace God the undead pirate Forest Jurassic Park 2 and archaeon still alive and wishing he was dead but in the midst of the chaos one thing stood out segval who decided to show his face in Northern nagaron sending Nautilus to catch him we were intercepted by bellicor where we gained his legendary defeat rate and moved on sure enough sigwald was still round so we could finally collect allowing us to get his legendary defeat rate which isn't showing up but it's probably just hidden in the menu after bellacor little known fact there's actually a cap on the number of traits you can have right now we have 30 and the cap is 30 30. so you followed straight would have put an Oculus to essentially 90 Ward save multiplying effective Health by 1 000 and for reference going back to that high elf battle where noculus killed everything alone if we took all the damage he did to every unit combined then inflicted on him he still would not die which would have happened if not for bellacor I will be back but right now there was something slightly more pressing a nuclear bomb under my city the kid had made it to ulthan and infested it with the under Empire naturally his first inclination was domestic terrorism clearing the undercity isn't difficult but there's no way of knowing how many others there were spread around the world so I went about uploading detection in every settlement right now though our biggest threat was gron brindle and the northern dwarves because leaving Nautilus out on his own or as Invincible as Nautilus is the rest of our army is less so and losing necrophax is fairly expensive to that end I spent the next half hour kiting while Nautilus killed their entire Army after 40 minutes and several dead necro effects we beat the dwarves and immediately afterward the skaven crisis plotting underneath the Earth they'd finally Arisen to take over a swamp a desert this dwarf's ass in the middle of literally nowhere now as much as I want to conquer the entire world and paint it hot pink we've run into a bit of an issue lag there's something like 500 armies on the map right now and each turn takes a decade to pass call it laziness call it decadence but instead of fighting through every single Province and forgetting what grass looks like I have a better idea one last fight our armies were near Invincible our land expansive and of all the enemies we could go after there was clearly one that stood out so to make it fair I disbanded every necro effects we had and sailed Nautilus to our destination hello bellicor may God have mercy this God thanks to all of you I've made the decision to go full time now I can finally become the content creator I've always wanted to be playing games like Dota 2 Minecraft and the sickest reactions you've ever seen so noclists do you have anything left to say also thank you to War Thunder for sponsoring the video you can check out the game using the link in the description or the pinned comment below capital

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Published: Mon Apr 24 2023

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[u/An_Innocent_Coconut]

You might not like it but this is what peak diplomacy look like